Coffee and other food aversions

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:02 pm

Agent Josh wrote:

Count me in. Hush a bush push megatron.

Sure, anyone else want in?

ramrod · **Posted:** Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:54 pm

Couint me in. Anything to see a drunken IJ! Make sure he bets his pants on something as well.

PizzaTrophy · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:47 am

Weird combo - my sister used to eat Vegemite and lettuce sandwiches... bleugh.

JTTC, pumpkin seeds rock! Crunchy, salty and good for the bowels!

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:27 am

PizzaTrophy wrote:

good for the bowels!

It's good for Bowling? Maybe I should try that....

InterruptorJones · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:35 am

PizzaTrophy wrote:

JTTC, pumpkin seeds rock! Crunchy, salty and good for the bowels!

I'm gonna add that to the "things I didn't need to know about PizzaTrophy's bowels" list. :eek:

StrongRad · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:04 am

Hey, if IJ's gonna be drunk, can I tag along? I need a drinking buddy.. I'll pay.

I actually tried some Poutine once... Made some up here at the house, just to see. It was, ummm, interesting. Cheese curds rock, gravy rocks, fries rock, and, yet, together, they were less than I expected. I'm not saying it was bad, just not quite as good as I expected. Cheese curds are awesome if you heat them in the microwave for a few seconds, just to get them warm.

Something that a lot of people have mentioned that they don't like is mustard. I love the stuff. It's awesome on pretzels. It's like the perfect snack, yet my girlfriend hates it (well, she hates mustard in general).

ModestlyHotGirl · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:25 pm

Okay, so lemme see if I've got this straight:

Seethroo is coming from Arizona, to pick up IJ in Iowa or wherever, then they'll stop in NY to get Ramrod and Tor, and somehow pick up Strong Rad wherever he lives.

IJ is going to get ridiculously drunk, and they're all somehow going to find their way to my place in the middle of the night. The buzzer at my apartment will ring, and when I pick it up, all's I'll hear is "It's me, Josh! And I brought all the forum guys! There's Jordan, and Franco, and Charles, and Wallace!" *sound of IJ barfing on my doorstep* "Let us in! Time for pooooteeeene! I can't get in! This door is LOCK'D!"
So I'll (idiotically) buzz them up, and IJ will pass out on the second-floor landing. The rest of the guys will leave him there, barge into my apartment, steal my Homestar poster, my new compy, and all my colourful Canadian money, and take off (eh?). They'll forget IJ on the landing and go back home. In the morning, I'll be trying to climb over the unconscious guy in order to go to work, and I'll hear him moan, "Argllbl?" I'll say, "Hey, who are you, eh?" And he'll reply, "Wikipedia knows..."

So it'll go something like that? Cool.

InterruptorJones · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:17 pm

Wow, this is going to be awexome.

...Argllbl?

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:21 pm

ModestlyHotGirl wrote:

They'll forget IJ on the landing and go back home.

Who siad that we would forget him? We're leaving him there with you so we can get him out of our hair. Or at least out of mine....along with some insects that my hair has recently captured and eatened.

StrongRad · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:59 pm

You forgot the part about us raiding your fridge. I doubt we'd leave IJ on the second floor landing. I'd carry him up the stairs and leave him in front of your neighbor's door. I've done that to one of my roommates before. It's great to see them wake up and try to use their key in the door.

AgentSeethroo · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:10 pm

I'll tie a string connecting IJ's hand to your doorknob, MHGirly. Then in the middle of the night, he can waken, in a drunken stupor, and easily find your door.

"Wow. A Str*urp*ing. Maybe it'll lead me to my love, what's-her-name."

"*urp*"

InterruptorJones · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:23 pm

StrongRad wrote:

I doubt we'd leave IJ on the second floor landing. I'd carry him up the stairs and leave him in front of your neighbor's door. I've done that to one of my roommates before. It's great to see them wake up and try to use their key in the door.

If this thread wasn't already so dangerously off-topic, I'd post a funny story in this vein. It's a college story, of course.

Anyway, you guys are hilarious. I've got my bags packed, where are you guys?

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:37 pm

InterruptorJones wrote:

Anyway, you guys are hilarious. I've got my bags packed, where are you guys?

See's gassing up the Winnebago.

But Yeah, I hate onions. Unless they'te covered in soy sauce, I can't stand hem. And what happens when I say "No onions" at BK? They give me onions, and no lettuce. Freaking idiots...yarr.....

ThatGoblin · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 6:24 pm

Me loveth thy onions!!

Even though they make my breath stink, I love them like a... greasy uncle?

