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Author:  poopskin [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:43 am ]
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goofus shows people gay pron.

gallant doesn't use excessive amounts of smileys.
Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:04 am ]
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Goofus wrote:
:cheatgrin: :senor: :sm: :marzi: :O :sm: :O :mrgreen: :idea: :-S :idea: :O X-( X-( :) :eek: :O :(( X-( :sm: (?) :pom: :rolleyes: :(( :marzi: :rolleyes: :-D :sad: :p :blush: :sad: :usa: :O :senor: :ehsteve: :eek: :stinko: :mrgreen: :bubs: :eekdance: :-S :ehsteve: :O :homsar: (?) :poop: :cheatgrin: :blush: :-( :-( :sb: :cheat: :mrgreen: :kot: :homsar: :blush: :sb: :pom: :pom: :-D :homsar: :-| :cheatgrin: :homsar: :eek: :trogdor: :poop: (?) :trogdor: :homsar: :pom: X-( :O :coachz: :) :eekdance: :mrgreen: :p :bubs: :bubs: :homsar: :hr: B-) :p :-| :homsar: :[ X-( :eek: :p :[ :marzi: :blush: :homsar: :ehsteve: :ehsteve: :(( :p (?) :[ :sad: :hr: :poop: B-) :-D B-) :-D :poop: :sm: :[ :homsar: :eekdance: :usa: :mrgreen: :usa: :(( :stinko: :cheatgrin: :O :marzi: :ehsteve: :pom: :cheatgrin: :p


Gallant always uses proper grammar, spelling, and capitalization.
Author:  this-guy [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:54 am ]
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Goofus wrote:
uh wat the [rule 6] is spilling n grammer n cpaitalistion


Gallant never drives under the influence.
Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:34 pm ]
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Goofus drives under the influence of alcohol, marijuana, every drug there is, and then some.

Gallant has never been in jail.
Author:  it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:50 pm ]
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Goofus is on a nickname basis with the 'tentiary.

Before courting a young lady, Gallant always asks her father's permission.
Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:58 pm ]
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Goofus rapes young ladies faster than you can say "Strong Bad".

Gallant hates littering, loitering, latering, and lootering.
Author:  Askingforachallenge [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:59 pm ]
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Goofus hates flattering. but not flatulence.

Gallant holds the door open for people.
Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:46 pm ]
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Goofus holds the cell door open for prisoners trying to escape.

Gallant does not hate MS Paint.
Author:  it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:47 pm ]
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Goofus MS Paints his way through the worst sprite comic ever to disgrace the internets.

Gallant is a responsible computer user, ignoring spam emails and unplugging his internet connection when not in use.
Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:55 pm ]
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Goofus sends Gallant spam e-mails and deletes the rest of Gallant's e-mails.

Gallant is okay with going to summer school.
Author:  it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:56 pm ]
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Goofus can't go, because he's already attending the police department's Young Arsonist Therapy Camp.

Gallant knows only HE can prevent forest fires.
Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Goofus and Gallant
Goofus thinks that the phrase is "Boy, do we need forest fires!".

Gallant never falls asleep in class.
Author:  it's a lion! [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:31 pm ]
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Goofus sometimes dozes off... in the teacher's chair.

Gallant knows the value of a dollar.
Author:  Askingforachallenge [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:58 am ]
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Goofus knows the value of a cigarette. All too well.

Gallant has a vegetable garden and donates crops to the needy.
Author:  TheHumanScreenshot [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:58 am ]
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Uh, you put Gallant and Gallant instead of Goofus and Gallant. Which, I admit, I also did the first time I tried to type this.

Goofus has a junk food garden and donates NOTHING to the needy.

Gallant has straight A's.
Author:  Askingforachallenge [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:07 am ]
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Goofus has queer F's.
Ok, that was really uncalled for.

Gallant obeys his grandmother and helps her across the street.
Author:  Biscuithead [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:50 am ]
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Goofus takes his grandmother halfway then gets bored and leaves her there.

Gallant helps his mother do the dishes.
Author:  SEAN'D! [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:20 pm ]
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Goofus always makes sure there are new dirty dishes to clean at all times.
She needs to learn her place...


Gallant respects the lady-types.
Author:  it's a lion! [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:20 pm ]
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Goofus respects his lady-type, as long as she doesn't spill his beer.

Gallant knows that internet memes are a waste of company time.
Author:  Coleslaw [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:10 pm ]
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Goofus spits in your water bottle when you aren't looking.

Gallant drinks said water bottle.
Author:  SEAN'D! [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:53 am ]
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(I'm not sure you exactly understand how this game is played, you answer the person above.)
Answer to it's a lion:
Goofus makes sure to Rick Roll his boss every day, to many a lol.

Gallant always keeps his shirt tucked in.
Author:  this-guy [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:56 am ]
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You don't wanna know what Goofus keeps out.

Gallant shaves his face.
Author:  it's a lion! [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:35 pm ]
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Goofus shaves his girlfriend's... um...

Gallant determines which party's platform coincides with his views, and votes accordingly.
Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:57 pm ]
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Goofus burns down the voting centers.

Gallant packs a neat and healthy lunch for work.
Author:  Askingforachallenge [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:04 pm ]
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Goofus packs a neat and healthy severed head for lunch.

Gallant plays hopscotch with his drug-free friends.
Author:  Starcraft Maniac [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:06 pm ]
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Goofus plays "Find the Vein" with his drug dealers.


Gallant does not watch MTV or MTV2.
Author:  SEAN'D! [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:08 pm ]
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Goofus has MTV on constantly in all rooms at all times

Gallant goes to bed at a reasonable time
Author:  Starcraft Maniac [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:09 pm ]
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Goofus never sleeps, and ruins his health by drinking 17 cups of coffee a day.


Gallant treats women to a nice romantic dinner.
Author:  SEAN'D! [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:11 pm ]
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Goofus treats himself to a nice romantic woman dinner

Gallant doesn't draw attention to himself on the dance floor
Author:  Starcraft Maniac [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:13 pm ]
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Goofus streaks naked on the dance floor.


Gallant always likes to exercise.
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