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And so Tem did one of the things he did to break silence. He farted and cracked his knuckles at the same time. Together they sounded like an avalanche scratching its fingers on a chalkboard with a mideval gauntlet.

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<OOC>... I do not know how to respond to that.</OOC>


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<Agreed. I am very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very sorry about the gross humor, but I just had to break the silence, and that's how I did it.>

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Maxwell motioned calmly to Horin: "It's OK, Horin. Tem here is a friend of ours. He's part of our paty. He's a High Flayer, and he's agreed to try and make telepathic contact with Eruntian and see if he can find out what's going on in his mind. Perhaps he can even wake him."


"Aye, I guess that might work, thought he was a Flayer, heard of 'em before, never seen one" And Horin walked away, and checked on Prosper, and walked out of his tent, heading for the his wagon that was next to his tent, pulling out a jug of ale. "Good thing that lizzardman didn't know it wasn't the good stuff." and headed back to his tent. "Want some?" He asked Maxwell, motioning to the jug.

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<OOC>I'm tempted to have Tem swept away by an avalanche due to the amount of noise he used to break the silence.</OOC>

Two humanoid figures appeared on the path leading upward. As they moved closer, Tem noticed both were lightly armored and had bows with arrows pointed at him. One of them inquired "Who... what are you? State your business."


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Maxwell motioned calmly to Horin: "It's OK, Horin. Tem here is a friend of ours. He's part of our paty. He's a High Flayer, and he's agreed to try and make telepathic contact with Eruntian and see if he can find out what's going on in his mind. Perhaps he can even wake him."


"Aye, I guess that might work, thought he was a Flayer, heard of 'em before, never seen one" And Horin walked away, and checked on Prosper, and walked out of his tent, heading for the his wagon that was next to his tent, pulling out a jug of ale. "Good thing that lizzardman didn't know it wasn't the good stuff." and headed back to his tent. "Want some?" He asked Maxwell, motioning to the jug.

"Thanks" replied Maxwell, taking a swig. "Hey, that's really good stuff. Sure beats the local ale."

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Prosper woke, and nursed himself up with his good arm. Seeing the strange scene, he asked; "What happened to Eruantian? And what's Tem doing?" His arm hurt, but he ignored it.

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"As far as I know they're both still alive," Acedia said, after Horin had gone. She blinked. "The elf is in some kind of trance, though, I think. You did hear that awful scream earlier, did you not?"
"No, I was bringing Prosper back here. What happen?"


{ Prosper was already at the camp and treated when Taryn carried in Eruantian, actually. }
[OOC: That's because Marcus had brought him back.]

"Oh, the elf with the fire? I dunno what's going on. I think he's having a nightmare."

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{ Prosper was already at the camp and treated when Taryn carried in Eruantian, actually. }
[OOC: That's because Marcus had brought him back.]


{ Yeah. I know. What I'm saying is that Marcus brought Prosper to the camp /a good 15 minutes at the very least/ before Eruantian arrived, and then from that moment to the moment of the scream was probably anywhere between 10 and 30 minutes RP time.

Oh, whatever. I've got a lab report to finish. And then I have to go make friends with a Wiccan and get them to hex my chem teacher. >< }

"Or something," agreed Acedia quietly, distantly. She was somewhere else herself; she had a vacant look on her face and fell silent.

Taryn, in the meanwhile, had gone to watch the psychonautery. "How fares the half elf?" she asked upon entering the tent.

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Michael entered the tent seeing Eruntian in a deep sleep and Tem in concentrating.

Michael not even trying to hide the glowing mark on his left palm, Michael was silent when looking at the event, just watching and seeing what was happening to Tem and Eruntian.

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"I'll go check on him."

Marcus ran over to the tent and saw Eruantian on the floor. Then he spotted Michael...and the mark on his hand.

"Is he ok---Michael! Where have you been....what's that thing on your hand?"

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Michael laughed and replied "I see you've seen the mark on my palm saying that I'm an Uait (ewe-ate), sorry I lied about my race, false fear made me and your first question, I just needed time to reflect."

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Maxwell said: "What's a Uait, Micheal? That some sort of guildhall? Nice tattoo."
Then, at Taryn: "He's not well, but neither is he worse. Do you have any skills that could aid him, Taryn?"

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Michael answered "A Uait is a race that is notable by this Mark which we are born with and they look different from different Uaits, matches how we highly value indivuality"

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Michael answered "A Uait is a race that is notable by this Mark which we are born with and they look different from different Uaits, matches how we highly value individuality"

Maxwell said: "Well... that's interesting. You mean to say you're not Human at all? Could have fooled me. What am I saying.. you DID fool me! Most extraordinary, old chap. Never would have guessed. So please, tell us more."

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"I can't blame you if you haven't seen on because...of what the Drow done" said Michael who suddenely paused in thought.

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"Thanks" replied Maxwell, taking a swig. "Hey, that's really good stuff. Sure beats the local ale."

