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MikeMcG · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:33 am

Don't worry, I didn't get it.

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:41 am

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

Acekirby wrote:

i would buy it

i would buy it nine times

A Homestar reference?!?!?

BURN THE WITCH!!!

What's a Homestar?

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:43 am

ramrod wrote:

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

Acekirby wrote:

i would buy it

i would buy it nine times

A Homestar reference?!?!?

BURN THE WITCH!!!

What's a Homestar?

Oh, my mistake, I meant Strongstar Runbadder.

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:45 am

Set your heart at rest.
This fairy-land buys not the child of me--

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:46 am

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

Oh, my mistake, I meant Strongstar Runbadder.

Oh noes! The virus is back!

iand93 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:48 am

All you have to do is delete everything on your (C:) drive. It'll get rid of the virus.

Entropy · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:54 am

Little.

Kids.

In.

Room.

ARghhhhhh, and they took over my Wii! Kill me now.

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:55 am

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. - Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:11 am

Entropy wrote:

Little.

Kids.

In.

Room.

ARghhhhhh, and they took over my Wii! Kill me now.

Better yet, kill them.

poopskin · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:10 pm

Eh, what happened to my avatar? It was a DOS prompt last i checked...

COME BACK DOS PROMPT, COME BACK DOS PROMPT'S SISTER!

MikeMcG · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:22 pm

No one likes DOS prompts. Go "prompt IT IS $T AND I STILL SUCK$G" and then "color F7" yourself.

I was thinking about Inspector Gadget yesterday and I thought it'd be cool to have exploding documents. You could totally send someone an embarrassing love letter and then it'd explode and take off their hands (or hilariously blow them back into a garbage can). So instead of inventing an exploding letter (which would probably put the unibomber and myself in league), I set out to script up a self deleting message system. http://boxofbaskets.com/html/ExplodingDocs/ enter text, you get a link and it's contents can then be read once.

ChickenLeg · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:54 pm

MikeMcG wrote:

No one likes DOS prompts. Go "prompt IT IS $T AND I STILL SUCK$G" and then "color F7" yourself.

I was thinking about Inspector Gadget yesterday and I thought it'd be cool to have exploding documents. You could totally send someone an embarrassing love letter and then it'd explode and take off their hands (or hilariously blow them back into a garbage can). So instead of inventing an exploding letter (which would probably put the unibomber and myself in league), I set out to script up a self deleting message system. http://boxofbaskets.com/html/ExplodingDocs/ enter text, you get a link and it's contents can then be read once.

Freakin'-eh awesome.

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:11 pm

MikeMcG wrote:

No one likes DOS prompts. Go "prompt IT IS $T AND I STILL SUCK$G" and then "color F7" yourself.

I was thinking about Inspector Gadget yesterday and I thought it'd be cool to have exploding documents. You could totally send someone an embarrassing love letter and then it'd explode and take off their hands (or hilariously blow them back into a garbage can). So instead of inventing an exploding letter (which would probably put the unibomber and myself in league), I set out to script up a self deleting message system. http://boxofbaskets.com/html/ExplodingDocs/ enter text, you get a link and it's contents can then be read once.

.........
Great, now the Inspector Gadget theme is stuck in my head....

Do do do do do , Inspector Gadget, do do do do do do doooo, Whoo hooo!.....

this-guy · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:18 pm

I had Here Comes The Sun stuck in my head just now, but it's been replaced by Revolution 9.

MooKoo · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:30 pm

First to click and quote can has that cheezburger.

this-guy · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:34 pm

Quote:

Meet me at the corner where the man is eating a cheeseburger. You\'ll know which one.

First to click and quote can has that cheezburger.

bwave · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:57 pm

Something about not wanting the burger. I forgot. Clicked it a while ago.

This message thing is actually pretty awesome.

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:43 pm

this-guy wrote:

Quote:

Meet me at the corner where the man is eating a cheeseburger. You\'ll know which one.

First to click and quote can has that cheezburger.

