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DS_Kid · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:15 am

It'd probably be better for this-guy to do it, since he made the vectors for the image, and can probably make the image have smoother edges with the transparency.

JTHomeslice · **Joined:** Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:39 pm **Posts:** 1088

extremejon09 · **Joined:** Mon May 10, 2004 10:28 pm **Posts:** 4675

Anne Frank watched from nearby fearfully as she saw the two men stare at each other for what seemed like hours. Her one true love, and her ultimate oppressor. It had come down to this. “So,” Hitler said jovially “You took out all of my men. However, you aren’t going to defeat me.” Hitler then jumped down from his platform and down onto the street in front of Goku, pulling a chain gun from the ground nearby. Goku quickly jumped behind a ruined tank, as Adolf opened fire. The tank made decent cover, but it wasn’t long until it would be torn apart by the hail of bullets. Goku had to act. He dashed out from the side of the tank, and flew as fast as he could toward Hitler, who had no time to react. He grabbed the chain gun out of his enemy’s hands, and snapped it over his knee with ease. Hitler stumbled backwards, shocked at the turn of events. Goku smirked, then said “It’s come down to this. You and me. Fighting like men. If you admit defeat now, I’ll kill you rather painlessly.” Goku had the definite advantage. Or so it seemed. Hitler burst into a laugh, as Goku looked on quizzically. The mustachioed man slowly rose into the air, as his brown hair and pencil moustache turned a blonde color, and his brown eyes turned blue. Goku reeled in horror. Hitler continued laughing, then finally said “Goku! You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!” Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:17 am

extremejon09 wrote:

Anne Frank watched from nearby fearfully as she saw the two men stare at each other for what seemed like hours. Her one true love, and her ultimate oppressor. It had come down to this. “So,” Hitler said jovially “You took out all of my men. However, you aren’t going to defeat me.” Hitler then jumped down from his platform and down onto the street in front of Goku, pulling a chain gun from the ground nearby. Goku quickly jumped behind a ruined tank, as Adolf opened fire. The tank made decent cover, but it wasn’t long until it would be torn apart by the hail of bullets. Goku had to act. He dashed out from the side of the tank, and flew as fast as he could toward Hitler, who had no time to react. He grabbed the chain gun out of his enemy’s hands, and snapped it over his knee with ease. Hitler stumbled backwards, shocked at the turn of events. Goku smirked, then said “It’s come down to this. You and me. Fighting like men. If you admit defeat now, I’ll kill you rather painlessly.” Goku had the definite advantage. Or so it seemed. Hitler burst into a laugh, as Goku looked on quizzically. The mustachioed man slowly rose into the air, as his brown hair and pencil moustache turned a blonde color, and his brown eyes turned blue. Goku reeled in horror. Hitler continued laughing, then finally said “Goku! You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!” Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.

Win.

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:21 am

Jon, tell me more.

gunluva · **Joined:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:41 pm **Posts:** 815

SPOILERS!
Hitler dies.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:22 am

ramrod wrote:

Jon, tell me more.

GOD YES!

MOAR!

