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This is about the sig.

It has to be no more than. 100 pixels high and 500 pixles in width, 100x500.

Okay, fix'd.

Also, I recently had a dream that I was in the SV message board (another place I go to - if you go there too, look for the username "SonictheHoaxer", who is me). I was in a room that had Matt (the admin) in it. I asked him, "When does Sonic swear in the movie?" or something along those lines. (I was referring to the Sonic anime movie.) He said, "Near the beginning". (Note: Matt is from Australia, and he said this without an Aussie accent... very weird. Also, I have no idea where, exactly, Sonic swears in the movie, since my dream may be innacurate.) I started to leave, then woke up. Yep, that was my dream in its entirety.

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Way Too Much Of A Midna Fan

ForumRPG be's on hold.

That includes text as well.

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The PM has been sent, including a link to the rules. Place a little faith in your mods, kids.

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This is a dream I actually had more than a year ago, I just don't think I've posted it anywhere. Still the absolute weirdest dream I've ever had (and that's really, really saying something).

The weird thing about it was that, unlike practically every other dream I've had, neither I nor anyone else I know was in it at all, and it actually had a plot that made a bit of sense - the whole thing was more like a little movie playing in my head, with actors, scenes, and everything. It started with this woman walking along some train tracks in the woods late at night. All of a sudden there's this freaky laughter, and the woman falls down a random mine shaft or off a cliff or something, lands on some piece of machinery, and dies. The scene switches to show a crazy, disheveled old man standing where the woman fell from, looking down and laughing insanely.

"Cut" to a little girl's birthday party, her dad and brother are there. Suddenly, the crazy old man from before shows up. He's apparently the girl's uncle or whatever. He's carrying a really huge present, and just leaves it on the porch or in the yard and leaves. The little girl opens the present... and it's the dried up, mummified corpse of the dead woman. Only it's been lacquered and dressed up like a barbie doll now. For some reason the little girl totally buys it, and starts playing and dressing up this dead corpse just like a giant life sized doll.

Anyway, some more unimportant stuff happens, including the girl's dad telling a story of how his brother (the crazy uncle) got lost in a mine shaft as a kid and went insane because of it. Eventually the girl find outs the horrible truth when she accidentally snaps the doll's arm or leg off, revealing *dun dun DUUUNNN* human bone inside.

Not entirely sure what happened after that... but I do know the dream ended with the little girl and her brother going into this freaky mansion owned by the crazy uncle, presumably never to be seen again...

THE END. I should totally sell that to some movie studio, it'd make an awesome horror movie.

And don't even get me started on all the 2193409 other freaky dreams I've had. Like the one with the house made of... um... poo, and the one with the dancing fish monster that scared the crap out of me when I was three, and the one where Dorothy (from the Wizard of Oz) goes to prison for murder, and the one with the magical hamster eggs, and the one where I get lost in some freaky backwoods town populated by men in bear costumes and SCARY SCARY demon children with dogs' heads instead of hands and feet, and many many others I'm forgetting...

No, I don't take any interesting medication, why do you ask?

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Well, a few days ago I had a dream involving the forum.
I was living in a junky ol' trailer home. Joeyday appeared at my property for some reason.
I was kinda weirded out, "WTF, why are you here?".
Then all of a sudden, a bunch of forum members started to come out of no where.
They decided to have a party on my trailer lot.
At a point in the dream, some people tipped over my home.
I was like "GTFO MAH WHITE TRASH HOME, HRWIKI!"
And, I dunno, the dream blew up in an explosion, or something....
ZE END!

