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Me, too. I always give it to my dog.

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I hate bad crust on pizza. It just ruins it all. Then some (omitted) has to come and say 'aren't you going to eat the crust?'

That's when the lightsaber comes out.

-DJ

Edit by MHG: Please don't use those words. And don't bother substituting anything else for 'em, either. Just don't use them.

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Yeah, Pizza crust for me has to be exactly between bread and rock hard to be perfect.

Yeah and we tolerate no bads words, even the ones they put on TV, except for "hell" but thats only if you use it as the location.

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Really? Aight, sorry. From now on, I will substitute that word with "axe".

-DJ

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Why don't you say butt, hind quarters, rump roast or any of the other 10 billions synonyms for butt.

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Because I find axe to be a more suitable substitute. Also, what if you're using butt to refer to a donkey? Is that along the lines of hell as the place?

-DJ

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Apperently you didn't catch my sarcasm, but anyways, Hell can be used in reference to the place, but that is the only way that hell can be used.

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Mmm.. apparently not.

And I know that about hell, I was just wondering if butt would be moderated the same way, only when refferring to a donkey.

-DJ

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Umm, I don't think so.

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Why are you worrying about all the language rules?
Seriously, man. Chill.

If you are in doubt as to whether or not a word is acceptable, don't use it. It's a good way to save yourself some trouble.


*edit: While I was posting that, Jones pretty much posted the same thing in the "question" thread. Scary.. He needs to get off my brain wave!*

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

I dislike people who are uninformed and attempt to give off the impression that they know something.

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Still I only feel alive when the vu’s flashing, bombs going off in my head

Oh you mean like George W. Bush.

Peeve: People who don't read the forum rules. Come on guys, they are posted in every section on the forum, they have been placed at the top of the page. They do this for a reason. Read them, you will survive on here longer.

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I hope Da Prez isn't trying to look like he's a genius.. He's failing miserably. He should just trot Jenna and Barbara out every now and then. Maybe send them my way..

*Applies paint to toasted bread*

Pet Peeve: Locals who can't drive.. People here curse all of the out of towners because "they can't drive", but the locals are the ones you see cutting across 4 lanes of traffic at 4:30 in the afternoon to hit an exit.. It's funny.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

OMIGOSH! That's the same thing, except they are the opposite! The are to gentle and need to be more aggressive drivers.

I mean, at a four way stop all the people stop and wait for every car to get to the stop, then they slowy ease there way through the intersection. Come on! You don't have to wait for everyone!

Then they stop in the middle of the highway when they see someone pulling out, and then have a fight on who get's to go ahead.,,, Sheeash.

Nutha Peeve: Getting sick... on a cute girl's birthday... who's party I was invited to...

Hey, there was a test at my school today(seriously) and I did GOOD on that test. But seriously, I really get annoyed when people don't know how to start up a certain program on a computer. Ennoys me. I also hate it when people think I'm weak, cuz' I'm skinny. They get it after school though. But even the people who see me beat other guys up think I'm weak.[/b]

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Argle.
Now the Pads definitely aren't going anywhere. They have no shot at winning one game, let alone three.
And now, as if anything could get worse, Peavy's hurt. Fractured his eighth and ninth ribs. So now, even if the Pads win a game to get to Game 4, Bochy will have to use a sub.
Great.

Well, there's always next year...

Aright, no more baseball peeves from me 'til next season.

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Hmm, that's weird. i have a test last Friday, and I did horribly on it. Seriously, I really hate those pop quizes...that the teacher tells you about a week in advance...

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Maybe studying would help?

Peeve: I hate the chairs in my school's computer room. They are the most uncomfortable chairs I will ever sit in.

3300 POSTS!

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Mmm...rump roast.

Peeve: Cold mornings. I have to wake up early for school (which is bad enough), and when I walk out to the car, or am waiting for the train, it's freakin' freezing. That's like cosmic overkill.

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I hate it when it's a cold morning, so I weat jeans and a hoodie, only for it to heat up in two hours, and I'm in the middle of class burning up.....yarr....

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Peeve: I have a turkey farm that is about 5 min from my house. Today, Mother Nature decided to have the wind blow over the turkey farm and carry the smell ALL THE WAY TO MY HOUSE. IT REEKS! I can't close my windows because my house will turn into a sauna, ARRRRRRRRRRGHBLBLBLBLBLBBLBLBL! I hope the wind changes soon.

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Fans. Lots and lots of fans. Oh, and Febreeze too. Those tow are a deadly combination.

You know what's worse than a cold morning, followed by a hot afternoon? A hot morning, followed by a cold afternoon. I hates it.

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You want a Pet Peeve? I'll give you a Pet Peeve.

It's a very rainy day in Pennsylvania today, and most of the Friday night football games were canceled. The people who didn't go to the games went to Pizza Hut. And where was I? Pizza Hut.

I was stuck answering the phones for two hours. People can be quite repetitive, you know. Every single call asked me whether or not we still had the buy one large pizza, get one medium for a quarter deal.

Look, people: If you saw a commercial for a deal at a restaurant, chances are pretty good that if you call the restaurant, they'll have the deal!

Buhh. I shouldn't complain. The money's good.

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beep beep I'm a Jeep

Here's a huge school-related peeve. Girls who use the excuse "Oh, just kidding," when they get an answer wrong.

THE ONLY THING YOU'RE KIDDING IS YOURSELF.

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Do people actually use that excuse? And does anyone fall for it?

Somehow, I can't imagine that happening at my school. Maybe because at my school, the girls never volunteer to answer questions.

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beep beep I'm a Jeep

No one falls for it, but I hear it all the time. Like everyday.

"Julie, what's the answer?"
"Uh, seven?"
"No..."
"Oh, I was just kidding,"

*Rips hair out*

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Yeah, that' can be annoying. They also use "Oh, I knew that, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Same annoyinity. (If it were a word)

Amazing, I don't seem to have that problem in my school. It must mean we're advanced or something.

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RIP Nathan "Buz" Buzdor

CORNY CHURCH SIGNS!

You know what I'm talking about. Churches that try to use stupid cliches and idiotic puns to try to attract visitors. Man I cannot STAND those things!

There's a church near my house that has a sign that reads, "If life hands you lemons, we have a recipe for lemonade." I SWEAR I freaking HATE that STUPID SIGN! More like, "If life hands you stupid cliches, we've got a recipe for stupid cliche-ade." I have been sorely tempted to dig up a couple of P's, I's, and E's and changing it to PIEMONADE!

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Wrong. They're not using it as an excuse, just trying to be cute.

Nothing to do with advanced-ness.

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