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Author:  buhubs [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:48 pm ]
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Shippinator Mandy wrote:
I'm making a pamphlet (sp?) in art class about how to kill vampires, any suggestions?


Be near garlic!
Carry a wooden stake!
And for gosh sake, don't look at Michael Jackson and give me another false alarm like that!
Author:  STupendous7 [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:49 pm ]
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Always have an angel protecting you! :p
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:52 pm ]
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Well, I have the first two steps now:

1. Obtain a wooden stake. In the event that you cannot find a wooden stake, a sharpened cross (or, if you’re Catholic, a crucifix), a clove of garlic, or a flashlight might suffice; however, a wooden stake is the only item that is guaranteed to work. It is unknown whether other religious items, such as Stars of David or burkas, will work, but it’s always worth a try.
2. Approach the vampire as stealthily as you can. Please note, however, that vampires have excellent eyesight and may well notice you, even if it’s night and you’re dressed as a ninja. Therefore, it is recommended that you dress up as something like a tree or a lightpost.

Thoughts?
Author:  buhubs [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:53 pm ]
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STupendous7 wrote:
Always have an angel protecting you! :p

Good thinking STu!
Vampires hate the tongue smiley
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p
There, that should keep the forum safe for a 'couple hours.
Author:  STupendous7 [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:55 pm ]
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Mandy, bushes are teh way to go.

buhubs, right on! More protection!! :p :p :p
Author:  buhubs [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:59 pm ]
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Shippinator Mandy wrote:
Well, I have the first two steps now:

1. Obtain a wooden stake. In the event that you cannot find a wooden stake, a sharpened cross (or, if you’re Catholic, a crucifix), a clove of garlic, or a flashlight might suffice; however, a wooden stake is the only item that is guaranteed to work. It is unknown whether other religious items, such as Stars of David or burkas, will work, but it’s always worth a try.
2. Approach the vampire as stealthily as you can. Please note, however, that vampires have excellent eyesight and may well notice you, even if it’s night and you’re dressed as a ninja. Therefore, it is recommended that you dress up as something like a tree or a lightpost.

Thoughts?

Be warned however, some disguises like a lightpost or tree might not always be proven to be comfortbale, for example, if you dress up as a hydrant, beware of the dogs.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:05 pm ]
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HOW TO KILL A VAMPIRE

1. Obtain a wooden stake. In the event that you cannot find a wooden stake, a sharpened cross (or, if you’re Catholic, a crucifix), a clove of garlic, or a flashlight might suffice; however, a wooden stake is the only item that is guaranteed to work. It is unknown whether other religious items, such as Stars of David or burkas, will work, but it’s always worth a try. If all else fails, kill someone that annoys you, such as an annoying neighbor or the president, and offer their corpse to the vampire.
2. Approach the vampire as stealthily as you can. Please note, however, that vampires have excellent eyesight and may well notice you, even if it’s night and you’re dressed as a ninja. Therefore, it is recommended that you dress up as something like a tree, a bush, or a lightpost.
3. Upon approaching the vampire, pull out your stake (or cross/crucifix/flashlight/garlic/Star of David/burka/dead body). Stab the vampire right through the chest. This should kill it, assuming you are using the stake; other methods are far less reliable, but can be used if you have nothing else to kill the vampire with.
4. If you kill the vampire, you should probably run; other vampires may try to attack you.
5. If you fail to kill the vampire, try again. If you get bitten, you will either die horribly or become a vampire yourself, so I suggest that you try your very best to kill it. If you can’t, run as fast as you can,
6. Upon returning home, be sure to make a blog post about the incident. People will love you for it.
7. ???
8. PROFIT!
Author:  buhubs [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:10 pm ]
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Where's the part where you run off and write a best-selling novel about the incident?

Even though it could just be a crazy, crazy acid trip.
Author:  Didymus [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:31 pm ]
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By the way, contrary to popular belief, direct sunlight does not always kill a bampire. In fact, Count Dracula is known to have walked around in broad daylight. However, sunlight does weaken all bampires, so you might still be able to use daylight to your advantage.
Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:35 pm ]
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So following your logic and the previous procedures, it'd be best to dress up as a lamp post, and instal one of those - simulated daylight bulbs in it, only expect have about a million of them?
Author:  ChickenLeg [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:27 pm ]
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You forgot to say that you should probably talk to the vampire a la Sims 2 if your items suck and can't run very well. Eventually, the talk will go on for so long that the sun will come up and the vampire will die.

Meh, worth a try.
Author:  Chekt [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:32 pm ]
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Shippinator Mandy wrote:
I'm making a pamphlet (sp?) in art class about how to kill vampires, any suggestions?
A hug.
Author:  Beardo [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:55 pm ]
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ChickenLeg wrote:
You forgot to say that you should probably talk to the vampire a la Sims 2 if your items suck and can't run very well. Eventually, the talk will go on for so long that the sun will come up and the vampire will die.

