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| Author: | The Noid [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:12 pm ] |
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Rocoramore wrote: Plz no more spoilers, kthx.
You don't have to look you know. |
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| Author: | Rocoramore [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:13 pm ] |
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The Noid wrote: Rocoramore wrote: Plz no more spoilers, kthx. You don't have to look you know. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:14 pm ] |
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Rocoramore wrote: The Noid wrote: Rocoramore wrote: Plz no more spoilers, kthx. You don't have to look you know. And those are true? |
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| Author: | Rocoramore [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:16 pm ] |
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The Noid wrote: Rocoramore wrote: The Noid wrote: Rocoramore wrote: Plz no more spoilers, kthx. You don't have to look you know. And those are true? |
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| Author: | Mr. Sparkle [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:18 pm ] |
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Who the hell is Burbage anyway? |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:19 pm ] |
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I don't have a clue. I don't even GET what he's saying. |
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| Author: | Mr. Sparkle [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:23 pm ] |
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The Noid wrote: I don't have a clue. So, from what I understand Rowling introduced a character and had them killed in the first 12 pages. I think this is a fake.
I don't even GET what he's saying. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:26 pm ] |
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Ya, that's way too many people. (I was talking about Teff but whatever) I, on the other hand, believe Karry in her two people. EXCEPT FOR THE DADA PART YOU LIAR KARIIA! I LEARNED HOW TO SPELL YOUR NAME FOR COLA'S SAKE! (dada = defense against dark arts) |
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| Author: | Kariia [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:50 pm ] |
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The Noid wrote: I, on the other hand, believe Karry in her two people. EXCEPT FOR THE DADA PART YOU LIAR KARIIA! I LEARNED HOW TO SPELL YOUR NAME FOR COLA'S SAKE!
Two people? More than 2 die. A lot more. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:57 pm ] |
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wtf my sources are rong |
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| Author: | homerstarrun70fireboy [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:59 pm ] |
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This is why I can't browse the Hrwfwf anymore. EDIT: That was a lame joke. |
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| Author: | HHFOV [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:09 pm ] |
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Here it is. Real scans of all the pages in the book. I'm just starting reading it myself. It's a .rar file, however, so you have to download an evaluation copy of WinRAR. Obviously authentic, because of the illustrations, font, and such. Before you try and denounce it, actually download the thing. I really don't see how it could be shopped this well. 'K, which one of you mods just edited the link. That doesn't roll with me. (lol jk jk no ban) |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:32 pm ] |
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'k, understand. nub |
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| Author: | The Experimental Film [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:42 pm ] |
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The Noid wrote: I don't have a clue. I don't even GET what he's saying. wut? u talkin about me? The Experimental Film wrote: Rubeus Hagrid
Filius Flitwick Severus Snape Albus Dumbledore Sirius Black Regulus Black Lucius Malfoy Cornelius Fudge Rufus Scrimgeour Remus Lupin Tiberius Ogden Seamus Finnegan Sturgis Podmore Dolores Umbridge Horace Slughorn etc., etc.
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| Author: | The Noid [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:43 pm ] |
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Not to mention Quirinus which is supposedly Quirrell's first name. |
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| Author: | sci-fi greg [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:51 pm ] |
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Cleverdan wrote: I'm happy that there's gonna be an epilogue. I wanna find out what happens to the characters later on.
The epilogue was actually written first. Even before she started the first book. She decided what was going to happen to the character when they grow up before she decided what was going to happen first. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:53 pm ] |
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She changed parts of it though so it really wasn't written all that much before. |
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| Author: | HHFOV [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:08 pm ] |
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The Noid wrote: You do know mods are going to take that away, right? It's already on various torrent sites and Rapidshare, and THEY haven't gotten sued, let alone a forum as small as us.
Nuthin' illegal on the forum else JoeyDay gets sued. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:09 pm ] |
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'k, understand. nubbs. |
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| Author: | furrykef [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:37 pm ] |
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HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote: The Noid wrote: You do know mods are going to take that away, right? It's already on various torrent sites and Rapidshare, and THEY haven't gotten sued, let alone a forum as small as us.Nuthin' illegal on the forum else JoeyDay gets sued. Nothing illegal means nothing illegal. Let's keep it clean, all right?
