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Ew.
Get this. Yesterday, my mom bought me these microwaveable Lasagna things, and I was supposed to eat it tonight. So, I poked holes in the plastic on the top like the directions said, and I left it on the counter for…1 minute. I came back and there were friggin' worms crawling on it! Like, 3 little Inch Worm/maggots crawling all over it! WTF?!

So, how much should I sue them for?

Y'know what sucks? Jerks, that's who. Instead of doing something silly, like giving them a stern talking-to or performing legal action, do the manly thing.

Invest in some weapons--it'll get you a long way. Make sure that before doing anything stupid to have at least two pistols, a sawed-off shotgun, a sniping rifle, several Molotov cocktails, a few hand grenades, and a couple flares to blind any witnesses. If you cannot afford these, then sell some drugs at school or something.

So here you are with all of these weapons jutting out of your long shirts and sweatpants that schools get all over you about. Run up to wherever the jerk center is, and do what you have to do to get your revenge.

I'd help you out on this, but this is all part of your strategy. This is DS_Kid, telling you absolutely nothing useful in this book. By the way, good job spending $4.99 on me. Jerks.

I finally beat event 49 and 51 on SSBM. 51 was EVIL. I did it with Kirby. I mostly used the stone attack.

The last thing I have to do before I get all the stages and unlock sound test is finish 15-man melee.

And that's just evil.

Color Printer wrote:

GAH! A a few years ago I was doing 15 minute Melee with DK, and had less than 1 SECOND to go, and I lost. I got hit by a Bob-omb. It said "3-2-1-FAILURE"

I need to post more often, I've been here for like...ever, and I have yet to breech the 50 post line... sad day indeed.

and to keep with conversation I beat it as DK, the only time I used him ever

I really don't know what to make of this one.

Plot Outline:
Kung-Fu Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical about the second coming.
Plot Keywords:
Lesbian Kiss / Lesbian Vampire / Vampire Hunter / Jesus Christ / Lesbian

All anyone needs to know about that:
Plot Outline:
Kung-Fu Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical about the second coming.
Plot Keywords:
Lesbian Kiss / Lesbian Vampire / Vampire Hunter / Jesus Christ / Lesbian

I don't know why but I keep thinking Zeno's avatar is not some dude puking in a bucket, but Master Shake from ATHF. Like, I see the avatar, but I think it's Shake. Then two seconds later I remember it's a bucket.

I have absolutely no clue why I think this.

I just noticed that Bwave's current post count (699) is the same number as the catalogization number of a Vivaldi opera, Armida al campo d'Egitto.

Acekirby wrote:

HOLY RULE 6 I WAS THINKING THAT TOO!!!

Dude. We need to have a blood transfusion.

Author:	Wesstarrunner [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:46 am ]
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Chekt wrote: Ew. Get this. Yesterday, my mom bought me these microwaveable Lasagna things, and I was supposed to eat it tonight. So, I poked holes in the plastic on the top like the directions said, and I left it on the counter for…1 minute. I came back and there were friggin' worms crawling on it! Like, 3 little Inch Worm/maggots crawling all over it! WTF?! So, how much should I sue them for? The cost of the product, your legal fees, and a cool new car.

Author:	ramrod [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:57 am ]
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Chekt wrote: Ew. Get this. Yesterday, my mom bought me these microwaveable Lasagna things, and I was supposed to eat it tonight. So, I poked holes in the plastic on the top like the directions said, and I left it on the counter for…1 minute. I came back and there were friggin' worms crawling on it! Like, 3 little Inch Worm/maggots crawling all over it! WTF?! So, how much should I sue them for? What you need to do is spin the big wheel from The Price is Right, and whatever the two spins add up to, you multiply by ten thousand. There's your ammount right there.

