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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:50 am

ramrod wrote:

Can I have a free copy anyways?

I'll give you a free copy only if you give me a Custom User Title, a Purple Name, and Immunity.

And I'll also include your name on the list at every show we do near wherever it is you live in the future.

Capt. Ido Nos · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:29 am

I have discovered that I love steampunk.

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:06 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

ramrod wrote:

Can I have a free copy anyways?

I'll give you a free copy only if you give me a Custom User Title, a Purple Name, and Immunity.

And I'll also include your name on the list at every show we do near wherever it is you live in the future.

Hmm....I'll try to arrange that.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:08 am

ramrod wrote:

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

ramrod wrote:

Can I have a free copy anyways?

I'll give you a free copy only if you give me a Custom User Title, a Purple Name, and Immunity.

And I'll also include your name on the list at every show we do near wherever it is you live in the future.

Hmm....I'll try to arrange that.

Goody!

Biscuithead · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:27 am

ramrod wrote:

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

ramrod wrote:

Can I have a free copy anyways?

I'll give you a free copy only if you give me a Custom User Title, a Purple Name, and Immunity.

And I'll also include your name on the list at every show we do near wherever it is you live in the future.

Hmm....I'll try to arrange that.

It's true, bribery is the road to progress.

extremejon09 · **Joined:** Mon May 10, 2004 10:28 pm **Posts:** 4675

STupendous7 · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:49 pm

Woah, Shwoo is a mod. When did this happen? (And congrats to her

)

ChickenLeg · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:06 pm

STupendous7 wrote:

Woah, Shwoo is a mod. When did this happen? (And congrats to her

)

>:(

I try for longer than her to be a good citizen, and all I get is crap.

Activate Brainbypasserthingy

CONGRATULATIONS, SHWOO!

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:05 pm

ChickenLeg wrote:

STupendous7 wrote:

Woah, Shwoo is a mod. When did this happen? (And congrats to her

)

>:(

I try for longer than her to be a good citizen, and all I get is crap.

Activate Brainbypasserthingy

CONGRATULATIONS, SHWOO!

You haven't bribed me enough, that's why.

Setsumi-san · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:26 pm

Shwoo's a mod? (?)

Good for her!

I'm feelin' awesome today because I'm wearing this cute new shirt that my pregnant neighbor outgrew. It's chocolate colored with ruffled fringes and an arsty stiched pattern along the bottom.

Droideka · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:07 pm

ramrod wrote:

You haven't bribed me enough, that's why.

*Slips dormar a fifty dollar bill*

Chekt · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:06 pm

Congrats Shwoo! It's about time.

ChickenLeg · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:03 pm

ramrod wrote:

You haven't bribed me enough, that's why.

That's because I don't have any collateral you'd be interested in. Or cash.

I'm practically in a poorhouse.

Real Raamis · **Joined:** Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:46 am **Posts:** 528

Does anyone know any admirable traits of Rachel Scott, with back-up info? I have all I need, but it couldn't hurt to stretch out the essay. It's only half a page!

Acekirby · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:39 pm

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:55 am

.ssǝuʞɹɐp ʇǝınbun ǝɥʇ uı uıɐbɐ ǝuo1ɐ sɐʍ ı puɐ 'pǝɥsıuɐʌ pɐɥ ǝɥ ʎqsʇɐb ɹoɟ ǝɹoɯ ǝɔuo pǝʞoo1 ı uǝɥʍ .ʞɔop ɐ ɟo puǝ ǝɥʇ uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ ʇɥbıɯ ʇɐɥʇ 'ʎɐʍɐ ɹɐɟ puɐ ǝʇnuıɯ 'ʇɥbı1 uǝǝɹb ǝ1buıs ɐ ʇdǝɔxǝ buıɥʇou pǝɥsınbuıʇsıp puɐ—pɹɐʍɐǝs pǝɔuɐ1b ı ʎ1ıɹɐʇun1oʌuı .buı1qɯǝɹʇ sɐʍ ǝɥ uɹoʍs ǝʌɐɥ p1noɔ ı 'ɯıɥ ɯoɹɟ sɐʍ ı sɐ ɹɐɟ 'puɐ 'ʎɐʍ snoıɹnɔ ɐ uı ɹǝʇɐʍ ʞɹɐp ǝɥʇ pɹɐʍoʇ sɯɹɐ sıɥ ʇno pǝɥɔʇǝɹʇs ǝɥ—ǝuo1ɐ ǝq oʇ ʇuǝʇuoɔ sɐʍ ǝɥ ʇɐɥʇ uoıʇɐɯıʇuı uǝppns ɐ ǝʌɐb ǝɥ ɹoɟ 'ɯıɥ oʇ 11ɐɔ ʇ’upıp ı ʇnq .uoıʇɔnpoɹʇuı uɐ ɹoɟ op p1noʍ ʇɐɥʇ puɐ 'ɹǝuuıp ʇɐ ɯıɥ pǝuoıʇuǝɯ pɐɥ ɹǝʞɐq ssıɯ .ɯıɥ oʇ 11ɐɔ oʇ pǝpıɔǝp ı

.suǝʌɐǝɥ 1ɐɔo1 ɹno ɟo sıɥ sɐʍ ǝɹɐɥs ʇɐɥʍ ǝuıɯɹǝʇǝp oʇ ʇno ǝɯoɔ 'ɟ1ǝsɯıɥ ʎqsʇɐb .ɹɯ sɐʍ ʇı ʇɐɥʇ pǝʇsǝbbns uʍɐ1 ǝɥʇ uodn ʇǝǝɟ sıɥ ɟo uoıʇısod ǝɹnɔǝs ǝɥʇ puɐ sʇuǝɯǝʌoɯ ʎ1ǝɹnsıǝ1 sıɥ uı buıɥʇǝɯos .sɹɐʇs ǝɥʇ ɟo ɹǝddǝd ɹǝʌ1ıs ǝɥʇ buıpɹɐbǝɹ sʇǝʞɔod sıɥ uı spuɐɥ sıɥ ɥʇıʍ buıpuɐʇs sɐʍ puɐ uoısuɐɯ s’ɹoqɥbıǝu ʎɯ ɟo ʍopɐɥs ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ pǝbɹǝɯǝ pɐɥ ǝɹnbıɟ ɐ ʎɐʍɐ ʇǝǝɟ ʎʇɟıɟ—ǝuo1ɐ ʇou sɐʍ ı ʇɐɥʇ ʍɐs ı 'ʇı ɥɔʇɐʍ oʇ pɐǝɥ ʎɯ buıuɹnʇ puɐ 'ʇɥbı1uooɯ ǝɥʇ ssoɹɔɐ pǝɹǝʌɐʍ ʇɐɔ buıʌoɯ ɐ ɟo ǝʇʇǝnoɥ1ıs ǝɥʇ .ǝɟı1 ɟo 11nɟ sboɹɟ ǝɥʇ ʍǝ1q ɥʇɹɐǝ ǝɥʇ ɟo sʍo11ǝq 11nɟ ǝɥʇ sɐ punos uɐbɹo ʇuǝʇsısɹǝd ɐ puɐ sǝǝɹʇ ǝɥʇ uı buıʇɐǝq sbuıʍ ɥʇıʍ 'ʇɥbıu ʇɥbıɹq 'pno1 ɐ buıʌɐǝ1 'ɟɟo uʍo1q pɐɥ puıʍ ǝɥʇ .pɹɐʎ ǝɥʇ uı ɹǝ11oɹ ssɐɹb pǝuopuɐqɐ uɐ uo ǝ1ıɥʍ ɐ ɹoɟ ʇɐs puɐ pǝɥs sʇı ɹǝpun ɹɐɔ ǝɥʇ uɐɹ ı bbǝ ʇsǝʍ ʇɐ ǝʇɐʇsǝ ʎɯ pǝɥɔɐǝɹ ı uǝɥʍ puɐ 'ʇɥbı1 ɟo s1ood uı ʇno ʇɐs sdɯnd-sɐb pǝɹ ʍǝu ǝɹǝɥʍ 'sǝbɐɹɐb ǝpısʎɐʍ ɟo ʇuoɹɟ uı puɐ sɟooɹ ǝsnoɥpɐoɹ uo ɹǝɯɯns dǝǝp sɐʍ ʇı ʎpɐǝɹ1ɐ

.ʇɹɐǝɥ ʎɹoʇdɯǝɹǝd sıɥ pǝɥsıɹnou ɹǝbuo1 ou ɯsıʇobǝ 1ɐɔısʎɥd ʎpɹnʇs sıɥ ɟı sɐ sɐǝpı ǝ1ɐʇs ɟo ǝbpǝ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ǝ1qqıu ɯıɥ buıʞɐɯ sɐʍ buıɥʇǝɯos .ʞooq ɐ ʎq pǝssǝɹdǝp uǝǝq pɐɥ ǝɥ ʇɐɥʇ uɐɥʇ buısıɹdɹns ssǝ1 ʎ11ɐǝɹ sɐʍ ”.ʞɹoʎ ʍǝu uı uɐɯoʍ ǝɯos pɐɥ“ ǝɥ ʇɐɥʇ ʇɔɐɟ ǝɥʇ 'ɯoʇ ɹoɟ sɐ .pɐǝɥ ɹǝɥ uı suoıʇuǝʇuı ɥɔns ou ǝɹǝʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʎ1ʇuǝɹɐddɐ ʇnq—sɯɹɐ uı p1ıɥɔ 'ǝsnoɥ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno ɥsnɹ oʇ sɐʍ op oʇ ʎsıɐp ɹoɟ buıɥʇ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɯ oʇ pǝɯǝǝs ʇı .ʎɐʍɐ ǝʌoɹp ı sɐ pǝʇsnbsıp ǝ1ʇʇı1 ɐ puɐ pǝsnɟuoɔ sɐʍ ı 'ssǝ1ǝɥʇɹǝʌǝu—ɥɔıɹ ʎ1ǝʇoɯǝɹ ssǝ1 ɯǝɥʇ ǝpɐɯ puɐ ǝɯ pǝɥɔnoʇ ɹǝɥʇɐɹ ʇsǝɹǝʇuı ɹıǝɥʇ

.ǝbɐıɹɹɐɯ oʇuı pǝɹoɯnɹ buıǝq ɟo uoıʇuǝʇuı ou pɐɥ ı puɐɥ ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ uo puɐ 'sɹoɯnɹ ɟo ʇunoɔɔɐ uo puǝıɹɟ p1o uɐ ɥʇıʍ buıob doʇs ʇ’uɐɔ noʎ .ʇsɐǝ ǝɯoɔ pɐɥ ı suosɐǝɹ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo sɐʍ suuɐq ǝɥʇ pǝɥsı1qnd pɐɥ dıssob ʇɐɥʇ ʇɔɐɟ ǝɥʇ .pǝbɐbuǝ ʎ1ǝnbɐʌ uǝʌǝ ʇ’usɐʍ ı ʇnq 'oʇ buıɹɹǝɟǝɹ ǝɹǝʍ ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʍǝuʞ ı ǝsɹnoɔ ɟo

”.ǝnɹʇ ǝq ʇsnɯ ʇı os 'ǝ1doǝd ǝǝɹɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʇı pɹɐǝɥ ǝʍ“ .ʎɐʍ ǝʞı1-ɹǝʍo1ɟ ɐ uı uıɐbɐ dn buıuǝdo ʎq ǝɯ buısıɹdɹns 'ʎsıɐp pǝʇsısuı ”'ʇı pɹɐǝɥ ǝʍ ʇnq“

”.ɹood ooʇ ɯ’ı .1ǝqı1 s’ʇı“

”.pǝbɐbuǝ ǝɹǝʍ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ pɹɐǝɥ ǝʍ“ .ʎ1puıʞ ɯoʇ pǝʇɐɹoqoɹɹoɔ ”'ʇɥbıɹ s’ʇɐɥʇ“

”.ʇsǝʍ ʇno 1ɹıb ɐ oʇ pǝbɐbuǝ ǝɹǝʍ noʎ pɹɐǝɥ ǝʍ .ʇuɐʇɹodɯı s’ʇı puɐ 'buıɥʇǝɯos noʎ ʞsɐ oʇ ʇobɹoɟ ı“

”¡ʇıɐʍ“

ǝ11ɐɔ ʎ1ıɹoʇdɯǝɹǝd ʎsıɐp ɹoʇoɯ ʎɯ pǝʇɹɐʇs ı sɐ .ʇɥbı1 ɟo ǝɹɐnbs 1nɟɹǝǝɥɔ ɐ uı ǝpıs ʎq ǝpıs pooʇs puɐ ǝɯ ɥʇıʍ ɹoop ǝɥʇ oʇ ǝɯɐɔ ʎǝɥʇ .ǝɯoɥ ob oʇ dn ʇob ı ɹǝʇɐ1 sǝʇnuıɯ ʍǝɟ ɐ puɐ '11ɐ ʇɐ buıɥʇou pɹɐǝɥ pɐɥ ı ʇɐɥʇ ʎ1ʇɥbı1 pıɐs ı

.ǝɯ pǝsıʌpɐ ǝɥ ”'ʞɔıu 'ɹɐǝɥ noʎ buıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ǝʌǝı1ǝq ʇ’uop“

”——ʍouʞ noʎ buıɥʇ ʇsɹıɟ puɐ sn uo dn ʇdǝɹɔ ɟo ʇɹos ʇı .pıp ǝʍ ǝɹns ɯ’ı 'sǝʎ .ǝɔɐɹ ɔıpɹou ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ pǝʞ1ɐʇ ǝʍ ʞuıɥʇ ı ʇnq 'ɹǝqɯǝɯǝɹ oʇ ɯǝǝs ʇ’uɐɔ ı“

.ǝɯ ʇɐ pǝʞoo1 ǝɥs ”¿ı pıp“

.ʎ1uǝppns ɯoʇ pǝpuɐɯǝp ”¿ɐpuɐɹǝʌ ǝɥʇ uo ʞ1ɐʇ ʇɹɐǝɥ oʇ ʇɹɐǝɥ ǝ1ʇʇı1 ɐ ʞɔıu ǝʌıb noʎ pıp“

”——ǝʇıɥʍ 1nɟıʇnɐǝq ɹno .ǝɹǝɥʇ ɹǝɥʇǝboʇ pǝssɐd sɐʍ pooɥ1ɹıb ǝʇıɥʍ ɹno .ǝ11ıʌsıno1 ɯoɹɟ“