I've had a couple dreams where I'm on the forums, but it's never actually the forums. It's like...people. Sitting around and talking in some room. o.O

One of my weirdest dreams was like...an anime. It had a Miroku lookalike in it with a really weird name...Tsubashakailaruusomething- whatever it was, it took a long time to say and sounded vaguely Japanese- and some other people, mostly generic anime girls. One of them was named Lily. It started with all the anime people and I walking in this cave. There was a skeleton chained up to a wall and all of a sudden it just got out of the chains and such and I just said "Hey, Scott" like it was absolutely normal. o.O So we walked into this tiny little corner and Lily was gone...everyone was talking about avenging her death and such. Someone randomly said "They're burning the rest of the Valar in the garden" and everyone walked out of the corner and out into this field. And I woke up. >.<

How come every time you get a weird, interesting dream, you wake up halfway through?

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

Because you don't rember the complete, weird, interesting dreams you had earlier in the night.

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Actually, unless you wake up during REM sleep (i.e. during your dream, since we only dream during REM), you won't remember it at all.

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Last night I had another Sonic-related dream. It was in the style of the Sonic Advance 2 cutscenes - image of the cutscene on top, dialogue box on the bottom, and featured Sonic and Cream. Sonic was voiced by Ryan Drummond (the pre-4Kids swap VA) while Cream was voiced by someone new, who sounded oddly mature. On the first screen, Sonic was putting something into a Spaceman Spiff-esque (don't ask - Calvin and Hobbes), and Cream was standing beside him. Sonic was saying, "What are you doing here? Tails will be here soon. You'd better leave." Next screen - Cream and Sonic sitting on the spaceship's wing. Cream said something along the lines of, "I just want some action in my life, something like... like...." Sonic said, "Like this?" Next screen: Sonic creates an explosion out of nowhere while Cream looks on in awe and says, "Yeah, like that!". I woke up after that. (For some reason, that dream reminded me of the Baiten Kaitos GCN game. Oh, and by the way, GO CREAM!)

That same night, I dreamed I had an official Nintendo guide for some fictional Baiten Kaitos game for the GCN (no, I am not obsessed with Baiten Kaitos... the swears are everywhere!). I was reading through it, and it said "You shouldn't have this item unless *I forget*, which is pretty d**n straight." I was kind of confused that Nintendo would put a swear in their guidebook. After that, one of the pictures on that page moved, and I woke up. (Pointlessly pointless...)

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Way Too Much Of A Midna Fan

ForumRPG be's on hold.

I had a dream where I was the X-Man Beast and I was running around school jumping over crowds of people and kicking that stupid annoying kid in the face. It was a good dream.

Last night, I had a dream that a comet was heading straight for Earth, going to destroy it, and this family was trying to stop it. For some reason, the dream was sometimes seen through my eyes, sometimes done like a movie, and near the end seen as you would on a Sega Genesis. First off, the family built a catapault, presumably to fire something at the comet and destroy it. I looked up at the sky, which was red, and saw a large red meteor fall onto the ground, probably a few miles away from the family's house, and cause a minor earthquake. When it hit, some weird shapes appeared in the upper-right hand corner of my vision area. Suddenly, I teleported to the middle of a city full of screaming people. I looked up and saw the comet, which was on fire and looked to be from the NES. Then I was suddenly in the family's house, and we were looking around for magnetic stuff to attract the comet with (why we decided to do that, I have no idea). Then the Sega Genesis sideview came, and the family was standing next to this balance beam-esque thing made out of black metal bridging two gaps in the middle of a darkened Green Hill Zone with a red sky. Knuckles the Echidna, using an advance sprite, ran up holding a cruise ship (yes, a CRUISE SHIP) and said something about it being magnetic, then placed it on the metal bridge-thing. The comet came down and hit the ship, and Knuckles for some reason tipped the whole kit-and-kaboodle into the lake, at which point the Genesis sideview ended. Everybody (the people in the city included) gasped. Knuckles turned into Lilo from Lilo and Stitch, looked down at the water, then looked at the screen and said, "Hope you like fried fish!" or something of the sort. There was this musical flourish after that. The dream ended with Knuckles-turned-Lilo climbing into this spaceship with Stitch, going to "get revenge on whoever sent the comet" for some reason. I think they got out of the atmosphere before I woke up.

