Chain Mail

Utard · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:15 pm

I let some of the giggly girls at school who always flirt with have my email adress. Ever since than, I swear I'm living in discount chainmail warehouse.

What kind of chainmail do you get? Do you hate it? Do you make it? (Doom on you). Post some of the chainmail you get (as long as it's not too big), and we will make fun of it.

I'll get some of my own in just a sec.

Funkstar · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:20 pm

Some people actually believe the 'lol i died aboot a munth ago and if u dnt snd this 2 evry1 ill cum and kill u'

Heres some:

>>> >>If I could catch a rainbow
>>> >>
>>> >>I would do it just for you
>>> >>
>>> >>and share with you its beauty
>>> >>
>>> >>On the days you're feeling blue.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> If I could build a mountain
>>> >>
>>> >>You could call your very own;
>>> >>
>>> >>A place to find serenity,
>>> >>
>>> >>A place to be alone.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>If I could take your troubles
>>> >>
>>> >>I would toss them in the sea,
>>> >>
>>> >>But all these things
>>>I'm finding
>>> >>
>>> >>are impossible for me.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>I cannot build a mountain
>>> >>
>>> >>Or catch a rainbow fair,
>>> >>
>>> >>But let me be what I know best,
>>> >>
>>> >>A friend who's always there.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>This is a Hug Certificate!!
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug
>>> >>
>>> >>(Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You).
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>You might send it to your enemies as well!
>>> >>
>>> >>It'll really tic 'em off!
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>If you don't
>>>receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish >>you'd
>>> >>
>>> >>stop bugging them.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends,
>>> >>enemies,
>>> >>or enemies pretending to be friends.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>If you receive this back 2 times ... You're off to a good start,
>>> >>
>>> >>unless you sent it to yourself. That's cheating!
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>If you receive this back 3 times. You're a good friend.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>If you receive this back 4 times
>>> >>
>>> >>..... You are popular. I wanna be just like you.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>If
>>>you receive this back 5 times or more,
>>> >>
>>> >>there are angels watching over you....

ne night these five girls were having a sleepover when they
> >> >>>>heard chaos at the end of her street. > >> >>>> > >> >>>>They went down to find out what was happening. > >> >>>> > >> >>>>They learned that a woman was raped and the man was on the loose. > >> >>>> > >> >>>>So they quickly run home and bolt everything down. > >> >>>> > >> >>>>Everything settles down for a while then they started hearing > >> >>>>weird noises coming from outside. > >> >>>> > >> >>>>They let their minds go wild so they got scared and hid inside a > >> > >> >>>>closet. > >> >>>> > >> >>>>The man was really outside and found a window that had a broken > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> bolt. > >> >>>> > >> >>>>He crept in quietly. > >> >>>> > >> >>>>The girls were scared crapless. > >> >>>> > >> >>>>He walked into the room and opened the closet, the girls screamed > >> >>>>and ran into seperate directions. > >> >>>> > >> >>>>Four of the girls went downstairs and locked the cellar door, > >> >>>>that was right above the bathroom. > >> >>>> > >> >>>>He caught the fifth girl and took her into the bathroom, raped > >> >>>>her, and skinned her alive. > >> >>>> > >> >>>>Her friends heard her die that night but > >>couldnt do anything > >> >>>>about it. > >> >>>> > >> >>>>They listened to her scratching the door to get out. In the > >> >>>>morning when he had fled, the remaining went into the bathroom. > >> >>>> > >> >>>>There ingraved into the wall was her message:"How could you have > >> >>>>let me die?" > >> >>>> > >> >>>>They looked up to get the tears out of their eyes and saw her > >> >>>>flesh > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> dangling from the knife that skinned her. > >> >>>> > >> >>>>If you dont send this to at least 20 people the man will skin you > >> >>>>alive too, because they havent caught him yet. > >> >>>> > >> >>>>And the girl will make sure you will die, so she can pass on the > >> > >> >>>>tale. > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>>Fact: A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her > >> >>>>in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted "Toma > >> >>>>soto balca" as he buried her. > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>>Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. > >> >>>>In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will > >> >>>>suffocate you like she was suffocated. > >> >>>> > >> >>>>If you send this out , she will not bother you.Your kindness will > >> >>>>be rewarded

Theres so much wrong with the last one. HOW CAN YOU HEAR CHAOS?? THAT DOESN'T MAKE SeNsE!! And who rapes someone IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET!