Author:	DS_Kid [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:58 am ]
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Chekt wrote: Ew. Get this. Yesterday, my mom bought me these microwaveable Lasagna things, and I was supposed to eat it tonight. So, I poked holes in the plastic on the top like the directions said, and I left it on the counter for…1 minute. I came back and there were friggin' worms crawling on it! Like, 3 little Inch Worm/maggots crawling all over it! WTF?! So, how much should I sue them for? Well you see, suing will get you nowhere, as it'll take the rest of your lifetime to get into court over a package of Lasagna. Instead, you need to do what I do in my book, I've Gone to Jail Eight Times, But At Least I Know What I'm Talking About. To quote: Page 45 wrote: Y'know what sucks? Jerks, that's who. Instead of doing something silly, like giving them a stern talking-to or performing legal action, do the manly thing. Invest in some weapons--it'll get you a long way. Make sure that before doing anything stupid to have at least two pistols, a sawed-off shotgun, a sniping rifle, several Molotov cocktails, a few hand grenades, and a couple flares to blind any witnesses. If you cannot afford these, then sell some drugs at school or something. So here you are with all of these weapons jutting out of your long shirts and sweatpants that schools get all over you about. Run up to wherever the jerk center is, and do what you have to do to get your revenge. I'd help you out on this, but this is all part of your strategy. This is DS_Kid, telling you absolutely nothing useful in this book. By the way, good job spending $4.99 on me. Jerks. Yeah, I really have nothing to say on the matter. However, to build some hype on something of mine: one hour, one hour...

Author:	ed 'lim' smilde [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:00 am ]
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Did I mention how much I can't stand the closer Todd Jones? Well, those posts all got lost in the 'purge'. He pulled another Todd Jones Special this afternoon. (Sorry, another baseball post)

Author:	Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:05 am ]
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Author:	Color Printer [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:07 am ]
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I finally beat event 49 and 51 on SSBM. 51 was EVIL. I did it with Kirby. I mostly used the stone attack. The last thing I have to do before I get all the stages and unlock sound test is finish 15-man melee. And that's just evil.

Author:	this-guy [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:10 am ]
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I did it with Jigglypuff. I used ↓+B on Giga Bowser, jumped of the edge and came back for Ganondorf, and just plain ol' beat Mewtwo.

Author:	Chekt [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:11 am ]
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Color Printer wrote: I finally beat event 49 and 51 on SSBM. 51 was EVIL. I did it with Kirby. I mostly used the stone attack. The last thing I have to do before I get all the stages and unlock sound test is finish 15-man melee. And that's just evil. GAH! A a few years ago I was doing 15 minute Melee with DK, and had less than 1 SECOND to go, and I lost. I got hit by a Bob-omb. It said "3-2-1-FAILURE" I still havn't come anywhere close again. But, I also only have the DK stage to go.

Author:	Ju Ju Master [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:18 am ]
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Chekt wrote: Color Printer wrote: I finally beat event 49 and 51 on SSBM. 51 was EVIL. I did it with Kirby. I mostly used the stone attack. The last thing I have to do before I get all the stages and unlock sound test is finish 15-man melee. And that's just evil. GAH! A a few years ago I was doing 15 minute Melee with DK, and had less than 1 SECOND to go, and I lost. I got hit by a Bob-omb. It said "3-2-1-FAILURE" But Chekt's got the right idea, do it with DK and just use his down-b (which me and my friend have kindly nicknamed the "I'm hungry!" move)

Author:	Jare [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:09 am ]
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I need to post more often, I've been here for like...ever, and I have yet to breech the 50 post line... sad day indeed. and to keep with conversation I beat it as DK, the only time I used him ever

Author:	bwave [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:22 am ]
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Jare wrote: I need to post more often, I've been here for like...ever, and I have yet to breech the 50 post line... sad day indeed. and to keep with conversation I beat it as DK, the only time I used him ever In case you havent heard, a hardcore muslim extremist deleted half of the posts on the forum. You might have been above 50 before this.

