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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:32 pm ] |
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Kerrek doesn't want to polka with you. Someone told him you stole the kishka. Command: Send your enemies hunting with Dick Cheney. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:37 pm ] |
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Guys, wait! Don't forget your quail hats! COMMAND: Get the Shield of George Carlin |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:40 pm ] |
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You get the shield of George Carlin. Combined with your Helm of Red Foxx, and Sword of Leary, you're now ready to take on the Gods of Un-Funny. First up, you must slay the fiend of Mad TV. Command: Shake well before use. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:42 pm ] |
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*Shakes bottle of Nitro Glycerine* *BOOM* COMMAND: Stand in line with a ninja. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:46 pm ] |
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Silly kid. Ninjas don't stand in line. They mysteriously appear in front of the line. Oh, wait, that's what you meant. You appear second in line, behind the ninja. Everyone points at you. "CUTTER!!" they yell, as they rip you limb from limb. Was it really worth that, just to get in front of 3 people? Command: Flap arms and fly away. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:48 pm ] |
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Is that all you do? Bird imitations? COMMAND: Get out of the Army by getting a Section 8 |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:03 pm ] |
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Doesn't work anymore.. To get Section 8, you have to be more unfit than your commander-in-cheif. Nice try. Command: Booyaka? |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:48 pm ] |
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Booyaka! Booyaka! 619! COMMAND: Get Jesus to fall for a bluff. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:36 pm ] |
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Oh, come on. The real Jesus could read your mind and Chris Ferguson doesn't fall for bluffs from n00bs. The flop is a 10, Q, K, of spades. The turn, a 4 of hearts. The river, a 10 of clubs. You go all in with an off-suited 3, 9. Ferguson calls. His Jack and Ace of spades pwns you seven ways from Sunday. Loser's Lounge'D! Command: B-7! |
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| Author: | sbe-mail 22 [ Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:55 pm ] |
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you are now 7 years old. nice try command: openconsessonstandandtakeovertheworldplease.exe |
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| Author: | Kariia [ Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:03 pm ] |
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You open the program, but it crashes your computer. Command: lol chtspk |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:56 pm ] |
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You use chatspeak. Several highly trained, highly paid commandos break through your walls, destroy your computer, and hand you a spelling book. They also tattoo "my IQ is lower than my shoe size" across your forehead. Command: build house of toast |
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| Author: | sbe-mail 22 [ Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:07 am ] |
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It falls down. run bubsvshomsar.exe |
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| Author: | Kariia [ Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:27 pm ] |
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You open up the box containing the game. Suddenly, Bubs and Homestar jump out of it and kick you in the face, Command: ask a ninja |
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| Author: | sbe-mail 22 [ Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:43 pm ] |
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ask ninja what? run flashdacheatandthemazeofDOOMwithmugsymalone.exe and TROGDOR!.doc |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:24 pm ] |
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Error, you do not have permissions to operate on the specified files. Contact your system administrator if you feel that you should have access to these files. Command: Mountain |
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| Author: | Sum 14 [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:15 am ] |
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your computer kills you with a mountain, because you crashed it with your "not making sensity". Command:Dance with the Pepper! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:12 am ] |
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Dr Pepper is quite the dancer. You're completely worn out, but Dr Pepper still wants to dance. Eventually you trip is and drink it. The caffeine and sugar reinvigorate you. You're pretty much the same as you were, but now you don't have a Dr Pepper. Command: ummm, not toast.. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:28 pm ] |
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Here is your bread. Command: Smack a fool. |
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| Author: | sbe-mail 22 [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:42 pm ] |
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which one? run dacheatandthemazeofloomwithmu8sym4lone.exe |
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| Author: | netzen [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:14 pm ] |
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You are sucked into the maze of floom, good job. oporation_strongsad_hummiliation_#199.doc |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:16 pm ] |
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DOES NOT COMPUTE! Command: Go to Chicago and order Cheezborger! Cheezborger! Cheezborger! No Fries! Cheeps! |
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| Author: | sbe-mail 22 [ Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:48 pm ] |
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.what? run:getmeoutofHERE!.exe |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:03 pm ] |
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There's a link for that. Click "Log Out" Command: Fire someone |
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| Author: | Marbles01 [ Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:29 pm ] |
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StrongRad wrote: There's a link for that. Click "Log Out" Someone notices you are about to fire them so they fight back. You are dead. Thanks for playing. My command is to play again from the part where you were about to fire someone.
Command: Fire someone |
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| Author: | Marbles01 [ Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:41 pm ] |
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This game is pretty cool. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:56 am ] |
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Yes. Yes it is. Unfortunately, no amount of butt-kissing will help you win. This game doesn't care if its butt gets kissed. Command: Tie your shoes before you trip! |
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| Author: | Marbles01 [ Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:36 am ] |
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StrongRad wrote: Yes. Yes it is. Unfortunately, no amount of butt-kissing will help you win. This game doesn't care if its butt gets kissed. What?
Command: Tie your shoes before you trip! |
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| Author: | Bulldozer [ Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:41 pm ] |
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Ye ties ye shoes. Congratulations! Now maybe ye can worke on passing ye firste grade. Command: Nevermind the bullocks. |
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| Author: | sbe-mail 22 [ Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:32 pm ] |
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brak kills you. thou play agian? y/n run:maplestory.exe |
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