- Kef |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:16 pm ] |
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So that one guy that apperantly dies 12 pages in, I think I can tell who he is. The first paragraph of the book got leaked and it involves Snape and some unnamed death eater. SNAPE KILLS EXPENDABLE DEATH EATER ZOMG |
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| Author: | HHFOV [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:19 pm ] |
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I have the full set of the book, so I can tell you who he is in a PM if you want. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:31 pm ] |
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nvm, I can wait and you weren't answering anyways. I doubt you're telling the truth too. |
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| Author: | Duecex2 [ Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:32 pm ] |
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Books are already out now. |
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| Author: | Sherlockrunner [ Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:38 pm ] |
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look now i don't mean to crash this thread, but you all did this with the Dane Cook thread. I hate Harry Potter Movies, the books are O.K. And the Snape thing is getting old. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:48 pm ] |
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Quote: Harry and Hermione are destined for each other
Created by otter snow on 21 July 2005 @ 8:08:00 PM We, the undersigned, hereby petition Joanne Kathleen Rowling, author of the Harry Potter book series, to immediately apologize for her remarks included in the interview conducted by Emerson of MuggleNet and Melissa of The Leaky Cauldron, in particular the following words: "Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione." In addition, we strongly DEMAND that Joanne Kathleen Rowling apologize for laughing at the term "delusional," as it was applied to the millions of Harry/Hermione shippers throughout the world. The interview in question can be found here: http://www.mugglenet.com/jkrinterview2.shtml We also petition Joanne Kathleen Rowling to rectify the situation in Book 7, clearing up any questions the few Ron/Hermione shippers (the truly "delusional" ones) floating around might have about the one true romantic relationship that matters in the Harry Potter books, that of Harry and Hermione. Otherwise, we have no choice but to ban Book 7 when it comes out. As the millions of Harry/Hermione shippers are the only "true" fans of the Harry Potter book series, this action will seriously affect books sales, and will undoubtedly force Bloomsbury and Scholastic to reconsider any future Harry Potter publications. lawl, since when was HermionexHarry hinted at/ever a good idea/Petition making websites not for complaining? |
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| Author: | Duecex2 [ Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:48 pm ] |
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I have no idea what's going on. We only did that to the Dane Cook thread because we should just have a general comedian thread instead. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:50 pm ] |
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some more funny shipping stuff: Quote: Ya know, come to think of it, people like Emerson were probably the kinda people that started slavery. I mean, think about it, they thought the slaves were animals, just because they had different colored skin.
Emerson thinks we're stupid and delusional for having different beliefs. Get the similarities here, people? Ah yes, I can hear the H/Hr's of yesteryear telling their great-great-great grandkids about the spiritual songs they used to sing. When Israel was in Egypt's Land, Let my people go! Opressed so hard they could not stand, Let my people go! Go down, Moses, Way down in Egypt's Land. Tell ol' Pharoah Emerson, Let my people go! Yes, those poor slaves. If only someone had told them that they could avoid the whippings, beatings, and rapings by simply turning off the computer and getting a life. Now, I'm not black, but boy, do I feel for the black people. If I lived in the 1800's, I wouldn't keep slaves, and if someone has a difference of opinion than me now, that's fine, believe what you want. You wouldn't keep slaves, but if someone else wanted to, that's fine because it's just a 'difference of opinion'?
Mega-roffle. |
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| Author: | Duecex2 [ Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:52 pm ] |
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I'm a LunaxNeville shipper myself. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:56 pm ] |
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I don't think that'd work out because Neville would still be creeped out by Luna. OF CORS YOU'RE LIKE IN LOVE WITH HER SO also, more "opression stuff" Quote: UnderYourSkin: If JKR tried to publish the HP series during the time of the Salem Witch Trials she probably would have found herself being hunted down like the rest of the ,supposed, witches. JKR'S A COLD, UNFEELING AGELESS MONSTER!!!!!11 Quote: Anndee Granger: There isn't, but I can see where they were going with this...a different analogy would probably have been better. Maybe the religious persecution during Mary Tudor's reign, or the Salem Witch Hunt/Trials, the religous crusades, the wars in Bosnia etc. We harmonians are being "persecuted" for our differening viewpoints/perspectives. Oh yes - much more fitting analogies of H/Hr oppression! Shippers being burned at the stake! Mass genocide! Quote: lovesharry: Emerson could very well be scared that the H/Hr shippers are right about HP. He may be buddies with JKR but I'm sure she will NOTshare anything about book 7 with him. And yes, book 7 is still this huge literary enigma. Nobody but JKR knows the outcome. So, I think we are back to square one (before HBP) and the question again is - Will it be R/Hr or H/Hr? Since Harry did break off his relationship with Ginny in HBP, then I believe Ginny is no longer a part of the romance triangle. Um, dude, did you even read book 6? Or the interview? Or seen Spider-Man? Quote: This next one by "Redemption" is a gift to me from God - this kind of insanity doesn't come my way very often. The first part of the tirade contained the usual stuff about me being the spawn of satan, so I'll spare you and move straight to the good stuff. This is a long one, so if you just want a tree-tops review, read the bolded text and skip the rest. Thanks to sabinelagrande for the icon.