Jitka · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:28 pm

I can't stand raw onions. I had a bad experience with some coleslaw once, and I've never been able to eat a raw onion since.

I do love those fried onion blossom things you can get at Applebee's or Fresno's, though.

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:04 pm

MHG wrote:

Seethroo is coming from Arizona, to pick up IJ in Iowa or wherever, then they'll stop in NY to get Ramrod and Tor, and somehow pick up Strong Rad wherever he lives.

IJ is going to get ridiculously drunk, and they're all somehow going to find their way to my place in the middle of the night. The buzzer at my apartment will ring, and when I pick it up, all's I'll hear is "It's me, Josh! And I brought all the forum guys! There's Jordan, and Franco, and Charles, and Wallace!" *sound of IJ barfing on my doorstep* "Let us in! Time for pooooteeeene! I can't get in! This door is LOCK'D!"
So I'll (idiotically) buzz them up, and IJ will pass out on the second-floor landing. The rest of the guys will leave him there, barge into my apartment, steal my Homestar poster, my new compy, and all my colourful Canadian money, and take off (eh?). They'll forget IJ on the landing and go back home. In the morning, I'll be trying to climb over the unconscious guy in order to go to work, and I'll hear him moan, "Argllbl?" I'll say, "Hey, who are you, eh?" And he'll reply, "Wikipedia knows..."

LOL! But you made one mistake, I do believe I stated that my name was Ben a few times. A drunken party bus eh? sounds aprettypretty good :mrgreen:

IJ wrote:

If this thread wasn't already so dangerously off-topic, I'd post a funny story in this vein. It's a college story, of course.

[chanting] Tell it! Tell it! Tell it![/chanting]

AgentSeethroo · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:06 pm

ramrod wrote:

InterruptorJones wrote:

Anyway, you guys are hilarious. I've got my bags packed, where are you guys?

See's gassing up the Winnebago.

Vroom vroom! SHOTGUN!!!

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:30 pm

dangit! I was going to call shotgun :((

. I guess I'll call the prime back seat then.

Mr. Sparkle · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:31 pm

I'm in on this if you feel like swingin' down to Illinois, you'll have to bring a fake ID because my old fake ID is lost.

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:15 am

Mr. Sparkle wrote:

I'm in on this if you feel like swingin' down to Illinois, you'll have to bring a fake ID because my old fake ID is lost.

Fake ID's are bad. You just need to find someone older than younthat looks like you.

But yeah, let me tell you this, I don't drink alcohol. Notbecause I don't like the taste. but I've seen my friends plasteresd a few times (Along with my car having to be cleaned out a few times) and I can say, it's no wrth it. Unless it involves IJ, then it's fun.

PizzaTrophy · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:17 am

Hmmm, maybe I shoulda kept my bowel info to myself.
Not just my bowels though, all bowels in general!

Wanna swing by Australia to pick me up? I need a good night out!

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:27 am

PizzaTrophy wrote:

Wanna swing by Australia to pick me up? I need a good night out!

I'll go...if the restraining order allows it.....

PizzaTrophy · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:37 am

Let me get my passport and my duty free alcoholic spirits!

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:41 am

I think that the "Get IJ drunk and have him meet MHG" might actually happen. That's the scary thing.

Mr. Sparkle · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:49 am

ramrod wrote:

Mr. Sparkle wrote:

I'm in on this if you feel like swingin' down to Illinois, you'll have to bring a fake ID because my old fake ID is lost.

Fake ID's are bad. You just need to find someone older than younthat looks like you.

I'm kidding.

ModestlyHotGirl · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:48 pm

ramrod wrote:

I think that the "Get IJ drunk and have him meet MHG" might actually happen. That's the scary thing.

You're telling me.

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:04 pm

You definately should be worried MHG, he's staying with you until he is no longer tipsy.

I've learned this recently; No matter what you cover it with, broccolli will still taste horrible. But alas, I still must eat it.

Jitka · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:02 pm

I disagree, steamed broccoli is yumptious.

Hey, can I get in on this? You can swing by my house on the way north, and I'll bring the camera.

AgentSeethroo · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:04 pm

ramrod wrote:

You definately should be worried MHG, he's staying with you until he is no longer tipsy.

And seeing as I'm gonna be intraveinously providing Jonesy with pure grain alcohol, he's gonna be there a while.

He likes animal crackers, so stock up.

InterruptorJones · **Posted:** Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:08 pm

AgentSeethroo wrote:

He likes animal crackers, so stock up.

ROFL.

This wouldn't be as funny if not for the fact that I haven't had animal crackers for probably a year, until Tuesday when on impulse bought a package from the vending machine. My favorite was the owl.

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