"It looks like a dream that Homsar might have." [/:marzi:, from my E-Mail show]

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Way Too Much Of A Midna Fan

ForumRPG be's on hold.

Woah. That makes my anime dream seem...slightly less weirder. O.o

Speaking of weirdness, you ever notice how, in dreams, people or signs usually say things that make no sense and you don't notice how strange it is until you wake up? Or at least in my dreams. x3

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Total yes. "Pretty d**n straight" and "Hope you like fried fish", anyone? Also, here's another, REALLY OLD weird dream.

I was only about 4 or 5 when I had this dream, and we were in our old, OLD house. I watched Spot (the dog) cartoons a lot back then, which may explain the reason behind this dream.

I was just lying in my bed, when the door opened. A HUGE version of Spot (we're talking as tall as the doorframe here) with glowing, angry white eyes walked on his hind legs into my room. "Spot! You're real!" was my response to this. After I said that, he killed me somehow (I forgot, maybe punching me in the gut... hard). After I was dead, the dream "cut" to this weird landscape. Giant Evil Spot was standing there, and it zoomed in on his forehead along with this low "dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun..." heartbeat music that always played back when I was killed by something evil in my dreams. After that I woke up.

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Way Too Much Of A Midna Fan

ForumRPG be's on hold.

O.O

Won't look at Spot the same way again.

My dreams have been depressing as of late. Like, people dying, things changing and stuff.

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boop boop beep boop bop

i had a dream. i was in a coffin.
not a nice dream.

Dude, coffins are sweet. They are warm, comfy and dark. They are great places to sleep.

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o.O

Anyway, I had a weird dream last night. Not as weird as that anime dream, but weird nonetheless. It was quite long for a dream.

It was somewhat like this:

I was in some room with a short-haired guy. The room was blue-tinted. There was a box of Nintendo 64 cartridges. I took one out- it was some Mario game. It wasn't a normal one...it had some weird name and the picture was of Mario on top of a building. Anyway, the guy said something like "Oh, there's a secret area in that!" Instead of playing it, I grabbed a knife, made a hole in a pillow, and put the cartridge in that. o.O

This part is a bit fuzzy, but I think we walked around for a while until we came to a door. Fuzziness ends here. We were in a stone room with a red purse in one of the corners and a shallow pool built into the ground. There was a little kid splashing around in it. I told her that we wanted the pool and she went out and just disappeared somehow. I got into the pool and started swimming in it a lot. I did this forever, or at least it seemed like it. Eventually the room started to fade into black, and just before everything went totally black I heard someone singing.

Anyway, I found myself on a beach. I was leaning against a small cliff- maybe five feet- and looking out onto the sea (this was in third person unlike the rest of my dream). The sea stretched as far as the eye could see, and the sky was a clear blue. The beach I was on was sandy, but on top of the cliffs there was lush green grass and trees. Some birds flew by in the distance. The only sound was the sound of tiny waves and a faint song, barely audible. It was very beautiful. Absolute paradise. I had reached the "secret area", except it wasn't in a video game, it was in real life. I noticed the guy wasn't there, but I didn't worry about it. I just sat there for a while.

Suddenly (back in first person) I was yanked out of the "secret world" abruptly. I was being pulled back by an invisible hand- everything was a blur. I was back in the blue room with the pillow. The guy still wasn't there. The pillow had been stitched up and I couldn't cut it open with a knife. When I tried to unstich it, someone said "It would be wise not to mess with things you don't understand" or something along those lines. I yelled something back at it...and I forget the rest. :/

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what an awesome dream.....

well, i had that tooth dream. but, when the fell out, i got two bucks for each one.

I had a dream years back that I remembered just yesterday.

I (or what was suppossed to be me) had longish black hair, a flowing red scarf *covered my mouth and nose* eyes were soid white, no pupils, pretty tall and had huge claws.

