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FireBird · **Joined:** Mon Jan 10, 2005 2:58 am **Posts:** 1819

Naked_Lunch wrote:

Yeah, I like her hair. The way it un evenly flows from one side to the other.

Black to brown. I'll have to try that.

TOTPD. I'll have to try that. :eekdance:

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2005 8:58 pm

Naked_Lunch wrote:

Is this all you do with your spare time?

FireBird · **Joined:** Mon Jan 10, 2005 2:58 am **Posts:** 1819

Beyond the Grave wrote:

Naked_Lunch wrote:

Is this all you do with your spare time?

Who doesn't?

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:04 pm

I lech but not to that degree.

FireBird · **Joined:** Mon Jan 10, 2005 2:58 am **Posts:** 1819

Beyond the Grave wrote:

I lech but not to that degree.

I was joking. I never photoshop people's faces on to hot people's bodies. Sounds like fun, though.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:15 pm

'FireBird' wrote:

Beyond the Grave wrote:

I lech but not to that degree.

I was joking. I never photoshop people's faces on to hot people's bodies. Sounds like fun, though.

Okay we really need a sarcasm emoticons.

Naked_Lunch · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:18 pm

That's just practicing my Microsoft Paint skills. What I really do in my spare time is draw, write, play D&D, play computer games, plot the downfall of Interrupter Jones and other things I care not to discuss here.

Jitka · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:20 pm

Careful where you talk about things like IJ's downfall. He's got spies. He might kill you, and then Lech Wars will never be finished.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:27 pm

He won't kill you but he will banninate you.

Naked_Lunch · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:34 pm

He spies are weak and puny compared to my minions, 'cause everyone knows minions are ten times cooler than just plain old "spies".

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:36 pm

How about a guy with two big guns named Cerebus who carries his casket on his back and is dead?

Jitka · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:39 pm

Now that's just silly. Gungrave is irrelevant here.

Now, you may have minions, NL, but IJ also has henchmen AND underlings AND goons! The spies are just for reconaissance. I hope your minions can handle it.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:43 pm

no to mention the fact...IT"S INTERRUPTOR JONES...he's everywhere.

Naked_Lunch · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:43 pm

Pffh, he commands mere squads. I COMMAND ARMIES! A DARK RIVER OF MINION MASS CRAWLING ACROSS MIDDLE-EARTH! I have minions, followers, devotees, mugs, puggs, thugs, goons, buffoons, and leprechauns.

WORK ON STAR-LECH: QUEST FOR THE "R" RATING WILL RESUME SHORTLY! UNLESS THIS TOPIC IS LOCKED, WHICH I HAVE A FEELING WON'T BE THAT FAR OFF...

Jitka · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:47 pm

That's all well and good, but what exactly do you hope to accomplish with buffoons and leprechauns? What good will they do?

IJ's hordes of mindless cult-zombies will surely overwhelm your force quickly.

Mr. Sparkle · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2005 10:00 pm

Naked_Lunch wrote:

Prof. Tor Coolguy wrote:

girls and babelieans. I'll help with that if you are really interested in doing the aformentioned fanfic.

Actually I am. I think it'd be sweet. I already have a character list:

Jones "Interrupter" Skywalker - Young hero, living with his uncle on the rural planet Iowa 6
Didymus - Wizened old man and member of the order of the White Lech.
Professor Tor - Slick gambler, knee deep in alimony debts and has a bounty the size of the sun on his head.
Darth Lunch - Commander of the Black Lech faction, holding Princess Hillary hostage aboard his ship, the Semi-Obscure Literary Reference
Princess Hillary - Believed to be the holder of the balance between the Leches.
Ramrod - Lunch's side man, wanting to lech the galaxy in hopes of reaching 3rd base
Graves Minur - Ramrod's friend, secretly plotting his demise
Kanida Strong - Hillary's sister, works for the Black Lech
Queen C - Aging figurehead of the galaxy, supports neither Lech, but is being pressured by Lunch to join the evil.
Stu - Jones' uncle

The story begins when Jones stumbles upon Didymus out in the woods, chanting an odd mantra: Lech, Lech, Lech. He is mystified and asks the meaning of it, and Didymus tells of a story as old as time itslef: The Black Lech against the White Lech, evil and good, wrong and right. Didymus tells Jones that his father fought for the White, but was killed by the insidiuous Darth Lunch. Didymus then tells about the rebellion against the overseers of the galaxy, who support the Black Lech, and Jones heads off to join them, in hope of restoring his father's honor.

That's about all I got right now, any help or critizicism would be greatly appreciated!

I should be Darth Sparkle because I'm anti-lech.

Naked_Lunch · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2005 10:12 pm

Anti-Lech doesn't come until the sequel.
SPOILER
The queen is overthrown and Lord Sparkle takes power and starts to hunt all the lechers, good and bad a la Kotor2 or Episode 3.

Mr. Sparkle · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2005 10:14 pm

Naked_Lunch wrote:

Anti-Lech doesn't come until the sequel.
SPOILER
The queen is overthrown and Lord Sparkle takes power and starts to hunt all the lechers, good and bad a la Kotor2 or Episode 3.

Oh, good.

Naked_Lunch · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2005 10:17 pm

See, I have this all planned out.

ramrod · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2005 10:47 pm

Naked_Lunch wrote:

Actually I am. I think it'd be sweet. I already have a character list:
Ramrod - Lunch's side man, wanting to lech the galaxy in hopes of reaching 3rd base

Unfortunately, that's so true. Too bad I barely know anything about the War of the Stars.

Naked_Lunch · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2005 10:50 pm

Quote:

Unfortunately, that's so true. Too bad I barely know anything about the War of the Stars.

No harm done.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Sun Apr 10, 2005 11:29 pm

ramrod wrote:

Unfortunately, that's so true. Too bad I barely know anything about the War of the Stars.

You are a deprived child.

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:00 am

The Film wants to be in it! The Film wants to be in it!

Can I be a remake of Emperor Palpatine? Unless that's already taken?

"Emperor ExpFilm".

Yeah. Like that.

EDIT: 19 frickin' hundred posts!

YAAAAH!

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:02 am

BTG asks for Boba Fett if he is gonna be in it. Bounty Hunters are cool.

Jitka · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:03 am

Sorry, I already called Boba Fett, and you already have a part, I believe.

Naked_Lunch wrote:

Graves Minur - Ramrod's friend, secretly plotting his demise

I think that's you.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:50 am

Sweet. In the real Star Wars who would that make me.

ramrod · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:53 am

Beyond the Grave wrote:

BTG asks for Boba Fett if he is gonna be in it. Bounty Hunters are cool.

Talking in third person now, right?

JohnTheTinyCowboy wrote:

Sorry, I already called Boba Fett, and you already have a part, I believe.

Naked_Lunch wrote:

Graves Minur - Ramrod's friend, secretly plotting his demise

I think that's you.

That makes me feel all so good inside.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:58 am

Is MHG on that list cause you lech over her like nobody's buisness.

ramrod · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:00 am

Beyond the Grave wrote:

Is MHG on that list cause you lech over her like nobody's buisness.

She's Princess Hillary. Just look on the first page. But enough about this, this is about Avy's!

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:13 am

What the heck is leching anyway? :-S

I wanna be in your story!

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