.ʎ1ʞɔınb pǝʞsɐ ı ”¿ʞɹoʎ ʍǝu ɯoɹɟ ǝɥs sı“

.ǝɔuǝ1ıs uı ʇuǝɯoɯ ɐ ɹoɟ ɹǝɥʇo ɥɔɐǝ ʇɐ pǝʞoo1 ɯoʇ puɐ ʎsıɐp

”.ɹǝɥ ɹoɟ poob ʎɹǝʌ ǝq 11ıʍ ǝɔuǝn1ɟuı ǝɯoɥ ǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ı .ɹǝɯɯns sıɥʇ ǝɹǝɥ ʇno spuǝ-ʞǝǝʍ ɟo sʇo1 puǝds oʇ buıob s’ǝɥs ¿ʞɔıu 'noʎ ʇ’uǝɹɐ 'ɹǝɥ ɹǝʇɟɐ ʞoo1 oʇ buıob s’ʞɔıu 'sǝpısǝq .p1o sɹɐǝʎ puɐsnoɥʇ ɐ ʇnoqɐ ʇunɐ ǝuo sı ʎ1ıɯɐɟ ɹǝɥ“

”.ʎ1ıɯɐɟ ɹǝɥ“

.ʎ1p1oɔ ʎsıɐp pǝɹınbuı ”¿oʇ ʇ’uʇɥbno oɥʍ“

”.ʎɐʍ sıɥʇ ʎɹʇunoɔ ǝɥʇ punoɹɐ unɹ ɹǝɥ ʇǝ1 oʇ ʇ’uʇɥbno ʎǝɥʇ“ .ʇuǝɯoɯ ɐ ɹǝʇɟɐ ɯoʇ pıɐs ”'1ɹıb ǝɔıu ɐ s’ǝɥs“

”.pɹoʍ ɐ pɹɐǝɥ ʇ’uǝʌɐɥ ı“ .sɹıɐʇs ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ɹǝʞɐq ssıɯ pǝ11ɐɔ ”'ʇɥbıu poob“

”——buıɥʇ ɟo ʇɹos ʇɐɥʇ 11ɐ puɐ 'ʇɐoq ɐ uı ɐǝs oʇ ʇno noʎ ɥsnd puɐ sʇǝso1ɔ uǝuı1 uı ʎ11ɐʇuǝpıɔɔɐ dn noʎ ʞɔo1—ʍouʞ noʎ .ɹǝɥʇǝboʇ noʎ buı1ɟ—ɥo—ɟo ʇɹos 11’ı puɐ 'ʞɔıu 'uǝʇɟo ɹǝʌo ǝɯoɔ .ǝbɐıɹɹɐɯ ɐ ǝbuɐɹɹɐ 11’ı ʞuıɥʇ ı ʇɔɐɟ uı“ .ʎsıɐp pǝɯɹıɟuoɔ ”'11ıʍ noʎ ǝsɹnoɔ ɟo“

”.uouɐ noʎ ǝǝs .ʎɐʍɐɹɹɐɔ .ɹɯ 'ʇɥbıu poob .11ıʍ ı“

”.dn ʇǝb 11’noʎ ɟı“

”.noʎ ʇ’uoʍ 'ʇɥbıǝ ʇɐ ǝɯ ǝʞɐʍ“ .ʎ1ʇɟos pıɐs ǝɥs ”'ʇɥbıu poob“

.obɐ buo1 uǝʇʇobɹoɟ pɐɥ ı sɐʍ ʇı ʇɐɥʍ ʇnq 'ʎɹoʇs ʇuɐsɐǝ1dun '1ɐɔıʇıɹɔ ɐ 'ooʇ ɹǝɥ ɟo ʎɹoʇs ǝɯos pɹɐǝɥ pɐɥ ı .ɥɔɐǝq ɯ1ɐd puɐ sbuıɹds ʇoɥ puɐ ǝ11ıʌǝɥsɐ ʇɐ ǝɟı1 buıʇɹods ǝɥʇ ɟo sǝɹnʇɔıd ǝɹnʌɐɹboʇoɹ ʎuɐɯ ɯoɹɟ ǝɯ ʇɐ ʇno pǝʞoo1 pɐɥ uoıssǝɹdxǝ snonʇdɯǝʇuoɔ buısɐǝ1d sʇı—ɹɐı1ıɯɐɟ sɐʍ ǝɔɐɟ ɹǝɥ ʎɥʍ ʍou ʍǝuʞ ı

”.ɹǝʞɐq uɐpɹoظ ǝɹ’noʎ—ɥo“

”.ɹǝʇsǝɥɔʇsǝʍ ʇɐ ɹǝʌo“ 'ʎsıɐp pǝuıɐ1dxǝ ”'ʍoɹɹoɯ-oʇ ʇuǝɯɐuɹnoʇ ǝɥʇ uı ʎɐ1d oʇ buıob s’uɐpɹoظ“

”.pǝq oʇ ob oʇ 1ɹıb poob sıɥʇ ɹoɟ ǝɯıʇ“ .buı1ıǝɔ ǝɥʇ uo ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ buıpuıɟ ʎ1ʇuǝɹɐddɐ 'pǝʞɹɐɯǝɹ ǝɥs ”'ʞɔo1ɔ’o uǝʇ“

.dn pooʇs ǝɥs puɐ 'ǝǝuʞ ɹǝɥ ɟo ʇuǝɯǝʌoɯ ssǝ1ʇsǝɹ ɐ ɥʇıʍ ɟ1ǝsʇı pǝʇɹǝssɐ ʎpoq ɹǝɥ

”.ǝnssı ʇxǝu ʎɹǝʌ ɹno uı“ 'ǝ1qɐʇ ǝɥʇ uo ǝuızɐbɐɯ ǝɥʇ buıssoʇ 'pıɐs ǝɥs ”'pǝnuıʇuoɔ ǝq oʇ“

.puɐɥ pǝʇɟı1 ɐ ɥʇıʍ ʇuǝɯoɯ ɐ ɹoɟ ʇuǝ1ıs sn p1ǝɥ ǝɥs uı ǝɯɐɔ ǝʍ uǝɥʍ

.sɯɹɐ ɹǝɥ uı sǝ1ɔsnɯ ɹǝpuǝ1s ɟo ɹǝʇʇn1ɟ ɐ ɥʇıʍ ǝbɐd ɐ pǝuɹnʇ ǝɥs sɐ ɹǝdɐd ǝɥʇ buo1ɐ pǝʇuı1b 'ɹıɐɥ ɹǝɥ ɟo ʍo11ǝʎ ɟɐǝ1-uɯnʇnɐ ǝɥʇ uo 11np puɐ sʇooq sıɥ uo ʇɥbıɹq 'ʇɥbı1-dɯɐ1 ǝɥʇ .ǝunʇ buıɥʇoos ɐ uı ɹǝɥʇǝboʇ buıuunɹ 'pǝʇɔǝ1ɟuıun puɐ snoɹnɯɹnɯ 'spɹoʍ ǝɥʇ—.ʇsod buıuǝʌǝ ʎɐpɹnʇɐs ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ɯıɥ oʇ pno1ɐ pɐǝɹ ǝɥs puɐ ɥɔnoɔ buo1 ǝɥʇ ɟo puǝ ɹǝɥʇıǝ ʇɐ ʇɐs ɹǝʞɐq ssıɯ puɐ ɯoʇ

.ʇɥbı1 ɥʇıʍ pǝɯoo1q ɯooɹ uosɯıɹɔ ǝɥʇ 'ǝpısuı

.pǝbuo1ǝq ɯoʇ puɐ ǝɥs ɥɔıɥʍ oʇ ʎʇǝıɔos ʇǝɹɔǝs pǝɥsınbuıʇsıp ɹǝɥʇɐɹ ɐ uı dıɥsɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹǝɥ pǝʇɹǝssɐ pɐɥ ǝɥs ɟı sɐ 'ǝɔɐɟ ʎ1ǝʌo1 ɹǝɥ uo ʞɹıɯs ǝʇn1osqɐ uɐ ɥʇıʍ ǝɯ ʇɐ pǝʞoo1 ǝɥs ʇuǝɯoɯ ɐ uı 'ɥbnouǝ ǝɹns puɐ 'pǝʇıɐʍ ı .ǝɯ ɯoɹɟ uoıʇoɯǝ ʎɹoʇnqıɹʇuoɔ ɐ ʇɔɐxǝ oʇ ʇɹos ǝɯos ɟo ʞɔıɹʇ ɐ uǝǝq pɐɥ buıuǝʌǝ ǝ1oɥʍ ǝɥʇ ɥbnoɥʇ sɐ 'ʎsɐǝun ǝɯ ǝpɐɯ ʇı .pıɐs pɐɥ ǝɥs ʇɐɥʍ ɟo ʎʇıɹǝɔuısuı ɔısɐq ǝɥʇ ʇ1ǝɟ ı 'ɟǝı1ǝq ʎɯ 'uoıʇuǝʇʇɐ ʎɯ 1ǝdɯoɔ oʇ buısɐǝɔ 'ɟɟo ǝʞoɹq ǝɔıoʌ ɹǝɥ ʇuɐʇsuı ǝɥʇ

”¡pǝʇɐɔıʇsıɥdos ɯ’ı 'pob—pǝʇɐɔıʇsıɥdos“ .uɹoɔs buı11ıɹɥʇ ɥʇıʍ pǝɥbnɐ1 ǝɥs puɐ 's’ɯoʇ ǝʞı1 ɹǝɥʇɐɹ 'ʎɐʍ ʇuɐıɟǝp ɐ uı ɹǝɥ punoɹɐ pǝɥsɐ1ɟ sǝʎǝ ɹǝɥ ”.buıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ǝuop puɐ buıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ uǝǝs puɐ ǝɹǝɥʍʎɹǝʌǝ uǝǝq ǝʌ’ı .ʍouʞ ı puɐ .ǝ1doǝd pǝɔuɐʌpɐ ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ—os sʞuıɥʇ ʎpoqʎɹǝʌǝ“ .ʎɐʍ pǝɔuıʌuoɔ ɐ uı uo ʇuǝʍ ǝɥs ”'ʍoɥʎuɐ ǝ1qıɹɹǝʇ s’buıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ʞuıɥʇ ı ǝǝs noʎ“

”.1ooɟ ǝ1ʇʇı1 1nɟıʇnɐǝq ɐ 'p1ɹoʍ sıɥʇ uı ǝq uɐɔ 1ɹıb ɐ buıɥʇ ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ s’ʇɐɥʇ—1ooɟ ɐ ǝq 11’ǝɥs ǝdoɥ ı puɐ .1ɹıb ɐ s’ʇı pɐ1b ɯ’ı‘ 'pıɐs ı ’'ʇɥbıɹ 11ɐ‘ .ʇdǝʍ puɐ ʎɐʍɐ pɐǝɥ ʎɯ pǝuɹnʇ ı os puɐ '1ɹıb ɐ sɐʍ ʇı ǝɯ p1oʇ ǝɥs .1ɹıb ɐ ɹo ʎoq ɐ sɐʍ ʇı ɟı ʎɐʍɐ ʇɥbıɹ ǝsɹnu ǝɥʇ pǝʞsɐ puɐ 'buı1ǝǝɟ pǝuopuɐqɐ ʎ1ɹǝʇʇn uɐ ɥʇıʍ ɹǝɥʇǝ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno dn ǝʞoʍ ı .ǝɹǝɥʍ sʍouʞ pob sɐʍ ɯoʇ puɐ p1o ɹnoɥ uɐ uɐɥʇ ssǝ1 sɐʍ ǝɥs '11ǝʍ .sbuıɥʇ—ʇnoqɐ 1ǝǝɟ oʇ uǝʇʇob ǝʌ’ı ʍoɥ noʎ ʍoɥs 11’ʇı“

”.ɥɔnɯ ʎɹǝʌ“

”¿ɹɐǝɥ oʇ ǝʞı1 noʎ p1noʍ .uɹoq sɐʍ ǝɥs uǝɥʍ pıɐs ı ʇɐɥʍ noʎ 11ǝʇ ǝɯ ʇǝ1 ;ʞɔıu 'uǝʇsı1“ .ʎ1ʇuǝsqɐ ǝɯ ʇɐ pǝʞoo1 ǝɥs ”.sǝʎ 'ɥo“

”.buıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ puɐ 'sʇɐǝ—puɐ 'sʞ1ɐʇ ǝɥs ǝsoddns ı“

.ɹǝʇɥbnɐp ɹǝɥ ɟo ʇɔǝظqns ǝɥʇ oʇ ʎ1qǝǝɟ ɹǝɥʇɐɹ pǝuɹnʇǝɹ ı ʇuǝɯoɯ ɐ ɹǝʇɟɐ puɐ 'ǝɹoɯ ʎuɐ ʎɐs ʇ’upıp ǝɥs ʇnq pǝʇıɐʍ ı .ǝq oʇ uosɐǝɹ pɐɥ ǝɥs ʎ1ʇuǝpıʌǝ

”.buıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ʇnoqɐ 1ɐɔıuʎɔ ʎʇʇǝɹd ɯ’ı puɐ 'ʞɔıu 'ǝɯıʇ pɐq ʎɹǝʌ ɐ pɐɥ ǝʌ’ı '11ǝʍ“ .pǝʇɐʇısǝɥ ǝɥs ”.ǝnɹʇ s’ʇɐɥʇ“

”.ɹɐʍ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʞɔɐq ʇ’usɐʍ ı“

”.buıppǝʍ ʎɯ oʇ ǝɯoɔ ʇ’upıp noʎ .suısnoɔ ǝɹɐ ǝʍ ɟı uǝʌǝ“ .ʎ1uǝppns pıɐs ǝɥs ”'ʞɔıu '11ǝʍ ʎɹǝʌ ɹǝɥʇo ɥɔɐǝ ʍouʞ ʇ’uop ǝʍ“

.1ɹıb ǝ1ʇʇı1 ɹǝɥ ʇnoqɐ suoıʇsǝnb ǝʌıʇɐpǝs ǝɯos ǝq p1noʍ ʇɥbnoɥʇ ı ʇɐɥʍ pǝʞsɐ ı os 'ɹǝɥ pǝssǝssod suoıʇoɯǝ ʇuǝ1nqɹnʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʍɐs ı .ʞsnp ʇǝʌ1ǝʌ ǝɥʇ oʇuı ʇno ʎ11ɐnpɐɹb pǝʌoɯ sǝʎǝ ɹǝɥ puɐ 'ǝdɐɥs ʎ1ǝʌo1 sʇı buı1ǝǝɟ ɟı sɐ spuɐɥ ɹǝɥ uı ǝɔɐɟ ɹǝɥ ʞooʇ ʎsıɐp

