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Who the heck said I was being sarcastic? It's not that hard to clean up after yourself after you eat.

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Wow, I thought you were being sarcastic.

You have a point, though... just, songs from children's programmes being repeated incessantly is too excessive, even downright Orwellian.

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I think it's quite lenient. The song is only like 30 seconds long, and they only play it three times.

And it doesnt cause lasting physical pain.

Just my 2 cents, but it sure does beat detention.

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Tell that to my lunch table. They throw everything at each other and cuss at me when I don't do the same. I'm the only one that actually throws out his garbage.

At my school there are teachers that bring around trash cans, though.

(Not a stupid thing that MY SCHOOL did, but close enough.)

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No, but it does cause mental pain if listened to often enough.


Amen to that.

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I dunno what 'Orwellian' means, but I thus agree!

In other news, how did bwave know the song is only 30 seconds long.

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In other words, it sounds like something ripped straight out of 1984!

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"Embarrass"? Don't you mean "annoy"?

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This makes more sense. I mean, who are you being embarrassed in front of? The staff? I don't think they're laughing when they have to listen to it three times a day as well.

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My school wasn't really a school, I don't think anyways. I think it was more of an insane asylum. But I digress.

In my high school, back when I wasn't in this freakin' college anyways, they actually chained the toilet paper to the stall walls. Chained, with locks. Strange, I know.

And in the girls bathrooms, I've heard, that they put smoke alarms up on the walls. And even put little cages around those to keep the girls from ripping them off the walls.

They installed the smoke alarms after well, for my time there, a few short years of having to air out the girls bathrooms from all the cigarette smoke. You could smell them all over the school, especially on that wing of the school.

Heh, heh, something else kind of funny. We had a little Kroger store, with snacks, notebooks, etc, put into our school. You could work at it for a class and get credit. But you had to go to acouple of business classes first, I think.

Well, anyways, they told us to never go to the store during the school day. Which was strange because there would always be some students waiting in there to sell crap. And the always told us to wait until school was out for the day to go in and buy whatever. Well, right after the final bell rang, the store would close in about, oh, five minutes or so.

I was one of the lucky kids that got a teacher that let us go to the Kroger store when we wanted to. Often, me and my classmates would go in, raid the place, come back to class, and have a little party for reason what so ever. And the teachers never said a thing.

Yeah, my school was nutzo. But man, those where good times. I miss the old high school. And all the nutzo students that I had to put up with.

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There's a penguin in the corner staring at me. I wish it would go away.

Yeah, except that they risked someone crapping their pants in an emergency. Anything that can easily result in soiled pants is not a good idea.



Do yourself a favor and read 1984 sometime.

*listens to everybody groan*

Be warned that it has a small but significant amount of mature content, though.

*watches as everybody rushes to buy 1984*

- Kef

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I got a story! The school was having a fire drill in the middle of winter. We went out into the parking lot, and they forgot to call us back in, so almost the entire school was standing out there, in regular clothes, in 17 degree weather for about 15 minutes. Then, when the people were called back in, we found that the teachers locked themselves out. Another 5 minutes getting someone to open the door from the inside to let us all in.

Oh, and the lunch monitors are freaking idiots. They gave me detention for muttering the lyrics of "We Will Rock You" during recess. Another time, I was sitting out by a game of Knockout, because I lost the round. Anyway, I had my lunch bag with me, and the ball rolled past me. The kid who had possession of the ball jumped over me, onto my lunch, then the lunch monitor yelled at me for getting in the way of the ball.

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

The retards bring the trash cans around at my school.

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Okay, the disability act makes sense, but keys for an elevater? It doesn't make sense, because the student wouldn't have a key, and I'm pretty sure the teachers don't carry the keys with them.

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I like cows. Everything about them is funny. What would possibly cause an animal to have polka-dots?
-me

As a lock enthusiast, I have to give this one my ultra high rated super mega kamehameha FACEPALM!

*Ahem*

They give the key to the handicapped kids. They dont just expect a handicapped guy to pick the lock (Unless if I was handicapped.)

Also, it is very common for teachers to have said keys.

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I guess its time for Dizzy to tell you of the wonders of school. First off we wear freakin I.D.'s!!! Since Elemeantry. Second I got a detention for just being late for school 3 times. And it was only 9:05!!!! Third I had those desks were we had to put our stuff inside in elemeantry. Fourth......wait....I cant remember.

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Gonna have a real good time tonight!

What kind of pants are those?!?!?!?! He hid a freakin shotgun in his pocket?!?!?!? must be a really deep one.

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Gonna have a real good time tonight!

NO DOUBLE POSTS

ID's save time and hassle.
Then stop slacking and being late.
I don't even have desks we can put our stuff in, we just set it all in one big huge messy pile on the floor.

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That guy had a mac 10 in his pants? Jeez, talk about a stiff butt.

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That video was horribly staged. Sure, you could stuff a lot of things in your panys, but you cant walk around like that. The kid definitely couldnt bend his knee with the shotgun in his pants.

And dizzy, they werent in his pockets, they were in his pants.

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Im still washing my head with Mind Soap. And sorry about double posting. I just dont realize it and it gets the better of me. Also it was really early in the morning and i didnt feel good.

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Gonna have a real good time tonight!

My school did something not stupid!

They updated the school's wireless network, and they not only removed the cumbersome login sequence, but they also extended the network to the engineering building! Now the technical students can have the same blessings as the technologically inept psyc and english majors

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From the back you definently could have seen the shotgun and whatever that black machine gun is.

They haven't done anything that stupid at my school, but have definitely come close.

My math teacher, in a couple words, is an over reactive jerk. He made a rule: One kid acts up, everyone gets detention. And he wasn't bluffing. One kid barely whispers, we all end up staying after school for an hour, and have to deal with our parents as we turn the detention papers over to them because one kid ruined it for us. It's ridiculous.

Edit by furrykef: Watch your language...

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we were asked to use "forlorn" (sad) in a sentence, and I said "the king was sad when trogdor came and burninated his village." I got detention

Forlorn wasn't in that sentence.

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I'm assuming you used 'forlorn' in the place of 'sad' in your sentence, but why did you get detention?

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True.


Also, I say fake.

If this isn't fake, this should but posted in the "Has Your School Done Anything This Stupid?" thread.

I agree with Chekt.

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