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Well, one day, in sixth grade, I saw a puddle on the ground. And I told people that it was a black hole, and that it would suck you up, and you would die. Yeah. I was stupid back then.
Now, whenever I see a puddle, I pretend to be my old self, and warn people of the puddle. Only now, it is a lot more fun, since I only do it to sixth and seventh graders.
Oh yeah. My friends and I laugh at safety patrol, because we remember how much it sucked.

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Two of my inside jokes come from a Space Tree short. One of them is shouting out "You LIE!!" after someone says a complete truth. The other is "_____ is a tool of Satan".

How funny they are depends on what it is you're talking about.

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For some reason, my friend and I find it insanely hilarious to say nonsense phrases back and forth to each other that don't mean anything but sound quite intelligent.. such as

"at the end of the day..."
"honestly..."
"actually..."

So something to the effect of "However, at the end of the day, I honestly think that [blah], actually."


Also, we love to speak in the passive voice... ie "A good time was had by all, and money was spent."

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Well, me 'n' my boyfriend have this thing about pure evil not being ticklish. And, back when he was gay, I would lick him every once in awhile, like, you know, "taste the rainbow". The reason why I kept doing it was cause he was an addictive rainbow. But, since he became my boyfriend, I've stopped licking him, cause the flavor's diluted now. And then, since he's 6'4" and I'm 5'1" (almost), he'd like, press down on my head sometimes and say, "Squishy short person!" And I, in return, would leap upon him screaming, "TINY NINJA!!" Yeah, we don't do that so much anymore.

The majorest inside joke, which you are all welcome to join in on, is the Roy Brigade. Basically, you just say Roy every once in awhile, utterly at random. Roy. It can be used as a greeting, punctuation, an interjection, a metasyntactic variable, or a way to find other members of the Brigade in large crowds. ("ROY!" ... "ROY!") Our slogan is "it's cooler than Fred" and our Madame President is named Princess White (this is sadly true, though she does plan to someday change her name to Melinda or something). Why Roy, you ask? Well, allow me to refer you to our slogan. Actually, it started with some video game character (as opposed to Marth) and spread from there, with the realization that lots of awesome people are named Roy. Such as Roy Orbison (which is really the only example you need). Anyway, so, yeah. Feel free to join. Roy.

Anyway, those are just some of our inside jokes. I haven't even mentioned the really weird ones... like, "Don't ask, I'll explain" or "People are a******s, but cake is fun!", or, "Jesus in a bucket", or, "Dude. There's a ceiling up there." (which is really only something I say.)

Roy.

Oh yeah, and me and my dad have this thing, where if one of us says, "never mind," the other one says, "nevermore," and then we carry on alternating with things that rhyme with nevermore, like "might as well snore," "my dear Lenore," "mop the floor," whatever.

Kay, Mallory, and Jacqui all have random nicknames (Bubbles, Duckles, and Marshmallow, respectively), and assigned me the title of Big Mac. I refuse to be called by it.

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Whenever my friends make a bowl full of chips, i hide in them then emerge and yell "Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!". We laugh and laugh. Sometime i like to lathe them too.

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LATHE'D!

Me and my cousins will always go on the side walk and ask people Whats you favorite color and If they answer We will say We don't want to hear your life story then walk off and pretend to mumble .
Also on the school bus we will always yell I like sugar cookies when we see each other.At lunch we always go to people and go hi bye hi bye repeatedly.
Also me and my friend always say sup'er Instead of hi to each other.

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God I love you. XD Eventually it'll stop being funny, but it hasn't yet!

Whenever I greet my friends I usually put glasses on (slowly) and say "sup".

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Lobo (actually John, but nobody calls him that) supposedly looks like Mrs. Doubtfire with my glasses on. I say not.

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Whenever our teachers or somebody says something boring, we get the last word they said and say,
HAHA, thay said (whatever word)!!! HAHAHA!

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I help coach high school forensics kids, and one of the events I help with is Humorous Interpretation (HI). Basically, it's a 10 minute, humorous, one-person skit.

The kid I was trying to help, though, just could seem to emote enough. He wasn't bad, but he wasn't all that exciting. I told him he needed to liven up! He needed to grab the audience's attention.

So I threw my calculator at the high school kid. Hard.

The point being, my throwing the calculator really got his attention. Lucky for me, he was quick enough to catch it. But me throwing it really got him excited. He really got the idea, then, of grabbing people's attention. Like I threw the calculator, he knew that he to throw down an attention grabbing performance!

So now, whenever I tell him to "throw the calculator", he knows that he needs to be more exciting!

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I can't believe I forgot this one! Emily and I joke about this one a lot.

Coach Z the Evangelist.

Well, Science Camp took place at a camp that, during the summer, is used as a Christian summer camp (which I've been going to for years). Anyway, we saw some graffiti on one of the bunk beds. This is what it said:

JEUSUS LOVES U!!!