.ǝǝʇʇǝs ɹǝʞɔıʍ ɐ uo ǝpıs ʎq ǝpıs uʍop ʇɐs ǝʍ ɯoo1b dǝǝp sʇı uı .ʇuoɹɟ uı ɥɔɹod ǝɥʇ oʇ sɐpuɐɹǝʌ buıʇɔǝuuoɔ ɟo uıɐɥɔ ɐ punoɹɐ ʎsıɐp pǝʍo11oɟ ı 'ɟɐǝp ǝ1ʇʇı1 ɐ puɐ pǝʇsǝɹǝʇuı ʎ1ʇuɐsɐǝ1d ʞoo1 oʇ buıʎɹʇ 'ǝ1ıɥʍ 'ʎpoq ǝ1qıbuɐʇ ʎ1ʇɔǝɟɹǝd ɐ ǝpısǝq 1ıbıʌ ɐ oʇ ɟı sɐ 'ʎɹɐɹqı1 ǝɥʇ oʇuı ʞɔɐq pǝ11oɹʇs 'ɯǝɥʇ uǝǝʍʇǝq ʇɥbı1ıʍʇ ɟo ʇǝǝɟ 1ɐɹǝʌǝs ɥʇıʍ 'ɹǝʞɐq ssıɯ puɐ ɯoʇ .uıɐbɐ pǝuoıʇuǝɯ ʇou ǝɹǝʍ 'ʎɐs oʇ ssǝ1pǝǝu 'sǝsɹoɥ ǝɥʇ

.ǝɔı1od ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʎ1ǝʇɐıpǝɯɯı ǝuoɥdǝ1ǝʇ oʇ sɐʍ ʇɔuıʇsuı uʍo ʎɯ—buınbıɹʇuı pǝɯǝǝs ǝʌɐɥ ʇɥbıɯ uoıʇɐnʇıs ǝɥʇ ʇuǝɯɐɹǝdɯǝʇ uıɐʇɹǝɔ ɐ oʇ .puıɯ ɟo ʇno ʎɔuǝbɹn ɔı11ɐʇǝɯ 11ıɹɥs s’ʇsǝnb ɥʇɟıɟ sıɥʇ ʇnd oʇ ʎ1ɹǝʇʇn ǝ1qɐ sɐʍ 'ɯsıɔıʇdǝɔs ʎpɹɐɥ uıɐʇɹǝɔ ɐ pǝɹǝʇsɐɯ ǝʌɐɥ oʇ pǝɯǝǝs oɥʍ 'ɹǝʞɐq ssıɯ uǝʌǝ ɟı ʇqnop ı ʇnq 'buıʞuıɥʇ ǝɹǝʍ ɯoʇ puɐ ʎsıɐp ʇɐɥʍ ssǝnb ʇ’up1noɔ ı .sǝʎǝ 11ɐ pıoʌɐ oʇ ʇǝʎ puɐ 'ǝuo ʎɹǝʌǝ ʇɐ ʎ1ǝɹɐnbs ʞoo1 oʇ buıʇuɐʍ ɟo snoıɔsuoɔ sɐʍ ı puɐ 'ʎ1ssǝ1ʇuıod 'uıɐbɐ ʇı1 buıǝq sǝ1puɐɔ ǝɥʇ ɹǝqɯǝɯǝɹ ı ǝ1qɐʇ ʇɐ sǝʇnuıɯ ǝʌıɟ ʇsɐ1 ǝɥʇ ɟo sʇuǝɯbɐɹɟ uǝʞoɹq ǝɥʇ buoɯɐ .ɹıɐ oʇuı pǝɥsıuɐʌ 'sʇɔǝظqns 11ɐ ʇɔɐɟ uı 'sǝ1qɐʇs ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇɔǝظqns ǝɥʇ ɯoʇ ʇɐ ʎ1ǝʌısıɔǝp pɐǝɥ ɹǝɥ ʞooɥs ʎsıɐp sɐ puɐ 'ʎ1buı1ʇɹɐʇs 'ǝpısuı buɐɹ ǝuoɥdǝ1ǝʇ ǝɥʇ

”.sǝ1qɐʇs ǝɥʇ oʇ uʍop noʎ ǝʞɐʇ oʇ ʇuɐʍ ı 'ɹǝuuıp ɹǝʇɟɐ ɥbnouǝ ʇɥbı1 s’ʇı ɟı“ :ǝɯ oʇ ʎ1qɐɹǝsıɯ uǝɥʇ puɐ 'pıɐs ǝɥ ”'ɔıʇuɐɯoɹ ʎɹǝʌ“

”¿ɯoʇ 'ʇı ʇ’usı 'ɔıʇuɐɯoɹ s’ʇı“ :buɐs ǝɔıoʌ ɹǝɥ ”——ʎɐʍɐ buıbuıs s’ǝɥ .ǝuı1 ɹɐʇs ǝʇıɥʍ ɹo pɹɐunɔ ǝɥʇ uo ɹǝʌo ǝɯoɔ ǝ1ɐbuıʇɥbıu ɐ ǝq ʇsnɯ ʞuıɥʇ ı ʇɐɥʇ uʍɐ1 ǝɥʇ uo pɹıq ɐ s’ǝɹǝɥʇ .sɹoopʇno ɔıʇuɐɯoɹ ʎɹǝʌ s’ʇı puɐ 'ǝʇnuıɯ ɐ ɹoɟ sɹoopʇno pǝʞoo1 ı“

ǝnuıʇuoɔ puɐ 'ǝɯ ʇɐ uǝɥʇ puɐ ɹǝʞɐq ssıɯ ʇɐ ʎ1buıɥɔɹɐǝs pǝɔuɐ1b 'uʍop ʇɐs ǝɥs

.ʎʇǝıɐb ǝsuǝʇ ɥʇıʍ ʎsıɐp pǝıɹɔ ”¡pǝd1ǝɥ ǝq ʇ’up1noɔ ʇı“

.ǝ1qɐʇ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞɔɐq ǝɹǝʍ ʎsıɐp puɐ ɯoʇ puɐ 'sʇooq ɹǝɥʇɐǝ1 ɟo ɥɔunɹɔ ǝɥʇ puɐ ssǝɹp ɐ ɟo ɹǝʇʇn1ɟ ǝɥʇ sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ buıuɐǝɯ ɹǝɥ pǝdsɐɹb pɐɥ ı ǝɹoɟǝq ʇsoɯ1ɐ

”¿ʞuıɥʇ noʎ ʇ’uop .ǝɯıʇ ɹǝuuıp ʇɐ ɯıɥ ǝuoɥdǝ1ǝʇ oʇ ʇou ʎɔuǝɔǝp ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇɥbıɯ ǝɥs“

.pǝppou ɹǝʞɐq ssıɯ

.ʎ1ʞuɐ1q pǝʇɐǝdǝɹ ı ”¿uɐɯoʍ ǝɯos ʇob“

”.ʞɹoʎ ʍǝu uı uɐɯoʍ ǝɯos ʇob s’ɯoʇ“ 'ʎ1ʇuɐʇısǝɥ pıɐs ǝɥs ”——ʎɥʍ“

”.ʇ’uop ı“

”.ʍǝuʞ ʎpoqʎɹǝʌǝ ʇɥbnoɥʇ ı“ .pǝsıɹdɹns ʎ1ʇsǝuoɥ 'ɹǝʞɐq ssıɯ pıɐs ”¿ʍouʞ ʇ’uop noʎ ʎɐs oʇ uɐǝɯ noʎ“

.ʎ1ʇuǝɔouuı pǝɹınbuı ı ”¿buıuǝddɐɥ buıɥʇǝɯos sı“

”.suǝddɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ ɹɐǝɥ oʇ ʇuɐʍ ı .ʞ1ɐʇ ʇ’uop“

.pıɐs ı ”——ɹoqɥbıǝu ʎɯ sı ɟo ǝʞods noʎ ʎqsʇɐb .ɹɯ sıɥʇ“

.ɹǝɥʇǝboʇ1ɐ pǝsɐǝɔ uǝɥʇ puɐ 'ʎ1pǝʇıɔxǝ pǝʇunoɯ 'uʍop ʞuɐs 'ǝɔuǝɹǝɥoɔ ɟo ǝbɹǝʌ ǝɥʇ uo pǝ1qɯǝɹʇ ɹnɯɹnɯ ǝɥʇ .ɹɐǝɥ oʇ buıʎɹʇ 'pǝɯɐɥsɐun pɹɐʍɹoɟ pǝuɐǝ1 ɹǝʞɐq ssıɯ puɐ 'puoʎǝq ɯooɹ ǝɥʇ uı ǝ1qıpnɐ sɐʍ ɹnɯɹnɯ pǝuoıssɐdɯı pǝnpqns ɐ .ǝɔıoʌ buıuɹɐʍ ɐ uı ”¡ɥs“ pıɐs puɐ ʎ1ʇɹǝ1ɐ dn ʇɐs ǝɥs uǝɥʍ ʞɐǝds oʇ ʇnoqɐ sɐʍ ı .buıuɐǝɯ ɟo pıoʌǝp ʎ1snoıɔsuoɔ ǝɔuɐ1b ʇɹoɥs ɐ pǝbuɐɥɔxǝ ı puɐ ɹǝʞɐq ssıɯ

.ǝsnoɥ ǝɥʇ oʇuı ʇuǝʍ puɐ ɟ1ǝsɹǝɥ pǝsnɔxǝ puɐ ǝ1qɐʇ ǝɥʇ uo uıʞdɐu ɹǝɥ ʍǝɹɥʇ ǝɥs ʎ1uǝppns uǝɥʇ .spɹoʍ buı11ıɹɥʇ 'ssǝ1ɥʇɐǝɹq ǝsoɥʇ ɟo ǝuo uı pǝ1ɐǝɔuoɔ noʎ oʇ ʇno ǝɯoɔ oʇ buıʎɹʇ sɐʍ ʇɹɐǝɥ ɹǝɥ ɟı sɐ 'ɹǝɥ ɯoɹɟ pǝʍo1ɟ ɥʇɯɹɐʍ buıɹɹıʇs ɐ ʇnq 'buızıɹodɯǝʇxǝ ʎ1uo sɐʍ ǝɥs .ǝsoɹ ɐ ǝʞı1 ʎ1ʇuıɐɟ uǝʌǝ ʇou ɯɐ ı .ǝnɹʇun sɐʍ sıɥʇ

”¿ǝsoɹ ǝʇn1osqɐ uɐ“ :uoıʇɐɯɹıɟuoɔ ɹoɟ ɹǝʞɐq ssıɯ oʇ pǝuɹnʇ ǝɥs ”¿ǝɥ ʇ’usǝop .ǝsoɹ ǝʇn1osqɐ uɐ 'ǝsoɹ ɐ ɟo—ɐ ɟo ǝɯ puıɯǝɹ noʎ .ʞɔıu 'ǝ1qɐʇ ʎɯ ʇɐ noʎ ǝǝs oʇ ǝʌo1 ı“

.buıbuıs puɐ buıʍo1b ǝɔıoʌ ɹǝɥ 'uıɐbɐ pɹɐʍɹoɟ pǝuɐǝ1 ʎsıɐp 'ɹǝɥ uıɥʇıʍ buıɥʇǝɯos pǝuǝʞɔınb ǝɔuǝsqɐ sıɥ ɟı sɐ .ǝpısuı ʇuǝʍ pɹoʍ ɐ ʇnoɥʇıʍ puɐ 'ɹıɐɥɔ sıɥ ʞɔɐq pǝɥsnd 'pǝuʍoɹɟ ɯoʇ uodnǝɹǝɥʍ 'ɹɐǝ s’ɯoʇ oʇ ǝso1ɔ buıɥʇǝɯos pǝɹnɯɹnɯ puɐ ʞɔɐq ǝɯɐɔ ɹǝ1ʇnq ǝɥʇ

.ʞsnp ʇɐ ʇǝǝɹʇs ʇuɐsɐǝ1d ɐ buıʌɐǝ1 uǝɹp1ıɥɔ ǝʞı1 'ʇǝɹbǝɹ buıɹǝbuı1 ɥʇıʍ ɹǝɥ buıʇɹǝsǝp ʇɥbı1 ɥɔɐǝ 'pǝpɐɟ ʍo1b ǝɥʇ uǝɥʇ—pǝuǝʇsı1 ı sɐ ʎ1ssǝ1ɥʇɐǝɹq pɹɐʍɹoɟ ǝɯ pǝ11ǝdɯoɔ ǝɔıoʌ ɹǝɥ ;ǝɔɐɟ buıʍo1b ɹǝɥ uodn uoıʇɔǝɟɟɐ ɔıʇuɐɯoɹ ɥʇıʍ 11ǝɟ ǝuıɥsuns ʇsɐ1 ǝɥʇ ʇuǝɯoɯ ɐ ɹoɟ

”.uoıʇısod sıɥ dn ǝʌıb oʇ pɐɥ ǝɥ ʎ11ɐuıɟ 1ıʇun 'ǝsɹoʍ oʇ pɐq ɯoɹɟ ʇuǝʍ sbuıɥʇ .sǝʎ“

.ɹǝʞɐq ssıɯ pǝʇsǝbbns ”'ǝsɹoʍ oʇ pɐq ɯoɹɟ ʇuǝʍ sbuıɥʇ“

”——ǝsou sıɥ ʇɔǝɟɟɐ oʇ uɐbǝq ʇı ʎ11ɐuıɟ 1ıʇun 'ʇɥbıu 11ıʇ buıuɹoɯ ɯoɹɟ ʇı ɥsı1od oʇ pɐɥ ǝɥ .ǝ1doǝd pǝɹpunɥ oʍʇ ɹoɟ ǝɔıʌɹǝs ɹǝʌ1ıs ɐ pɐɥ ʇɐɥʇ ʞɹoʎ ʍǝu uı ǝ1doǝd ǝɯos ɹoɟ ɹǝɥsı1od ɹǝʌ1ıs ǝɥʇ ǝq oʇ pǝsn ǝɥ ;ɹǝ1ʇnq ɐ sʎɐʍ1ɐ ʇ’usɐʍ ǝɥ '11ǝʍ“

”.ʇɥbıu-oʇ ɹǝʌo ǝɯɐɔ ı ʎɥʍ s’ʇɐɥʇ“

”¿ǝsou s’ɹǝ1ʇnq ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ɹɐǝɥ oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ op .ǝsou s’ɹǝ1ʇnq ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ s’ʇı“ .ʎ11ɐɔıʇsɐısnɥʇuǝ pǝɹǝdsıɥʍ ǝɥs ”'ʇǝɹɔǝs ʎ1ıɯɐɟ ɐ noʎ 11ǝʇ 11’ı“

.ǝɯ pɹɐʍoʇ pǝuɐǝ1 puɐ uoıʇdnɹɹǝʇuı ʎɹɐʇuǝɯoɯ ǝɥʇ uodn pǝzıǝs ʎsıɐp ɥɔɹod ǝɥʇ ʇɟǝ1 ɹǝ1ʇnq ǝɥʇ puɐ ǝpısuı buɐɹ ǝuoɥdǝ1ǝʇ ǝɥʇ 'ʎ1ǝʇɐıpǝɯɯı ʇsoɯ1ɐ 'uǝɥʍ .ǝɹoɯ ʎuɐ ɯıɥ oʇ ɥbnouǝ ʇou sɐʍ 'p1o ɟo uɐɥʇ ǝʇnɔɐ ǝɹoɯ 'ʎɔuǝɔɐ1dɯoɔ sıɥ ɟı sɐ 'uoıʇɐɹʇuǝɔuoɔ sıɥ uı ɔıʇǝɥʇɐd buıɥʇǝɯos sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ

