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Goofus got the low score on Population: Tire.

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Goofus shoots pedestrians with his shotgun or runs them over with his semi.

Gallant listens to good music, even when it has a crappy video, for example: He likes The Final Countdown by Europe and Living On A Prayer by Bon Jovi.


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Goofus only listens to music when it has a video playing constantly on Much Music or MTV. What up, homeboy.

Gallant steers clear of alcohol and drinks his eight cups of water every day.


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Goofus also washes his hands, but he uses sewer water, defeating the purpose of the entire thing.

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Goofus recycles, if by recycling you mean throwing garbage at emo kids.

Gallant exercises his First Amendment rights and respects the First Amendment rights of others.

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Goofus kills people who say the word "wacky". </jthm>

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Gallant doesn't let's start when John Linnell tells him not to. B|

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goofus suicide bombed the next "they might be giants" concert in extreme vain

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Goofus strangles penguins.

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Goofus eats all of his mutated-Geneto-Smart vegetables. They say "Hi," by the way.

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Goofus runs 10 miles nonstop without any form of preparation or hydration, which is very dangerous.

Gallant has superpowers and uses them for the good of all man and upholding liberty.

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goofus realized he was the highlander and destroyed the universe to go pla with gigantos in another dimention


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Goofus ate his broken... everything!

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Goofus beats up his little sister and makes her do them.

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Goofus complements a lady with a nice coffee. CANNiBAL!

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Goofus finds YOUR Inner Piece! With his Knife!

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Goofus doesn't wear underwear--he wears diapers.

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Goofus helps the bad guys form a chain gang.

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