JKR sold the movie- and merchandise-rights of HP to [Warner Bros., which is owned by] AOLTimewarner, so everytime you and I paid money to see a HP-movie in cinemas and everytime someone bought HP-merchandise we have supported forced abortions in China. That's right, kids... Meh, now you ask yourself what the crazy tin-foil-hat conspiracy nutcases are talking about now. Can I ask you a question, deary? Are you wearing anything silver and shiny on your head right now? This man: http://www.frostwald.de/turner.bmp is Ted Turner, media super-mogul and vice-chairman of TimeWarner until 2003. He gave 1 billion$ to the U.N. in order to support a global "de-population policy". Turner’s gift, it turns out, is not as generous as described in media reports. An amount of up to $1 billion will be donated in the form of Time-Warner stock in ten annual installments. The cost to Turner could be significantly less than $1 billion if he takes advantage of tax write-offs, tax deductions and ways to avoid estate taxes. Amazingly, USA Today claims "Turner, or at least his heirs, could end up $100 million richer because he’s giving a billion away." Turner has a long history of support for population control activities. Turner and wife Jane Fonda served as "Goodwill Ambassadors" for UNFPA. Fonda now leads a Georgia campaign against teen pregnancy, partly funded by a private condom maker. JANE FONDA IS AGAINST TEENAGERS HAVING SEX AND GETTING PREGNANT! OMG! I'm never buying another one of her workout videos again! According to Nicholas Eberstadt, a population expert with the American Enterprise Institute in Washington, D.C., Turner is on record in favor of a radical policy that Eberstadt calls "de-population." As recently as last month, the father of five children called for a worldwide one-child-per-family policy to reduce the world population. "We could do it in a very humane way, if everybody adopted a one-child policy for 100 years," Turner told participants at the annual meeting of the National Family Planning and Reproductive Health Association in Washington, D.C. Once honored as "Humanist of the Year" by the American Humanist Association, Turner’s stridency on population control has earned him a reputation as an anti-Christian bigot. In remarks last October to the Society of Environmental Journalists, he complained that the Judeo-Christian tradition emphasizes "dominion over everything" and "increase and multiply." Turner once told a Dallas Morning News reporter that Christianity is "a religion for losers" and "I don’t want anybody [i.e., Jesus Christ] to die for me." Wirth also is no stranger to population control efforts. In addition to his Planned Parenthood work in Colorado, Wirth led the State Depart-ment’s defense of a Clinton administration decision to deport several Chinese women who sought asylum in the U.S. to avoid forced abortion and sterilization in their native country. At the urging of Rep. Chris Smith (R-NJ), chairman of the House Subcommittee on International Operations and Human Rights, Congress has cut off federal funds for UNFPA because the agency has been accused of compliance with the brutal Chinese population control program of one-child-per-family. Congressional hearings have disclosed that the Chinese government has forced many women to have abortions when they exceeded their one-child limit. Some women have testified that they were physically assaulted and forced to undergo abortions when they tried to carry a second child to term. In some cases, baby girls were allegedly abandoned or starved to death in government-run orphanages because of China’s cultural preference for male children. http://www.apfn.org/apfn/turner.htm So you see: There is more than enough reason to dislike JKR and the whole HP-industry. Emerson and Melissa are obviously part of this industry . Alas. Exposed.
Good lord Harry Potter fans can have their moments. |
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