”¿ǝǝs noʎ op .ʇɐɥʇ 11ɐ puɐ 'ʇɹɐ puɐ ǝɔuǝıɔs 'ɥo—uoıʇɐzı1ıʌıɔ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ob ʇɐɥʇ sbuıɥʇ ǝɥʇ 11ɐ pǝɔnpoɹd ǝʌ’ǝʍ puɐ—“ .uıɐbɐ ǝɯ ʇɐ pǝʞuıʍ ǝɥs puɐ 'pou ʇɥbı1s ɐ ɥʇıʍ ʎsıɐp pǝpn1ɔuı ǝɥ uoıʇɐʇısǝɥ 1ɐɯısǝʇıuıɟuı uɐ ɹǝʇɟɐ ”——puɐ 'ǝɹɐ noʎ puɐ 'ǝɹɐ noʎ puɐ 'ɯɐ ı .sɔıpɹou ǝɹ’ǝʍ ʇɐɥʇ sı ɐǝpı sıɥʇ“

.ɹıɐɥɔ sıɥ uı ʎ1ıʌɐǝɥ buıʇɟıɥs ʎq ɹǝɥ pǝʇdnɹɹǝʇuı ɯoʇ ʇnq 'ɹǝʞɐq ssıɯ uɐbǝq ”—ɐıuɹoɟı1ɐɔ uı ǝʌı1 oʇ ʇɥbno noʎ“

.uns ʇuǝʌɹǝɟ ǝɥʇ pɹɐʍoʇ ʎ1snoıɔoɹǝɟ buıʞuıʍ 'ʎsıɐp pǝɹǝdsıɥʍ ”'uʍop ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝq oʇ ʇob ǝʌ’ǝʍ“

”.sbuıɥʇ ɟo 1oɹʇuoɔ ǝʌɐɥ 11ıʍ sǝɔɐɹ ɹǝɥʇo ǝsǝɥʇ ɹo ʇno ɥɔʇɐʍ oʇ 'ǝɔɐɹ ʇuɐuıɯop ǝɥʇ ǝɹɐ oɥʍ 'sn oʇ dn s’ʇı .buıɥʇ ǝ1oɥʍ ǝɥʇ ʇno pǝʞɹoʍ sɐɥ ʍo11ǝɟ sıɥʇ“ .ʎ1ʇuǝıʇɐdɯı ɹǝɥ ʇɐ buıɔuɐ1b 'ɯoʇ pǝʇsısuı ”'ɔıɟıʇuǝıɔs 11ɐ ǝɹɐ sʞooq ǝsǝɥʇ '11ǝʍ“

”——ǝʍ pɹoʍ ʇɐɥʇ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʍ .ɯǝɥʇ uı spɹoʍ buo1 ɥʇıʍ sʞooq dǝǝp spɐǝɹ ǝɥ“ .ssǝupɐs 1nɟʇɥbnoɥʇun ɟo uoıssǝɹdxǝ uɐ ɥʇıʍ 'ʎsıɐp pıɐs ”'punoɟoɹd ʎɹǝʌ buıʇʇǝb s’ɯoʇ“

”.pǝʌoɹd uǝǝq s’ʇı ;ɟɟnʇs ɔıɟıʇuǝıɔs 11ɐ s’ʇı .pǝbɹǝɯqns ʎ1ɹǝʇʇn ǝq 11ıʍ—ǝq 11ıʍ ǝɔɐɹ ǝʇıɥʍ ǝɥʇ ʇno ʞoo1 ʇ’uop ǝʍ ɟı sı ɐǝpı ǝɥʇ .ʇı pɐǝɹ oʇ ʇɥbno ʎpoqʎɹǝʌǝ puɐ 'ʞooq ǝuıɟ ɐ s’ʇı '11ǝʍ“

.ǝuoʇ sıɥ ʎq pǝsıɹdɹns ɹǝɥʇɐɹ 'pǝɹǝʍsuɐ ı ”'ou 'ʎɥʍ“

”¿pɹɐppob uɐɯ sıɥʇ ʎq ’sǝɹıdɯǝ pǝɹo1oɔ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝsıɹ ǝɥʇ‘ pɐǝɹ noʎ ǝʌɐɥ .sbuıɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ʇsıɯıssǝd ǝ1qıɹɹǝʇ ɐ ǝq oʇ uǝʇʇob ǝʌ’ı“ .ʎ1ʇuǝ1oıʌ ɯoʇ ʇno ǝʞoɹq ”'sǝɔǝıd oʇ buıob s’uoıʇɐzı1ıʌıɔ“

.ʎɐʍ pǝʇɔǝdxǝun uɐ uı dn uǝʞɐʇ sɐʍ ʇı ʇnq 'ʞɹɐɯǝɹ sıɥʇ ʎq ɹɐ1nɔıʇɹɐd uı buıɥʇou ʇuɐǝɯ ı

”¿buıɥʇǝɯos ɹo sdoɹɔ ʇnoqɐ ʞ1ɐʇ noʎ ʇ’uɐɔ“ .ʇǝɹɐ1ɔ ǝʌıssǝɹdɯı ɹǝɥʇɐɹ ʇnq ʎʞɹoɔ ɟo ssɐ1b puoɔǝs ʎɯ uo pǝssǝɟuoɔ ı ”'ʎsıɐp 'pǝzı1ıʌıɔun 1ǝǝɟ ǝɯ ǝʞɐɯ noʎ“

.ɟ1ǝsʇı ʇuǝɯoɯ ǝɥʇ ɟo pɐǝɹp snoʌɹǝu ɹǝǝɥs uı ǝs1ǝ ɹo uoıʇɐdıɔıʇuɐ pǝʇuıoddɐsıp ʎ11ɐnuıʇuoɔ ɐ uı 'ǝso1ɔ sʇı pɹɐʍoʇ ǝsɐɥd oʇ ǝsɐɥd ɯoɹɟ pǝıɹɹnɥ sɐʍ buıuǝʌǝ uɐ ǝɹǝɥʍ 'ʇsǝʍ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ʎ1dɹɐɥs sɐʍ ʇı .ʎɐʍɐ ʇnd ʎ11ɐnsɐɔ puɐ ɹǝʌo ǝq p1noʍ ooʇ buıuǝʌǝ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʇɐ1 ǝ1ʇʇı1 ɐ puɐ ɹǝʌo ǝq p1noʍ ɹǝuuıp ʎ1ʇuǝsǝɹd ʇɐɥʇ ʍǝuʞ ʎǝɥʇ .pǝuıɐʇɹǝʇuǝ ǝq oʇ ɹo uıɐʇɹǝʇuǝ oʇ ʇɹoɟɟǝ ʇuɐsɐǝ1d ǝʇı1od ɐ ʎ1uo buıʞɐɯ 'ǝɯ puɐ ɯoʇ pǝʇdǝɔɔɐ ʎǝɥʇ puɐ 'ǝɹǝɥ ǝɹǝʍ ʎǝɥʇ .ǝɹısǝp 11ɐ ɟo ǝɔuǝsqɐ ǝɥʇ uı sǝʎǝ 1ɐuosɹǝdɯı ɹıǝɥʇ puɐ sǝssǝɹp ǝʇıɥʍ ɹıǝɥʇ sɐ 1ooɔ sɐ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ 'ɹǝʇʇɐɥɔ ǝʇınb ɹǝʌǝu sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɔuǝnbǝsuoɔuı buıɹǝʇuɐq ɐ ɥʇıʍ puɐ ʎ1ǝʌısnɹʇqoun 'ǝɔuo ʇɐ pǝʞ1ɐʇ ɹǝʞɐq ssıɯ puɐ ǝɥs sǝɯıʇǝɯos

.ʎsıɐp pǝʇsısuı ”'buıʞ1nɥ“

”.buıppıʞ uı uǝʌǝ“ 'ʎ1ssoɹɔ ɯoʇ pǝʇɔǝظqo ”'buıʞ1nɥ pɹoʍ ʇɐɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ ı“

”——ɐ ɟo uǝɯıɔǝds 1ɐɔısʎɥd buıʞ1nɥ 'bıq 'ʇɐǝɹb ɐ 'uɐɯ ɐ ɟo ǝʇnɹq ɐ buıʎɹɹɐɯ ɹoɟ ʇǝb ı ʇɐɥʍ s’ʇɐɥʇ .ʇı op pıp noʎ ʇnq 'oʇ uɐǝɯ ʇ’upıp noʎ ʍouʞ ı“ .ʎ1buısnɔɔɐ pıɐs ǝɥs ”'ɯoʇ 'ʇı pıp noʎ“

.ǝn1q puɐ ʞɔɐ1q sɐʍ ǝ1ʞɔnuʞ ǝɥʇ—pǝʞoo1 11ɐ ǝʍ

”.ʇı ʇɹnɥ ı“ ;pǝuıɐ1dɯoɔ ǝɥs ”¡ʞoo1“

.ɹǝbuıɟ ǝ1ʇʇı1 ɹǝɥ uo uoıssǝɹdxǝ pǝʍɐ uɐ ɥʇıʍ pǝuǝʇsɐɟ sǝʎǝ ɹǝɥ ɹǝʍsuɐ p1noɔ ı ǝɹoɟǝq

”¿uɐ1d ǝ1doǝd op ʇɐɥʍ“ :ʎ1ssǝ1d1ǝɥ ǝɯ oʇ pǝuɹnʇ ǝɥs ”¿uɐ1d ǝʍ 11’ʇɐɥʍ“ .ʎsıɐp pıɐs ”'ʇɥbıɹ 11ɐ“

.pǝq oʇuı buıʇʇǝb ǝɹǝʍ ǝɥs ɟı sɐ ǝ1qɐʇ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ uʍop buıʇʇıs 'ɹǝʞɐq ssıɯ pǝuʍɐʎ ”'buıɥʇǝɯos uɐ1d oʇ ʇɥbno ǝʍ“

”.ʇı ssıɯ uǝɥʇ puɐ ɹɐǝʎ ǝɥʇ uı ʎɐp ʇsǝbuo1 ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ɥɔʇɐʍ sʎɐʍ1ɐ ı ¿ʇı ssıɯ uǝɥʇ puɐ ɹɐǝʎ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʎɐp ʇsǝbuo1 ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ɥɔʇɐʍ sʎɐʍ1ɐ noʎ op“ .ʎ1ʇuɐıpɐɹ 11ɐ sn ʇɐ pǝʞoo1 ǝɥs ”.ɹɐǝʎ ǝɥʇ uı ʎɐp ʇsǝbuo1 ǝɥʇ ǝq 11’ʇı sʞǝǝʍ oʍʇ uı“ .sɹǝbuıɟ ɹǝɥ ɥʇıʍ ʇno ɯǝɥʇ pǝddɐus ǝɥs .buıuʍoɹɟ 'ʎsıɐp pǝʇɔǝظqo ”¿sǝ1puɐɔ ʎɥʍ“

.puıʍ pǝɥsıuıɯıp ǝɥʇ uı ǝ1qɐʇ ǝɥʇ uo pǝɹǝʞɔı1ɟ sǝ1puɐɔ ɹnoɟ ǝɹǝɥʍ 'ʇǝsuns ǝɥʇ pɹɐʍoʇ uǝdo 'ɥɔɹod pǝɹo1oɔ-ʎsoɹ ɐ oʇuo ʇno sn pǝpǝɔǝɹd uǝɯoʍ bunoʎ oʍʇ ǝɥʇ 'sdıɥ ɹıǝɥʇ uo ʎ1ʇɥbı1 ʇǝs spuɐɥ ɹıǝɥʇ 'ʎ1pınbuɐ1 'ʎ1ɹǝpuǝ1s

.ǝɹɐnbs ɹǝɥʇouɐ oʇ ɹǝʞɔǝɥɔ ɐ buıʌoɯ ǝɹǝʍ ǝɥ ɥbnoɥʇ sɐ ɯooɹ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ǝɯ pǝ11ǝdɯoɔ uɐuɐɥɔnq ɯoʇ 'ǝuıɯ ɹǝpun ʎ1ǝʌıʇɐɹǝdɯı ɯɹɐ ǝsuǝʇ sıɥ buıbpǝʍ ;pǝɔunouuɐ sɐʍ ɹǝuuıp ɹoqɥbıǝu ʎɯ sɐʍ ǝɥ ʇɐɥʇ ʎ1dǝɹ p1noɔ ı ǝɹoɟǝq

”¿ʎqsʇɐb ʇɐɥʍ“ .ʎsıɐp pǝpuɐɯǝp ”¿ʎqsʇɐb“

”.ʎqsʇɐb ʍouʞ ʇsnɯ noʎ“

”——ǝ1buıs ɐ ʍouʞ ʇ’uop ı“

”.ǝɹǝɥʇ ʎpoqǝɯos ʍouʞ ı“ .ʎ1snonʇdɯǝʇuoɔ pǝʞɹɐɯǝɹ ǝɥs ”'bbǝ ʇsǝʍ uı ǝʌı1 noʎ“

.ǝɹoɟǝq ǝɹǝɥʍǝɯos 'ɹǝɥ ɟo ǝɹnʇɔıd ɐ ɹo 'ɹǝɥ uǝǝs pɐɥ ı ʇɐɥʇ ʍou ǝɯ oʇ pǝɹɹnɔɔo ʇı .ǝɔɐɟ pǝʇuǝʇuoɔsıp 'buıɯɹɐɥɔ 'uɐʍ ɐ ɟo ʇno ʎʇısoıɹnɔ 1ɐɔoɹdıɔǝɹ ǝʇı1od ɥʇıʍ ǝɯ ʇɐ ʞɔɐq pǝʞoo1 sǝʎǝ pǝuıɐɹʇs-uns ʎɐɹb ɹǝɥ .ʇǝpɐɔ bunoʎ ɐ ǝʞı1 sɹǝp1noɥs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ pɹɐʍʞɔɐq ʎpoq ɹǝɥ buıʍoɹɥʇ ʎq pǝʇɐnʇuǝɔɔɐ ǝɥs ɥɔıɥʍ 'ǝbɐıɹɹɐɔ ʇɔǝɹǝ uɐ ɥʇıʍ '1ɹıb pǝʇsɐǝɹq-11ɐɯs 'ɹǝpuǝ1s ɐ sɐʍ ǝɥs .ɹǝɥ ʇɐ buıʞoo1 pǝʎoظuǝ ı ”.ǝuop ʇob“ ǝɥs sɐʍ ʇı ʇɐɥʍ buıɹǝpuoʍ 'ɹǝʞɐq ssıɯ ʇɐ pǝʞoo1 ı

