Don't you dare challenge me with Chowder.

Oops. I'm not on my lappy so I have to use IE which has no spell check.

Okay, so, what exactly is this thing?

ಠ_ಠ

Like whats the character? I mean, its my myspace name, I just don't know what it is.

Sat 16/02/08 1:52:19
Sat 16/02/08 2:44:48

Well then, i think it's time i let you all in on a little secret of mine.
Well, not really a secret at all, so much as a chance encounter with fate.
Well, not really a chance encounter with fate as much as just a thing that happened:

Ok, so i was just walking down the high street of England's Second City, when a pretty lady handed me some paper.
I took it and put it in my bag. It was not till i was on the train to get home that i looked at it. It was a 200 question long questionairre which you're supposed to fill in and send to the Hubbard Dianetics Foundation.
As in L. Ron Hubbard.

So what you do is answer all the questions on how you feel at that time, and put your name, phone number, address and email on the paper and send it to them. So they can tell you that you need to join the Scientologists and buy Dianetics.

(Incase you were wondering, i didn't fill it in or send it back.)

In case someone doesn't know, scientology is based around this:

Long ago, 170 million years ago iirc, a galactic overlord named Xenu ruled 36 planets. All of them became overpopulated, and on top of that, the citizens were going to stage a coup, removing Xenu from power. So before they could make a move, Xenu captured all of them (All the citizens from all his planets), froze them, and packed them onto space planes which look exactly like DC-8s but with different engines. The frozen aliens were sent to earth (Teegeeack in their language) and stacked around earth's major volcanoes. Xenu then put hydrogen bombs into the volcanoes, and blew them up. As the alien spirits attempted to float away, Xenu captured them all and forced them into giant cinemas. In the cinemas, they were forced to watch 3D movies (the ones with the red and blue glasses) that brainwashed the spirits. When the spirits were finally released from the cinemas, they were disoriented and clumped together because they didn't even know who they were individually. They found nearby cavemen and inhabited them. They're supposedly still in us, and they are the reason we have sad emotions. Scientologists call them "thetans". The only way to get rid of the thetans is to remove them yourself. However, you aren't told this Xenu story until you've invested quite a large sum of money.

Now, Cheese?

Personally I hate it.

Well melted really, I can eat solid blocks of it.

Hey, that sounds like it would be a good movie.