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they do. The Leader is Clan rHrN. He spams you to death


Clan rHrN

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

Computer explodes from exess spam.

Give chikin' little a peice of sky.

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Yeah.. THAT'S a good idea... He thinks the sky is falling, so you give him a piece of it, showing him that it is, in fact, falling. Why don't you just give a buncha spiders to an arachniphobe. What are you? Some kinda jerk!?!?!

Command: bread

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Bread what? Make it, eat it, step on it, wear it as a hat, give it to starving children, steal a truckload of it to feed your starving family?
See, the possibilities are endless!

Command - Dig for gold

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You idiot! You think you can just go to any random location and just dig for gold??!!! Where's your brain stipid?

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<screen saver> OOOHhhhhh Flying toasters!!


Command: Not Dennis

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Too late, you have already summoned Dennis, and you cannot avoid him now.

Talk tree

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

I think you need to get rid of that old man rub. I can tell that the fumes are really getting to you.

command: Hug tree

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

The tree says, "LEEEEROOOOY JEEEEENkIIIINS!"

Wait a minute, don't I need a disclaimer?

Type: CLANNINATE!

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OMFG SUPER JINZO DUFF EMERALD POWER LOL!

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<(* ) THRUSTER DUCK
( << )<~~~ WANTS
O O YOUR SOUL

You sit on your butt and do nothing. Eventually, the Kerrek feels sorry for you and decides to give you a big hug. But in the process, he accidentally eats your head. That's what you get for not typing a command.

Type: Bacon!

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Oh, Canada...


Command: Condemn hair metal.

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Warrant, Winger, Def Leopard, and a number of other guys with big hair run after you. All that hair spray catches fire, though. If only you had a match.

Command: Ninja tacos

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Umm. what???? You kinda have to type what to do with the ninja tacos, you can't just type ninja tacos, You can type "Talk ninja tacos" or "Get ye ninja tacos", or even "Walk toward ye ninja tacos", but if you're this vague... gah! GEEZ! The Nerve of some people!

Type: Play "Go Fish" with Kerrek, Trogdor, and the Horse by the fence by the tree with the arrow in it.

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I think he meant "Ninja" as a verb, as in "Ninja-ing". I suppose that would mean he would sneak up behind the tacos and stab them with his kodachi.

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Did you forget to guess on purpose or is Alzheimer's setting in?


The next user doesn't have Alzheimer's, like Didy.

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Doofus noggin! YOu were supposed to answer Tire's command.

Besides, this ISN'T "Guess", it's "Stupid Command!" Forgetting which thread you're posting in?

Type: Hit BTG with FCOT+3 in the Junk.

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BTG falls over. "Ow, my junk!" he says as he falls. He throws Granny C's Rocking Chair of DOOOOOOOOOM! at you. You'd better not let that thing hit you.

Command: Make C4 taco.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Bad command or file name.

Type: Cradle baby kitten in arms

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You cradle the kitten. Awww... How cute!! Then mommy cat comes over. You're clawed to shreds. You dead.

Command: stuff pockets with gravy.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Well that was silly. Now your pants are gravy filled wettness. Oh joy.

Command: Go to the mooooooon!

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It's a good idea, the whole going to the mooooooooooooon thing, but, ya see, the thing is, you don't have enough soy sauce. You've got just enough to put yourself into a low earth orbit. Oh well, you can vacation on the Space Station.

Command: Do whatever you want.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You do. Lying down to read some Stephen King, you sit on a button. You turn into a cake.

COMMAND: Do the hustle!

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You do the hustle. You do it some more. You keep doing the hustle. Boy, you're glad they didn't say "Do the Achy Breaky". You hate that song. Everyone does, even Billy Ray Cyrus.


Command: Epoxy DanBo's boots to the deck.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Now let's reconsider this. If you do that, then who's gonna save the world from the evil of the seas? Not DanBo, because he won't be able to run and get his navy-gun... thing.
But he could always undo his shoe laces and step out of his boots...

Command - Buy me a muffin!

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Ok, I bought you a muffin. How am I going to get it to you? I mean, I suppose I could send it with Simon, next time he goes home, but that might be a while. Surely it wouldn't be any good by then. Tell you what, I'm-a eat it for you. It was pretty good.


Command: Steal red stapler

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

But... that's my stapler. I need my stapler.


Command - Summon Captain Obvious

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ZOMG Homestar Runner doesn't have any arms!! It can't be real!1!1!!11!!1!!


Command: Laugh until it's funny.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

As soon as you stop laughing it becomes funny.
Then you wondered why you were laughing at something that wasn't actually funny.
You think that's funny, so you start laughing again.

Command - Kill the Purple Shirted Eye-Stabber

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He puts on a green shirt, you can't find him. Assuming you just got the name messed up, you kill the innocent Purple-eyed Shirt Stabber. Way to go, jerk. You've made his kids cry.

Command: Give Pizza Trophy a trophy.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.