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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:06 pm ] |
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Goofus is extremely belligerent to anyone she disagrees with, and accuses everyone of discriminating against her. Gallant fights to defend truth, justice, and freedom. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:10 pm ] |
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(I love how you turned Goofus into *ahem* a certain ex-forumer there, Dids. XD) Goofus fights to defend himself from all the guys in prison. Gallant works hard at his job. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:31 pm ] |
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Goofus? Job? Gallant paints abstract but beautiful landscapes. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:34 pm ] |
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Goofus also paints beautiful landscapes. More specifically, when he finds a beautiful landscape, he spray paints obscene words all over it. Gallant goes the extra mile. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:34 am ] |
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Goofus goes so many miles he drops dead from exhaustion. Gallant likes to snuggle with stuffed animals. Awwwww. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:20 am ] |
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Goofus likes to shoot real animals, and then eat their faces. Gallant doesn't post spam. |
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| Author: | 20X6_chairscoot [ Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:55 pm ] |
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Goofus poisoned a can of spam with motor oil and sent it to the post office. Gallant does not drive getaway cars unless he's threatened. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:51 pm ] |
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Goofus lives Grand Theft Auto. Gallant pre-ordered Pokemon Diamond! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:06 pm ] |
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Goofus steals Gallant's copy when it comes in. Gallant watches Homestar Runner on teh interwebs. |
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| Author: | ninjamitsuki [ Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:34 am ] |
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Goofus watches Runner Homestar on teh Interwebs.... (-_-) Gallants want pie now. |
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| Author: | The Snork [ Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:20 am ] |
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Goofus want Gallants pie to have glass shards in it. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:22 am ] |
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Gallant actually posts something for the next person to respond to. |
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| Author: | The Snork [ Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:23 am ] |
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I am Goofus. Gallant is early to bed and early to rise. |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:52 am ] |
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Midnight basketball has taught Goofus not to sleep. Gallant plays in a band, just to be safe. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:40 am ] |
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So does Goofus. He plays in a Death Metal/Gangster Rap/Disco Revival band. Don't ask me how that all works out. Gallant's sig is the proper size. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:42 am ] |
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Goofus' sig is 2400x1800, and is an animated gif that takes two hours to download. And it's of him...well, we won't go into that. Just block it: TRUST ME! Gallant never falls for any Phfishing emails. |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:43 am ] |
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Goofus falls for phishing emails that even he sends. Goofus' sig is a life-size replica of the Sistine Chapel. not just the roof, all of it. gallant spends an hour each night doing homework. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:35 pm ] |
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Goofus spends an hour...you don't wanna know. Gallant never leaves his beaver unattended. |
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| Author: | ninjamitsuki [ Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:49 pm ] |
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Goofus' beavers are so angry about how he mistreats them that they used to have their own cartoon on Nickelodeon. Gallant's name is Gallant. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:36 pm ] |
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Goofus refuses to acknowledge this fact, instead calling Gallant Prawnface. Gallant always apologizes when necessary. |
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| Author: | just a username [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:34 am ] |
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Goofus gives off the bird to strangers and gets into heaps of trouble. Gallant is kind to the elderly. |
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| Author: | JamesCraven [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:43 am ] |
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Goofus is an Mets fan who gets mugged at Shea Stadium. Gallant is a Phillies fan. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:46 am ] |
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Goofus hates the Phillies so much he can't stand people who are even NAMED Phil, just by association. Gallant works hard to bring home the bacon. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:43 am ] |
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Goofus just steals someone's pig. |
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| Author: | DeathlyPallor [ Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:32 am ] |
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They did this with Captain American and Deadpool!
Ah... Thank you Deadpool! Words to live by!
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:36 pm ] |
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Getting back to the game... Gallant gives his friends warm pats on the back. |
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| Author: | StrongSadSympathizer [ Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:01 am ] |
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Goofus is cool and doesn't need friends. Gallant makes sure to take a swimming buddy when he goes swimming. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:53 am ] |
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Goofus swam in acid and now he does not have an faec. Gallant knows that 111 lbs. does NOT equal 222 kg. |
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| Author: | MikeMcG [ Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:01 am ] |
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Goofus does not know that rat poison IS NOT milk. Gallant takes his girlfriend on romantic dates. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:39 am ] |
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Goofus' girlfriend left him after complaining that he smelled of crap and sour milk. Gallant enjoys comic books. |
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