"Sure it does, don't like cheap ale myself, always take some with me." And he walked into a shadow in his tent, trying to remain out of the way, watching everything. Hearing everything said in his tent.

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"I am Tem Deepwater,"said Tem,"here on a psychonautery mission. Take me to Eruntian, I KNOW he's here, so take me now, or else..." He primed a visible Psibolt.

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"I am Tem Deepwater,"said Tem,"here on a psychonautery mission. Take me to Eruntian, I KNOW he's here, so take me now, or else..." He primed a visible Psibolt.


The two men looked at each other for a moment, passing gestures and subtle signals. In unison, they pulled their arrows back, as if getting ready to strike Tem if he made any sudden movements. "I don't much like your tone or your attitude, Deepwater" one of them agitatedly replied "If you think we can be threatened easily, you are dead wrong. Why would we let you find this Eruantian? What business do you have with him?"


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"look, I know you guys are sensors, and I know you kill people like me, but listen. Eruntian's in a trance of some kind, and I was sent in here to find out why. Oh, and I would know if you would attack me, so let's just stay in a standoff" said Tem. He Ethereally cuffed himself. "see? I'll even clap myself in Irons." little did they know Tem could burst out of them if he needed to.

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{ *mini time rewind* }

Taryn shook her head. "No, I'm sorry to say. Though even if I did possess some kind of skill useful in this situation, that ring of his apparently hates me. I don't want to go near it." She even took a half-step back, eying the horrible piece of jewelry warily - as though the ring would fly off of Eruantian's finger and work its evil cold-magic of its own accord.

{ *slight time fast forward* }

"Uait?" Taryn blinked. "Now that is something I haven't encountered before, at least not by that name. I would be interested in knowing more about your kind, er, Michael..?" Pause, Michael spoke... "What did the Drow do?"

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"look, I know you guys are sensors, and I know you kill people like me, but listen. Eruntian's in a trance of some kind, and I was sent in here to find out why. Oh, and I would know if you would attack me, so let's just stay in a standoff" said Tem. He Ethereally cuffed himself. "see? I'll even clap myself in Irons." little did they know Tem could burst out of them if he needed to.
"Do you know of what he speaks" one questioned the other. "I haven't the slightest idea" the other replied "Listen, you... whatever you are, we have no time to waste on you, and that includes Eruantian. Be on your way and take your tricks with you."


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"One last thing," said Tem, "What are you? Give me a look at your faces.<On a different note, is Michael's palm like the Gedwey Ignasia in Eragon?>

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"One last thing," said Tem, "What are you? Give me a look at your faces.<On a different note, is Michael's palm like the Gedwey Ignasia in Eragon?>
One of the two men responded "Drop our bows to remove our helms out of curtesy so you can catch us off gaurd, eh?" "We're not bloody likely to comply" said the other "We've made it perfectly clear that we do not want you around. I suggest you go back to where you came from before we become inclined to force you."


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"1, don't drop your bows, just let me get a good look at your face, and 2, I can only escape If Maxwell bashes me good with my good basher.

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<OOC>
1: These guys are wearing the type of helms that cover most of their faces.
2: These guys don't seem to have a clue of what you mean when you speak of psychonautery or anything involved with it.
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One of the two men released his arrow, which shot through the snow next to Tem's waist. As he readied another arrow, he said "The next one won't miss."


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"That... is the last straw. YAAHH!" yelled Tem. He psibolted one and telekinetically impaled the other with his own arrow."Hope that doesn't have any consequences."

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"That... is the last straw. YAAHH!" yelled Tem. He psibolted one and telekinetically impaled the other with his own arrow."Hope that doesn't have any consequences."

<OOC> The ring is displeased. </OOC>
As Tem commited an act of murder, the weather suddenly worsened. A storm raged on the mountain with highspeed winds that carried a dense amount of snow. Lightning began to strike overhead, some of which almost seemed aimed at the higher points of the mountain. Then rocks began to fall around Tem, which progressively increased in size over time.


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<I think that Tem's pretty much lost right now.> Then, suddenly, Tem got struck by lightning...and again...and again...and again...and again.... "You think you can beat me, ring?? It is I and eruntian with the power, not you! Yaaah!" he fired a psibolt at the sky.

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<I think that Tem's pretty much lost right now.> Then, suddenly, Tem got struck by lightning...and again...and again...and again...and again.... "You think you can beat me, ring?? It is I and eruntian with the power, not you! Yaaah!" he fired a psibolt at the sky.
And the Psibolt came back and struck Tem in the face. Instead of dieing, he suddenly appeared in a room of ice. It was a perfect cube of about ten feet in hight, width, and depth. There was nothing to be seen through the ice, which meant that it was very thick in all directions, surrounded by an opaque substance such as stone, or surrounded by absolutley nothing at all. In the middle of the room was a pedestal with a blue flame burning on top of it. There did not seem to be a fuel source of any sort under the flame. From the flame came a deep, whispering voice that said "Why do you intrude?"


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