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Author:  ready for prime time [ Tue May 08, 2007 1:18 pm ]
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Goofus throws old-timey irons through the school windows.


Gallant cleans his room.
Author:  MikeMcG [ Tue May 08, 2007 9:47 pm ]
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Goofus blows up his room so he doesn't have to clean it.

Gallant is straight edge and proud of it.
Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:42 pm ]
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Goofus doesn't even know what that means. He also likes to resurrect old threads. OH NOES.

Gallant lieks mudkips.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:44 pm ]
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Goofus lieks Mudkip pr0nz.

Gallant's fanfics are always written in character, and try to follow canon as closely as possible.
Author:  The Snork [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:48 pm ]
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Goofus has Captain Kirk and Admiral Ackbar... well, I won't go into that.
Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:54 am ]
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The Snork don't pay no attention to nothin'.

Einoo bumps threads. More than once, even.

Gallant enjoys a sweet treat every now and then, but knows the importance of moderation.
Author:  Didymus [ Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:23 am ]
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Goofus eats a whole box of Oreos, followed by a dozen Twinkies, several bowls of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, and a gallon of Ben & Jerry's Steve Colbert Americone Dream, and washes it all down with a Diet Coke.

Gallant eats a balanced breakfast every morning.
Author:  weer5e [ Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:27 am ]
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goofus eats a live dog for breakfast

gallant finds a penny heads up
Author:  Shadowfox [ Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:17 pm ]
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Goofus steals a whole bunch of pennies from an old lady.

Gallient walks his dog every day
Author:  weer5e [ Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:20 pm ]
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goofus kicks his dog repetedly every day

gallant buys a new scooter
Author:  Shadowfox [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:29 pm ]
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Goofus gets a tough guy to dash in a store and steal him a scooter.

Gallient feeds his pet fish the recomended fish flakes.
Author:  Chekt [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:46 pm ]
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Goodus feeds his fish the blood of his enemies.

Gallant returns bird eggs he finds on the ground to the nests that the fell from.
Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:49 pm ]
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Goofus makes a mean omelet.

Gallant congratulates his friends on their accomplishments.
Author:  weer5e [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:49 pm ]
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goofus rips apart lost eggs and poisions endangered animals with them

Galant makes sure not to over dose on painkillers
Author:  Shadowfox [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:34 pm ]
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Goofus crams an entire Jar of pills in the mouth.

Gallient waits in line patiently in line for his Wii
Author:  Rogue Leader [ Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:39 am ]
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Goofus mugs people for their PlaystationWii60.

Gallant knows the difference between right and wrong.
Author:  MikeMcG [ Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:43 am ]
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Goofus knows what wrong is and that's good enough for him.

Gallant jogs regularly.
Author:  Rogue Leader [ Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:28 am ]
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Goofus flogs regularly.

Gallant enjoys a nice game of golf.
Author:  Aayugara [ Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:38 am ]
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Goofus enjoys throwing golf clubs at people.

Gallant studies regularly.
Author:  StrongVlad [ Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:15 pm ]
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Goofus is not even regular(ewww).

Gallant has installed a V-chip in his TV.
Author:  weer5e [ Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:58 pm ]
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goofus installed a VDSH chip to make all the TV he watches Violent, loaded with foul language, Sex, and loosy humor

Gallant rubs the top of his soda can to remove the bacteria on it
Author:  StrongVlad [ Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:15 pm ]
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Goofus has raised a bacteria culture on his mom's fine China.

Galllant feeds his dog Trivia Time everyday!!
Author:  Shadowfox [ Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:48 pm ]
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Goofus feeds his dog a piese of expired chocolete once a month.
Author:  MikeMcG [ Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:25 am ]
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Goofus pollinates the plants with poison.

Gallant is a member of his local Neighborhood Watch Society.
Author:  sci-fi greg [ Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:30 am ]
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Goofus is also a member of the local Neighborhood Watch Society, but, much like Homer in that one Simpsons episode with the cat burglar, abuses his powers and beats up people.

Gallant helps his friends build a tree house.
Author:  RebeccaP and Derek [ Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:49 am ]
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Goofus embroiders pictures of his grandma into the seat of his knickers.
Gallant tattoos "I <3 MoM" on his chest.
Author:  Chekt [ Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:54 am ]
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Goofus wears a shirt that says: "I don't have a mom, I came from a magical floating placenta that decended from the sky, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt "

Gallant bathes twice daily.
Author:  StrongVlad [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:05 pm ]
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Goofus' idol is Coach Z. 'Nuff said.

Galllant sports a classic 'do. Very good-boy-ish.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:22 pm ]
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Goofus' 'fro has been commended by the local wildlife society for being a great habitat for animals.

Gallant is [s]a PhilxRya shipper[/s] okay with shippy fanfiction, as long as it stays in character and supports canonical pairings rather than really retarded made-up ones.
Author:  Homeschool Winner [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:34 pm ]
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Goofus writes fanfics of RAVEN/SPONGEBOB, OmG lUlZ!!!!!111!!1
Thanks to Weer5e for coming up with that pairing.

Gallant never eats too much chocolate at once.
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