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You want to hear a wierd dream. Well I had one where we were fishing for Whales. We caught a White Whale. We flippEd it up in the air and it landed in a giant bucket. Then I fell out of the boat. I grabbed hold of the boat. Then for some reason I weighed the boatt down and it sank. Oh and I also had a dream which involved this evil Binman who locked people up in his giant bin. In the end it shown me the inside of the bin. Two boxers were about to fight but a small comedian stopped them. I don't get it either but it was all the same dream. By the way that dream that the guy had sounded weird.

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Curiosity salted the snail.

Heh, all your dreams include giant containers for some reason. XD

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I only just noticed that. Also i've had a few involving hands and spiders. I had one where a Tarantula came out of a jar and on to me!

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Curiosity salted the snail.

I had three last night:

1. I was really drunk offa red wine, and I went to the Rocky Mountain Arsenal. There, I accidentally launched a nuclear missile at North Korea. I could see the blast, too. Orange-ish against a grey sky. Then I'm watching TV, and the news says "Pyongyang is in ruins today after a nuclear attack from an unknown source." And I'm just sitting there thinking "Oh...crap..."

2. I cut across Eastridge, the elementary school behind my house, on my way to school. I end up talking to some guy I kinda know, and I'm suddenly late for class. "7:20?!? Oh noes! I'm late for creative writing!"

3. Somehow I saw a buncha "new" Pokémon, but most of them ended up being these weird bodybuilder-muscle-monster-things. Yeah...I don't get it either. Don't get any of these, really.

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I had a dream I was in Oblivion last night.
Too much video games, I think.
XD

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Last night, I had a dream where I met the_chekt at a Six Flags. It went like this:

Me: Hey, you're the_chekt!
Him: Oh, yeah, you're Demented Worm, right?
Me: Yep.
Him: Cool.
(long silence)
Him: Well, bye.
Me: Seeya.

This is proof that I spend way too much time on here.

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I've had a few dreams like that. Meeting Teff and Ace and Jitka somewhere, like a amusement park, or something.
Usually it goes the same way as yours did, too.

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The weird thing was that it didn't even look like Six Flags. THERE WERE NO FREAKIN' RIDES OR ANYTHING! But I was soooo conviced that we were at Six Flags.

Also, in real life, it would've been really awkward, considering I'm 11 and he's 16.

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I just remembered that a couple nights ago I had this dream that I got a pink, fluffy, frilly, lacy blanket. I was like "huh, this is a girly blanket, but does look warm and it would be a good replacement for this one crappy, thin, ultra-lint-shedding blanket I have..." and then BTG was there for some reason and he made fun of me for considering using such a girly blanket. And I was just like "whatever man, I do what I want".

What the heck is all that supposed to mean?

Well for one it means I'm here way too much and this 2 week trip I'm taking is coming at the perfect time...

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OK. So.

Jimi Hendrix is on a plane. It crashes into a lake. I follow a guy who brings Jimi to shore. And suddenly we're on the top of a hill at my old elementary school, how it looked when I was in kindergarten. I see a friend from lunch walk up the hill. Then 2 people come up in a red car, and it's her parents. "Stay outta my dream!", I say. "I don't want any friends in my dreams!"

So then I start chasing other friends and people I know back towards my house. I wish I had a gun, so I suddenly have one and shoot a couple people. Then I wish it were an automatic. And it is. Therefore, because I was able to change the gun at will, that portion of the dream was lucid. So I had this weird feeling in my real-life legs, and I woke up.

Then a couple minutes later I had another dream where I was telling someone about the dream I had just had... o_O

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Hehehe, that sounds like me.

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I had a dream we could all just get a along.

I had a dream rapers would face the death penalty.

I had a dream Strong Sad would be happy.

I had a dream i died when a sniper shot me.

I had a dream.

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Uh.... No.

I have a dream where all my children will be judged not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character! MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMIN OF THE LORD! *crowd goes wild*

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Making fun of MLK= instant phail.

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

I just had to bring this thread back to talk about the dream I had last night.
It was one of the scariest dreams I have ever had. In it, my grandpa died. I love my grandpa very much, so of course, that brought me to tears during the dream. And then, later in the dream, my brother came down with a common cold. Because her dad had just passed away, my mom took it really seriously, and even took him to the hospital. They prescribed him with certain medicines, and told us that after taking the medicine, he must lie in bed for three hours. So, he took the medicine, and finally everything seemed to be going okay...until he had to go to the bathroom. We urged him to just go, even though he was in the bed, as it was more important to keep him alive. He just told us that doctors are stupid, and he got up and went to the bathroom. When he came back, he got back into the bed, and nothing happened for a couple of hours. Then, he began screaming, and eventually he had the same fate as my grandpa. And of course, since I love my brother so much, this brought me into great depression. The dream ended soon after, but I remember I did catch my brother's cold right after he died, so of course, my mom took crazy actions.
But then I woke up. It was one of the weirdest dreams I have ever had.