Meh, worth a try.


Put four tables around them if worse comes to worse.
Author:  ChickenLeg [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:23 pm ]
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Beardo wrote:
ChickenLeg wrote:
You forgot to say that you should probably talk to the vampire a la Sims 2 if your items suck and can't run very well. Eventually, the talk will go on for so long that the sun will come up and the vampire will die.

Meh, worth a try.


Put four tables around them if worse comes to worse.


Um...

I don't know what that means.


And you smell like pea soup!
Author:  ramrod [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:37 pm ]
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Shippinator Mandy wrote:
I'm making a pamphlet (sp?) in art class about how to kill vampires, any suggestions?
Anything regarding Bibles. I hear that a papercut from the Gospel of John is particularly deadly.
Author:  ChickenLeg [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:41 pm ]
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Hey guys! Look what I found! (scroll down some)
Author:  ramrod [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:45 pm ]
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ChickenLeg wrote:
Hey guys! Look what I found! (scroll down some)
Umm....I see some interesting things there, but what exactly are we looking for?
Author:  ChickenLeg [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:46 pm ]
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ramrod wrote:
ChickenLeg wrote:
Hey guys! Look what I found! (scroll down some)
Umm....I see some interesting things there, but what exactly are we looking for?


Super Mario World. Particulary a power up.
Author:  this-guy [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:50 pm ]
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ChickenLeg wrote:
Beardo wrote:
Put four tables around them if worse comes to worse.


Um...

I don't know what that means.


And you smell like pea soup!
It's a trap!


Image

Someone give me a facepalm. I'm prepared.

ChickenLeg wrote:
Super Mario World. Particulary a power up.
The giant coin or the raccoon leaf?
Author:  Chichindrich [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:56 pm ]
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You know you've broken physics again when your final answer for a stone's velocity dropped from a 50m cliff is negative.
Author:  ChickenLeg [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:01 pm ]
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this-guy wrote:
ChickenLeg wrote:
Super Mario World. Particulary a power up.
The giant coin or the raccoon leaf?


Raccoon leaf. And practically everything else SMW-related on there. Seriously. This is awesome. Now, if someone could find beta images of SMB1-3.

Chichindrich wrote:
You know you've broken physics again when your final answer for a stone's velocity dropped from a 50m cliff is negative.


OH POO-
Image
Author:  The Snork [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:03 pm ]
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I HIT MY HEAD ON THE TABLE

MY BRAIN HURTS
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:13 pm ]
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ramrod wrote:
Shippinator Mandy wrote:
I'm making a pamphlet (sp?) in art class about how to kill vampires, any suggestions?
Anything regarding Bibles. I hear that a papercut from the Gospel of John is particularly deadly.


It's surprisingly difficult to intentionally inflict a papercut.
Author:  ramrod [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:15 pm ]
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Shippinator Mandy wrote:
ramrod wrote:
Shippinator Mandy wrote:
I'm making a pamphlet (sp?) in art class about how to kill vampires, any suggestions?
Anything regarding Bibles. I hear that a papercut from the Gospel of John is particularly deadly.


It's surprisingly difficult to intentionally inflict a papercut.
Bible Paper Airplanes?
Author:  Didymus [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:16 pm ]
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Well, St. Paul does say that the Word of God is a sharp two-edged Sword of Truth.
Author:  StrongRad [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:17 pm ]
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Chichindrich wrote:
You know you've broken physics again when your final answer for a stone's velocity dropped from a 50m cliff is negative.

Nah, you just defined "positive" velocity wrong.
I think.
Either that, or you've got a superstone on your hands.
Author:  ChickenLeg [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:29 pm ]
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Magna Carta wrote:
I'm playing in a quintet now. This quintet is performing Schubert's Quintet in C Major (Op. 163).

Additionally, the school is performing a piece I wrote. October the 8th will be fun.


A piece YOU wrote?

Nachos for everyone!
Author:  ChickenLeg [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:36 pm ]
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I dunno. Nachos are pretty much accepted by most people. Those that don't can have the option of their chip flavor of choice.
Author:  buhubs [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:38 pm ]
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ChickenLeg wrote:
I dunno. Nachos are pretty much accepted by most people. Those that don't can have the option of their chip flavor of choice.

You mean like potato?!?

YAYZ!

I'm so happy right now! :rolleyes:
Author:  Chekt [ Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:49 am ]
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Some friends and I are going to go see Dragon Wars (possibly tommorrow) just for kicks and giggles.

What fun we'll have.
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