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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:41 pm ] |
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you suck at bastetball P0WN'D p0wn Lone Star |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:28 pm ] |
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He Jams you.. Command: Plug amplifier into electrical tree. |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:30 pm ] |
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it shocks you you dead command: virus=very yes |
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| Author: | Entropy [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:31 pm ] |
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You accidently plug it into the last known money tree an make it asplode. Now you actualy have to get a job. >Do the chicken dance! |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:32 pm ] |
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you try but you fall down command:virus=very yes |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:39 pm ] |
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Since you don't have a computer, Bubs thinks you have a virus and shotguns you. SLIGHTLY SHOTGUNNED AND IT HURTS REALLY BAD'D! Command: Put on chicken coat. |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:42 pm ] |
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a farmer sees you and chops your head off. p0wn a n00b |
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| Author: | Dark Grapefruit [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:46 pm ] |
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You frag the noob a bunch of times. Then you try to say "pwned" but can't figure out how to pronounce it. You get sniped while you try to figure out that conundrum. > eat sausage |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:48 pm ] |
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You Get fat. now you can never defeat trogdor get fire |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:12 pm ] |
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You reach into hte fireplace. YEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWCH!!! Of all the things you've done, that had to be the stupidest. Command: Man or Astro-Man? |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:16 pm ] |
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disc read error YOYR COMPUTER A SPLODE Thnikka the Thnikka Man |
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| Author: | ??? [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:47 pm ] |
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He uses his Thnikka beam to reflect it back at you, who is now dead. Graffiti the Heavy Lourde. Dark Grapefruit wrote: You frag the noob a bunch of times. Then you try to say "pwned" but can't figure out how to pronounce it. You get sniped while you try to figure out that conundrum.
Pronounced "Pawned". |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:50 pm ] |
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you try but homestar catches you Call Pizza the hutt |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:25 pm ] |
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StrongRad wrote: You reach into hte fireplace. YEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWCH!!! Of all the things you've done, that had to be the stupidest.
Reminds me of that episode of Freakazoid with the Lawn Gnomes. - "We tried to steal man's fire and hide it in our pockets." - "That was painful and dumb." They deliver you an extra large with pepperoni and extra cheese. Now just let those Blue Laser guys try to inappropriate you! Type: Never Mind The Buttocks! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:07 pm ] |
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It's hard to not mind the buttocks. They're eerily hypnotic. Command: attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:15 pm ] |
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You do. And then Didymus pumps out a funky Freestyle beat for you to sing it to. TASTES LIKE A NUMBER ONE JAM'D!! Type: Open can of worms. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:54 pm ] |
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Good idea.. Those worms were about to suffocate. Why would anyone can worms, anyway? Command: Light up the night or the knight |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:08 am ] |
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I kind of expected a grosser answer. You light the knight at night. You set him on fire with the Horse Grease. He's not terribly happy. SWORD'D!! Type: Launch punkin. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:11 am ] |
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Pumpkin away! That space ship pilot doesn't look too happy. You dead. Command: leave the seat up |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:14 am ] |
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Queenie C, StrongCanada, MHG, Stinko Girl, Invisible Cat, Myrrh, Pizza Trophy, Dark Grapefruit, Erekrose, Mandy, and all the other girls on the forum take turns kicking you. You'll be out of commission for a while. THAT'LL LEARN YA'D!! Type: Fly Bacon Mobile |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:16 am ] |
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Dum-dum-duuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!!! you fly the bacon mobile. 2 problems, though. 1) it don't fly, it's a car 2) Kevin Bacon is mad because you didn't ask him first. Command: Call home |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:21 am ] |
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You and your earth human friend run around gathering all kinds of random crap to construct an intergalactic telephone so you can "Call home." But you didn't get a good long distance carrier, so you end up getting a huge freaking phone bill. But on the plus side, you get to fly a bicycle through the air. Type: Margarita! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:23 am ] |
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You can't do that.. You don't have any Cabo Wabo.. You need MAS TEQUILA Command: FOOTBALL! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:27 am ] |
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You quarterback the crap out of that armchair. That armchair has NEVER been as quarterbacked like it's getting quarterback'd right now. You get plenty of nachos and hot wing sauce all over it and the carpet. Type: Give Ramrod's dress to Naked Ned. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:29 am ] |
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Naked Ned doesn't like clothes, so he hurts you for trying to give him a dress.. Secondly, now we have a naked ramrod, too. DOUBLE NOT GOOD THING'D! Command: nukerwave hamster |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:37 am ] |
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Your Hamster A Splode! Someone set up him the nukerwave. He have no chance to survive make his time. AFLAC!! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:45 am ] |
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I swear, if I have to hear Benny Parsons say "cue the duck" one more time... Command: Weld metal can to knight |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:57 am ] |
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The knight has trouble running now. You can easily outrun him. He's not terribly happy, but what the crap can he do about it? Diddly-squat! That'll learn 'im! Type: Throw highball glass at radio. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:00 am ] |
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You break the glass, spill the liquid on the radio and scare your mom. The liquid shorts out the radio, which sets HER thatch roof cottage on fire, too. Everyone sees that, and says you set your cottage on fire and said trogdor did it just so you could be cool. Command: read bread |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:04 am ] |
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It says: "Whole wheat flour, water, wheat gluten, high fructose corn syrup, contains 2% of less of: soybean oil, salt, molasses, yeast, mono and diglycerides, exthoxylated mono and diglycerides, dough conditioners (sodium stearoyl lactylate, calcium iodate, calcium dioxide), datem, calcium sulfate, vinegar, yeast nutrient (ammonium sulfate), extracts of malted barley and corn, dicalcium phosphate, diammonium phosphate, calcium propionate (to retain freshness)." Type: Give bread to That Freaking Duck! |
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