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Try this.

It is the most fun you'll ever have in your life. Its a real phenomena. I'll explain how it owkrs later, or you can justy google for it.

If any of you get a chance to watch the movie "waking life", please do.

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I had a dream. I was doing everything I would in a normal day, but there were floating potatoes everywhere.

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Lucid dreaming. WHY THE CRAP CAN'T I DO IT? I've tried everything.

The closest I ever came was in a dream- I was in this place like Dragon Roost Island in Zelda: Wind Waker, and I went into a room full of columns...I was apparently dead, and in some kind of afterlife. I punched myself to see if it was really a dream and I ACTUALLY FELT IT.
So much for that, then.

I've never realized I was in a dream in a dream, but after a dream (a really creepy one- it involved Lu BuXIky) I was in Gabbly talking about the dream with Lu. o_o

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Um...

Man, I can't remember ANY of my dreams anymore. WHATTHECRAPISWROOOONGWITHME?

Wah. I'll just look through this thread and see if there's any weird dreams that I had a long time ago I haven't told you guys about.

EDIT: Wow, I've barely posted anything in here... Time for me to whip out an old classic:

I was sitting in a room on a couch. I was watching this guy on TV. He was white and wearing sunglasses. And he was going, "Unh... unh... unh... unh..." over and over again, but I thought it was singing or music for some reason.

And then this other guy who looks just like the guy on TV who was wearing a business suit and sunglasses too came up to me and said, "He's not really singing."

I say, "What?"

And he says, "We're not really talking either."

I say, "What?"

And then he says, "This is all recorded on videotape."

I say, "WHAT???!!"

And then I woke up.

I was about 6 at the time, so for some reason I thought it was really scary instead of just plain weird. So I screamed and ran into my parents' bedroom.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

I sometimes get these nightmares that involve a glitch in a video game that basically turns it into some kinda tortuous experience. Most of them happen the same way: I get a nonexistant sequel to a popular video game series, and put it in my game system, which sometimes is real and sometimes is not. Following that, some problem happens, and this feeling of dread overcomes me. I decide to try and fix the problem, and nothing seems to work. Eventually, everything just starts to go weird, with characters' skin peeling off and stuff, and I can't quit playing the game. I usually try shutting it off and unplugging it, but nothing works. I pretty much just resign to it, and this horrible imagery is there until I wake up.

There have been some variations on this, though. When they first started happening, one of them was this game that wouldn't let me quit, but wasn't scary or anything, it was just a really bad game. I had one with a fake Mario Party one too, and when it got to the "try and fix the problem" part, I went all lucid, and woke myself up.

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I refuse to change my signature until sloganizer becomes a fad again.

Bwave: Do it all the time. I always go flying, and sometimes I go to visit forumers in my dreams. It's really fun. There'a a whole dream village I visit all the time when I go lucid. They know me there, and I even have an imaginary dream friend named Rupert.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Ok, for the record, I have the wierdest dreams ever known to man. I can't really put them into words and nobody can understand them. But they are disturbing.

Last night my dream involved me on a bus. And several of the girls that I find attractive were around me. I like that dream.
Then it switched. And I was presenting my speech...naked.
jibbly.

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Hehe, that's an unfortunate shift. Did you give that speech yet? You gotta say something about how it went in Random Thoughts if you did.

That reminds me.. everyone has naked dreams, but usually they dream of embarassing situations and stuff. I must be messed up somehow. Every time I have a naked dream I'm like "huh, fancy that... well anyway, back to the storyline" and no one else in the dream notices or says anything about it.

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Yeah, I gave it today. I got 97 points out of 100.


Yeah, that's just a little weird. It's weirder that no one even cares about it. Haha.

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I've actually never had a naked dream. Is that weird?

My naked dreams don't seem to involve me being totally naked, just topless. But probably TMI, huh?

Chekt, I'd contest your "weirdest dreams known to man" assessment, but I don't feel like digging up a bunch of my old dream posts. XD Have you ever had a dream, though, where you were being chased down by a government-sent Jamie Lee Curtis robot? I didn't think so. XD

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Most of my dreams I can't post here. Others are just impssiple to put to words.

Oh, I know the feeling. But although I love my weird dreams, my favorites are the ones that tell stories.

One of my favorite projects of mine actually started as a dream.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

No, that's probably a good thing.
Oh, and CT, about the topless thing, at least it's better than being completely naked, right?

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