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ChickenLeg · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:49 pm

My Uncle Fred just called to cancel Thanksgiving for the second year in a row. I think I got a reason, but I could really hear what it was.

While now we're going to one of my dad's brothers instead of my mom's brother, Thanksgiving just isn't the same.

Duecex2 · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:50 pm

mah xboox came back!

ed 'lim' smilde · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:59 pm

this-guy wrote:

Why can we have ":[size=0]Smiley removal kit™[/size]("... but we can't have ":[size=0]Smiley removal kit™[/size](" ...

'Cause you can't have two emoticons with the same shortcut.

ChickenLeg · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:17 pm

Chekt wrote:

If you get some Nair, it will be a breeze. AND it'll last for at least a week.

I can show you pictures that this is WRONG!

this-guy · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:48 pm

ed 'lim' smilde wrote:

this-guy wrote:

Why can we have ":[size=0]Smiley removal kit™[/size]("... but we can't have ":[size=0]Smiley removal kit™[/size](" ...

'Cause you can't have two emoticons with the same shortcut.

ramrod · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:59 pm

Duecex2 wrote:

mah xboox came back!

Yay! Now I have something to smash!

Chekt · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:02 pm

Argh, my family always gets on me for not eating leftovers, and I find the whole idea of leftovers to my vile and vomitrocious. But my mom always makes enough food for 10 people, even though only 4 of us live at home, so we have a TON of leftovers, and isn't ever anything good either, it is always gross recipes from this evil cookbook she got a year ago. Like, the scent of these recipes make me want to retch, and don't even get me started on what they look like.

StrongRad · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:17 pm

Chekt wrote:

Argh, my family always gets on me for not eating leftovers, and I find the whole idea of leftovers to my vile and vomitrocious. But my mom always makes enough food for 10 people, even though only 4 of us live at home, so we have a TON of leftovers, and isn't ever anything good either, it is always gross recipes from this evil cookbook she got a year ago. Like, the scent of these recipes make me want to retch, and don't even get me started on what they look like.

When I read the first part of your post, I was thinking you were off your rocker.
Leftovers are totally FTW! Whether you're lazy, busy, or otherwise just don't have time to cook more than a couple times per week, leftovers are the only way to fly.

Of course, if your hatred comes from this cookbook, I say destroy it (or send it to me, depending on what it is).

What is this cookbook?

Chekt · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:24 pm

StrongRad wrote:

Chekt wrote:

Argh, my family always gets on me for not eating leftovers, and I find the whole idea of leftovers to my vile and vomitrocious. But my mom always makes enough food for 10 people, even though only 4 of us live at home, so we have a TON of leftovers, and isn't ever anything good either, it is always gross recipes from this evil cookbook she got a year ago. Like, the scent of these recipes make me want to retch, and don't even get me started on what they look like.

When I read the first part of your post, I was thinking you were off your rocker.
Leftovers are totally FTW! Whether you're lazy, busy, or otherwise just don't have time to cook more than a couple times per week, leftovers are the only way to fly.

Of course, if your hatred comes from this cookbook, I say destroy it (or send it to me, depending on what it is).

What is this cookbook?

I am pretty sure that this is it. I flipped through it, and there are SOME not horrible recepies, but my mom seems to only pick out the ones like Shepard's Pie and that Beefy Cabbage with Pineapple abomination.

On a side note, I should go shave.

StrongRad · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:28 pm

Chekt wrote:

StrongRad wrote:

Chekt wrote:

Argh, my family always gets on me for not eating leftovers, and I find the whole idea of leftovers to my vile and vomitrocious. But my mom always makes enough food for 10 people, even though only 4 of us live at home, so we have a TON of leftovers, and isn't ever anything good either, it is always gross recipes from this evil cookbook she got a year ago. Like, the scent of these recipes make me want to retch, and don't even get me started on what they look like.

When I read the first part of your post, I was thinking you were off your rocker.
Leftovers are totally FTW! Whether you're lazy, busy, or otherwise just don't have time to cook more than a couple times per week, leftovers are the only way to fly.

Of course, if your hatred comes from this cookbook, I say destroy it (or send it to me, depending on what it is).

What is this cookbook?

I am pretty sure that this is it. I flipped through it, and there are SOME not horrible recepies, but my mom seems to only pick out the ones like Shepard's Pie and that Beefy Cabbage with Pineapple abomination.

That sucks, dude.
That picture should be the first clue that it contains crappy recipes. It's probably got some section about how to "hide" veggies in your kids' favorite meals.

Replace is with a barbecue or cajun cookbook and you'll be a lot better off.

MikeMcG · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:45 pm

Boy, do I love cajun!

