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Have a happy (but most likely sad) Make You Feel Bad That You're Single/Useless Commercialzied Day! I mean Valentine's!

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Happy Singles Appreciation Day. I plan to watch House and stuff my face with candy hearts after class.

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I don't plan to do anything besides playing videogames.

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I never understood why people are so emo about V-Day. When I was single, it was one of the greatest days of the year. You NEVER had problems getting a date on that day because all of the single people were all "I'm sad that I'm flying, er alone"..

The worst V-Day's of my life have been 2003 (Holly was in Michigan while I was stuck in Bowling Green), 2005 (Holly was in Nashville, I had to work in Eastern KY), and this year (I'm in Huntsville, Holly is in England).



Oh well, I suppose I'll be doing Radar homework, maybe watching Dirty Jobs and Mythbusters.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Oh man. I used to have a girlfriend called. ACK. Toni mitchell.


One valentines day,I decided to get her a present. So i got her this cute wittle teddy bear.
She got me a homemade card.
Then. Right before my birthday. On June 23rd. DAMN YOUTH AND THE HORRIBLENESS OF GIRLFRIENDS TO THEM!!

anyway.
Me:Toni
Toni:yeah.
me: umm,i'm not sure how to say this but.
I'm afraid i'm too young to actually love someone.
toni:.........


Ever since she turned me away.
BAGH. I hate youth in ways
This brings me back to V-Day.
I don't have a girlfriend to give presents to this year.
*sigh* Oh well. maybe in high school someone will like me.

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Woohoo, it's now officially V-Day. At least here.

Well, I don't celebrate it. But I don't hate it. Lots of chocolate, you know.

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You cannot bring me down, Making Single People Feel Stupid Day! Heck, I almost forgot you were even coming up.

Yeah, it kinda would be nice to be in a relationship at this point, but I'm not going to worry about it. Maybe I'll do something in "tribute" to V-day at open mic. *evil laugh*

Valentine's Day is either really good or really sad.

St. Valentine was the patron of overpriced greeting cards.

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Valentines Day is pretty useless. It's kinda like a more well know "Boss's Day' or "Kid's Day". At my old school when I was in1sy-3rd grade we did some stuff, but since then, it's only been an easier way to remember that it's February 14th.

(By the way StrongRad, nice avatar!)

Oh, man. The best part of Valentines' Day is eating those little candy hearts with the messages on them made by Necco. Those are SO GOOD!!!!!!! Seriously, I'm addicted to those things.

But this is the first Valentines' Day in my life that actually means something to me, because I finally have a girlfriend for V-Day. I love her.

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I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one....

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Tomorrow I am going to sit on my computer and drink a toast to all of the bachelors in the world.

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Heh. I'm a high school senior and one of my teachers is having us do a little Valentine's exchange anyway. He's so cool. XD I got Valentines with dinosaurs on 'em. And they came with cool motion stickers! (I'm hoarding all those I didn't use...)

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Blah. I hate Valentine's Day...

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I'ma run about my school yelling "WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?" at the top of my lungs to every girl I see.

...

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Quite the charming devil, aren't you?

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oo, tomarow is gonna be something special, im planning on getting a few more toys for her, maybee a nice new face plate... maybee a gold cover....ahh yes, tomarrow is gonna be just the day for the two of us...me and my Xbox360...ahhh

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I remember getting those in elementary school. I remember when I was making those. If there was a girl in my class I liked, I would find the best one and write the neatest little note and maybe stuff a fun size candy bar in there. The problem 10 other people in my class would do it and my plans got shot down like the Red Baron.

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That's what they call me.

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TEF, I'll be your valentine. Twice.

(Don't worry. I made Afro Thunder some heart-shaped cookies, so that should keep him quiet.)

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...THAT IS BRILLIANT. I BOW TO YOU FOR YOUR GENIUS.

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Yes! Got one already!

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i still got noone but my Xbox.......im so alone....

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Well, I've never really cared about Valentines before, but this year I kinda do. I think I'm gonna go out to the movies with a few people, so that way I don't have to be alone on V-Day.

The last Valentine I got was 3 years ago, from my now-ex. But this past weekend my gf sent me an ADORABLE bear in the mail!

Say hello, Chocko...

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hey, theres only one Chocko around here buddy! also, the only Chocolate Heart Attack here, and most likley the only guy who litterally is chocolate.

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I'm a chocoholic on a 12-step program: Never be more than 12 steps away from a bite o' chocolate!

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yeah, i'll be at your house tomarrow and be ready to actually leave, when most peopel die of a Chocolate Heart Attack, theyre usually never ready to go up to the Chocolate Gates.

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You gotta love it. Not only is society pressuring me to get six-pack abs, have perfect teeth, and drink below the legal age, but they want me to have an attractive girlfriend too! And I have to take her on pickanicks and tandem bike rides and hot-air baloon rides! And I have to have a great career that earns lots of money so I can buy her a massive house, and an SUV, and a diamond so massive, it could be mistaken for, um, something big and shiny?

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They still do that in highschool? I can't remember when was the last time I did something like that....

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