Author:	Ninti [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:24 am ]
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Chekt wrote: Ew. Get this. Yesterday, my mom bought me these microwaveable Lasagna things, and I was supposed to eat it tonight. So, I poked holes in the plastic on the top like the directions said, and I left it on the counter for…1 minute. I came back and there were friggin' worms crawling on it! Like, 3 little Inch Worm/maggots crawling all over it! WTF?! So, how much should I sue them for? Ugh... I was eating pizza when I read this. HUURK

Author:	Einoo T. Spork [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:25 am ]
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I really don't know what to make of this one.

Author:	bwave [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:26 am ]
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Einoo T. Spork wrote: I really don't know what to make of this one. I dunno. He seems ok. He's been around a while, without being annoying.

Author:	Duecex2 [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:27 am ]
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I remember me and my friend watched a porno called "The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing" once just for the camp value.

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Author:	Didymus [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:30 am ]
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I think "he" is a "she". And if you don't know much about this user, you really should read some other polls in the poll section besides your ever-changing title poll.

Author:	Inverse Tiger [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:50 am ]
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All anyone needs to know about that: Plot Outline: Kung-Fu Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical about the second coming. Plot Keywords: Lesbian Kiss / Lesbian Vampire / Vampire Hunter / Jesus Christ / Lesbian Wow. I mean... wow.

Author:	Acekirby [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:52 am ]
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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote: Oh lawd... I'd watch it. Inverse Tiger wrote: Plot Outline: Kung-Fu Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical about the second coming. Plot Keywords: Lesbian Kiss / Lesbian Vampire / Vampire Hunter / Jesus Christ / Lesbian I'd watch it nine times.

Author:	Jare [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:59 am ]
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Inverse Tiger wrote: All anyone needs to know about that: Plot Outline: Kung-Fu Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical about the second coming. Plot Keywords: Lesbian Kiss / Lesbian Vampire / Vampire Hunter / Jesus Christ / Lesbian O.O Interesting

Author:	Acekirby [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:09 am ]
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I don't know why but I keep thinking Zeno's avatar is not some dude puking in a bucket, but Master Shake from ATHF. Like, I see the avatar, but I think it's Shake. Then two seconds later I remember it's a bucket. I have absolutely no clue why I think this.

Author:	bwave [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:19 am ]
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Acekirby wrote: I don't know why but I keep thinking Zeno's avatar is not some dude puking in a bucket, but Master Shake from ATHF. Like, I see the avatar, but I think it's Shake. Then two seconds later I remember it's a bucket. I have absolutely no clue why I think this. HOLY RULE 6 I WAS THINKING THAT TOO!!! Dude. We need to have a blood transfusion.

Author:	Simon Zeno [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:24 am ]
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Acekirby wrote: I don't know why but I keep thinking Zeno's avatar is not some dude puking in a bucket, but Master Shake from ATHF. Like, I see the avatar, but I think it's Shake. Then two seconds later I remember it's a bucket. I have absolutely no clue why I think this. It's actually a guy staring into the bucket of truth, from the Upright Citizen's Brigade.

Author:	extremejon09 [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:24 am ]
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Author:	Chekt [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:25 am ]
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Magna Carta wrote: I just noticed that Bwave's current post count (699) is the same number as the catalogization number of a Vivaldi opera, Armida al campo d'Egitto.

Author:	bwave [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:32 am ]
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Magna Carta wrote: I just noticed that Bwave's current post count (699) is the same number as the catalogization number of a Vivaldi opera, Armida al campo d'Egitto. Does 700 give you an orgasm too?

Author:	Acekirby [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:33 am ]
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It gives me one.

Author:	bwave [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:34 am ]
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701. Oh God.... I feel it....

Author:	Acekirby [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:35 am ]
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Go check your game, my greed needs to be satisfied. bwave wrote: Acekirby wrote: I don't know why but I keep thinking Zeno's avatar is not some dude puking in a bucket, but Master Shake from ATHF. Like, I see the avatar, but I think it's Shake. Then two seconds later I remember it's a bucket. I have absolutely no clue why I think this. HOLY RULE 6 I WAS THINKING THAT TOO!!! Dude. We need to have a blood transfusion. Best idea I ever heard.