Emily and I decided that that was what Coach Z would say if he was an evangelical Christian trying to win converts. Emily came up with the idea that the residents of Free Country, USA would take that to mean that they should convert to Judaism (we pronounced it "JEEEEEEEEEEEWSUS LOVES YOU!"). This led to Strong Mad's Bar Mitzvah ("THIS TORAH IS TOO LONG!") and Homestar's Bar Mitzvah (it doesn't take a genius to know that he'd screw up big time).

Yes, we are crazy.

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One word: FAIL.

We say that whenever somebody messes up.

For example, if someone were to put a napkin in the sink and a spoon in the trash, as soon as they realize what they've done, someone would yell, "FAIL!". I got that from the Gran Turismo series.

Quite funny.

And another one was during a basketball game. My friend John, who is a nice kid, but can be kind of John-ish, watched me miss a basket entirely and when I passed him, he yelled, "YOU DISGRACE ME, SOLDIER!".

So whenever I pass by him, I yell, "WAKE UP, SOLDIER!".

And he also "FAILED" at saying weekend, and ended up saying, "Have a good WEERKEND!".

And one time, I blurted out something way off topic during a conversation, so my brother turned to me, sat for a minute, then yelled, "STEEL MILL!", which I now yell whenever somebody adds something way off topic into a conversation. Even though when I do that, my dad says, "And another piece of info from whatever dimension you came from.". And sometimes when I just pick up on a conversation, he says, "Welcome back to this dimension!". He has an anger problem, and I started calling him a gorilla a while back.

While watching a movie, my brother's friend saw some guy hide in the shadows, and shouted, "HIDDEN!", and when the guy came out, he shouted, "UNHIDDEN!". We've done multiple variations on that, like when my brother turned on a no-turns red light while me and my sister were in the car last night, he shouted, "ILLEGAL!".

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You better believe it.

My brother and I used to have this thing where we'd just say, "Jimmy Carter!" for no apparent reason. It's a long story, but it started one day when I was half asleep watching him play Nintendo. Then, for some reason I don't even remember, I just said, "Jimmy Carter!" He looked at me and said, "What?" and we both started cracking up laughing.

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wow i ave so many

my friend austin : dont ask how this cam eup but whenever we talk we always replace random words with SMURF(mainly curses , this is a reference to a family guy episode) also loi its like lol but it was a simple tpyo gone wrong (when typos go bad, duhn duh duhn)

well once my friends and i went downtown to hang out and one of my friends sat in one of those ''diaper'' wings (the baby ones that are colsed) surprisingly he fit and then he got stuck and we ran away coming back 5 minuets later to find him layiing on the ground with his feet still in the swing and we all fell over laughing

my friend charles : its good to be daffy (whatever the smurf that is) BUMBLEBEE TUNA (from ace ventura) we say bumblebee tuna instead of talk to the hand

these are just a few of them

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huminah- huminah -huminah
ARGABLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL
SCHWANG
BIFF
(my favorite sound effects)

You are the funniest person ever.

I can't rmeember any of my old inside jokes, I'll have to look them up..I swear to Joss I'll post them.

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Can I not get stuck playing bass this time?

Me and my friends have inside jokes too nuerous to count. We com up wih new ones basically every day, and they all last for a week. Sometimes we bring back really old ones for kicks. I guess since the jokes don't last that long, they could actually count as "Running Gags", but still...

The one that has lasted for a while, though, is talking like a little kid with a lisp. We've always been fascinated with 3 year olds because they say the stupidest things. Some uotes by this young child...

"SSSSSH! The baby is sleeping!"
"Remember what the Bible says! (has been altered several times to say everything from "Torrah" to "Book of mormon")
"Cool kid! (put any adjective in front of kid and its equally bizzare)"
"(when you drop a pencil or pen) Whoops, dropped my sword."

Anyway, I'm sure we have plenty of hilarious jokes we've made up over the years but they are all now forgotten.

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As of about 2 weeks ago, there are two new kinds of RoboDucky:

ROBOMONKEY!!! You walk on all fours like a monkey.

ROBODONKEY!!! No clue on this one.

Mine are as follows:
*A, s, q, t, 2, purple, squiggly
*I heart Emma...'s brother.
*Dutchplaceland
*If I owned the state of California, I'd sell it all for a piece of cheese.
*I'm hitting you with air!
*Sock porn!
*Why be straight when you can wear a pink pony outfit!
*Moo, moo, moo, let's go to the zoo!
*If football players were Weebles, they'd have to totally rewrite that entire song.


I know there's more...

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Can I not get stuck playing bass this time?

I just got a new one today: Getting Beat Up By A First Grader.

It all started when we had a break outside. I was at the tire-swing, and I saw one of my aqquiantances little sisters was there. I said, "You look an awfull lot like ____" and she said "Oh no you didnt!" and ran up to me and kicked me. She then chased me around and kciked me whenever she could. And it hurt. When her class was going inside, she ran up and started punching me and kicking me until I was on the grass. It was so hilarious.

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"Something blue."

Basically, whenever you don't know what the answer to a question is, you say "Something blue." I'm proud to say I came up with that one.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

thats similar to another one of mine!
an answer to any quesiton is
"I dunno.... green?"