”.ǝɯ puoʎǝq sı ǝuop buıɥʇʎuɐ ʇǝb ɹǝʌǝ noʎ ʍoɥ“ .ssɐ1b ɐ ɟo ɯoʇʇoq ǝɥʇ uı doɹp ɐ ǝɹǝʍ ʇı ɟı sɐ ʞuıɹp sıɥ uʍop ʞooʇ ǝɥ ”¡ǝɹɐ noʎ“

.ʎ1sno1npǝɹɔuı ɹǝɥ ʇɐ pǝʞoo1 ʇsoɥ ɹǝɥ

”.buıuıɐɹʇ uı ʎ1ǝʇn1osqɐ ɯ’ı“ 'ʎɹʇuɐd ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ uı ʇsnظ s1ıɐʇʞɔoɔ ɹnoɟ ǝɥʇ oʇ ɹǝʞɐq ssıɯ pıɐs ”'sʞuɐɥʇ 'ou“

”.uoouɹǝʇɟɐ 11ɐ ʞɹoʎ ʍǝu oʇ noʎ ʇǝb oʇ buıʎɹʇ uǝǝq ǝʌ’ı“ 'pǝʇɹoʇǝɹ ʎsıɐp ”'ǝɯ ʇɐ ʞoo1 ʇ’uop“

”.ɹǝqɯǝɯǝɹ uɐɔ ı sɐ buo1 sɐ ɹoɟ ɐɟos ʇɐɥʇ uo buıʎ1 uǝǝq ǝʌ’ı“ 'pǝuıɐ1dɯoɔ ǝɥs ”'ɟɟıʇs ɯ’ı“

.ɯooɹ ǝɥʇ oʇuı dn pooʇs sʇuǝɯǝʌoɯ ʇɟǝp 'pıdɐɹ ɟo sǝıɹǝs ɐ ɥʇıʍ puɐ pǝuʍɐʎ ǝɥs ɹoɟ 'ǝɯ pıp ʇı sɐ ɥɔnɯ sɐ ɹǝɥ pǝsıɹdɹns ʇı ʎ1ʇuǝpıʌǝ .ɯooɹ ǝɥʇ oʇuı ǝɯɐɔ ı ǝɔuıs pǝɹǝʇʇn ǝɥs pɹoʍ ʇsɹıɟ ǝɥʇ sɐʍ ʇı—pǝʇɹɐʇs ı ʇɐɥʇ ssǝuuǝppns ɥɔns ɥʇıʍ ”¡ʎ1ǝʇn1osqɐ“

ıɐs ɹǝʞɐq ssıɯ ʇuıod sıɥʇ ʇɐ

”.ǝs1ǝ ǝɹǝɥʍʎuɐ ǝʌı1 oʇ 1ooɟ pǝuɯɐp pob ɐ ǝq p’ı“ .ǝɹoɯ buıɥʇǝɯos ɹoɟ ʇɹǝ1ɐ ǝɹǝʍ ǝɥ ɟı sɐ 'ǝɯ ʇɐ ʞɔɐq uǝɥʇ puɐ ʎsıɐp ʇɐ buıɔuɐ1b 'pıɐs ǝɥ ”'ʎɹɹoʍ noʎ ʇ’uop 'ʇsɐǝ ǝɥʇ uı ʎɐʇs 11’ı 'ɥo“

”.ʇsɐǝ ǝɥʇ uı ʎɐʇs noʎ ɟı 11ıʍ noʎ“ .ʎ1ʇɹoɥs pǝɹǝʍsuɐ ı ”'11ıʍ noʎ“

.ǝɯ pǝʎouuɐ sıɥʇ

.ʎ1ǝʌısıɔǝp pǝʞɹɐɯǝɹ ǝɥ ”'ɯǝɥʇ ɟo pɹɐǝɥ ɹǝʌǝu“

.ɯıɥ p1oʇ ı

”¿ɥʇıʍ oɥʍ“

”.uɐɯ puoq ɐ ɯ’ı“

”¿ʞɔıu 'buıop noʎ ʇɐɥʍ“

.ɹǝp1noɥs ʎɯ uo puɐɥ sıɥ pǝʇsǝɹ puɐ pǝddoʇs 'ɯooɹ ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ʎ1ssǝ1ʇsǝɹ buıɹǝʌoɥ uǝǝq pɐɥ oɥʍ 'uɐuɐɥɔnq ɯoʇ

”——s’ǝɥs .ɹǝɥ ǝǝs oʇ ʇɥbno noʎ '11ǝʍ“

”.ɹǝʌǝu“

”¿ɹǝɥ uǝǝs ɹǝʌǝ noʎ ʇ’uǝʌɐɥ .p1o sɹɐǝʎ ǝǝɹɥʇ s’ǝɥs .dǝǝ1sɐ s’ǝɥs“

”.oʇ ǝʞı1 p’ı“

”.ʎqɐq ǝɥʇ ǝǝs oʇ ʇɥbno noʎ“ :ʎ1ʇuɐʌǝ1ǝɹɹı pǝppɐ ǝɥs uǝɥʇ ”¡ʍoɹɹoɯ-oʇ .ɯoʇ 'ʞɔɐq ob s’ʇǝ1 ¡snoǝbɹob ʍoɥ“

”.ǝɹoɥs ɥʇɹou ǝɥʇ buo1ɐ ʇɥbıu 11ɐ 1ıɐʍ ʇuǝʇsısɹǝd ɐ s’ǝɹǝɥʇ puɐ 'ɥʇɐǝɹʍ buıuɹnoɯ ɐ sɐ ʞɔɐ1q pǝʇuıɐd 1ǝǝɥʍ ɹɐǝɹ ʇɟǝ1 ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ sɹɐɔ ǝɥʇ 11ɐ .ǝʇɐ1osǝp sı uʍoʇ ǝ1oɥʍ ǝɥʇ“

.ʎ11ɐɔıʇɐʇsɔǝ pǝıɹɔ ǝɥs ”¿ǝɯ ssıɯ ʎǝɥʇ op“

.ǝɯ ɥbnoɹɥʇ ǝʌo1 ɹıǝɥʇ ʇuǝs pɐɥ ǝ1doǝd uǝzop ɐ ʍoɥ puɐ 'ʇsɐǝ ʎɐʍ ʎɯ uo ʎɐp ɐ ɹoɟ obɐɔıɥɔ uı ɟɟo pǝddoʇs pɐɥ ı ʍoɥ ɹǝɥ p1oʇ ı

.ɹnoɥ ʇxǝu ǝɥʇ uı buıɹǝʌoɥ sbuıɥʇ buıʇıɔxǝ 'ʎɐb ǝɹǝʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ puɐ ǝɔuıs ǝ1ıɥʍ ɐ ʇsnظ sbuıɥʇ buıʇıɔxǝ 'ʎɐb ǝuop pɐɥ ǝɥs ʇɐɥʇ ǝsıɯoɹd ɐ ”'uǝʇsı1“ pǝɹǝdsıɥʍ ɐ 'uoıs1ndɯoɔ buıbuıs ɐ :ʇǝbɹoɟ oʇ ʇ1nɔıɟɟıp punoɟ ɹǝɥ ɹoɟ pǝɹɐɔ pɐɥ oɥʍ uǝɯ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɔıoʌ ɹǝɥ uı ʇuǝɯǝʇıɔxǝ uɐ sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇnq 'ɥʇnoɯ ǝʇɐuoıssɐd ʇɥbıɹq ɐ puɐ sǝʎǝ ʇɥbıɹq 'ʇı uı sbuıɥʇ ʇɥbıɹq ɥʇıʍ ʎ1ǝʌo1 puɐ pɐs sɐʍ ǝɔɐɟ ɹǝɥ .uıɐbɐ pǝʎɐ1d ǝq ɹǝʌǝu 11ıʍ ʇɐɥʇ sǝʇou ɟo ʇuǝɯǝbuɐɹɹɐ uɐ sı ɥɔǝǝds ɥɔɐǝ ɟı sɐ 'uʍop puɐ dn sʍo11oɟ ɹɐǝ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɔıoʌ ɟo puıʞ ǝɥʇ sɐʍ ʇı .ǝɔıoʌ buı11ıɹɥʇ 'ʍo1 ɹǝɥ uı suoıʇsǝnb ǝɯ ʞsɐ oʇ uɐbǝq oɥʍ 'uısnoɔ ʎɯ ʇɐ ʞɔɐq pǝʞoo1 ı

.ǝɯ ɯoɹɟ ǝʇnqıɹʇ pǝuunʇs ɐ sʍɐɹp ʎɔuǝıɔıɟɟns-ɟ1ǝs ǝʇǝ1dɯoɔ ɟo uoıʇıqıɥxǝ ʎuɐ ʇsoɯ1ɐ .sdı1 ʎɯ oʇ ǝsoɹɐ ʎbo1odɐ ɟo ʇɹos ɐ uıɐbɐ .ʇɥbıɹɟ ɐ ɟo buıɥʇǝɯos ɹǝɥ uǝʌıb puɐ ǝ1ʇʇı1 ɐ pǝɹǝʇʇoʇ ʎ1snoıʌqo pɐɥ buıɔuɐ1ɐq sɐʍ ǝɥs ʇɔǝظqo ǝɥʇ—uıɐbɐ ʞɔɐq pɐǝɥ ɹǝɥ pǝddıʇ ʎ1ʞɔınb uǝɥʇ puɐ 'ʎ1qıʇdǝɔɹǝdɯı ʇsoɯ1ɐ ǝɯ ʇɐ pǝppou ǝɥs 'pǝɹǝʇʇn1ɟ sdı1 s’ɹǝʞɐq ssıɯ 'ǝʇɐɹ ʎuɐ ʇɐ

(.buıɯɹɐɥɔ ssǝ1 ou ʇı ǝpɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ ɯsıɔıʇıɹɔ ʇuɐʌǝ1ǝɹɹı uɐ ;ɹǝɥ pɹɐʍoʇ uɐǝ1 ǝ1doǝd ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ʎ1uo sɐʍ ɹnɯɹnɯ s’ʎsıɐp ʇɐɥʇ pıɐs ʇı pɹɐǝɥ ǝʌ’ı) .ɹǝʞɐq sɐʍ 1ɹıb buıɔuɐ1ɐq ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɯɐuɹns ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ɹnɯɹnɯ ɐ uı pǝʇuıɥ ǝɥs .pɐɥ ǝɥs ʎɐʍ ɐ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ .ǝǝs oʇ pǝʇuɐʍ ɥɔnɯ os ǝɥs p1ɹoʍ ǝɥʇ uı ǝuo ou sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ buısıɯoɹd 'ǝɔɐɟ ʎɯ oʇuı dn buıʞoo1 'ʇuǝɯoɯ ɐ ɹoɟ puɐɥ ʎɯ p1ǝɥ puɐ 'ʎʇʇıʍ ʎɹǝʌ buıɥʇǝɯos pıɐs ǝɥs ɟı sɐ 'uıɐbɐ pǝɥbnɐ1 ǝɥs ”.ssǝuıddɐɥ ɥʇıʍ pǝzʎ1ɐɹɐd-d ɯ’ı“

.ɯooɹ ǝɥʇ oʇuı pɹɐʍɹoɟ ǝɯɐɔ puɐ ooʇ pǝɥbnɐ1 ı puɐ 'ɥbnɐ1 ǝ1ʇʇı1 buıɯɹɐɥɔ 'pɹnsqɐ uɐ 'pǝɥbnɐ1 ǝɥs uǝɥʇ—uoıssǝɹdxǝ snoıʇuǝıɔsuoɔ ɐ ɥʇıʍ pɹɐʍɹoɟ ʎ1ʇɥbı1s pǝuɐǝ1 ǝɥs—ǝsıɹ oʇ ʇdɯǝʇʇɐ uɐ ǝpɐɯ 'ʎsıɐp '1ɹıb ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ

.uı buıɯoɔ ʎq ɹǝɥ pǝqɹnʇsıp buıʌɐɥ ɹoɟ ʎbo1odɐ uɐ buıɹnɯɹnɯ oʇuı pǝsıɹdɹns ʇsoɯ1ɐ sɐʍ ı 'pǝǝpuı—ʇı ɟo ʇuıɥ ou ǝʌɐb ǝɥs sǝʎǝ ɹǝɥ ɟo ɹǝuɹoɔ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno ǝɯ ʍɐs ǝɥs ɟı .11ɐɟ oʇ ʎ1ǝʞı1 ǝʇınb sɐʍ ɥɔıɥʍ ʇı uo buıɥʇǝɯos buıɔuɐ1ɐq ǝɹǝʍ ǝɥs ɟı sɐ 'ǝ1ʇʇı1 ɐ pǝsıɐɹ uıɥɔ ɹǝɥ ɥʇıʍ puɐ 'ssǝ1uoıʇoɯ ʎ1ǝʇǝ1dɯoɔ 'uɐʌıp ǝɥʇ ɟo puǝ ɹǝɥ ʇɐ ɥʇbuǝ1 11nɟ pǝpuǝʇxǝ sɐʍ ǝɥs .ǝɯ oʇ ɹǝbuɐɹʇs ɐ sɐʍ oʍʇ ǝɥʇ ɟo ɹǝbunoʎ ǝɥʇ

.ɹoo1ɟ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʎ1ʍo1s pǝuoo11ɐq uǝɯoʍ bunoʎ oʍʇ ǝɥʇ puɐ sbnɹ ǝɥʇ puɐ suıɐʇɹnɔ ǝɥʇ puɐ 'ɯooɹ ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ʇno pǝıp puıʍ ʇɥbnɐɔ ǝɥʇ puɐ sʍopuıʍ ɹɐǝɹ ǝɥʇ ʇnɥs uɐuɐɥɔnq ɯoʇ sɐ ɯooq ɐ sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ uǝɥʇ .11ɐʍ ǝɥʇ uo ǝɹnʇɔıd ɐ ɟo uɐoɹb ǝɥʇ puɐ suıɐʇɹnɔ ǝɥʇ ɟo dɐus puɐ dıɥʍ ǝɥʇ oʇ buıuǝʇsı1 sʇuǝɯoɯ ʍǝɟ ɐ ɹoɟ pooʇs ǝʌɐɥ ʇsnɯ ı .ǝsnoɥ ǝɥʇ punoɹɐ ʇɥbı1ɟ ʇɹoɥs ɐ ɹǝʇɟɐ uı ʞɔɐq uʍo1q uǝǝq ʇsnظ pɐɥ ʎǝɥʇ ɟı sɐ buıɹǝʇʇn1ɟ puɐ buı1ddıɹ ǝɹǝʍ sǝssǝɹp ɹıǝɥʇ puɐ 'ǝʇıɥʍ uı ɥʇoq ǝɹǝʍ ʎǝɥʇ .uoo11ɐq pǝɹoɥɔuɐ uɐ uodn ɥbnoɥʇ sɐ dn pǝʎonq ǝɹǝʍ uǝɯoʍ bunoʎ oʍʇ ɥɔıɥʍ uo ɥɔnoɔ snoɯɹouǝ uɐ sɐʍ ɯooɹ ǝɥʇ uı ʇɔǝظqo ʎɹɐuoıʇɐʇs ʎ1ǝʇǝ1dɯoɔ ʎ1uo ǝɥʇ

