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Spock looks at you funny and says, "But, sir, you are but a lowly peasant. It is inconceivable that you would have proper authority with which to make such a promotion. Therefore, logic dictates that I must decline this offer and have you thrown in the brig for impersonating a Star Fleet officer." BRIG'D!!

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Location: I'll fill in all this junk later. Honest.
While the baby is gumming the cookie, you swipe its lollipop. Gee, that was easy-- oh noes! Your gun accidentally discharged! BOO-URNS'd!

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A train falls down and kills the Baby Lady, the Old Man, Jhonka, and the Baby.

Type: Deploy Giant Flying Radioactive Moo Cow.

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The Moo Cow suddenly turns on you.It destroys everything in sight.Nice job Radioactive Moo Cow inventor.

Ask the Moo Cow if it is asking for a CHALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE.

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The Moo Cow declines politely and goes on his way.


>master time and space


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You buy a Franklin Covey Day Planner and rennovate your apartment. Congratulations! You have now mastered both time and space.

Type: Use Day Planner to magically change reality.

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Your 4:00 has been moved to 3:00. Gasp.


Not...pigeons.

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NOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!! JIBBLY!!!

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You now have a brightly colored vest. Please use it wisely.

Type: Use Brightly Colored Vest on King.

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You put it on the king, then Krantz comes looking for it. "My wife made me one of those before every launch!!!" he yells as he tears the king limb from limb.

Command: Watch Fox News... just because

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You begin to chant, "Bush...is...a...good...guy! Vote...Republican! Liberals...are...evil!" in a rather monotone voice for some reason. But remember, "Fair and Unbiased!"

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Jigglypuff!

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You begin to chant, "Bush...is...a...good...guy! Vote...Republican! Liberals...are...evil!" in a rather monotone voice for some reason. But remember, "Fair and Unbiased!"

Type: Nude Gingrich.


JIBBLY!!!!! (I'm not going to make THAT picture!)

Command: Learn the rules.

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You do your best Clever Dan impression, but you can't even underrstand thee fisrt woord an eeevrythin geez weirrrd n tha yo heeada spxlooodeeee'ee11201010010111010

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So many spam words in that things, almost as if that's infinity.

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Location: To find my location follow this map i found on the ground , coincidently its a map to my house.
so he took out an ex-pencive electron pen and scored the spam out

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Wow...there's no more spam and I don't spam!

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Last virus scan, never
Your computer is so infested with viruses that they've actually become your computer.. You have no operating system, just viruses.

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I'm not spamming, so the command cannot be done.

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Would you like eggs, bacon, and spam; eggs, sausage, and spam; spam, eggs, bacon, and spam; spam, eggs, saugage, and spam; spam, bacon, eggs, sausage, and spam; spam, eggs, spam, sausage, and spam; spam, spam, eggs, spam, bacon, and spam; spam, spam, eggs, sausage, and spam; and spam, spam, spam, eggs, spam, and spam; or spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs, and spam?

Type: Give knife to TSA.

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Nah; just teh bacon.

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Didymus wrote:
Would you like eggs, bacon, and spam; eggs, sausage, and spam; spam, eggs, bacon, and spam; spam, eggs, saugage, and spam; spam, bacon, eggs, sausage, and spam; spam, eggs, spam, sausage, and spam; spam, spam, eggs, spam, bacon, and spam; spam, spam, eggs, sausage, and spam; and spam, spam, spam, eggs, spam, and spam; or spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs, and spam?

Type: Give knife to TSA.


He takes the knife, leaves for about 20 minutes, then comes in and tries to convince you that the stuff on his knife is strawberry preserves.

Command: Welcome to the Jungle, baby. Now you're gonna diiiiiieee!

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You put on loin cloth, swing on a vine, and yell while beating your chest. All the monkeys in the jungle team up and throw banana peels at you, laughing at your sunken chest and flimsy muscles.

Type: Pour hot soup on Homestar's eyes, eh, Brian?

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:ehsteve:
Eh! Steve smacks you up side the head with Homsar because you mispronounced his name.

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Sure, but I don't have any soup... :(

Type: Print out one million million dollar bills.

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bad command or file name

Command: Eat that, punk!

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Command:Fire the catapult!

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You take the punk, saute him in butter, then smoke him on the barbeque grill. Then you coat him in a nice sweet Chipotle sauce and dig in! The Chipotle sauce gives you heartburn, and you keep finding body piercings in your dinner.

Type: Call Queenie C "Granny C" by mistake.

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CLOBBER'D! With a clobberin' stick!

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Location: Trapped inside a cage. It isn't even locked, but I'm an idiot.
Queenie C gets really angry and shouts "Who are you calling an old granny who's bones would turn to dust if she stopped drinking her milk?!".
> Eat really spicy pepper
EDIT: SImulposted. Do whomever's you want.

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