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Just talk about the different conspiracy theorys

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

According to Robot Chicken, a mongoose killed JFK.

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I've seen it "proven" that it WAS possible for Oswald to kill Kennedy.

Does that mean that a second gunman wasn't involved? Not exactly.

I've decided that it is totally possible that the assassination was not a conspiracy, even with two gunmen involved. Perhaps two people just decided to kill Kennedy on the same day. It's possible.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

In my History class, there was a fascinating discussion that maybe there were three shooters, and possibly several accomplices. It's quite interesting, but then again conspiracy theories have always fascinated me.

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I'm sorry, but when it comes to consiracy theories, my stance is this: WHO CARES!!!??!?! Seriously, that was 40 years ago, and of there were multiple gunmen, they're all dead now. Get over it.

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Dag, yo.

Maybe, but it's interesting thinking about it, regardless of whether you care or not.

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"Stiny! Get me a Danish!"

They're not necessarily dead. What if one of them was, say, 23 years old then? That would make that person 66 years old today--still quite plausible of being alive. So bringing an assassin to true justice--even if it is very delayed--may be reason enough to pursue this.

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I saw that one!

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I've seen them prove it was possible for someone in the book depository (or wherever Oswald was) to shoot JFK and cause the wounds. Whether it was actually Oswald that did shoot him is up in the air.

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i really don't know enough about this, but i sure like the zoolander theory: MALE MODELS. seriously, though, the best explanation that i've heard is that since lee harvey oswald is an ex-marine and reportedly a great marksman, it would be possible to make the shots he made as quickly as he made them. anyone seen full metal jacket? i think the drill sereant makes a crack about it *looks it up*
"Anybody know who Lee Harvey Oswald was? and do you know how far away he was? Two hundred and fifty feet! He was two hundred and fifty feet away and shooting at a moving target. Oswald got off three rounds with an old Italian bolt action rifle in only six seconds and scored two hits, including a head shot! Do any of you people know where these individuals learned to shoot? In the Marines! Outstanding! Those individuals showed what one motivated marine and his rifle can do! And before you ladies leave my island, you will be able to do the same thing!"

ohh silly full metal jacket. what a great movie.

I've got a good conspiracy:

A guy shot Kennedy from a window, and his initials were 'L H O'.

I saw a documentary around the 40th anniversary of the assassination that showed that Oswald was in the perfect position to commit the assassination.

The idea that he acted alone, though, I don't quite buy. He most likely did the physical shooting, but someone else hired him for it.

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The person who shot Biggie and Tupac was the guy who shot Kennedy.
Just an idea.

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Yeah, and he also shot at Reagan, shot and killed Lincoln, then shot Lee Harvey Oswald, and then proceeded to shoot every person ever a victim of a gunshot wound, whether lethal or not...sorry, don't really see that as possible.

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It was a joke, I didn't mean for it to be taken seriously.

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Sorry...it's sometimes hard to tell over the Internet without smilies...some people would actually bring that up as a legitimate argument (for their minds)...so ya never know.

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The meaning of life is 'bucket.'

FOR PONY!!!

No problem many people mistake my playful sarcasm as painful seriousness.

and to paint the toast...
I actually think the there were multiple gunman from different angles. I don't think someone could be steadyt handed that long while knowing they are killing America's greatest president.

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I personally think that LBJ ordered the assassination. It makes sense if you think about it. When asked about his time as vice president, he said that he "hated every minute of it." He was also known to have been extremely egotistical...

In crimes like this you're supposed to look for the person who benefits the most. I think Johnson stood to gain the most from Kennedy's assassination...