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Author:  lahimatoa [ Wed May 31, 2006 2:10 am ]
Post subject:  A plan for dealing with Cindy Sheehan
and her ilk.

With all that is going on, many of us will encounter "Peace Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001, and those who support terror.

These activists may be alone or in a gathering.....most of us don't know how to react to them. When you come upon one of these people, or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:

1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people who did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably use many arguments, ranging from political to religious to humanitarian.

2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the nose.

3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.

4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell them if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying.

5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are correct.

6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much harder. Square in the nose.

7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.

There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspectingvictim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost.

We owe our military a huge debt for what they are doing for us and our children. We must support them and our leaders at times like these. We have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose.

Lesson over, class dismissed.
Author:  Code J [ Wed May 31, 2006 2:15 am ]
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Yeah. Next time I see a protester, I'm gonna beat them up because I don't agree with them.
Author:  Rogue Leader [ Wed May 31, 2006 2:46 am ]
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Code J wrote:
Yeah. Next time I see a protester, I'm gonna beat them up because I don't agree with them.

If you couldn't tell, Lahi wasn't serious. He was just presenting a way of reasoning why he thinks peace protesting is a stupid idea. I happen to agree with him, I believe that there are people out there that want to see us in pain, and I believe that they should be taken out before they kill inocent civilians.
Author:  PianoManGidley [ Wed May 31, 2006 2:51 am ]
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It is an unfortunate truth that to preserve the greater peace of the world, some violence against those that would seek to break the peace is necessary.

What's interesting is that I'm sure that the people on the other side of the fence think the same thing about us--that we're the ones seeking to break their design for a peaceful, orderly world.
Author:  Code J [ Wed May 31, 2006 3:22 am ]
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Rogue Leader wrote:
Code J wrote:
Yeah. Next time I see a protester, I'm gonna beat them up because I don't agree with them.

If you couldn't tell, Lahi wasn't serious.


No, no, I know. Just sarcasm. :)
Author:  StrongRad [ Wed May 31, 2006 3:40 am ]
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"Ms Sheehan, it's a shame that your son died. I appreciate his sacrifice, though, and you should be proud that he thought more of his country than he did of himself and volunteered to serve us."

She makes it sound like someone grabbed her son off the street and dropped him into Iraq against his will.

It's a shame that he died in a war he may not have agreed with, but he DID sign up for the military. With that action comes a certain risk.

Oh well, even though I don't agree with her, I suppose I should congratulate her for TELLin WHAT SHE THINK!...
Author:  Rogue Leader [ Wed May 31, 2006 7:23 pm ]
Post subject: 
Code J wrote:
Rogue Leader wrote:
Code J wrote:
Yeah. Next time I see a protester, I'm gonna beat them up because I don't agree with them.

If you couldn't tell, Lahi wasn't serious.


No, no, I know. Just sarcasm. :)

Heh, sorry if I sounded a bit rude. Just was tired and burning in a learning Dutch Oven.
Author:  sb_enail.com [ Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:03 am ]
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StrongRad wrote:
"Ms Sheehan, it's a shame that your son died. I appreciate his sacrifice, though, and you should be proud that he thought more of his country than he did of himself and volunteered to serve us."

She makes it sound like someone grabbed her son off the street and dropped him into Iraq against his will.

It's a shame that he died in a war he may not have agreed with, but he DID sign up for the military. With that action comes a certain risk.

Oh well, even though I don't agree with her, I suppose I should congratulate her for TELLin WHAT SHE THINK!...


What I hate is that whenever someone brings up the fact that the military is voluntary, they tend to get jumped on by crazy people who think that person is somehow placing the blame on the soldiers themselves.

And as much as I support freedom of speech, that freedom comes with responsibility. Words are quite powerful, and though actions speak louder than words, words are themselves actions.
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