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| Author: | gino [ Mon May 26, 2008 8:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus steels watches, money, and other valuables fro his classmates, teachers, and police officers. Gallant cures diseases in third world countries. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Mon May 26, 2008 8:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus invents new ones. Gallant discreetly invites his classmates to the Varsity Bible Study. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Mon May 26, 2008 11:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus blatantly invites his classmates to the bar. Gallant only listens to his iPod outside of school, and at a low volume. |
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| Author: | RammsteinRunner [ Mon May 26, 2008 11:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus blares Soulja Boy in his ears during social studies. And subsequently, detention. Gallant got his pet spayed or neutered. |
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Tue May 27, 2008 1:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus does it himself! Gallant enjoys meeting new and different people. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Tue May 27, 2008 2:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus enjoys doing the same... in juvie hall! Gallant abstains from alcohol, illegal drugs, and wild living. |
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| Author: | just a username [ Thu May 29, 2008 12:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus not only has alcohol, illegal drugs, and wild living as a way of life...but also encourages it (keep him away from the Kids) Gallant helps two enemies to get along. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Fri May 30, 2008 8:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus helps two enemies by supplying them with missiles and and guns. Gallant stays after school. |
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| Author: | just a username [ Sat May 31, 2008 12:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus was kicked out of school after the bottle rocket incident. Gallant knows the line and when to stop. |
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| Author: | gino [ Sat May 31, 2008 12:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus knows the line and (metaphorically) passes it by ten miles ever 30 minuets. Gallant puts out unattended fires when he goes camping. |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Sat May 31, 2008 12:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus starts unattended fires when he goes camping. Gallant knows how Strong Bad types with boxing gloves on. |
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| Author: | gino [ Sat May 31, 2008 12:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus uses a spam-bot to constantly send this email to Strong Bad: Quote: D34r S7r0ng B4d, H0\/\/ d0 u ti93 \/\/17h b0x1ng gl0\/3s 0n?/??????????// Gallant volunteers to teach poor, homeless, 3 year olds to read and write. |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Sat May 31, 2008 12:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus teaches them how to read and write leetspeak. Gallant hates random Sonic references. (couldn't think of anything else at the moment...) |
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| Author: | gino [ Sat May 31, 2008 12:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus hates (the good) sonic games. Gallant sells good, working, objects on E-bay. |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Sat May 31, 2008 12:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus buys them and breaks them. Gallant does his homework. |
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| Author: | gino [ Sat May 31, 2008 12:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus ties up his teachers, and force feeds them homework. Gallant wins contests and gives the prizes to the needy. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat May 31, 2008 12:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus rigs contests and gives the prizes to himself. Gallant is careful not to east too much candy. |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Sat May 31, 2008 1:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus is careful not to eat too much health food. Gallant gave me five bucks. |
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| Author: | gino [ Sat May 31, 2008 1:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus stole your wallet, and is now identity theft-ing you. Gallant turns off the water while brushing is teeth. |
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| Author: | Positron [ Sat May 31, 2008 1:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus Turns the water on for no apparent reason; it's not like he brushes his teeth. Gallant knows the dangers of guns and does not even care to know where his dad's collection is. |
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| Author: | gino [ Sat May 31, 2008 1:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus steals guns from his dad's collection, and gives them to young children and dangerous criminals. Gallant feeds his pets. |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Sat May 31, 2008 2:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus stabs his pets. Gallant always tells the truth. |
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| Author: | poopskin [ Sat May 31, 2008 4:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus "didn't" lie about shooting president J.F.K. Gallant buys LEGO. |
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| Author: | RammsteinRunner [ Sat May 31, 2008 5:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus shoves LEGO down toddler's throats. Gallant plays The Sims 2. (You love it, you know you do.) |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sat May 31, 2008 9:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus IS a Sim. Gallant is friends with ev-a-ree bawdy. |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Sat May 31, 2008 3:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus thinks HE'S ev-a-ree bawdy. Gallant washes his hands after every meal. |
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| Author: | DumDeDum [ Sat May 31, 2008 8:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus washes his hands with other people's meals. Gallant goes to bed at 9:30 PM and wakes up at 8:00 AM, every day. |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Sat May 31, 2008 8:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus stabs his alarm clock at 8:00 AM every day. Gallant only steals stuff that's already been stolen from him. |
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| Author: | poopskin [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
goofus has kleptomania. Gallant gives me 20$ every day. |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goofus and Gallant |
Goofus also gives you $20 every day, but the $20 he gives you is stolen from the government. Gallant never calls people gay. |
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