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| Author: | MikeMcG [ Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:10 am ] |
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Goofus, on the other hand, enjoys fine literature... and the sound it makes when it hits Gallant. Gallants scrubs behind his ears. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:56 pm ] |
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Goofus has an entire civilization of mold people living behind his ears. Gallant always wears his seatbelt! |
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| Author: | That Cinnamon Thing [ Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:29 am ] |
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Goofus is a drunk driver. Gallant always flushes the toilet! ( Oh man, I'm going to love where this ends up ) |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:16 pm ] |
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Goofus flushed a ton of baby alligators down the toilet. Gallant plays Pokemon! |
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| Author: | PianoManGidley [ Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:56 pm ] |
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Goofus treats his friends as if they were Pokemon. Gallant supports his troops. |
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| Author: | That Cinnamon Thing [ Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:32 am ] |
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Goofus farts on the american flag. Gallant gives to cherity! |
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| Author: | MikeMcG [ Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:49 am ] |
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Goofus steals from the rich and gives to the poor. Goofus also likes to leave out the "give to the poor" bit. Gallant always buys his movies and music. |
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| Author: | Revenge of the Burninated [ Sat Apr 28, 2007 1:39 pm ] |
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Goofus pirated Pirates of the Caribbean. Gallant never goes over .08. |
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| Author: | MikeMcG [ Sat Apr 28, 2007 4:53 pm ] |
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Goofus goes so high up the numbers start to cry. Gallant old ladies across the street. |
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| Author: | That Cinnamon Thing [ Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:59 pm ] |
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Goofus leads old ladies into oncoming traffic. Gallant gives his friend cokes! |
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| Author: | MikeMcG [ Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:39 am ] |
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Goofus sells his friends coke. Gallant volunteers to help disabled children. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:43 am ] |
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Goofus "helps" disabled children get down the stairs...very quickly. Gallant abhors racism. |
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| Author: | longo2guns [ Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:21 am ] |
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goofus makes racial statements gallant drives a hydrogen powered car |
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| Author: | Revenge of the Burninated [ Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:02 pm ] |
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Goofus drives a gas-guzzling SUV. Gallant reads the newspaper every day. |
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| Author: | Stinko_sad [ Tue May 01, 2007 12:06 am ] |
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Goofus burns the newspaper up every day that sticks it in gallants face making terrible scorch marks and slowly but painfully killing gallants healthy cells making gallant have cancer when he is only 30 Gallant helps little mary-sue with her books when they are to heavy. |
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| Author: | MikeMcG [ Tue May 01, 2007 1:45 am ] |
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Goofus helps himself to Mary-Sue. (Terrible =\) Gallant makes an effort to keep his city graffiti free. |
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| Author: | That Cinnamon Thing [ Tue May 01, 2007 12:59 pm ] |
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Goofus writes grafitti on oncoming people, making them blend in with the wall ( also, he uses giraffe blood ) Gallant puts down the lid of the toilet! |
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| Author: | Tgcdse [ Sun May 06, 2007 12:42 am ] |
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Goofus does his business on the toilet lid Gallant never picks up a gun on the ground. Instead, he tells a responsible adult. |
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| Author: | StrongKirby [ Sun May 06, 2007 1:25 am ] |
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Goofus runs around with a REALLY DANGEROUS BAZOOKA blasting people's brains out. Gallant never goes out after dark. |
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| Author: | just a username [ Sun May 06, 2007 2:35 am ] |
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Goofus is a major cause of problems after dark. Gallant does his chores. |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Sun May 06, 2007 4:09 am ] |
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Goofus takes in the trash, craps on the dishes, shoots the dog, vaccums the cat, and eats the kool-aid packages straight Gallant finds a penny |
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| Author: | MikeMcG [ Sun May 06, 2007 6:01 am ] |
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Goofus finds a wallet with a lot of cash in it, but doesn't return it. Gallant makes sure his house is eco-friendly. |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Sun May 06, 2007 6:05 am ] |
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goofus pollutes everything as regionly possible gallant became smarter buy building rockets |
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| Author: | StrongKirby [ Sun May 06, 2007 12:28 pm ] |
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Goofus recently won an award for "Laziest and Dumbest Person". Gallant doesn't taunt others. |
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| Author: | MikeMcG [ Sun May 06, 2007 12:33 pm ] |
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Goofus is the leading cause of suicide as a result of verbal abuse. Gallant supports his local music scene. |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Sun May 06, 2007 5:21 pm ] |
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Goofus left pipe-bombs in every music playing area in the state Gallant made sure he ate his peas |
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| Author: | Sbemailman [ Sun May 06, 2007 9:42 pm ] |
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Goofus made sure to keep them then throw them at his teacher later. Gallant made his mom a card. |
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| Author: | MikeMcG [ Tue May 08, 2007 4:20 am ] |
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Goofus made his fellow foreign classmates hate-cards. Gallant plays Goofus and Gallant often and makes witty replies. |
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| Author: | Revenge of the Burninated [ Tue May 08, 2007 11:43 am ] |
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Goofus maks nonsecil r3pys and ub0r forgetx to say wut Galant sez. |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Tue May 08, 2007 1:07 pm ] |
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Goofus remembers that he has one of Gallant's kidneys Gallant irons his clothes every night before he goes to school |
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