Didymus · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:46 pm

Yeah! Get one of those! Then rip the cover off that cook book, and put it over the other book! See how long it takes her to figure out what happened!

"Hey! This food tastes good! *GASP!!* Someone Must Have Switched My Cook Book!"

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:47 pm

Get her a George Foreman grill. Comes with a great cookbook for everything.

StrongRad · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:47 pm

Didymus wrote:

Yeah! Get one of those! Then rip the cover off that cook book, and put it over the other book! See how long it takes her to figure out what happened!

"Hey! This food tastes good! *GASP!!* Someone Must Have Switched My Cook Book!"

Yes. I have a Tony Chachere cookbook.
BEST WIN!

MikeMcG · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:52 pm

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Get her a George Foreman grill. Comes with a great cookbook for everything.

I had one of those. It melted itself.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:58 pm

MikeMcG wrote:

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Get her a George Foreman grill. Comes with a great cookbook for everything.

I had one of those. It melted itself.

The grill or the Cookbook?

extremejon09 · **Joined:** Mon May 10, 2004 10:28 pm **Posts:** 4675

Homework due Wedsday:

-3 papers on how to protect the environment in spanish.
-2 double-sided science worksheets
-A minimum two page page Book report
-A minimum one page book report
-Current events report on the middle east
-Around 50 math problems
-Wrap up my Webpage

FREAKIN EH

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:12 am

extremejon09 wrote:

Homework due Wedsday:

-3 papers on how to protect the environment in spanish.
-2 double-sided science worksheets
-A minimum two page page Book report
-A minimum one page book report
-Current events report on the middle east
-At least 50 math problems

FREAKIN EH

-Simple

-Easy

-What book?

-Which book?

-Just say that most muslims there a ticked off, and try to explain why by being racist and saying that their area of the world sucks.

-Beat up a nerd and steal his.

All very simple problems that can be easily fixed.

Dacheet15 · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:26 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

MikeMcG wrote:

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Get her a George Foreman grill. Comes with a great cookbook for everything.

I had one of those. It melted itself.

The grill or the Cookbook?

A COLA in his natural habitat. Take note of his sarcasm by wondering which one melted.

This my fellow forumers, is true comedy.

Ju Ju Master · **Joined:** Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:01 am **Posts:** 6245

Chekt wrote:

I flipped through it, and there are SOME not horrible recepies, but my mom seems to only pick out the ones like Shepard's Pie

But Shepard's Pie is awesome!

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:57 am

I hate the fact that my debit card hasnt come in after TWO MONTHS SINCE I GOT MY ACCOUNT OPEN.

I need to use my money, Why havent they sent it in? I NEED MY MONEY AT HAND EVERYDAY JUST IN CASE!

StrongRad · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:59 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

I hate the fact that my debit card hasnt come in after TWO MONTHS SINCE I GOT MY ACCOUNT OPEN.

I need to use my money, Why havent they sent it in? I NEED MY MONEY AT HAND EVERYDAY JUST IN CASE!

Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that... They sent it to me instead.
I'll send it to you when I replace the money I spent on pizza, beer, and microwave burritos.

Seriously, though. I'd call the bank. It shouldn't take them more than about a week to mail it to you.

The Noid · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:59 am

Somebody bombed my signature because it was so terrifying.

This will just make things worse. Before, Dwight would just be inside your room and stare at you until 3:15. Now he's probably gonna be rifiling through your stuff too.

Didymus · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:02 am

I don't see it, Noid. Maybe you should use Tinypic until Imageshack gets their freaking act together.

The Noid · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:03 am

Yeah, maybe...

CHOWDER IS ON, HOLY CRAP!

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:19 am

Didymus wrote:

I don't see it, Noid. Maybe you should use Tinypic until Imageshack gets their freaking act together.

Imageshack is the freakin best, and anyone who dissagrees is an HTML3.41 freak who lives in their mothers basement.

extremejon09 · **Joined:** Mon May 10, 2004 10:28 pm **Posts:** 4675

Photobucket?

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:22 am

extremejon09 wrote:

Photobucket?

A retard who puts nude pics of themselves online and gets said account hacked and they become another one of the exploited nameless teenaged girls you see on 420chan.

Rogue Leader · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:29 am

Great Expectations... Worst book ever?

Worst book ever.

I wish I could go back in time and MURDER CHARLES DICKENS.

Clever Danielle · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:33 am

Rogue Leader wrote:

I wish I could go back in time and MURDER CHARLES DICKENS.

I feel exactly the same way about Henry David Thoreau. That dude cast a black cloud over my summer.

I just finished Slaugherhouse-Five and now I'm casually reading a book of This I Believe essays. The latter is the reason I want to go into public radio when I grow up.

edit: hee, I thought this was the book thread for a second there. Well, the thought still stands.

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