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| Author: | ??? [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:34 am ] |
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The shape of the slice fits his beak perfectly! Try to glear Trogdor. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:36 am ] |
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You don't manage to glear him, but you do manage to glonkle him, but then he schrontlers you good! MADE UP VERBS'D!! Type: Pour hot soup in Homestar's eyes. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:45 am ] |
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He screams "Ow, now hot soup is in my eye." Command: Empty Mountain dew bottle with dirt. |
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| Author: | ??? [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:53 am ] |
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The dirt was magical, and now you're a seesaw. (Glear means to turn one into frozen ash.) Glear Jhonka! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:57 am ] |
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Jhonka casts wall on himself. You best be frozen[size=]ash[/size] Command: Put EVERYTHING you know on a 3X5 index card |
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| Author: | ??? [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:02 am ] |
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RANDOM.BAT: One of two answers appear. 1. You write incredibly tiny to fit everything. 2. That's not hard. You write "Pudding.". (I couldn't decide!) Incoporate Random.bat! |
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| Author: | The Japanese Geek [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:31 am ] |
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Wow. You got skillz on dat computizzle, yo. Fo' Sure. (I don't know either) >==< (Chinese Finger Trap'D!) |
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| Author: | Xyzzyka Gruefrotzer [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:13 am ] |
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Congratulations! "==<" is the top-secret backdoor code used to delteat everything from a computer's hard drive, leaving it fresh and clean for retail resale! >distim doshes |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:26 am ] |
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not yet.. command: Giggity, giggity, giggity! |
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| Author: | Xyzzyka Gruefrotzer [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:29 am ] |
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You strain yourself and sprain your giggity. The hot ladies laugh at you as you writhe in pain on the floor. It'll take you months for your reputation, and giggity, to recover. >buy brooklyn bridge |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:42 am ] |
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Ok, you have a bridge now. What are you going to do with it? What do you mean you didn't think it through? You spent every penny you'll ever earn on something and you don't have a plan? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Command: Buy Dr Teeth and Electric Mayhem's greatest hits |
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| Author: | Xyzzyka Gruefrotzer [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:48 am ] |
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Wow! Lucky you! It's the only one left! But before you reach the checkout, a heavyset man in a green jacket appears and swipes the CD with ninjalike skills. You grab it back. Before you know it, you are involved in a battle to the death among the CD racks, knocking merchandise and customers every which way. Finally, he manages to tie you to a ceiling fan with one of those A/V cords that go in the back of VCRs, and you watch sadly (and spinning...spinning, spinning) as he purchases the hits of Dr Teeth & Electric Mayhem. You wait until he's left the store before throwing up. You won't give him the satisfaction. >drive stake through Mick Jagger's heart |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:57 am ] |
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It doesn't kill him. Nothing can kill him. He's like Keith Richards. Sleeping upside down has made him impossible to kill using conventional means. Command: Pimp slap EVERYONE who thinks they're cool because they're wearing a trucker hat |
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| Author: | Xyzzyka Gruefrotzer [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:07 am ] |
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Done and done! Heck, back when I was a kid, wearing a baseball cap with mesh in the back meant something: namely, that it was hot where you lived, and therefore, implied meaning, that you were some sorta redneck. So what, now y'all haters think it's cool!? Take that, hypocrites! >trade in Paul McCartney for George Harrison |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:32 pm ] |
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Beatle Swap'D, though I think you shoulda held out for Ringo, he's gonna put up better numbers later in the season. Command: Use Trogador on Trogdor |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:52 pm ] |
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trogador doesn't cut it. He dies faster than you could if he burnanated you. visit http://www.homestarrunnre.com/disc4of%2012 |
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| Author: | Xyzzyka Gruefrotzer [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:40 pm ] |
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Ooh, Homestar Runnre. How veddy veddy British. Too bad it doesn't seem to exist... >buy the Poopsmith a cold one |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:43 pm ] |
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You can't afford one! Anyway, it'd be a waste of money. Eat pie. |
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| Author: | Xyzzyka Gruefrotzer [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:54 pm ] |
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After eating the pie, your neighbor starts to treat you real nice and spends all day with you. And you always thought he hated you. Wow! That was a real lucky pie! But little did you suspect that there was a bomb in that pie, and you've only got 'til sunset to live... >mispell misspell |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:49 pm ] |
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your keyboard a splode visit http://www.homestarrunner.com/disk4of12.html |
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| Author: | Dark Grapefruit [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:01 pm ] |
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What game, exactly, did you think you were playing? > say "job" |
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| Author: | Xyzzyka Gruefrotzer [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:02 pm ] |
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JAAAEEEEEERRRRRRRBBBBBBBBGGGHHH!!! Sometimes the most obvious responses are the best ones. >redeem coupons |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:10 pm ] |
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you cant they've expired YOUR COUPONS A SPLODE get browser window |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:28 pm ] |
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The Dark Lord Williamus Gatus takes over your puter. MICROSOFT'D!! Type: Ooooh, Freak Out! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:38 pm ] |
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Le Freak, C'est Chic? Why does that matter? You're trying to kill Trogdor, not bust a move. Command: Kick poodle into sun |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:48 pm ] |
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(I was trying to turn into Freakazoid: Super Teen Extraordinaire. Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Runs around in underwear. Freakazoid! Freakazoid!) Punt! YIPP! Sizzle! Sizzle! The poodle dies in a blaze of glory. And horrible painful agony. Happy now? Type: Dangle Blue Man merchandise in front of IanTheGecko's face. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:51 pm ] |
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You have his attention now. He jumps at it and you pull it just out of his reach. You dangle it again, he jumps for it again, you pull it away again. You're enjoying being mean to him until he gets fed up and just mauls you. Command: Take a drink everytime Rachel Ray says "Yum-O!" |
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| Author: | Wigeon [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:55 pm ] |
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You pass out from all that alchohol and don't wake up. Command: Get a tattoo |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:57 pm ] |
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You already have 2.. What is number 3 gonna be? Command: Launch monkey wrench |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:03 pm ] |
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You hit the monkey square in the forehead. He's not terribly happy, but he's not really in any decent shape to do anything about it. Type: Decode secret message. |
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