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AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:28 pm

Dude...

Dewy · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:48 pm

Oh lawd, you know when you have your cell phone by your computer or something, it picks up the signal and makes that beeping sound? It just did the opening beat to Fresh Prince.

Bugkiss · **Joined:** Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:05 pm **Posts:** 2226

Awesome.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:25 pm

gunluva wrote:

In case someone doesn't know, scientology is based around this:

Long ago, 170 million years ago iirc, a galactic overlord named Xenu ruled 36 planets. All of them became overpopulated, and on top of that, the citizens were going to stage a coup, removing Xenu from power. So before they could make a move, Xenu captured all of them (All the citizens from all his planets), froze them, and packed them onto space planes which look exactly like DC-8s but with different engines. The frozen aliens were sent to earth (Teegeeack in their language) and stacked around earth's major volcanoes. Xenu then put hydrogen bombs into the volcanoes, and blew them up. As the alien spirits attempted to float away, Xenu captured them all and forced them into giant cinemas. In the cinemas, they were forced to watch 3D movies (the ones with the red and blue glasses) that brainwashed the spirits. When the spirits were finally released from the cinemas, they were disoriented and clumped together because they didn't even know who they were individually. They found nearby cavemen and inhabited them. They're supposedly still in us, and they are the reason we have sad emotions. Scientologists call them "thetans". The only way to get rid of the thetans is to remove them yourself. However, you aren't told this Xenu story until you've invested quite a large sum of money.

So you just go around with all of this on your ctrl+v?

Acekirby · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:35 pm

Bugkiss wrote:

Awesome.

Potates · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:42 pm

Acekirby wrote:

Awesome.

gunluva · **Joined:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:41 pm **Posts:** 815

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

gunluva wrote:

In case someone doesn't know, scientology is based around this:

Long ago, 170 million years ago iirc, a galactic overlord named Xenu ruled 36 planets. All of them became overpopulated, and on top of that, the citizens were going to stage a coup, removing Xenu from power. So before they could make a move, Xenu captured all of them (All the citizens from all his planets), froze them, and packed them onto space planes which look exactly like DC-8s but with different engines. The frozen aliens were sent to earth (Teegeeack in their language) and stacked around earth's major volcanoes. Xenu then put hydrogen bombs into the volcanoes, and blew them up. As the alien spirits attempted to float away, Xenu captured them all and forced them into giant cinemas. In the cinemas, they were forced to watch 3D movies (the ones with the red and blue glasses) that brainwashed the spirits. When the spirits were finally released from the cinemas, they were disoriented and clumped together because they didn't even know who they were individually. They found nearby cavemen and inhabited them. They're supposedly still in us, and they are the reason we have sad emotions. Scientologists call them "thetans". The only way to get rid of the thetans is to remove them yourself. However, you aren't told this Xenu story until you've invested quite a large sum of money.

So you just go around with all of this on your ctrl+v?

No, actually. I typed it out on the spot. I've typed and told it so many thymes I guess it's burned in there.

ChickenLeg · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:53 pm

C-c-c-combo breaker.

Dag, gunluva beat me to it.

Acekirby · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:54 pm

Potates wrote:

Awesome.

Incredible.

Bugkiss · **Joined:** Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:05 pm **Posts:** 2226

Acekirby wrote:

Incredible.

Potates · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:05 pm

Bugkiss wrote:

Incredible.

Astounding.

Acekirby · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:07 pm

Potates wrote:

Astounding.

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:16 pm

Acekirby wrote:

Astounding.

Significant.

Potates · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:18 pm

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

Significant.

ChickenLeg · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:45 pm

Smegma-tastic.

Potates · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:51 pm

ChickenLeg wrote:

Smegma-tastic.

you didn't quote the person above you...
Smegma-tastic.

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:10 pm

Potates wrote:

you didn't quote the person above you...
Smegma-tastic.

CRAAAAZY GOOD!

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:17 pm

Bugkiss · **Joined:** Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:05 pm **Posts:** 2226

AbuGrape45 wrote:

CRAAAAZY GOOD!

Freakin' sweet.

Ninti · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:35 pm **Posts:** 3094

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

I've done this before

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:40 pm

How are you typing?

The Snork · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:44 pm

By pressing the "keys" on something we like to call a "keyboard" in sequence to form words and punctuation.

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:46 pm

nintendogs123 wrote:

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

[img]guy%20with%20all%20his%20fingers%20on%20one%20hand%20chopped%20off[/img]

I've done this before

Pay attention.

The Snork · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:48 pm

Maybe by typing with one hand?

I mean obviously whatever happened involving the knife wasn't to that extent but since you seem so stubborn about it how about we say that it's possible to type with one hand, duhr

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:49 pm

I forgot about the presence of the Caps Lock key.

So never mind.

Dewy · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:52 pm

AbuGrape45 wrote:

I forgot about the presence of the Caps Lock key.

So never mind.

Cruise control?

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:02 pm

Acekirby · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:13 pm

I'm on the fence about letting that image stay here.

Potates · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:16 pm

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

I can tell how that was faked. Someone just put their hand in a fist and arranged some fake bits of finger in front of the knife.

iand93 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:20 pm

Looks more like some photoshoppery to me.

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