I spent most of the time jumping off the roofs of houses in a town inside a wall and turrets were shooting at me, I leapt off one and ripped the turret apart and there was a door next to it *it was locked and for some reason I didn't rip it apart*, Then I screamed in pain as a ghost (that looks like the actual me) flew through the door and opened it, for me, I reentered the demon body, went in and started killing all these soldiers and I can't remember anymore...IT WAS AWESOME!

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Last night, I dreamed I was getting prank calls from Dennis Hastert and Nancy Pelosi.. No more C-Span for me..

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

I had this weird dream last night. I can only remember parts of it though. There was the toy robot thing that everyone hated, except for me (I loved it). Then my dad smashed it and I got really mad at him. Then something else happened. I have no clue what it was, but it happened. Then I was in a dark room with some of my friends. We were feeling around on the wall, looking for the light switch. Then something attacked me, and I must have shouted or something, because some asked me if I was alright. I said, “I’m fine! It was just the tiger that was on Jeopardy*!” And then we found the light switch, and when we turned it on, we were in this high tech arcade type place. I had a creepy feeling that I had been there before.

*It might have been a cougar on wheel of fortune, I can’t remember.

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o_O...Jeopardy?!

I don't have a dream right now but knowing me, I will have a wierd one tonight.

I had an AWESOME dream last night. It was set up like a novel, or a movie. And it had a CONCLUSION. And I woke up AFTER it ended (well, after the conclusion). It had a bunch of different characters, scences and other crap. It made sleeping FUN.

Code J makes sleeping FUN!

I had a recurring dream for a while where I was in an arena, having a duel to the death with some sort of badger...thing. The only thing was, I was unarmed and the badger's...coach-type guy shot me with some weird raygun thing that paralyzed my legs. And then the badger gnawed me to death, while I was screaming "YOU'RE CHEATING! YOU'RE CHEEEATING!" Oh, and my coach-type guy was an old friend of mine, who just stood there laughing as I got gnawed to death.

...yeah.

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This is a mere sample of the oddities of my mind:

Weird dream #3: I dreamt that my dad rented an anime movie called Bobsuke or something and it was about a fat frog or something. After watching it, my sister started hitting me on the head with chopsticks and then I suddenly got extremely fat!

Weird dream #2: I entered a contest where the winner would spend a day with P.O.D. Well, only the lead singer (Sonny) could get there, and at the time my house was being overflowed by toilet water from a clogged-up toilet, and my dad locked me and him in the bathroom for some reason. I decided to just ask weird questions and play Super Mario Bros. until we were rescued.

Weird dream #1: My mom took me to a world music fest/picnic and there was a Cheetoh making contest. The winner was Great Jason (a DJ). He had everyone taste-test his Cheetohs, and I was put on air trying them, and I was dressed like a nerd at the time so I wasn't happy about it. And then a cute Japanese girl drug me off to her jewelry shop, and I was planning on buying earrings so I would have an excuse to get my ears pierced, but the girl left to the mall before I could make a purchase.

I can't believe I shared my crappy dreams.

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Oh yeah, I just remembered: I had another recurring dream where I was in a pistol duel with a hilbilly. I started dodging his bullets, Matrix-style, and I put my gun to his head, when I realized it was a popgun! Then the hilbilly pulled out another gun and shot me.

I have really weird dreams....

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These aren't weird dreams, but I want to mention them, anyway. I keep having dreams about driving. It's only a year until then, but the waiting is killing me! Just the other night, my dream actually made some sense. I was driving somewhere, but I must've had my learner's permit, because my dad was in the car with me. Yeah. I'm obsessed.

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I hate you people. Just kidding. You know I love you. I'm not allowed to drive for over 2 years, and I'm about to turn 15.

A guy from school dreamed that all the teachers in school were his relatives. it was funny, apparently.

What did I dream, you ask? Well, it involved that awesome event at school.

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