In case someone doesn't know, scientology is based around this:

Long ago, 170 million years ago iirc, a galactic overlord named Xenu ruled 36 planets. All of them became overpopulated, and on top of that, the citizens were going to stage a coup, removing Xenu from power. So before they could make a move, Xenu captured all of them (All the citizens from all his planets), froze them, and packed them onto space planes which look exactly like DC-8s but with different engines. The frozen aliens were sent to earth (Teegeeack in their language) and stacked around earth's major volcanoes. Xenu then put hydrogen bombs into the volcanoes, and blew them up. As the alien spirits attempted to float away, Xenu captured them all and forced them into giant cinemas. In the cinemas, they were forced to watch 3D movies (the ones with the red and blue glasses) that brainwashed the spirits. When the spirits were finally released from the cinemas, they were disoriented and clumped together because they didn't even know who they were individually. They found nearby cavemen and inhabited them. They're supposedly still in us, and they are the reason we have sad emotions. Scientologists call them "thetans". The only way to get rid of the thetans is to remove them yourself. However, you aren't told this Xenu story until you've invested quite a large sum of money.

Awesome.

Awesome.

So you just go around with all of this on your ctrl+v?

Awesome.

Incredible.

Incredible.

Astounding.

Astounding.

Significant.

Smegma-tastic.

you didn't quote the person above you...
Smegma-tastic.

CRAAAAZY GOOD!

I forgot about the presence of the Caps Lock key.

So never mind.