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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

I can't translate this one. The last one was easy though.

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NEW FEATURE!! Click my signature to go to my wiki page! All my wii codes are there.

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Meanwhile as The Faceless Evil closes in on the hapless, sleeping, populace...
Across town in a shanty one-bedroom, an old woman feeds her parakeet.

"now", not "new".

Bcs Hbrw's t gd fr vwls.

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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

Because Hebrew's ___________ vowels.

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NEW FEATURE!! Click my signature to go to my wiki page! All my wii codes are there.

I'd like to give the puzzle a try!
Is it "good for"?

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Y gt gld str.

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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

Too easy. Make a harder one.

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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

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and lulz were had.

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GDDMN SPLICRS

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Th frst rl f fght clb s y dn't tlk bt fght clb.
Th scnd rl f fght clb s y dn't tlk bt fght clb.
Whn smn ss stp, r gs lmp, vn f h's jst fking t, th fght s vr.
Nly tw gys t fght.
N fght t tm.
Thy fght wtht shrts r shs.
Th fghts g n s lng s thy hv t.
F ths s yr frst nght t fght clb, y hv t fght.

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TH OE TO PCH!

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LK MR BBBLS TS N NGL

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Well, we're all Funk. They're gonna fire up the Large Hadron Collider in a few days.

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Well, the end of the world WOULD settle the democratic presidential race.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Yeah, but would you rather have a tie or a cosmic meltdown?

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Cosmic meltdown could be cool.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

I have a theory about everything if it happens, though, let me begin:


Lets say the soul is a type of matter, and that heaven is a real physical place made of this unseen and unfelt and unknown matter. Now, Heaven is located at some point in the universe and all of the unknown matter, (Lets call it Godmatter for now), gets pulled towards it at inhuman and currently-physically impossible speeds. Now, lets say that when they turn on the Large Hadron Collider, "Godmatter" is created in a physical form that can be detected, traced, and located. Now, heres where everything branches off in three possible paths depending on what happens when the collider is turned on, and this Godmatter appears:

Scenario 1:

The matter is unstable and grows rapidly, surrounds the earth and effectively pulls it towards "Heaven." Now lets assume its worse than that, and a tear in the fabric around our section of the universe is created, and is pulled along with the Earth towards "Heaven." At the point in which they both collide, everything ceases to exist. No God, no Heaven, no Earth, no Universe, no place for souls to go, and no godmatter whatsoever. Nothing. All gone. In an instant due to the Godmatter's speed.

Scenario 2:

The same thing happens, except there is no tear in the universe or Black Hole. The travel time is near instantaneous, and the Godmatter gives off enough heat to keep the earth stable. We now reside in "Heaven" and all Athiests and non-religious people are ridiculed forever.

Scenario 3: The Godmatter is stable, and we learn to control it, effectively solving all energy problems we may face, and using it for space travel.

Now, theres another scenario that goes a little something like this:

WE'RE ALL FUNKING DEAD!

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Scenario 4: I rise from the ashes and become the ruler of this post-apocalyptic hell-on-earth you once called the United States of America

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He'll make all his decisions based on his in-depth knowledge of AP US History.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

One request. Should a DJ known as Doctor Don be killed in the apocalypse, see to it that he is re-animated.

Trust me. If you knew who he was, you'd already be making preparations for his re-animation.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Post-apocalyptic Acetatorship?
Vote YES on 43

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Glad to see you guys are all on board. So let's fire up that Large Hadron Collider

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Can we at LEAST have like a Mad Max style showdown to see if I get to rule instead? I mean come on, here, you can't just INSTALL him like that.

Survival o' th' fittest, friends. I gots the most nukes, I wins the most fights.

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The Acetatorship has been installed here for quite some time, Jitka. Rebellion is not an option. Join us, and everything will be allright.

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Ace Tater Ship

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The LHC hasn't even been activated yet, so how can you claim to have risen from the ashes if there are not any ashes to have risen from yet?



I DETECT AN ERROR IN YOUR LOGIC

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