.ɐǝs ǝɥʇ uo sǝop puıʍ sɐ ʇı uo ʍopɐɥs ɐ buıʞɐɯ 'bnɹ pǝɹo1oɔ-ǝuıʍ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo pǝ1ddıɹ uǝɥʇ puɐ 'buı1ıǝɔ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝʞɐɔ-buıppǝʍ pǝʇsoɹɟ ǝɥʇ pɹɐʍoʇ dn ɯǝɥʇ buıʇsıʍʇ 'sbɐ1ɟ ǝ1ɐd ǝʞı1 ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ʇno puɐ puǝ ǝuo ʇɐ uı suıɐʇɹnɔ ʍǝ1q 'ɯooɹ ǝɥʇ ɥbnoɹɥʇ ʍǝ1q ǝzǝǝɹq ɐ .ǝsnoɥ ǝɥʇ oʇuı ʎɐʍ ǝ1ʇʇı1 ɐ ʍoɹb oʇ pǝɯǝǝs ʇɐɥʇ ǝpısʇno ssɐɹb ɥsǝɹɟ ǝɥʇ ʇsuıɐbɐ ǝʇıɥʍ buıɯɐǝ1b puɐ ɹɐظɐ ǝɹǝʍ sʍopuıʍ ǝɥʇ .puǝ ɹǝɥʇıǝ ʇɐ sʍopuıʍ ɥɔuǝɹɟ ʎq ǝsnoɥ ǝɥʇ oʇuı punoq ʎ1ǝ1ıbɐɹɟ 'ǝɔɐds pǝɹo1oɔ-ʎsoɹ ʇɥbıɹq ɐ oʇuı ʎɐʍ11ɐɥ ɥbıɥ ɐ ɥbnoɹɥʇ pǝʞ1ɐʍ ǝʍ

”.ǝpısuı ob 11’ǝʍ“ .ʎ1ʇdnɹqɐ puɐ ʎ1ǝʇı1od 'uıɐbɐ punoɹɐ ǝɯ pǝuɹnʇ ǝɥ ”.uɐɯ 1ıo ǝɥʇ 'ǝuıɐɯǝp oʇ pǝbuo1ǝq ʇı“

.ǝɹoɥsɟɟo ǝpıʇ ǝɥʇ pǝdɯnq ʇɐɥʇ ʇɐoq-ɹoʇoɯ pǝsou-qnus ɐ puɐ 'sǝsoɹ ʇuǝbund 'dǝǝp ɟo ǝɹɔɐ ɟ1ɐɥ ɐ 'uǝpɹɐb uɐı1ɐʇı uǝʞuns ɐ dǝǝʍs sʇı uı buıpn1ɔuı 'ɐʇsıʌ ʇuoɹɟ ǝɥʇ buo1ɐ puɐɥ ʇɐ1ɟ pɐoɹq ɐ pǝʌoɯ ǝɥ 'ɯɹɐ ǝuo ʎq punoɹɐ ǝɯ buıuɹnʇ

.ʎ1ssǝ1ʇsǝɹ ʇnoqɐ buıɥsɐ1ɟ sǝʎǝ sıɥ 'pıɐs ǝɥ ”'ǝɹǝɥ ǝɔɐ1d ǝɔıu ɐ ʇob ǝʌ’ı“

.ɥɔɹod ʎuuns ǝɥʇ uo sǝʇnuıɯ ʍǝɟ ɐ ɹoɟ pǝʞ1ɐʇ ǝʍ

.uʍo sıɥ ɟo ssǝu1nɟʇsıʍ ʇuɐıɟǝp 'ɥsɹɐɥ ǝɯos ɥʇıʍ ɯıɥ ǝʞı1 oʇ ǝɯ pǝʇuɐʍ puɐ ǝɯ ɟo pǝʌoɹddɐ ǝɥ ʇɐɥʇ uoıssǝɹdɯı ǝɥʇ pɐɥ sʎɐʍ1ɐ ı ǝʇɐɯıʇuı ɹǝʌǝu ǝɹǝʍ ǝʍ ǝ1ıɥʍ puɐ 'ʎʇǝıɔos ɹoıuǝs ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ uı ǝɹǝʍ ǝʍ ”.ǝɹɐ noʎ uɐɥʇ uɐɯ ɐ ɟo ǝɹoɯ puɐ ɹǝbuoɹʇs ɯ’ı ǝsnɐɔǝq ʇsnظ“ 'ʎɐs oʇ pǝɯǝǝs ǝɥ ”'1ɐuıɟ sı sɹǝʇʇɐɯ ǝsǝɥʇ uo uoıuıdo ʎɯ ʞuıɥʇ ʇ’uop 'ʍou“

.sʇnb sıɥ pǝʇɐɥ pɐɥ oɥʍ uǝʌɐɥ ʍǝu ʇɐ uǝɯ ǝɹǝʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ puɐ—pǝʞı1 ǝɥ ǝ1doǝd pɹɐʍoʇ uǝʌǝ 'ʇı uı ʇdɯǝʇuoɔ 1ɐuɹǝʇɐd ɟo ɥɔnoʇ ɐ sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ .pǝʎǝʌuoɔ ǝɥ ssǝusnoıʇɔɐɹɟ ɟo uoıssǝɹdɯı ǝɥʇ oʇ pǝppɐ 'ɹouǝʇ ʎʞsnɥ ɟɟnɹb ɐ 'ǝɔıoʌ buıʞɐǝds sıɥ

.ʎpoq 1ǝnɹɔ ɐ—ǝbɐɹǝʌǝ1 snoɯɹouǝ ɟo ǝ1qɐdɐɔ ʎpoq ɐ sɐʍ ʇı .ʇɐoɔ uıɥʇ sıɥ ɹǝpun pǝʌoɯ ɹǝp1noɥs sıɥ uǝɥʍ buıʇɟıɥs ǝ1ɔsnɯ ɟo ʞɔɐd ʇɐǝɹb ɐ ǝǝs p1noɔ noʎ puɐ 'buıɔɐ1 doʇ ǝɥʇ pǝuıɐɹʇs ǝɥ 1ıʇun sʇooq buıuǝʇsı1b ǝsoɥʇ 11ıɟ oʇ pǝɯǝǝs ǝɥ—ʎpoq ʇɐɥʇ ɟo ɹǝʍod snoɯɹouǝ ǝɥʇ ǝpıɥ p1noɔ sǝɥʇo1ɔ buıpıɹ sıɥ ɟo ʞuɐʍs ǝʇɐuıɯǝɟɟǝ ǝɥʇ uǝʌǝ ʇou .pɹɐʍɹoɟ ʎ1ǝʌıssǝɹbbɐ buıuɐǝ1 sʎɐʍ1ɐ ɟo ǝɔuɐɹɐǝddɐ ǝɥʇ ɯıɥ ǝʌɐb puɐ ǝɔɐɟ sıɥ ɹǝʌo ǝɔuɐuıɯop pǝɥsı1qɐʇsǝ pɐɥ sǝʎǝ ʇuɐboɹɹɐ buıuıɥs oʍʇ .ɹǝuuɐɯ snoı1ıɔɹǝdns ɐ puɐ ɥʇnoɯ pɹɐɥ ɹǝɥʇɐɹ ɐ ɥʇıʍ ʎʇɹıɥʇ ɟo uɐɯ pǝɹıɐɥ-ʍɐɹʇs ʎpɹnʇs ɐ sɐʍ ǝɥ ʍou .sɹɐǝʎ uǝʌɐɥ ʍǝu sıɥ ǝɔuıs pǝbuɐɥɔ pɐɥ ǝɥ

.ɥɔɹod ʇuoɹɟ ǝɥʇ uo ʇɹɐdɐ sbǝ1 sıɥ ɥʇıʍ buıpuɐʇs sɐʍ sǝɥʇo1ɔ buıpıɹ uı uɐuɐɥɔnq ɯoʇ puɐ 'uoouɹǝʇɟɐ ʎpuıʍ ɯɹɐʍ ǝɥʇ oʇ uǝdo ǝpıʍ puɐ p1ob pǝʇɔǝ1ɟǝɹ ɥʇıʍ ʍou buıʍo1b 'sʍopuıʍ ɥɔuǝɹɟ ɟo ǝuı1 ɐ ʎq uǝʞoɹq sɐʍ ʇuoɹɟ ǝɥʇ .unɹ sʇı ɟo ɯnʇuǝɯoɯ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ɥbnoɥʇ sɐ sǝuıʌ ʇɥbıɹq uı ǝpıs ǝɥʇ dn buıʇɟıɹp ǝsnoɥ ǝɥʇ pǝɥɔɐǝɹ ʇı uǝɥʍ ʎ11ɐuıɟ—suǝpɹɐb buıuɹnq puɐ sʞ1ɐʍ ʞɔıɹq puɐ s1ɐıp-uns ɹǝʌo buıdɯnظ 'ǝ1ıɯ ɐ ɟo ɹǝʇɹɐnb ɐ ɹoɟ ɹoop ʇuoɹɟ ǝɥʇ pɹɐʍoʇ uɐɹ puɐ ɥɔɐǝq ǝɥʇ ʇɐ pǝʇɹɐʇs uʍɐ1 ǝɥʇ .ʎɐq ǝɥʇ buıʞoo1ɹǝʌo 'uoısuɐɯ 1ɐıuo1oɔ uɐıbɹoǝb ǝʇıɥʍ-puɐ-pǝɹ 1nɟɹǝǝɥɔ ɐ 'pǝʇɔǝdxǝ ı uɐɥʇ ǝʇɐɹoqɐ1ǝ ǝɹoɯ uǝʌǝ sɐʍ ǝsnoɥ ɹıǝɥʇ .11ɐ ʇɐ ʍǝuʞ ʎ1ǝɔɹɐɔs ı ɯoɥʍ spuǝıɹɟ p1o oʍʇ ǝǝs oʇ bbǝ ʇsɐǝ oʇ ɹǝʌo ǝʌoɹp ı buıuǝʌǝ ʎpuıʍ ɯɹɐʍ ɐ uo ʇɐɥʇ pǝuǝddɐɥ ʇı os puɐ

.ǝɯɐb 11ɐqʇooɟ ǝ1qɐɹǝʌoɔǝɹɹı ǝɯos ɟo ǝɔuǝ1nqɹnʇ ɔıʇɐɯɐɹp ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ 'ʎ11nɟʇsıʍ ǝ1ʇʇı1 ɐ 'buıʞǝǝs ɹǝʌǝɹoɟ uo ʇɟıɹp p1noʍ ɯoʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʇ1ǝɟ ı ʇnq 'ʇɹɐǝɥ s’ʎsıɐp oʇuı ʇɥbıs ou pɐɥ ı—ʇı ǝʌǝı1ǝq ʇ’upıp ı ʇnq 'ǝuoɥdǝ1ǝʇ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo ʎsıɐp pıɐs 'ǝʌoɯ ʇuǝuɐɯɹǝd ɐ sɐʍ sıɥʇ .ɹǝɥʇǝboʇ ɥɔıɹ ǝɹǝʍ puɐ o1od pǝʎɐ1d ǝ1doǝd ɹǝʌǝɹǝɥʍ ʎ11nɟʇsǝɹun ǝɹǝɥʇ puɐ ǝɹǝɥ pǝʇɟıɹp uǝɥʇ puɐ 'uosɐǝɹ ɹɐ1nɔıʇɹɐd ou ɹoɟ ǝɔuɐɹɟ uı ɹɐǝʎ ɐ ʇuǝds pɐɥ ʎǝɥʇ .ʍouʞ ʇ’uop ı ʇsɐǝ ǝɯɐɔ ʎǝɥʇ ʎɥʍ

.ʇɐɥʇ op oʇ ɥbnouǝ ʎɥʇ1ɐǝʍ sɐʍ uoıʇɐɹǝuǝb uʍo ʎɯ uı uɐɯ ɐ ʇɐɥʇ ǝzı1ɐǝɹ oʇ pɹɐɥ sɐʍ ʇı .ʇsǝɹoɟ ǝʞɐ1 ɯoɹɟ sǝıuod o1od ɟo buıɹʇs ɐ uʍop ʇɥbnoɹq p’ǝɥ 'ǝɔuɐʇsuı ɹoɟ :ʎɐʍɐ ɥʇɐǝɹq ɹnoʎ ʞooʇ ɹǝɥʇɐɹ ʇɐɥʇ uoıɥsɐɟ ɐ uı ʇsɐǝ ǝɯoɔ puɐ obɐɔıɥɔ ʇɟǝ1 p’ǝɥ ʍou ʇnq—ɥɔɐoɹdǝɹ ɹoɟ ɹǝʇʇɐɯ ɐ sɐʍ ʎǝuoɯ ɥʇıʍ ɯopǝǝɹɟ sıɥ ǝbǝ11oɔ uı uǝʌǝ—ʎɥʇ1ɐǝʍ ʎ1snoɯɹouǝ ǝɹǝʍ ʎ1ıɯɐɟ sıɥ .xɐɯı1ɔ-ıʇuɐ ɟo sɹoʌɐs pɹɐʍɹǝʇɟɐ buıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ʇɐɥʇ ǝuo-ʎʇuǝʍʇ ʇɐ ǝɔuǝ11ǝɔxǝ pǝʇıɯı1 ǝʇnɔɐ uɐ ɥɔns ɥɔɐǝɹ oɥʍ uǝɯ ǝsoɥʇ ɟo ǝuo 'ʎɐʍ ɐ uı ǝɹnbıɟ 1ɐuoıʇɐu ɐ—uǝʌɐɥ ʍǝu ʇɐ 11ɐqʇooɟ pǝʎɐ1d ɹǝʌǝ ʇɐɥʇ spuǝ 1nɟɹǝʍod ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo uǝǝq pɐɥ 'sʇuǝɯɥsı1dɯoɔɔɐ 1ɐɔısʎɥd snoıɹɐʌ buoɯɐ 'puɐqsnɥ ɹǝɥ

.obɐɔıɥɔ uı ɯǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ sʎɐp oʍʇ ʇuǝds ı ɹɐʍ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʇɟɐ ʇsnظ puɐ .ǝbǝ11oɔ uı ɯoʇ uʍouʞ p’ı puɐ 'pǝʌoɯǝɹ ǝɔuo uısnoɔ puoɔǝs ʎɯ sɐʍ ʎsıɐp .suɐuɐɥɔnq ɯoʇ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ɹǝuuıp ǝʌɐɥ oʇ ǝɹǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo ǝʌoɹp ı buıuǝʌǝ ǝɥʇ uo suıbǝq ʎ11ɐǝɹ ɹǝɯɯns ǝɥʇ ɟo ʎɹoʇsıɥ ǝɥʇ puɐ 'ɹǝʇɐʍ ǝɥʇ buo1ɐ pǝɹǝʇʇı1b bbǝ ʇsɐǝ ǝ1qɐuoıɥsɐɟ ɟo sǝɔɐ1ɐd ǝʇıɥʍ ǝɥʇ ʎɐq ʎsǝʇɹnoɔ ǝɥʇ ssoɹɔɐ

