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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:24 pm 
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Goofus pays other people to exercise for him.

Gallant eats his greens

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus gets green whenever he sees some greens.


Gallant pays it forward!

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus doesn't even pay off his debts.

Gallant compliments women on their apppearance

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus judges women on their appearance.

Gallant practices safe sex!

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Goofus burned down the condom factory.

Gallant uses solar energy.


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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus uses slave energy.


Gallant eats an apple a day!

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus prefers babies.

Gallant always ensures that his language is suitable for any children that may be listening.

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Goofus jumps onto the set of Barney and screams "Funk THIS BULL crap!!!!" daily.

Gallant is sure to help his friends with their homework when they need it.

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Goofus thinks China is the capital of Africa.

Gallant respects wildlife.

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Goofus has 1000 skins and heads on his wall, has 9 mink coats, and 7 fox scarfs.

Gallant doesn't listen to rap.

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Goofus gleefully raps along with "Gangsta's Paradise," even though he only knows 2% of the lyrics.

Gallant treats his friends' mothers with the same respect as he treats his own.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus thinks women are just objects.

Gallant finished high school, and went to college.

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Goofus misspells "collage" on his Burger King job application.

Gallant opens the door for the elderly.

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Goofus slams the door in the elderly's faces.

Gallant gives people comfort when they need it.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus gives people facial lacerations, whether they need some or not.

Gallant shares his lunch with Sara, who forgot hers.

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It turns out that Sara didn't forget her lunch; Goofus stole it, then randomly raped her.

Gallant has decided he will NEVER have alcohol.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus is already an addict.

Gallant wouldn't call anybody names, no matter what.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus is no longer on speaking terms with his sister, aka "Ugly whore"

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Goofus judges women on their appearance.

^That was actually quite good.

Gallant loves to play some soft, thoughtful rock to calm him down while he works.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus blasts Gallant's eardrums out with death metal turned on maximum volume on 12 speakers.

Gallant has proper table manners.

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Goofus has proper table manners...Nekkid. Image

Gallant saves some greenhouse gasses by not dropping a piano on goofus.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus doe the exact opposite.

Gallant is not a serial murderer.

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Goofus is, though.

Gallant doesn't go around spouting 4chan memes.

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Gallant doesn't think graphics are everything.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus is a graphic.

Gallant doesn't have a silly name.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus changed his name to "Haksnark McJingleburgers the 87th".

Gallant is sure to correct his quizzes and tests before handing them in.

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Goofus is sure to pee on his quizzes and tests before he hands them in.

Gallant saves little timmy from the well.

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Goofus is the well that sucked him up in the first place.

Gallant doesn't write on the walls.

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you nearly made me choke on my coffee X-( ...
Goofus draws genitals on people's foreheads.

Gallant doesn't make me choke on my coffee from laughing.

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Goofus shoves a coffee cup down your throat while you laugh.

Gallant does not like shipping random characters.

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Goofus ships Coach Z/Strong Mad.

Gallant doesn't let his kids listen to rap music.

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