What about an exploding cheeseburger?

extremejon09 · **Joined:** Mon May 10, 2004 10:28 pm **Posts:** 4675

Quote:

I thought it'd be cool to have exploding documents. You could totally send someone an embarrassing love letter and then it'd explode and take off their hands

We already have those.

They're called Mailbombs.

Word Up · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:46 pm

ramrod wrote:

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

Acekirby wrote:

i would buy it

i would buy it nine times

A Homestar reference?!?!?

BURN THE WITCH!!!

What's a Homestar?

A Homestar is a resort/homeowner's association for martians.

Setsumi-san · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:08 pm

Somebody up there likes me. The Music exam I was sure I would bomb was canceled yesterday. Thank goodness I have a second chance!

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

ramrod wrote:

.........
Great, now the Inspector Gadget theme is stuck in my head....

Do do do do do , Inspector Gadget, do do do do do do doooo, Whoo hooo!.....

Stuck in your head, huh? Well, I can remove that if you want.

Lay on your side so I can apply this to your ear.

extremejon09 · **Joined:** Mon May 10, 2004 10:28 pm **Posts:** 4675

Setsumi-san wrote:

Somebody up there likes me. The Music exam I was sure I would bomb was canceled yesterday. Thank goodness I have a second chance!

What a coinkeydink. My Social studies teacher forgot her Cabinet keys at some so we did nothing all hour

In other news: Firefox needs to work on the spell check.

EDIT:

OH GOD I FOUND A PROGRAM THAT MAKES MY VOICE SOUND LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD'S

I'M GOING TO TROLL TEAM FORTRESS 2 SERVERS SO HARD

MooKoo · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:47 pm

this-guy wrote:

Quote:

Meet me at the corner where the man is eating a cheeseburger. You\'ll know which one.

First to click and quote can has that cheezburger.

You can has that cheezburger.

ChickenLeg · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:31 pm

extremejon09 wrote:

Setsumi-san wrote:

Somebody up there likes me. The Music exam I was sure I would bomb was canceled yesterday. Thank goodness I have a second chance!

What a coinkeydink. My Social studies teacher forgot her Cabinet keys at some so we did nothing all hour

In other news: Firefox needs to work on the spell check.

EDIT:

OH GOD I FOUND A PROGRAM THAT MAKES MY VOICE SOUND LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD'S

I'M GOING TO TROLL TEAM FORTRESS 2 SERVERS SO HARD

Don't shoot the wockets.

MooKoo · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:06 pm

I believe that there just may be a potential LOL Cat here, but I'm not coming up with anything. Anyone else wanna' give it a shot?

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

Is there a white spot anywhere on the underside of that cat? If so, he might be a cousin of one of my old cats. If seen quite a few stray cats like that in Dallas County.

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

I don't get this joke. It's not funny. I don't like it... But! I shall post it anyways! :mrgreen:

Quote:

So there's this travelling tractor salesman, and he heads over to Rancher Bill's place to try to sell him a new tractor. He knocks on the door, but there's no answer. He sees Bill's car in the driveway, so he knows he's home. He tries a few more times, and finally decides to just go around back to look for him.

When he gets into the back yard, he sees Bill standing underneath an apple tree, holding a large pig up above his head. Bill's knees are shaking under the weight, and the pig is lazily chewing apples off the tree. When the pig finishes an apple, Bill carries him to another part of the tree and hoists him up again for another.

"Excuse me," says the salesman. "May I ask what exactly you're doing?"

"Well, sir," says Bill, "I'm just feedin' my pig. He loves apples."

The travelling salesman is incredulous. "Why not just wait for the apples to fall down, so the pig could eat them off the ground? I mean, wouldn't that save a lot of time?"

Rancher Bill contemplates it for a moment. "Yeah, but time ain't nothin' to a pig."

iand93 · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:16 am

Free concert tickets are grrreat.

ramrod · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:47 am

MooKoo wrote:

I believe that there just may be a potential LOL Cat here, but I'm not coming up with anything. Anyone else wanna' give it a shot?

Aww. Want.

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