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Ye throws ye shoes. Great. Now ye is bearfoot. And don't even think about going in to get them - ye threw them into yon pit of eternal peril. Over yon pit of eternal peril ye sees a bridge of death, which ye must cross to reach the castle "Uhhhh..." Unfortunately, yon bridge is guarded by yon bridgekeeper, who would ask ye three questions. "He who would cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see!" And now ye must do it bearfoot. Er, barefoot. Forsooth!

Command: Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper! I'm not afraid!

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He asks you 3 questions:
1) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
2)Dude, where's my car?
3) Who are these people?!?

Command: Johnson, grab the lady's sneakers, posthaste!

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

My name is not Johnson so I won't grab that lady's sneakers at any haste.


Command: Play Maj-ong with your teeth.

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Funny thing. Your teeth seem smarter than you for some reason, and end up winning the game. DAG!

MAKEOUTAGE!!

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Your girlfriend comes around the corner and sees you all up ons with some strange girl. BREAK UP'D!

Command: Daniel 7:21

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

"I beheld, and the same horn made war with the saints, and prevailed against them;"

What doest that have to deau with ye situation? Ye does not wish to make war with the saints! Ye is on the same team. And ye is currently having tea.

Command: Kill thread.

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You can't kill the thread. Only a someone with "powers" can do that.

Command: Ignore all warning stickers

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You ignore the sticker saying "WARNING: Heavy Lourde". Thankfully, you have a dorky plastic hat on, which protects you from major brain damage. Instead of killing you, it just makes you think you're a cat for a couple hours.

Command: Crappy flash cartoon

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

Sorry, this isn't Bonus Stage...

Command: put cat's tail under baby's lady's rocking chair

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Still thinking you're a cat, you stick your foot under it and break it. Smart move, huh?

Command: Fight crocodile

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

Yeah, that's a good idea...
What kinda weapon do I have, huh? A toothpick?!?
Crocodiles are armed with shotguns (a lot of people don't know that). A toothpic versus a shotgun? I don't think I like those odds.

Command: run internet.php?mode=big_truck

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

NO! THAT'S MY CAR!!!


Command: Go Running with the Bulls.

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Ben Wallace gets tired, so you outrun him, but you can't keep up with Malik Allen or PJ Brown.

Command: Do something completely unexpected.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Ye runneth up to JoeyDay and plant a huge smooch right on his lips. MAKEOUTAGEXOR!! However, since he's not really into Broke Back Futon...ing, you end up getting fired from the Forum. That's right, not just banned, but fired. Like out of a cannon. Into some piranhas. Or maybe some catfish. I don't know.

Type: PUPPIES!!

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There be no puppies, only HELLBEARD!!

Type: Respond impolitely

You looke that the king and say "I'll upset your balance!", then you slap him in the face with shovel full of whatsit.

Command: SUPER HAPPY MEGA VIOLENCE FIGHT TIME!!!

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

you thou kill all in the world andyour happy about it.






command:eattrogdorplease.exe

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Trogdor doesn't taste good, nor is he an internet program.

Command: Andrea Pirlo

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Your kick gets blocked. Didn't see that coming, did you?

Command: Quarter Cheese Plate, scattered, smothered, covered!

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Can you say Alka-Seltzer?


Command: Cheezborger! Cheezborger! Cheezborger! No fries, cheeps!

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Reply: The dude at McTrogdors understands and quickly gives you your order. You get home only to realize he forgot the pickles. Also there's a hand in it.

Command: Turn world upside down.

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Oh, great. NOw the world is upside down. And everyone falls off the edge and ends up floating away through space until they all get hit by meteors. Great Jorb there, Mr. World-Upside-Down-Turner!

Type: Make cheese from Giant Flying Radioactive Moo Cows.

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You make the cheese from GFRMCs, it tastes like floor tiles

Command:Do a dance while throwing a baby

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"Do a little dance... Throw a little kid... Get down tonight"

Command: Look, A Giraffe!

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You throw the baby, then do a football style victory dance. The ref throws you out of the game.

Type: Do the monkey!

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Look! A Giraffe:You are killed by an evil giraffe for pointing it out

Do the Monkey:Johnny Bravo sues you for stealing "his" dance

Command:Duel Homestar

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You explain the rules.. Ten paces, turn, and fire.
Unfortunately for you, Homestar is too stupid to count. He takes 3 steps, turns around and shoots you. You dead.


Command: Pump Metrodome full of helium.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

*High-pitched voice* Hello everyone, I'm Al Micheals along with John Madden...


Command: Oh, look! A bug light.

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*ZAP*

Command:Make friends with Kerrek

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Kerrek doesn't want to be friends, he wants to polka!


COOMAND: Polka with Kerrek

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