Kittie Rose · **Joined:** Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:24 pm **Posts:** 544

Chain mail is old and not funny. Most girls seem to like it, for some bizarre reason. Being a smart girl, I don't.

Utard · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:26 pm

Arrgh. Bblbl.

That's horrible.

Now what really mad me mad was this one:

Quote:

Subject: What Is A Redneck???

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.

God Bless the USA!

This sent me into my raving mad mode.

Obomaru · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:27 pm

I like those "in memoriam of a nice person" ones. I mean, a real person who has died recently. Those are nice.

I get all kinds of chainmail. They absolutely suck. Dot.

Kittie Rose · **Joined:** Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:24 pm **Posts:** 544

Utard wrote:

Arrgh. Bblbl.

That's horrible.

Now what really mad me mad was this one:

Quote:

Subject: What Is A Redneck???

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.

God Bless the USA!

This sent me into my raving mad mode.

I wouldn't blame you. When are NCCs going to learn that they're not the chickens, they're the fox?

FireBird · **Joined:** Mon Jan 10, 2005 2:58 am **Posts:** 1819

Quote:

ON JANUARY FIRST 1993 THERE WAS A DEAD PET MYSTERY. THERE WAS A DOG FOUND IN 7 PIECES LAYING ON A STREET CORNER. THE POLICE THINK THEY KNOW WHO DID IT BUT THE STILL HAVEN'T CAUGHT HIM. IT IS SAID HE HAS A MYSPACE, AND IS VERY SMART AND IS VERY GOOD AT HACKING INTO SYSTEMS. HE MIGHT BE WATCHING YOU! IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS IN 9 MINUTES OF WHEN YOU GET IT, YOUR PET WILL MOST LIKELY BE FOUND ON THE STREET CORNERS. IF IT IS IN 7 PIECES, I THINK YOU KNOW WHO DID IT. YOU CANT SAY YOU WERN'T WARNED BECAUSE THIS IS IT. REPOST IN 9 MINUTES YOUR PET IS FINE, DONT... PAY THE PRICE!!!!

Kittie Rose · **Joined:** Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:24 pm **Posts:** 544

FireBird wrote:

Quote:

ON JANUARY FIRST 1993 THERE WAS A DEAD PET MYSTERY. THERE WAS A DOG FOUND IN 7 PIECES LAYING ON A STREET CORNER. THE POLICE THINK THEY KNOW WHO DID IT BUT THE STILL HAVEN'T CAUGHT HIM. IT IS SAID HE HAS A MYSPACE, AND IS VERY SMART AND IS VERY GOOD AT HACKING INTO SYSTEMS. HE MIGHT BE WATCHING YOU! IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS IN 9 MINUTES OF WHEN YOU GET IT, YOUR PET WILL MOST LIKELY BE FOUND ON THE STREET CORNERS. IF IT IS IN 7 PIECES, I THINK YOU KNOW WHO DID IT. YOU CANT SAY YOU WERN'T WARNED BECAUSE THIS IS IT. REPOST IN 9 MINUTES YOUR PET IS FINE, DONT... PAY THE PRICE!!!!

Hahahahaha.

Joker · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:34 pm

Well, obviously chainmail sucks. But when I get an email from someone I don't know I don't even open it. Cause It's all garbage anyway...

Mr.KISS · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:48 pm

Here's one I sent to people a while back...

This is what I do when I'm bored wrote:

"Hello, me and my freind were tlaking about god yesterday and he bet me that I couldn't get 1000 people to sign saying they beleve in god before he could get 100 peo-ple saying they don't. Please help me reach my goal by signing this and then sending it to all your friends. The 1000st person to sign please sned it back to me. God speed...

>sign here:
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Funkstar · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:58 pm

KISS-Cringle 66 wrote:

Here's one I sent to people a while back...

This is what I do when I'm bored wrote:

"Hello, me and my freind were tlaking about god yesterday and he bet me that I couldn't get 1000 people to sign saying they beleve in god before he could get 100 peo-ple saying they don't. Please help me reach my goal by signing this and then sending it to all your friends. The 1000st person to sign please sned it back to me. God speed...

>sign here:
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LAME!!

Mr.KISS · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:59 pm

Funkstar wrote:

KISS-Cringle 66 wrote:

Here's one I sent to people a while back...

