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Dormar... Why are you advertising for mesh factory? You know that kinda thing is generally frowned upon here, right?

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Maybe I should have posted that in shameless self promotions then....

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i wish we had those mailboxes.


i'm sick of my bike. the brakes don't work, it doesn't go up hills, and the seat is too high. every time i ride it, i whack my knee on handlebar. dad has the only set of allen keys. but, he can't seem to tell the difference between a BMX bike and a mountain bike. he thinks the seat it too low.
he's always trying to put useless accessories on it. eg a carrier, a kick stand, all sorts of crap. and when i had just got it, he was teaching me to ride it (despite the fact i already knew how.)
"okay, now click the switch to 3!"
"i don't have gears!"
"yes you do! it's on the left side!"
so, i touch the bell
"yes! now, pull that!"
"no, not the bell, i said the gear!"

I was just thinking the same thing. What's the use of a ripped-off mailbox flag? Is the person going to sell it on eBay?

"ACTUAL FLAG FROM DORMAR'S MAILBOX. REEL CHEEP. YOU BUY NOW!"

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That reminds me of an epissode of the SImpsons when Lisa was in a telephoen booth and some crazy later started rubbing an octopus on the side of it, yelling "You buy it, you buy it!"

It was probably a kid who didn't know better or a jerk who wanted to be... well, a jerk. The flags aren't really needed, though, I don't have one on my mailbox.

My pet peeve is: everything.

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Pfft. I don't have a mailbox and I'm just fine.

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If I see it on eBay, I'll call the cops.

But aside from that, what would be the use? Does the guy collect them or something? Because that'd be just plain weird.

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Why oh why did Arrested Development have to go off the air just I as I started to get into it?

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Because Fox is dumb. But luckily they'll be DVD's. And who knows, it might come back. Look at Family Guy.

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Waiting for the Wii to come out.

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I hate how some people who hate Green Day say that they aren't punk. And then some people say Billie Joe's songs are really easy to play. PUNK songs are EASY TO PLAY! Usually they only feature three chords in the entire song. And his early songs had guitar solos, so there!

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

There are DVD's. (I have the first season, I ordered the second season, the third season has just come out, I believe.) But I want it to continue, and the creator will only stay with it if the show keeps going on Fox...

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The people who use caps lock ALL THE TIME. <-- Unlike that.

Like StrongRad, lol!


...No, that's not funny.

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Yes it is!!

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

OK guys....we're getting a bit off topic now. I'll just go to Lowes and get a new one.

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Last thing

Whew, I'm glad you thought it was. I thought I might have gone over the line there.

Anyway, a current peeve I have is having scrapes and bruises, and not knowing where the crap they came from.

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I have two commercial related pet peeves.

1. That "male enhancement" commercial. Can that ad be anymore annoying??

2. All those game design ads."Do you want a career making games for some stupid company that couldn't make a good game if it them on the butt? Then join Dubwy University today, and play a crappy demo of Flatout and Empire Earth II. Hurray!" When will they stop??!! I DON'T WANT A CAREER IN GAME DESIGN!!! ARGLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBL!!!!!!!!!

[/rant]

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I've just gotta tighten the graphics in level three...

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WRONG!

**world destruction**

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Chill Lex, or I am going to have to go Superman on you.

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It's Ridge Racer. Riiiiidge Raaaaaacer!


My peeve is the fact that we were short four people today at work. I thought it would be a slow day because of the Fair that's in town but nooo.....people still want their fish.

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Crap, you finally realized I've been sneaking into your house at night and hitting you with a baseball bat. I thought you'd never notice! D:

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This. They act like dogs are objects!

Augh. So my mom and friends wanted to go to see Step Up yesterday (ugh). I wanted to see something else, and my mom said I was allowed to see Snakes on a Plane (I had previously not been able to watch movies rated R). I called up my friend to see if he wanted to see it, and he was thinking. And then our parents talked, and I found out something I didn't know. A person 21 or older has to be in the theater with the person in an R rated movie. Our parents didn't want to see it, but my friend reluctantly agreed to see step up. I saw it too though.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

21? I thought it was 17.

Car horns.

Like when you're riding your bike, and someone thinks it would be nice to honk their horn at you to make sure you know they're there, and you freak out because you think you're swerving into their path or something so you overcorrect and have to re-overcorrect and almost swerve into their path for real. Same with when they're right behind you and feel like honking at their friends on the sidewalk near you or something.

Or these people who come to get my neighbors in the middle of the night and just honk and honk and honk. Get out of your car and go up to the door. Say to the person "look, idiot, you just made my lazy [butt] inconvenience myself and get out of my car. what's taking you so long" Don't wake up the whole world just because you're lazy.

Horns shouldn't be allowed to function unless

Your brakes are being slammed on while moving
You're swerving wildly while moving

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ATTN: LOWER BOARD USERS HAVE MOVED TO ANOTHER FORUM. COME JOIN THE FUN!

Peeve: Businesses who call the house asking for Mom.

If she's your client, shouldn't you know she's not LIVING here at the time?

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My peeve right now is my dog (Sorry Ninti). My dog has left three "presents" in two days. We let her out all the time, at least once an hour. I let her out today at 9, and she came right back in. I tried to let her out again, but she didn;t want to go. Now I just discovered that she left a few presents for me. I'm not sure if it's because of her age or what, but it's getting annoying.

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