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I've probably mentioned this one before, but it's come up twice in the last few days: lightening. And no, I don't mean the big flashes of light during thunderstorms, because that's lightning! There's no "e" in lightning, unless you're referring to the present tense of the verb lighten! ARGLBLBLFBLBLM!

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Oh, my boss doesn't know about that yet. My coworker was supposed to call him today, but I doubt it'll happen. Apperently I'm the messenger boy. But, overall, I'm not too mad. I need the extra hours anyways. But the thing is that where I work and where you work are two totally different places. At my place we have 15 or so people working there, tops. You guys at the Mart have that many cashiers on a slow day. Being one person short can really do us damage.

As for breaking his hand, well, he does owe me money.....

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Maybe you should go a break his hand that way he has a legit excuse.

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Hmm.......Where's my baseball bat?


*Kids, never use baseball bats for the breaking of any hands. It's illegal and can injure people. Use them for the kneecaps.

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Don't break the kneecaps. You can fix a hand, you can't fix kneecaps.

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That being the entire purpose. Either payment or a non-working knee. Take your pick.

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Peeve: The people in my program at school.

Almost all of them are really screwed up in the head. We have:

-the crazy goth girl, who's into all this wierd stuff, and is friends with people just until they realize how messed up she is.
-the Nova Scotian, who is a chronic liar, so bad you never know when he's being serious or not.
-the punk, with spiky hair, who is probably one of the most normal people in the program.
-the stoner twins, who go out and get high every chance they get.
-the perv, who only thinks about getting girls pregnant.
-the disco freak, who wears flashy white clothes all the time, and bobs his head when he walks.
-the cusser, who swears incessantly.
-the Sadist/Masochist. Need I say more?
-the convicted child molester. Again, need I say more?
-the Teacher's Assistant, who happens to be a Satanist.
-the lazy bum, who sleeps the entire day.
-the East Indian, who's funny, though he doesn't try to be. He's just wierd.
-the blonde, who likes to sleep around...
-the emo. Pretty self-explanatory.
-and me. The Christian. (Or bass-playing freakazoid with long curly hair who prefers to remain introverted, if you prefer)

Crazy. I should make a flash cartoon about how crazy my program is.

To be honest, among all the people on that list (with maybe one exception), the one I'd least like to hang out with is the one whose description of himself, in its entirety, is "the Christian."

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Well, what I meant was to define everyone in their most defining characteristic... I'm pretty generic, so that was the best thing I could think of... I didn't realize it would offend...

Welcome to college my friend. Enjoy the freaks and geeks.

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Oh, believe me, I find it quite interesting.

I always thought college is going to be good, because everyone else drops out of school, and the people there understand you, and so you ultimately get more friends, not just geeks.

Exept for ramen and rent.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Ahh, ramen, the staple of any collegians diet. Too bad it will give you a heart attack when you are 25.

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hrmm... those stoner twins sound fun.... Id liek to meet and challenge that teachers assistant.

What kind of program are you in???

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That sounds like my now former roommates. It just got to be too much for me. I haven't really hung out with them in nearly a month since I moved out.

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Peeve: I can't find any System of a Down songs on LimeWire. I can't find Chop Suey, BYOB, Sugar or any of their songs. I figured that since they are such an awesome and popular band that they would be on LimeWire. Oh well, I guess I will just throw on Toxicity and float away.

EDIT: I just restarted LimeWire and BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! there they are.

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I hate having privelages taken away from me. Because once they are, I want to rebel, and I refuse to do the right thing because that would be giving in, so I lose more and more things until I get to the point where I am lying on my bed screaming because everything is gone, there is nothing to do, and life isn't worth living.


Parents are great, aren't they?

And no, I don't have mental problems. Oddly.

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NOT A SIGNATURE!

Air line peanuts, they taste awful.

Gossip and talking behind people's backs.

I've been the victim of this recently, and it causes nothing but pain.

Please people, don't say something about someone else if you don't know that it's true.

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-Krista

I've been able to download all of Toxicity except "X" and all of Mesmerize except for "Question!"
You just need many patience... ness.
What I hate is when that Bill Clinton thing comes on.
Escuse my French but: "Bonjour!"
There, I had to say it.

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

Don't ya just hate people who claim they can't stand you, yet they seem unable to stop talking about you?
I've been the victim of gossip plenty of times. Some people are just really immature and stupid. Cheer up, though. You're among friends (or at least lesser enemies )
Personally, I don't like gossip. I don't have my life under control enough to begin caring about how other people live theirs in ways that have zero effect on me.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

I think that's happened to everyone here. It's one of those things that are unadvoidable....unless you're a hermit. Then you just start to think that the plants are talking back to you.

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Media Fundamentals.

I'd like to see you and the TA get in a fight. He's gotten really whiny lately, so it would be pretty funny...

New (old) peeve: People whose signatures are too big! Check your PMs!! Grah.

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Oh god, don't I know this crap. When I left my Jr. High and went to a private school, rumors started to come in of things that I had supposedly done when I was in 8th grade. I spent all of my Freshman and half of my Sophmore year clearing up these rumors.

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There are rumors about me that people I went to high school still spread. I graduated in 1999, and some of the rumors started when I was in 7th grade...
I almost find it funny that when I went home once, people were trying to spread the rumors to my fiance. She pretty much shut them down, asking them how pathetic their lives had to be if they were still talking about something that they'd started during Bill Clinton's FIRST term.
They said some smart remarks about her, she flipped them off, we left.
Don't you just love losers with no lives?

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Yeah, that sucks. Some kid started a rumor that I had caught a deadly disease. Some other kid came up to me at lunch and said, "I'm sorry you're going to die."

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I literally spat out my drink, and told her to use her common sense. ..."IF I WAS THAT SICK, I WOULD BE AT THE HOSPITAL. DUR."

And there was that OTHER time were everyone said I was held back a year... Bah.

Yes, Ninti, I guess you're going to have to deal with people like that. From your posts, I can tell that you are much, much, more intelligent than most girls your age. I've had to deal with the same thing, and I understand how hard it is to put up with.

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That's one of the reasons I now go to a private school far north of where I live. The people in my Jr. High were almost all jerks (except my friends) and spread rumors constantly. Not only is it a clean slate for me, but my new school is a lot better.

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PEEVE: This si gonna be hard to explain, but hear me out. When people see someone on TV or in a book who is ugly, they laugh and point. But if they see a person on TV or in a book who is horrendously ugly then they don't laugh, but they say that they feel sorry for them.

If someone is stupid, people point and laugh. If someone has a learning disablity they don't, but they say they feel sorry for the person.

I really don't see the difference. I say people should either make fun of ugly/stupid people or just don't, at all, preferrably the latter. It's kinda the same with whats going on in the Props thread. People normally make fun of clan for being annoying, but when they fid out it's becaus of ashburgers, or whatever, they stop. There is a boy on my street who throws dirt in peoples eyes and kicks them down low, ect, but everyone just lets it fly and it annoys me (mostly because he slammed into my back on a BMX once).

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