This is what I do when I'm bored wrote:

"Hello, me and my freind were tlaking about god yesterday and he bet me that I couldn't get 1000 people to sign saying they beleve in god before he could get 100 peo-ple saying they don't. Please help me reach my goal by signing this and then sending it to all your friends. The 1000st person to sign please sned it back to me. God speed...

>sign here:
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LAME!!

It came back withen 3 month. So, obviously it pulled some retards heart strings.

Speckeldorf · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:09 pm

Gah. I hate chainmail. But once I sent one that said:

If you send this to 15 people in 5 seconds, you have a rate of 3 people per second!

Ju Ju Master · **Joined:** Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:01 am **Posts:** 6245

Maybe I'll make a fake one where "if you dont' send this to 5 people, Jimmy Carter will come to your house and try to sell you encyclepedias!

And NO ONE WANTS THAT!

NO ONE!!!"

That'd be interesting.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:15 pm

The last person to send my a chain letter had it sent back ripped to shreds with a picture of me flipping them the bird.

Funkstar · **Posted:** Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:10 pm

Beyond the Grave wrote:

The last person to send my a chain letter had it sent back ripped to shreds with a picture of me flipping them the bird.

Was this a snailmail chainmail?

Douglas · **Posted:** Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:06 am

Ugh. I hate those chain mail thingers. They're always like...

O HAPPY DAY! IT'S HAPPY FUN-TIME!
TIME FOR HUGGLES!!
RAINBOWS YAY!

NOW SEND THIS TO 74.8 PEOPLE AS FAST AS YOU CAN! FAST FAST FAST!

IF YOU DO NOT, YOUR LIFE WILL SUCK AND YOUR BEST FRIEND WILL GET HIT BY A BUS AND DOGS WILL PEE ON YOUR LEG.

IF YOU DO, YOUR LIFE WILL BE FLOWERS, YOU WILL WIN HEAP BIG MONEYS AND DOGS WILL PEE IN THE TOILET.

...

Yeah, I actually got one something like that once. I think I'm still scarred.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:12 am

Funkstar wrote:

Beyond the Grave wrote:

The last person to send my a chain letter had it sent back ripped to shreds with a picture of me flipping them the bird.

Was this a snailmail chainmail?

Yeah it was. I was also about sprinkle some flour in there to make it look like the envelope was sealed with anthrax.

Clever Danielle · **Posted:** Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:18 am

There's this girl that used to be on my bus... back when I would take the school bus. She's been sending me all this crap for the last year or two, and I'm really mad at her. I stumbled upon this and sent it to her. Today, I get it back in my inbox. Turns out she actually forwarded it. *sigh...*

Jello B. · **Posted:** Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:44 am

Funkstar wrote:

> >> >>>> > >> >>>>

Holy cow, that's a lot of replies.

Whenever I get a really stupid chain mail thing, I print it out and put it in the garbage. Sure, it's a waste of paper, but hey, there's nothing like being able to delete something and physically throw it away.

breadtangle o' pizza · **Posted:** Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:49 am

I've recieved emails with rather stupid poems where the forward/reply headers are longer than the actual content of the email and it's duplicated in there, minus the sender's headers!

Mr.KISS · **Posted:** Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:15 pm

Jello B. wrote:

Funkstar wrote:

> >> >>>> > >> >>>>

Holy cow, that's a lot of replies.

Whenever I get a really stupid chain mail thing, I print it out and put it in the garbage. Sure, it's a waste of paper, but hey, there's nothing like being able to delete something and physically throw it away.

Roffle.

Has anyone been getting that one were some banker dude says he'll send you printable coupons for free computers and crap if you send this weird advertisment thing to everyone? I've gotten atleast 10 different variants of that one.

Señor · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:51 am

Clever Danielle wrote:

There's this girl that used to be on my bus... back when I would take the school bus. She's been sending me all this crap for the last year or two, and I'm really mad at her. I stumbled upon this and sent it to her. Today, I get it back in my inbox. Turns out she actually forwarded it. *sigh...*

I did that to a friend of mine that has that same problem after I saw your post.

And guess what he did. He forwarded it back to me, along with about thirty other people. Some people really are stupid.

Code J · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:16 am

Quote:

Sorry I had to do this No send backs! Tag ur it!!!! This is so scary Send this to 15 people in the next 143 mins. When your done press F6 and your crushes name will appear on your screen in big letters This is scary cauz it works!!!! If u break the chain you will have problems with relationships for the next 5 years

Pure. Genius.

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