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Author:  it's a lion! [ Wed May 28, 2008 5:36 pm ]
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You get a note that says "PLEASE TO ACTUARRY INFERT ITEM FUN TIME!" Aaaaand a boot to the head. *boot*

I insert The Sneak in his telegram costume.

Author:  this-guy [ Thu May 29, 2008 8:42 am ]
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You get a note that says "PLEASE TO ACTUARRY INFERT ITEM FUN TIME!" Aaaaand a boot to the head. *boot*

*gives the machine a good ol' kick in the gears*

Author:  Askingforachallenge [ Thu May 29, 2008 3:49 pm ]
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*gives this-guy a good ol' kick in the rear*

*inserts nothing*

Author:  Aussieguy [ Thu May 29, 2008 9:00 pm ]
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You get nothing, duh...

Inserts a piece of paper with "Homestar Runner vending machine" written on it.

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Thu May 29, 2008 10:14 pm ]
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You get a piece of paper that has "Random Thoughts...in reverse?!?" on it.

*Inserts Galaxy Quest*

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Fri May 30, 2008 4:48 pm ]
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you get universe adventure

*inserts my school*

Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Sat May 31, 2008 2:12 am ]
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You get 10,000,000 pages of homework.

*inserts $3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399311481966593000573842001111842089549379151255564*

Author:  this-guy [ Sat May 31, 2008 9:40 am ]
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You get a loudspeaker, out of which comes, "EXACT CHANGE ONLY, PAL!"

*Inserts £π*

Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Sat May 31, 2008 3:38 pm ]
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You get 7 candy bars, one of which is partially eaten to approximate 2π.

*inserts the calculator virus*

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:37 am ]
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you get all the money that was ever inserted into the machine, you luckey son of a !*@@

*inserts crobar*

Author:  Aussieguy [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:38 am ]
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You get a police man arresting you for attempted robery, or something like that.

Inserta a nice big package of pancakes!!!

Author:  this-guy [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:00 am ]
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You get a nice big package.

That sounded so wrong…

*Inserts Spirits in the Material World*

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:53 pm ]
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you get a nightmare that kills you

*inserts a drawing of can of coca cola*

Author:  Aussieguy [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:07 pm ]
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Gets a real can of pepsi.

Inserts an empty can of dr. pepper

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:09 pm ]
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You get a nickel.

*Inserts the Sniper Scope myth*

Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:01 pm ]
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You get a Super Scope.

*inserts $4+5i*

Author:  High Skool Artist [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:27 pm ]
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you get confused

*inserts my shoe and then presses random buttons on the machine*

Author:  CaptainPastHisPrime [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:06 pm ]
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The machine malfunctions, but doesn't get destroyed; you just get a shredded shoe.

*inserts said shoe, but does not press multiple buttons at once*

Author:  it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:45 pm ]
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The machine ejects the shoe at high speed into your groin.

I insert six Euros, two thousand yen, ten million lire, fifty-nine Algerian dinars, seven Canadian dollars, and twelve rupees.

Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:49 pm ]
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You get 1,000,208,400 Neopoints. You're rich, if you live in Neopia.

*inserts every Homestar Runner character, every Mario character, and four of every species of Neopet, one by one*

Author:  Askingforachallenge [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:51 pm ]
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you get a note saying, "bring me solo and the wookie."

*inserts tree stump*

Author:  it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:52 pm ]
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The vending machine explodes, pelting you with boxing gloves, sweaty sweat sweats, lame poetry journals, gold teeth, tofurkey, ferret ointment, wood chips, songs from the sixties, whatsit, and mushrooms. And a malignant brain tumour.

After repairing the machine, I insert a piece of paper with the word "OVERKILL" written on it.

Author:  Coleslaw [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:55 pm ]
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You get two primary weapons.


*Insert's UAV Jammer*

Author:  it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:57 pm ]
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The machine spurts raspberry jam all over your UAV.

I insert a plastic bag full of melted candy bars.

Author:  Askingforachallenge [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:38 pm ]
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Soggy, mayham. Roll back when you've got moored dough.

*inserts turkey*

Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:51 pm ]
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It turns out that when it's a lion! repaired the machine, he accidentally made it double as a time machine. It sends you back in time to the first Thanksgiving.

*inserts the entire population of Spain*

Author:  it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:53 pm ]
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The machine sends you back in time to the Spanish Civil War.

I insert a Bible.

Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:57 pm ]
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You get Jesus. I have no idea why He was in the machine.

*inserts Garfield*

Author:  it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:00 pm ]
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You get a pan of lasagna.

I insert Conan O'Brien.

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:41 pm ]
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You get Conan the Librarian.

*Inserts nachos*

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