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Author:	Wesstarrunner [ Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:36 am ]
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Bill Gates is flooded with pirated copies of Windows.

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Author:	Did he sell eggs? [ Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:39 am ]
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Pirate copies beat up by real pirates.

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Author:	WierdAlFan [ Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:19 am ]
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pirates killed by ninjas (no-brainer)

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Author:	Wesstarrunner [ Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:33 am ]
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Ninjas killed by Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan with an afro.

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Author:	Sarge [ Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:14 am ]
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Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan-with-an-afro killed by a nuclear bomb.

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Author:	Did he sell eggs? [ Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:33 am ]
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Nuclear bomb killed by the fact that it's impossible to kill Chuck Norris.

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Author:	Simon Zeno [ Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:35 am ]
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Chuck Norris killed by his own dead career.

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Author:	Did he sell eggs? [ Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:33 am ]
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Dead career is revived by an awesome movie.

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Author:	just a username [ Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:17 am ]
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Awesome movie ruined by Spoiler Man (ruining movies, TV shows and video games.)

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Author:	Revenge of the Burninated [ Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:35 pm ]
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Spoilers defeated by sly producers who leak false information!

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Author:	Sarge [ Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:26 pm ]
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Leaks stopped by a cork.

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Author:	Revenge of the Burninated [ Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:12 pm ]
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Corks ground up by the guys who make bulletin boards!

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Author:	ready for prime time [ Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:19 pm ]
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he stabs himself on a thumb tack!

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Author:	Sarge [ Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:54 pm ]
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Thumb tacks are made obsolete by the introduction of Post-It Notes™

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Author:	Revenge of the Burninated [ Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:37 pm ]
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Post-Its made obsolete my those stupid Blackberries.

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Author:	WierdAlFan [ Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:08 pm ]
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Black Berries eaten by frolicking children in the meadow

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Author:	Sarge [ Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:43 pm ]
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Chicken killed by fine people from KFC.

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Author:	WierdAlFan [ Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:31 am ]
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t'was children,not chicken, but kfc defeated by church's

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Author:	Sarge [ Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:20 am ]
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Church's overwhelmed by White Castle.

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Author:	Did he sell eggs? [ Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:57 pm ]
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White Castle bulldozer'd by a bunch of hippies.

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Author:	Sarge [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:34 am ]
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Hippes grow old and die of old age.

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Author:	WierdAlFan [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:42 am ]
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old age combatted by plastic surgery

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Author:	Sarge [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:30 am ]
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Plastic surgery replaced by ceramics.

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Author:	ready for prime time [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:39 am ]
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ceramics made into a toilet.

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Author:	Sarge [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:23 am ]
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Toilet shamed by sledge hammer.

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Author:	just a username [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:44 am ]
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Sledge Hammer broken by Diamond.

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Author:	MikeMcG [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:56 am ]
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Diamond crushed by anti-blood diamond activists. (These people are serious about blood diamonds).

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Author:	Sarge [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:01 pm ]
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Activists defeated by anarchists.

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Author:	MikeMcG [ Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:49 am ]
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Anarchists were defeated by being popularized in pop-punk.

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Author:	Sarge [ Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:12 am ]
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pop-punk dies a horrible death is a massive pop-rocks & cola explosion.

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