.ɥʇuoɯ ɐ sɹɐ11op ʎʇɥbıǝ ɹoɟ 11ɐ—sǝɹıɐuoı11ıɯ ɟo ʎʇıɯıxoɹd buı1osuoɔ ǝɥʇ puɐ 'uʍɐ1 s’ɹoqɥbıǝu ʎɯ ɟo ʍǝıʌ 1ɐıʇɹɐd ɐ 'ɹǝʇɐʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʍǝıʌ ɐ pɐɥ ı os 'pǝʞoo1ɹǝʌo uǝǝq pɐɥ ʇı puɐ 'ǝɹosǝʎǝ 11ɐɯs ɐ sɐʍ ʇı ʇnq 'ǝɹosǝʎǝ uɐ sɐʍ ǝsnoɥ uʍo ʎɯ .ǝɯɐu ʇɐɥʇ ɟo uɐɯǝ1ʇuǝb ɐ ʎq pǝʇıqɐɥuı uoısuɐɯ ɐ sɐʍ ʇı 'ʎqsʇɐb .ɹɯ ʍouʞ ʇ’upıp ı sɐ 'ɹǝɥʇɐɹ 'ɹo .uoısuɐɯ s’ʎqsʇɐb sɐʍ ʇı .uǝpɹɐb puɐ uʍɐ1 ɟo sǝɹɔɐ ʎʇɹoɟ uɐɥʇ ǝɹoɯ puɐ '1ood buıɯɯıʍs ǝ1qɹɐɯ ɐ puɐ 'ʎʌı ʍɐɹ ɟo pɹɐǝq uıɥʇ ɐ ɹǝpun ʍǝu buıʞuɐds 'ǝpıs ǝuo uo ɹǝʍoʇ ɐ ɥʇıʍ 'ʎpuɐɯɹou uı ǝ11ıʌ ǝp 1ǝʇoɥ ǝɯos ɟo uoıʇɐʇıɯı 1ɐnʇɔɐɟ ɐ sɐʍ ʇı—pɹɐpuɐʇs ʎuɐ ʎq ɹıɐɟɟɐ 1ɐsso1oɔ ɐ sɐʍ ʇɥbıɹ ʎɯ uo ǝuo ǝɥʇ .uosɐǝs ɐ puɐsnoɥʇ uǝǝʇɟıɟ ɹo ǝʌ1ǝʍʇ ɹoɟ pǝʇuǝɹ ʇɐɥʇ sǝɔɐ1d ǝbnɥ oʍʇ uǝǝʍʇǝq pǝzǝǝnbs puɐ 'punos ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ spɹɐʎ ʎʇɟıɟ ʎ1uo 'bbǝ ǝɥʇ ɟo dıʇ ʎɹǝʌ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ sɐʍ ǝsnoɥ ʎɯ .ɯǝɥʇ uǝǝʍʇǝq ʇsɐɹʇuoɔ ɹǝʇsıuıs ǝ1ʇʇı1 ɐ ʇou puɐ ǝɹɹɐzıq ǝɥʇ ssǝɹdxǝ oʇ bɐʇ 1ɐıɔıɟɹǝdns ʇsoɯ ɐ sı sıɥʇ ɥbnoɥʇ 'oʍʇ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝ1qɐuoıɥsɐɟ ssǝ1 ǝɥʇ '11ǝʍ—ǝɥʇ 'bbǝ ʇsǝʍ ʇɐ pǝʌı1 ı

.ǝzıs puɐ ǝdɐɥs ʇdǝɔxǝ ɹɐ1nɔıʇɹɐd ʎɹǝʌǝ uı ʎʇıɹɐ1ıɯıssıp ɹıǝɥʇ sı uouǝɯouǝɥd buıʇsǝɹɹɐ ǝɹoɯ ɐ ssǝ1buıʍ ǝɥʇ oʇ .pɐǝɥɹǝʌo ʎ1ɟ ʇɐɥʇ s11nb ǝɥʇ oʇ uoısnɟuoɔ 1ɐnʇǝdɹǝd ɟo ǝɔɹnos ɐ ǝq ʇsnɯ ǝɔuɐ1qɯǝsǝɹ 1ɐɔısʎɥd ɹıǝɥʇ ʇnq—puǝ ʇɔɐʇuoɔ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʇɐ1ɟ pǝɥsnɹɔ ɥʇoq ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ 'ʎɹoʇs snqɯn1oɔ ǝɥʇ uı bbǝ ǝɥʇ ǝʞı1—s1ɐʌo ʇɔǝɟɹǝd ʇou ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ .punos puɐ1sı buo1 ɟo pɹɐʎuɹɐq ʇǝʍ ʇɐǝɹb ǝɥʇ 'ǝɹǝɥdsıɯǝɥ uɹǝʇsǝʍ ǝɥʇ uı ɹǝʇɐʍ ʇ1ɐs ɟo ʎpoq pǝʇɐɔıʇsǝɯop ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ oʇuı ʇno ʇnظ 'ʎɐq ʎsǝʇɹnoɔ ɐ ʎq ʎ1uo pǝʇɐɹɐdǝs puɐ ɹnoʇuoɔ uı 1ɐɔıʇuǝpı 'sbbǝ snoɯɹouǝ ɟo ɹıɐd ɐ ʎʇıɔ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ sǝ1ıɯ ʎʇuǝʍʇ .puɐ1 ɟo suoıʇɐɯɹoɟ 1ɐnsnun oʍʇ 'sǝıʇısoıɹnɔ 1ɐɹnʇɐu ɹǝɥʇo buoɯɐ 'ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ puɐ—ʞɹoʎ ʍǝu ɟo ʇsɐǝ ǝnp ɟ1ǝsʇı spuǝʇxǝ ɥɔıɥʍ puɐ1sı snoʇoıɹ ɹǝpuǝ1s ʇɐɥʇ uo sɐʍ ʇı .ɐɔıɹǝɯɐ ɥʇɹou uı sǝıʇıunɯɯoɔ ʇsǝbuɐɹʇs ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo uı ǝsnoɥ ɐ pǝʇuǝɹ ǝʌɐɥ p1noɥs ı ʇɐɥʇ ǝɔuɐɥɔ ɟo ɹǝʇʇɐɯ ɐ sɐʍ ʇı

.11ɐ ɹǝʇɟɐ 'ʍopuıʍ ǝ1buıs ɐ ɯoɹɟ ʇɐ pǝʞoo1 ʎ11nɟssǝɔɔns ǝɹoɯ ɥɔnɯ sı ǝɟı1—ɯɐɹbıdǝ uɐ ʇsnظ ʇ’usı sıɥʇ ”.uɐɯ pǝpunoɹ-11ǝʍ“ ǝɥʇ 'sʇsı1ɐıɔǝds 11ɐ ɟo pǝʇıɯı1 ʇsoɯ ʇɐɥʇ uıɐbɐ ǝɯoɔǝq puɐ ǝɟı1 ʎɯ oʇuı sbuıɥʇ ɥɔns 11ɐ ʞɔɐq buıɹq oʇ buıob sɐʍ ı ʍou puɐ—”.sʍǝu ǝ1ɐʎ“ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ s1ɐıɹoʇıpǝ snoıʌqo puɐ uɯǝ1os ʎɹǝʌ ɟo sǝıɹǝs ɐ ǝʇoɹʍ ı ɹɐǝʎ ǝuo—ǝbǝ11oɔ uı ʎɹɐɹǝʇı1 ɹǝɥʇɐɹ sɐʍ ı .sǝpısǝq sʞooq ɹǝɥʇo ʎuɐɯ buıpɐǝɹ ɟo uoıʇuǝʇuı ɥbıɥ ǝɥʇ pɐɥ ı puɐ .ʍǝuʞ sɐuǝɔǝɐɯ puɐ uɐbɹoɯ puɐ sɐpıɯ ʎ1uo ʇɐɥʇ sʇǝɹɔǝs buıuıɥs ǝɥʇ p1oɟun oʇ buısıɯoɹd 'ʇuıɯ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʎǝuoɯ ʍǝu ǝʞı1 p1ob puɐ pǝɹ uı ɟ1ǝɥs ʎɯ uo pooʇs ʎǝɥʇ puɐ 'sǝıʇıɹnɔǝs ʇuǝɯʇsǝʌuı puɐ ʇıpǝɹɔ puɐ buıʞuɐq uo sǝɯn1oʌ uǝzop ɐ ʇɥbnoq ı .ɹıɐ buıʌıb-ɥʇɐǝɹq bunoʎ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno uʍop pǝ11nd ǝq oʇ ɥʇ1ɐǝɥ ǝuıɟ ɥɔnɯ os puɐ 'buıɥʇ ǝuo ɹoɟ 'pɐǝɹ oʇ ɥɔnɯ os sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ

.ɹǝɯɯns ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ uıɐbɐ ɹǝʌo buıuuıbǝq sɐʍ ǝɟı1 ʇɐɥʇ uoıʇɔıʌuoɔ ɹɐı1ıɯɐɟ ʇɐɥʇ pɐɥ ı 'sǝıʌoɯ ʇsɐɟ uı ʍoɹb sbuıɥʇ sɐ ʇsnظ 'sǝǝɹʇ ǝɥʇ uo buıʍoɹb sǝʌɐǝ1 ɟo sʇsɹnq ʇɐǝɹb ǝɥʇ puɐ ǝuıɥsuns ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ os puɐ

.pooɥɹoqɥbıǝu ǝɥʇ ɟo ɯopǝǝɹɟ ǝɥʇ ǝɯ uo pǝɹɹǝɟuoɔ ʎ11ɐnsɐɔ pɐɥ ǝɥ .ɹǝ1ʇʇǝs 1ɐuıbıɹo uɐ 'ɹǝpuıɟɥʇɐd ɐ 'ǝpınb ɐ sɐʍ ı .ɹǝbuo1 ou ʎ1ǝuo1 sɐʍ ı uo pǝʞ1ɐʍ ı sɐ puɐ .ɯıɥ p1oʇ ı

.ʎ1ssǝ1d1ǝɥ pǝʞsɐ ǝɥ ”¿ǝbɐ11ıʌ bbǝ ʇsǝʍ oʇ ʇǝb noʎ op ʍoɥ“

.pɐoɹ ǝɥʇ uo ǝɯ pǝddoʇs 'ı uɐɥʇ pǝʌıɹɹɐ ʎ1ʇuǝɔǝɹ ǝɹoɯ 'uɐɯ ǝɯos buıuɹoɯ ǝuo 1ıʇun os ɹo ʎɐp ɐ ɹoɟ ʎ1ǝuo1 sɐʍ ʇı

.ǝʌoʇs ɔıɹʇɔǝ1ǝ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo ɟ1ǝsɹǝɥ oʇ ɯopsıʍ ɥsıuuıɟ pǝɹǝʇʇnɯ puɐ ʇsɐɟʞɐǝɹq pǝʞooɔ puɐ pǝq ʎɯ ǝpɐɯ oɥʍ 'uɐɯoʍ ɥsıuuıɟ ɐ puɐ ǝbpop p1o uɐ puɐ—ʎɐʍɐ uɐɹ ǝɥ 1ıʇun sʎɐp ʍǝɟ ɐ ɹoɟ ɯıɥ pɐɥ ı ʇsɐǝ1 ʇɐ—bop ɐ pɐɥ ı .ǝuo1ɐ ʎɹʇunoɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇno ʇuǝʍ ı puɐ 'uoʇbuıɥsɐʍ oʇ ɯıɥ pǝɹǝpɹo ɯɹıɟ ǝɥʇ ǝʇnuıɯ ʇsɐ1 ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʇnq 'ɥʇuoɯ ɐ ʎʇɥbıǝ ʇɐ ʍo1ɐbunq pɹɐoqpɹɐɔ uǝʇɐǝq-ɹǝɥʇɐǝʍ ɐ 'ǝsnoɥ ǝɥʇ punoɟ ǝɥ .ɐǝpı ʇɐǝɹb ɐ ǝʞı1 pǝpunos ʇı 'uʍoʇ buıʇnɯɯoɔ ɐ uı ɹǝɥʇǝboʇ ǝsnoɥ ɐ ǝʞɐʇ ǝʍ ʇɐɥʇ pǝʇsǝbbns ǝɔıɟɟo ǝɥʇ ʇɐ uɐɯ bunoʎ ɐ uǝɥʍ os 'sǝǝɹʇ ʎ1puǝıɹɟ puɐ suʍɐ1 ǝpıʍ ɟo ʎɹʇunoɔ ɐ ʇɟǝ1 ʇsnظ pɐɥ ı puɐ 'uosɐǝs ɯɹɐʍ ɐ sɐʍ ʇı ʇnq 'ʎʇıɔ ǝɥʇ uı sɯooɹ puıɟ oʇ sɐʍ buıɥʇ 1ɐɔıʇɔɐɹd ǝɥʇ

