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Goofus scarfs every chocolate in the box at once

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Goofus drinks...er...it's too evil to say.

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Goofus has poison control's stomach pump people on speed dial, along with liposuction.

Gallant dresses up as a cat for halloween.

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Goofus sacrifices a cat to Satan every Halloween.

And several other days of the year.

Gallant goes to church on Sundays, but respects those of different religious affiliations, as well as those who are not religious at all.

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Goofus is a Neo-Nazi hybrid of Fred Phelps and Pat Robertson.

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Goofus likes to take others' posessions.

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goofus hav never brushed anything in his life

gallant got out of a scuffle using words

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Goofus is always taking home the Z-'s!!!!!

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Goofus gives herpes to the poor.

(Okay, that came out wrong. I'm sorry.)

Gallant saves his money and spends it wisely so he can buy what he wants.

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Goofus steals money from other people, then steals what he wants, beats all the workers there to death, runs away, starts a new life in Mexico as a door-to-door toilet paper salesman, then uses the money he stole to hire a hitman to murder all the witnesses, and strangles the hitman to death in private.

Gallant gives a hoot, and doesn't pollute.


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Goofus considers the world his garbage can.

Gallant plays music at a respectful volume.

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Goofus blasted Rock You Like A Hurricane really loud, lost some of his hearing, and stole a hearing aid from an old lady.

Gallant kindly says no to Senor Cardgage when offered gum.


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Goofus plays music at a really high volume. So loud that it is barely in the range of sounds possible for a human to hear.

Gallant uses his giant robot to thwart evil and keep peace in the galaxy.

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I beat you to the post, but I'll do yours anyway.

Goofus uses his giant robot to go back in time and make it so that The Godfather was never made.

Gallant is abstinent.


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Goofus is abstinent on days that don't end in "Y".

Gallant is just plain nice.

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Goofus is an ungodly spawn of the evils of neosociety

gallant remembers to always bring a pen with him.

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Goofus always remembers to bring an AK-47 with him.

Gallant plays Pokemon with his friends.

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Goofus plays Russian Roulette with his friends.

Gallant enjoys a sugary snack every now and then, but always gets enough fruits and vegetables!

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Goofus eats babies.

It's a pastime.

It's no crime, you slime.

Words rhyme.

Goofus also likes furniture more than a man should.

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Gallant visits online friends, but only after knowing them for a while. *hugs Myrrh*

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bubba41221: hey were do u liv?
xgoofusdagangstax: herez my house on googel mapz
bubba41221: thx man, ill be their in a few mins
xgoofusdagangstax: he seemz lyk a nyce guy
xgoofusdagangstax: i wundr wut hiz naim iz

*hugs Mandy*

Gallant doesn't let relationships move too fast.

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In one day, Goofus meets her, dates her, as Reynold would say, "gets teen pregnant," marries her, fights with her, divorces her, and takes half of her money. Then he kicks her in the shin. Then beats her to death with a porcelian figure in a rice field, which could be called a "knick knack patty whack."

Gallant helps ants build their anthills.


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Goofus has a Boston censorship crew folowing him around forever now

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Goofus streaking isn't rare.

Gallant kindly says no when offered gum by Senor Cardgage.


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bubba41221: hey were do u liv?
xgoofusdagangstax: herez my house on googel mapz
bubba41221: thx man, ill be their in a few mins
xgoofusdagangstax: he seemz lyk a nyce guy
xgoofusdagangstax: i wundr wut hiz naim iz


Bubba. XDDDDDDD

Goofus steals gum from Senor Cardgage, and also kicks Senor Cardgage in the junk for no reason.

Gallant treats girls with respect.

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Goofus has his name here.

Gallant runs a soup kitchen at the expense of a high paying job.

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Goofus has a job peeing in the soup at the soup kitchen.

Gallant teaches underprivelaged kittens how to eat with their ears, since their mouths exploded, for extra money with which he shall buy an operation for them to have unexplodable mouths.


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Goofus kill ants with his boogers!


Gallant like baking pies for the needy

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Goofus likes baking cow pies for the needy.

Gallant watches Homestar Runner!

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Goofus holds TBC hostage.

Gallant gets high scores on Population Tire.


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