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Heres one that really bugged me.

I had a Tenuous shot, so my right arm hurt for 3 days. But the day was Friday, the day of the week when I have a guitar lesson. So when I walk in to school, I have to carry a guitar, and put it in this room when I walk through the front doors. Unfortunately for me, I also carry my laptop on a daily basis. And that goes for my backpack, too. So get this, I'm carrying my laptop, my guitar, and my stuffed backpack up some stairs and through this door. Sounds hard, right? Especially with a Tenuous shot.

Just to push the difficulty to the edge, I was also late. And when I'm late, I have to run. Plus the room where I keep my guitar is locked. Wow. So I have to carry a filled backpack, a laptop, and a guitar to my class so I'm not marked as absent on the attendance sheet. While I was running, I noticed that I forgot to wear a belt, and my pants were slightly falling off. Man, could this task get any worse. Then I thought, "What class do I have?"

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Out of all my classes, my first period was Social Studies. Why is that bad? Because my social studies room is at the end of the freakin hall way. Not to mention the middle school.

So let's go over that, shall we?

I was carrying A backpack, a Laptop, and a Guitar.
My arm was sore from a Tenuous Shot.
I was late.
My pants were falling off.
My class was at the end of the hallway.

Bottom line: I hate when the planets line up just so they can point and laugh at your pain.

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Tenuous shot? Definition: Thin, weak.

I think you meant "tetanus"...

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Spell Check on Word has failed me for the first time. Firefox spell check is worse.

Seriously, when I want to spell something right, Firefox sometimes gives the right spelling, but sometimes I have to switch to word and see how to really spell it. Sometimes I accidentally click "Add to dictionary" when seeing if it spelled it correctly. Great. Now it knows how to spell: Dialog (That's misspelled, yo).

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Today is late arrival day at school and I need to take a shower soon, but my older siblings keep on jumping in right as I try to.
Grr…I need to take one soon…

There's always the garden hose.

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That's vaguely disgusting. I don't think the neighbors will like that.

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power cuts.
finding fuses with a cigarette lighter sucks. especially when i'm in the middle of laptop repair.

um....i wish i had more tape. scotch tape. plum out of the stuff.

My locker door is jammed shut and I can't get it open. -_-

I keep my locker open and unlocked all year. I've yet to have anything stolen, ever.

Not sure how that's relevent to your door being jammed, just a fun fact.

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I have locker problems too. In 6th grade, I got the locker with pink graffiti and scribbles on it. Though it helped me remember what locker was mine, it was kinda annoying having it on my locker.

Now, I have the locker that is missing one of the locks/things on top and bottom that secures the door shut. It's very difficult closing it.

But the good news about the locker is the combination. All three numbers aren't far apart from each other. Very easy to remember.

But the worst thing is that all 3 years in middle school, I only had the lockers on the bottom. So I have to wait for the people on the top, and sometimes I'm attacked by unorganized books that slide out and hit me on the head.

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I had about $50 worth of Magic cards stolen from my locker in middle school. Erg. Memories.

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One time in 7th grade one of the deans searched my locker, including my violin case, because I apparently had a gun.

I didn't.

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Pet peeve: Not even having lockers. Seriously, eighth grade is mature enough to handle them. I know this because my fifth and sixth grade classes had lockers.

A violin gun? Man, he must have watching way too many mobster movies.

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Actually, some kids in my class thought that since I was a member of this radio station's club called the "Music Mafia", that I was actually in the real Mafia.

My family is Scottish...

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Music Mafia? Sounds... interesting...

My Peeve: Field Commander clinics. My arms hurt so bad right now. But I guess being field commander is cool enough to stick with.

So I know charities that looking for clothes mean well when they call me, but when I say "I'm sorry, we don't have a bag of clothes," I mean we. Don't ask if anyone else in the house has one! I referred to us as a collective! Thank you. Buh-bye.

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Japanese earworms.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD! >:U

You never know. They might think you're using the Victorian "we."

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

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We are not amused, Einoo.

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I would like to point out that when I was in middle school Ice Ages and Chronicles had just come out. We didn't have no Phage the Untouchable.

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Ya, I kind of figured... I was trying to think of a hotty and decided to settle on her.

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THIS. THING.

Anyone else having trouble with ImagaShack right now? I can't even get logged on for some reason.

EDIT: It seems to be working now.

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My peeve is when the forum decides to not work for hours on end.

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If there's anything I can't stand it's people who let their kids run wild in public. A close second is jerks who don't hold the elevator when they see you coming.

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Shameless Flogging Molly fan

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"The next worst word you can couple with the word fan is, you guessed it, the word FICTION."-Strong Bad, "fan club"

yes, i do hate that.
my mom was telling me a story yesterday. she was in the elevator, from the top floor, going down, it stops at floor 7 and two men get in. at the fifth floor, an immensely fat woman gets in and the light flashed saying 'weight limit'. the fat lady said nothing and didn't move. "oh well", says one man, heading for the stairs. it's still to heavy. "oh well", says the other man, heading for the stairs. the elevator started working again.

I hate Heelys, I want to clothesline those kids when they roll by me.