Colorblind.

Bwahahahaha.

So, Colorblind by Counting Crows is probably the most amazing song I've ever listened to.

Although it's the only Counting Crows song I've ever heard, A Long December is really, really good. It was my favorite song when I was like 7, and it's the first favorite song I can remember having.

In a stream in the woods, there lived a fish who hated the water. He thought that being relegated to the water when land animals got to breathe fresh air and go wherever they wanted all the time was a curse. One day, a small woodland rabbit hopped up to the river and took a drink.The fish saw his chance for a new life and seized it.

“Hello,” said the fish. “I can’t help but noticing you are a land mammal.”

“I am,” replied the rabbit. “And you appear to be, of all things, a water creature.”

“I’ve always wondered what it is like to live on land. Could you tell me?”

“It’s hard,” the rabbit informed him. “There are always predators on the lookout for a small creature like me, and I can never find any safe refuge. It’s why I’ve always wondered what life is like in the ocean. Could you tell me?”

“It’s a bit of a bore after a while,” replied the fish. “I’d much rather live on land, like you.”

“Well...” said the rabbit hesitantly, “There’s no room for either of us where we are... Maybe we will be accepted if we just switched places and lived as though we had always lived that way.”

“Maybe you’re right,” the fish agreed. “You know what, sure, I’d love to try it!”

So the fish swam right out of the stream and hopped onto land, and the rabbit dived into the water.

Needless to say, soon enough both animals were out of air.

For both of them, the last thought they had before they asphyxiated was of their natural habitat.

Moral: The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Also, you need to breathe air to live. I mean, seriously.

guess what I just read that as?

That, Dewy. Color...certain word....forget it.

the N-word, okay?

Dewey, I love you.

OH I FREAKING GET IT NOW

I was wondering when that would happen...

Dewey, I love you.

Yeah....that's....great. Now would you please take that bucket offa your head?

I like chocolate milk. No, seriously, it's like $1.40 at the SAC for a liter or so of chocolate milk.

Do we even know what cola looks like without that thing?

Worse than I do.

I think I resent that remark, if I read it too fast.

Although it's the only Counting Crows song I've ever heard, A Long December is really, really good. It was my favorite song when I was like 7, and it's the first favorite song I can remember having.

Hey! Guess what I saw in your post! December and 7! My birthday!

chocolaye cake.

Ooh, new flavor!

Random thought: I still love it how you all ignore me.

Hey, it's what we do best, ya know?

New Topic: Bananas, yellow friends or crescant shaped menaces?

EDIT: Graah, simulpost, kinda, I still think those bananas are up to sumthin'