His name is mario is missing and eh doesn't afraid of anything

Big ol' akward moment. I had the tv on, but I wasn't paying attention. When I look at it, there was a commercial for a show... about a bottom. There were scenes of it smoking, and shooting a gun. It wasn't the lower half of a body, but just the butt and the legs, so it looked disturbing. O_o;

Kill yourself like a man. Inside reference get!

You've never heard of Assy McGee?

Wow.

I figured he was selected specifically because of how popular he was

50 and G-Unit are putting on a sold-out performance somewhere in a fictional Middle Eastern setting. This is where the 'blood on the sand' comes in. They put on the performance; the people are pleased, but the concert promoter stiffs them and doesn't give 50 and G-Unit their payment.

So, of course, 50 isn't going to leave until he gets paid, so he hassles the concert promoter, [saying] if he doesn't come up with the money now, there will be consequences. And instead, the promoter offers him a very valuable gift - something that's valuable to this particular country - a diamond encrusted skull.

So 50 gets the skull, and as he's about to leave this war-torn country, when they're ambushed and the skull is taken. They escape the ambush, but they're without the skull. So 50's motivated to get what belongs to him. So basically, throughout the game, he's trying to track these people down and find out who they are and why he was ambushed.

it's fiddy's new game

Well he could, you know, draw it.

His comics are funny

Did you actually say something negative that was directed at exjon? I'm kind of surprised.