.oʍʇ-ʎʇuǝʍʇ ɟo buıɹds ǝɥʇ uı 'ʇɥbnoɥʇ ı 'ʎ1ʇuǝuɐɯɹǝd 'ʇsɐǝ ǝɯɐɔ ı sʎɐ1ǝp snoıɹɐʌ ɹǝʇɟɐ puɐ 'ɹɐǝʎ ɐ ɹoɟ ǝɯ ǝɔuɐuıɟ oʇ pǝǝɹbɐ ɹǝɥʇɐɟ .sǝɔɐɟ ʇuɐʇısǝɥ 'ǝʌɐɹb ʎɹǝʌ ɥʇıʍ ”'sǝ—ǝʎ—ʎɥʍ“ 'pıɐs ʎ11ɐuıɟ puɐ 'ǝɯ ɹoɟ 1ooɥɔs dǝɹd ɐ buısooɥɔ ǝɹǝʍ ʎǝɥʇ ɟı sɐ ɹǝʌo ʇı pǝʞ1ɐʇ sǝ1ɔun puɐ sʇunɐ ʎɯ 11ɐ .uɐɯ ǝ1buıs ǝɹoɯ ǝuo ʇɹoddns p1noɔ ʇı pǝsoddns ı os 'ssǝuısnq puoq ǝɥʇ uı sɐʍ ʍǝuʞ ı ʎpoqʎɹǝʌǝ .ssǝuısnq puoq ǝɥʇ uɹɐǝ1 puɐ ʇsɐǝ ob oʇ pǝpıɔǝp ı os—ǝsɹǝʌıun ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝbpǝ pǝbbɐɹ ǝɥʇ ǝʞı1 pǝɯǝǝs ʍou ʇsǝʍ ǝ1ppıɯ ǝɥʇ 'p1ɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɹʇuǝɔ ɯɹɐʍ ǝɥʇ buıǝq ɟo pɐǝʇsuı .ssǝ1ʇsǝɹ ʞɔɐq ǝɯɐɔ ı ʇɐɥʇ ʎ1ɥbnoɹoɥʇ os pıɐɹ-ɹǝʇunoɔ ǝɥʇ pǝʎoظuǝ ı .ɹɐʍ ʇɐǝɹb ǝɥʇ sɐ uʍouʞ uoıʇɐɹbıɯ ɔıuoʇnǝʇ pǝʎɐ1ǝp ʇɐɥʇ uı pǝʇɐdıɔıʇɹɐd ı ɹǝʇɐ1 ǝ1ʇʇı1 ɐ puɐ 'ɹǝɥʇɐɟ ʎɯ ɹǝʇɟɐ ʎɹnʇuǝɔ ɐ ɟo ɹǝʇɹɐnb ɐ ʇsnظ '5191 uı uǝʌɐɥ ʍǝu ɯoɹɟ pǝʇɐnpɐɹb ı ǝɔıɟɟo s’ɹǝɥʇɐɟ uı sbuɐɥ ʇɐɥʇ buıʇuıɐd pǝ1ıoq-pɹɐɥ ɹǝɥʇɐɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ ǝɔuǝɹǝɟǝɹ 1ɐıɔǝds ɥʇıʍ—ɯıɥ ǝʞı1 ʞoo1 oʇ pǝsoddns ɯ’ı ʇnq 'ǝ1ɔun-ʇɐǝɹb sıɥʇ ʍɐs ɹǝʌǝu ı

.ʎɐp-oʇ uo sǝıɹɹɐɔ ɹǝɥʇɐɟ ʎɯ ʇɐɥʇ ssǝuısnq ǝɹɐʍpɹɐɥ ǝ1ɐsǝ1oɥʍ ǝɥʇ pǝʇɹɐʇs puɐ 'ɹɐʍ 1ıʌıɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ǝʇnʇıʇsqns ɐ ʇuǝs 'ǝuo-ʎʇɟıɟ uı ǝɹǝɥ ǝɯɐɔ oɥʍ 'ɹǝɥʇoɹq s’ɹǝɥʇɐɟpuɐɹb ʎɯ sɐʍ ǝuı1 ʎɯ ɟo ɹǝpunoɟ 1ɐnʇɔɐ ǝɥʇ ʇnq 'ɥɔnǝ1ɔɔnq ɟo sǝʞnp ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ pǝpuǝɔsǝp ǝɹ’ǝʍ ʇɐɥʇ uoıʇıpɐɹʇ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ puɐ 'uɐ1ɔ ɐ ɟo buıɥʇǝɯos ǝɹɐ sʎɐʍɐɹɹɐɔ ǝɥʇ .suoıʇɐɹǝuǝb ǝǝɹɥʇ ɹoɟ ʎʇıɔ uɹǝʇsǝʍ ǝ1ppıɯ sıɥʇ uı ǝ1doǝd op-oʇ-11ǝʍ 'ʇuǝuıɯoɹd uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ ʎ1ıɯɐɟ ʎɯ

.uǝɯ ɟo suoıʇɐ1ǝ pǝpuıʍ-ʇɹoɥs puɐ sʍoɹɹos ǝʌıʇɹoqɐ ǝɥʇ uı ʇsǝɹǝʇuı ʎɯ ʇno pǝso1ɔ ʎ1ıɹɐɹodɯǝʇ ʇɐɥʇ sɯɐǝɹp sıɥ ɟo ǝʞɐʍ ǝɥʇ uı pǝʇɐo1ɟ ʇsnp 1noɟ ʇɐɥʍ 'ʎqsʇɐb uo pǝʎǝɹd ʇɐɥʍ sı ʇı ;puǝ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʇɥbıɹ 11ɐ ʇno pǝuɹnʇ ʎqsʇɐb—ou .uıɐbɐ puıɟ ɹǝʌǝ 11ɐɥs ı ʎ1ǝʞı1 ʇou sı ʇı ɥɔıɥʍ puɐ uosɹǝd ɹǝɥʇo ʎuɐ uı punoɟ ɹǝʌǝu ǝʌɐɥ ı sɐ ɥɔns ssǝuıpɐǝɹ ɔıʇuɐɯoɹ ɐ 'ǝdoɥ ɹoɟ ʇɟıb ʎɹɐuıpɹoɐɹʇxǝ uɐ sɐʍ ʇı—”.ʇuǝɯɐɹǝdɯǝʇ ǝʌıʇɐǝɹɔ“ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɯɐu ǝɥʇ ɹǝpun pǝıɟıubıp sı ɥɔıɥʍ ʎʇı1ıqɐuoıssǝɹdɯı ʎqqɐ1ɟ ʇɐɥʇ ɥʇıʍ op oʇ buıɥʇou pɐɥ ssǝuǝʌısuodsǝɹ sıɥʇ .ʎɐʍɐ sǝ1ıɯ puɐsnoɥʇ uǝʇ sǝʞɐnbɥʇɹɐǝ ɹǝʇsıbǝɹ ʇɐɥʇ sǝuıɥɔɐɯ ǝʇɐɔıɹʇuı ǝsoɥʇ ɟo ǝuo oʇ pǝʇɐ1ǝɹ ǝɹǝʍ ǝɥ ɟı sɐ 'ǝɟı1 ɟo sǝsıɯoɹd ǝɥʇ oʇ ʎʇıʌıʇısuǝs pǝuǝʇɥbıǝɥ ǝɯos 'ɯıɥ ʇnoqɐ snoǝbɹob buıɥʇǝɯos sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ uǝɥʇ 'sǝɹnʇsǝb 1nɟssǝɔɔns ɟo sǝıɹǝs uǝʞoɹqun uɐ sı ʎʇı1ɐuosɹǝd ɟı .uɹoɔs pǝʇɔǝɟɟɐun uɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı ɥɔıɥʍ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ pǝʇuǝsǝɹdǝɹ oɥʍ 'ʎqsʇɐb—uoıʇɔɐǝɹ ʎɯ ɯoɹɟ ʇdɯǝxǝ sɐʍ 'ʞooq sıɥʇ oʇ ǝɯɐu sıɥ sǝʌıb oɥʍ uɐɯ ǝɥʇ 'ʎqsʇɐb ʎ1uo .ʇɹɐǝɥ uɐɯnɥ ǝɥʇ oʇuı sǝsdɯı1b pǝbǝ1ıʌıɹd ɥʇıʍ suoısɹnɔxǝ snoʇoıɹ ǝɹoɯ ou pǝʇuɐʍ ı ;ɹǝʌǝɹoɟ uoıʇuǝʇʇɐ 1ɐɹoɯ ɟo ʇɹos ɐ ʇɐ puɐ ɯɹoɟıun uı ǝq oʇ p1ɹoʍ ǝɥʇ pǝʇuɐʍ ı ʇɐɥʇ ʇ1ǝɟ ı uɯnʇnɐ ʇsɐ1 ʇsɐǝ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʞɔɐq ǝɯɐɔ ı uǝɥʍ .uo pǝpunoɟ s’ʇı ʇɐɥʍ ǝɹɐɔ ʇ’uop ı ʇuıod uıɐʇɹǝɔ ɐ ɹǝʇɟɐ ʇnq 'sǝɥsɹɐɯ ʇǝʍ ǝɥʇ ɹo ʞɔoɹ pɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ uo pǝpunoɟ ǝq ʎɐɯ ʇɔnpuoɔ .ʇıɯı1 ɐ sɐɥ ʇı ʇɐɥʇ uoıssıɯpɐ ǝɥʇ oʇ ǝɯoɔ ı 'ǝɔuɐɹǝ1oʇ ʎɯ ɟo ʎɐʍ sıɥʇ buıʇsɐoq ɹǝʇɟɐ 'puɐ

.ɥʇɹıq ʇɐ ʎ11ɐnbǝun ʇno pǝ11ǝɔɹɐd sı sǝıɔuǝɔǝp 1ɐʇuǝɯɐpunɟ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝsuǝs ɐ 'ʇɐǝdǝɹ ʎ1ɥsıqqous ı puɐ 'pǝʇsǝbbns ʎ1ɥsıqqous ɹǝɥʇɐɟ ʎɯ sɐ 'ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝbɹoɟ ı ɟı buıɥʇǝɯos buıssıɯ ɟo pıɐɹɟɐ ǝ1ʇʇı1 ɐ 11ıʇs ɯɐ ı .ǝdoɥ ǝʇıuıɟuı ɟo ɹǝʇʇɐɯ ɐ sı sʇuǝɯbpnظ buıʌɹǝsǝɹ .suoıssǝɹddns snoıʌqo ʎq pǝɹɹɐɯ puɐ ɔıʇsıɹɐıbɐ1d ʎ11ɐnsn ǝɹɐ 'ɯǝɥʇ ssǝɹdxǝ ʎǝɥʇ ɥɔıɥʍ uı sɯɹǝʇ ǝɥʇ ʇsɐǝ1 ʇɐ ɹo 'uǝɯ bunoʎ ɟo suoıʇɐ1ǝʌǝɹ ǝʇɐɯıʇuı ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ;uozıɹoɥ ǝɥʇ uo buıɹǝʌınb sɐʍ uoıʇɐ1ǝʌǝɹ ǝʇɐɯıʇuı uɐ ʇɐɥʇ ubıs ǝ1qɐʞɐʇsıɯun ǝɯos ʎq pǝzı1ɐǝɹ ı uǝɥʍ ʎʇıʌǝ1 ǝ1ıʇsoɥ ɐ ɹo 'uoıʇɐdnɔɔoǝɹd 'dǝǝ1s pǝubıǝɟ ǝʌɐɥ ı ʎ1ʇuǝnbǝɹɟ—ʇɥbnosun ǝɹǝʍ sǝɔuǝpıɟuoɔ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇsoɯ .uǝɯ uʍouʞun 'p1ıʍ ɟo sɟǝıɹb ʇǝɹɔǝs ǝɥʇ oʇ ʎʌıɹd sɐʍ ı ǝsnɐɔǝq 'uɐıɔıʇı1od ɐ buıǝq ɟo pǝsnɔɔɐ ʎ1ʇsnظun sɐʍ ı ǝbǝ11oɔ uı ʇɐɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ǝɯɐɔ ʇı os puɐ 'uosɹǝd 1ɐɯɹou ɐ uı sɹɐǝddɐ ʇı uǝɥʍ ʎʇı1ɐnb sıɥʇ oʇ ɟ1ǝsʇı ɥɔɐʇʇɐ puɐ ʇɔǝʇǝp oʇ ʞɔınb sı puıɯ 1ɐɯɹouqɐ ǝɥʇ .sǝɹoq uɐɹǝʇǝʌ ʍǝɟ ɐ ʇou ɟo ɯıʇɔıʌ ǝɥʇ ǝɯ ǝpɐɯ os1ɐ puɐ ǝɯ oʇ sǝɹnʇɐu snoıɹnɔ ʎuɐɯ dn pǝuǝdo sɐɥ ʇɐɥʇ ʇıqɐɥ ɐ 'sʇuǝɯbpnظ 11ɐ ǝʌɹǝsǝɹ oʇ pǝuı1ɔuı ɯ’ı 'ǝɔuǝnbǝsuoɔ uı .ʇɐɥʇ uɐɥʇ ǝɹoɯ 1ɐǝp ʇɐǝɹb ɐ ʇuɐǝɯ ǝɥ ʇɐɥʇ pooʇsɹǝpun ı puɐ 'ʎɐʍ pǝʌɹǝsǝɹ ɐ uı ǝʌıʇɐɔıunɯɯoɔ ʎ11ɐnsnun uǝǝq sʎɐʍ1ɐ ǝʌ’ǝʍ ʇnq 'ǝɹoɯ ʎuɐ ʎɐs ʇ’upıp ǝɥ

”.pɐɥ ǝʌ’noʎ ʇɐɥʇ sǝbɐʇuɐʌpɐ ǝɥʇ pɐɥ ʇ’uǝʌɐɥ p1ɹoʍ sıɥʇ uı ǝ1doǝd ǝɥʇ 11ɐ ʇɐɥʇ ɹǝqɯǝɯǝɹ ʇsnظ“ 'ǝɯ p1oʇ ǝɥ ”'ǝuo ʎuɐ buızıɔıʇıɹɔ ǝʞı1 1ǝǝɟ noʎ ɹǝʌǝuǝɥʍ“

.ǝɔuıs ɹǝʌǝ puıɯ ʎɯ uı ɹǝʌo buıuɹnʇ uǝǝq ǝʌ’ı ʇɐɥʇ ǝɔıʌpɐ ǝɯos ǝɯ ǝʌɐb ɹǝɥʇɐɟ ʎɯ sɹɐǝʎ ǝ1qɐɹǝu1nʌ ǝɹoɯ puɐ ɹǝbunoʎ ʎɯ uı

StrongRad · **Posted:** Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:59 am

Acekirby wrote:

This is Dick Cheney's "BUT I WANT A PUPPY!" look.

extremejon09 · **Joined:** Mon May 10, 2004 10:28 pm **Posts:** 4675

Too upside down, didn't read

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:10 am

Acekirby wrote:

Acekirby · **Posted:** Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:20 am

Potates · **Posted:** Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:36 am

Coleslaw · **Posted:** Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:03 am

Fun crime get!

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:12 am

Anyone remember SkiFree? Awesome game.

Acekirby · **Posted:** Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:15 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Anyone remember SkiFree? Awesome game.

The abominable snowman scared the crap out of me as a kid.

DS_Kid · **Posted:** Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:19 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Anyone remember SkiFree? Awesome game.

Oh god yes.

Acekirby wrote:

The abominable snowman scared the crap out of me as a kid.

Oh god yes.

I just replayed the game for the first time in probably eight years a few weeks ago when I got the Best of Windows Entertainment Pack collection running on my mom's laptop.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:06 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Anyone remember SkiFree? Awesome game.

I wished my old lap top still worked. It had SkiFree and Fuji Golf.

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:44 am

Real Raamis · **Joined:** Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:46 am **Posts:** 528

How are you supposed to beat that game? And yes, the abominable snowman freaked me out.

An other things that freak me out, I saw the "Sweet Dreams" music video by Marilyn Manson. O WOW.

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:47 am

Real Raamis wrote:

An other things that freak me out, I saw the "Sweet Dreams" music video by Marilyn Manson. O WOW.

That guy in general creeps people out.

Duecex2 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:48 am

Real Raamis wrote:

How are you supposed to beat that game? And yes, the abominable snowman freaked me out.

An other things that freak me out, I saw the "Sweet Dreams" music video by Marilyn Manson. O WOW.

Ha ha, that is a weird video.

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