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Come on in here....

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubes! *The Jube Collection*

Man, I got a billion of them.

My class at school needs, like, our own dictionary.

lapitate, v. what you do after sucking on Runts for a long time
pluffy, adj. plush and fluffy
dehydrated water, noun contrary to popular belief, it's just air

Oh man.....good times. Good, good times.

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Wait, is first grader like the first year in 'elementry'?

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^First grade people are about 6 or 7 years old usually. Yep.
Updog, henway, upjosh, and gohoo are all those kidnda things. Like
Person 1: "It smells like updog in here."
Person 2: "What's updog?"
Person 1: "Nothin' much."

Like that. Gohoo was my wonderful invention. "What's a gohoo?" "An owl."

Lots of really lame jokes are inside jokes for us.
Like:
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantalope.

What did the guy say to the vampire?
You suck.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Cause he was a fungi.

Why were the baby strawberries crying?
Cause their mom and pop were in a jam.

Uh..what else...oh yeah.
-Well, what if a big unicorn came in here and stabbed me through the heart?
My Bible teacher said that after my friend kept asking these weird 'what if?' situations. So random, it's great.

"How much you wanna know?" -my friend's screw up of 'How much you wanna bet?'

"My dad could shoot a gun before yours could even load it."

Ah...so many more....

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That reminds me of something from a webcomic called Goats. "I am a master in the ancient art of Araygun!" "What's Araygun?" "This is." *pulls out a raygun, blasts 'em*

It goes like this:

Pre K
KIndergarden
First Grade

And then all the other grades up to 12.

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I can't believe I forgot these.

1)Eternal Death Trap - Suffering and gradually dying by continually falling into a plant, floating out in a bubble, having the bubble pop, making the cycle repeat all over again.

This was started when my friend, Rayford, came over to my house. We were playing Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat, which is played with thte DK Bongo controller. Ray was playing through a (rather tough) level when he got to a part where you float around in a bubble to go through a small tunnel. Only one way to fall into a plant nearby that spits you out inside a bubble. To pop the bubble, all you had to do was clap.

Thing is, the clap sensor on the Bongo controller sensed sound, so anyone can just come up, clap, and the bongos will sense it. That's where my trick came in.

He came into the plant and got spat out, but the very moment he got out, I reached over and clapped. The bubble popped and he fell back into the plant, which spat him out again. And of course, I clapped again. The cycle repeated. I did this several times. We were both cracking up.

2) Champanzee, Chumpanzee - Same time. Same friend. Same controller. Just a different game: Donkey Konga.

Once a drumming session is finished in this game in amultiplayer mode, it will show who won and who lost: The winner appears on top with a picture of DK flexing his biceps, with the words "Top banana!" on it. The bottom screen is for the loser, which shows Diddy Kong, with the message: "Chump."

Sense this game was about monkeys and I kept losing (I had to use the standard GCN controller, which has really bad control settings for this game.), I decided I'd change that into "Chumpanzee"--a chump and a pansy combined. Later I thought up "Champanzee", which means "the champion of all the pansies".

3) "I'm the Top Banana...DON'T EAT ME!" - As I said, Ray kept beating me at the game due to the controller I was using, so he kept getting "Top Banana". Later he thought up this phrase.

Well, my mom until very recently was employed as a librarian. During the summer, she volunteers me to help with the summer reading program (notice what is wrong with this sentence - she volunteers me?? Call me crazy, but I'm not entirely sure that makes sense). Anyway, all us teen volunteers got t-shirts and nametags, which we were required to wear while volunteering (though it wasn't strictly enforced). Most of the volunteers stored their name tags in a drawer at the library, so they wouldn't lose them or forget them at home...anyway, there was one tag in the drawer that filled all who saw it with wondernment and curiousity. The name on it was "Sean". "Sean". Quotation marks and everything. And much of the summer was spent wondering, why did Sean, whoever he was, have quote marks on his name tag? No one knew - no one even knew who Sean was. The madness of the quote-mark "Sean" inspired other strange happenings that summer, such as a couple of the volunteers drawing quotation marks on their own name tags in a show of solidarity with "Sean" (whoever he was), and a family of whippoorwills (them's birds) living in a nearby field being named Sean, Shauna, and Seananne (I named Seananne - how'dja guess? - sort of after a character in Peanuts named Royanne)...
Well, anyway. This story has to end sometime. One of the thingies that the library was doing to teach the childrens to read was a few days where the kids could come in a read to a golden retriever. At some point, I got a hold of the flyer advertising this event, and lo and behold, there was the dog's name: "Sean". Quote marks 'n' all.
Anyway, we all eventually got a chance to meet "Sean" at the picnic party marking the end of the program. Nice dog. Anyway, that's the story of "Sean". And uh, I stole his nametag during the afterparty. So cool!
Anyway, we all knew who "Sean" was, but as for why he had quotations marks...? Well, who knows? You might say it's because he was a dog, but once again, why? The world may never know...

Oh. Wait.

"Sean" = 42 = licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop

Oh. Well. Okay. That explains everything!