Goofus has proper table manners...Nekkid.
Gallant saves some greenhouse gasses by not dropping a piano on goofus.
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus pays other people to exercise for him. Gallant eats his greens |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus gets green whenever he sees some greens. Gallant pays it forward! |
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus doesn't even pay off his debts. Gallant compliments women on their apppearance |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus judges women on their appearance. Gallant practices safe sex! |
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| Author: | Askingforachallenge [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus burned down the condom factory. Gallant uses solar energy. |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus uses slave energy. Gallant eats an apple a day! |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus prefers babies. Gallant always ensures that his language is suitable for any children that may be listening. |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus jumps onto the set of Barney and screams "Funk THIS BULL crap!!!!" daily. Gallant is sure to help his friends with their homework when they need it. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus thinks China is the capital of Africa. Gallant respects wildlife. |
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| Author: | RammsteinRunner [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus has 1000 skins and heads on his wall, has 9 mink coats, and 7 fox scarfs. Gallant doesn't listen to rap. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus gleefully raps along with "Gangsta's Paradise," even though he only knows 2% of the lyrics. Gallant treats his friends' mothers with the same respect as he treats his own. |
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| Author: | RammsteinRunner [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus thinks women are just objects. Gallant finished high school, and went to college. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus misspells "collage" on his Burger King job application. Gallant opens the door for the elderly. |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus slams the door in the elderly's faces. Gallant gives people comfort when they need it. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus gives people facial lacerations, whether they need some or not. Gallant shares his lunch with Sara, who forgot hers. |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
It turns out that Sara didn't forget her lunch; Goofus stole it, then randomly raped her. Gallant has decided he will NEVER have alcohol. |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus is already an addict. Gallant wouldn't call anybody names, no matter what. |
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus is no longer on speaking terms with his sister, aka "Ugly whore" SEAN'D! wrote: Gallant compliments women on their apppearance Starcraft Maniac wrote: Goofus judges women on their appearance. ^That was actually quite good. Gallant loves to play some soft, thoughtful rock to calm him down while he works. |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus blasts Gallant's eardrums out with death metal turned on maximum volume on 12 speakers. Gallant has proper table manners. |
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| Author: | poopskin [ Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus has proper table manners...Nekkid. Gallant saves some greenhouse gasses by not dropping a piano on goofus. |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus doe the exact opposite. Gallant is not a serial murderer. |
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| Author: | RammsteinRunner [ Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus is, though. Gallant doesn't go around spouting 4chan memes. |
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| Author: | poopskin [ Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
goofus wrote: SO I HERD YOU LIEK I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE LOL HENTAI Gallant doesn't think graphics are everything. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus is a graphic. Gallant doesn't have a silly name. |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus changed his name to "Haksnark McJingleburgers the 87th". Gallant is sure to correct his quizzes and tests before handing them in. |
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| Author: | poopskin [ Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus is sure to pee on his quizzes and tests before he hands them in. Gallant saves little timmy from the well. |
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| Author: | Sloshy [ Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus is the well that sucked him up in the first place. Gallant doesn't write on the walls. |
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| Author: | poopskin [ Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
you nearly made me choke on my coffee  ...Goofus draws genitals on people's foreheads. Gallant doesn't make me choke on my coffee from laughing. |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus shoves a coffee cup down your throat while you laugh. Gallant does not like shipping random characters. |
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| Author: | RammsteinRunner [ Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus ships Coach Z/Strong Mad. Gallant doesn't let his kids listen to rap music. |
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