extremejon09 · **Joined:** Mon May 10, 2004 10:28 pm **Posts:** 4675

Anne looked on in awe, not sure what was going on. At first, it seemed like her lover would win the battle, but now she was not so sure. Goku now seemed scared of his opponent, and it was for a good reason. Hitler continued to speak “Goku, can’t you see? I’ve reached a power level 10 TIMES anything you’ve ever achieved! Your fate is sealed, weakling.” Even though the battle seemed unwinnable, Goku charged in, screaming at the top of his lungs. Every blow he struck with was deflected off of Hitler’s rock hard body. Hitler waited for Goku to tire himself out, then raised his fist and punched Goku. And one punch was enough. Goku was knocked across the street into a large propaganda poster of Hitler, thudding to the cold, hard ground. Hitler laughed, thinking that victory was in his hands at last. Goku, however, was not ready to give up. Bruised and battered, he rose from the ground, limping in Hitler’s direction. The Nazi leader laughed. “You still want to fight? Don’t you know when to give up, boy? You can hardly walk. And you expect to beat ME? Conqueror of Europe?” Goku ignored Adolf’s taunts as he continued to stumble his way forward. Finally, the two archrivals were standing face to face. Goku stared Hitler into the eye, then screamed “This… is for LOVE!” and flew up into the sky, his hair turning blonde, his eyes blue, and an aura of power radiating from him. Hitler looked on in horror at Goku. He had made the ultimate achievement. He had become a Super Ultra Power Saiyan. Goku made a cup shape with his hands, aiming at Hitler, as he belted out the words “Kame… Hame… HAAAAA!” as a beam of pure energy shot at his enemy, disintegrating the Nazi leader’s body. Goku then collapsed to the ground in a heap, exhausted from the fight. Two years later: Anne and Goku had finally reached the date of their wedding. After the battle, Anne and Goku destroyed the time machine and took a boat to Australia. They changed their names and lived new lives, ready to start over. The two young people looked into each others eyes as they kissed, as the reverend pronounced them man and wife. Finally, it seemed, Anne was at peace. And they would always be together, until the end of time.

JTHomeslice · **Joined:** Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:39 pm **Posts:** 1088

That was fabulous, Jon.

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:26 am

Sauce now Jon. Now!

Ingiald · **Joined:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:39 am **Posts:** 307

extremejon09 wrote:

Anne Frank watched from nearby fearfully as she saw the two men stare at each other for what seemed like hours. Her one true love, and her ultimate oppressor. It had come down to this. “So,” Hitler said jovially “You took out all of my men. However, you aren’t going to defeat me.” Hitler then jumped down from his platform and down onto the street in front of Goku, pulling a chain gun from the ground nearby. Goku quickly jumped behind a ruined tank, as Adolf opened fire. The tank made decent cover, but it wasn’t long until it would be torn apart by the hail of bullets. Goku had to act. He dashed out from the side of the tank, and flew as fast as he could toward Hitler, who had no time to react. He grabbed the chain gun out of his enemy’s hands, and snapped it over his knee with ease. Hitler stumbled backwards, shocked at the turn of events. Goku smirked, then said “It’s come down to this. You and me. Fighting like men. If you admit defeat now, I’ll kill you rather painlessly.” Goku had the definite advantage. Or so it seemed. Hitler burst into a laugh, as Goku looked on quizzically. The mustachioed man slowly rose into the air, as his brown hair and pencil moustache turned a blonde color, and his brown eyes turned blue. Goku reeled in horror. Hitler continued laughing, then finally said “Goku! You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!” Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.

You, sir, have just blown my mind.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:31 am

extremejon09 wrote:

Anne looked on in awe, not sure what was going on. At first, it seemed like her lover would win the battle, but now she was not so sure. Goku now seemed scared of his opponent, and it was for a good reason. Hitler continued to speak “Goku, can’t you see? I’ve reached a power level 10 TIMES anything you’ve ever achieved! Your fate is sealed, weakling.” Even though the battle seemed unwinnable, Goku charged in, screaming at the top of his lungs. Every blow he struck with was deflected off of Hitler’s rock hard body. Hitler waited for Goku to tire himself out, then raised his fist and punched Goku. And one punch was enough. Goku was knocked across the street into a large propaganda poster of Hitler, thudding to the cold, hard ground. Hitler laughed, thinking that victory was in his hands at last. Goku, however, was not ready to give up. Bruised and battered, he rose from the ground, limping in Hitler’s direction. The Nazi leader laughed. “You still want to fight? Don’t you know when to give up, boy? You can hardly walk. And you expect to beat ME? Conqueror of Europe?” Goku ignored Adolf’s taunts as he continued to stumble his way forward. Finally, the two archrivals were standing face to face. Goku stared Hitler into the eye, then screamed “This… is for LOVE!” and flew up into the sky, his hair turning blonde, his eyes blue, and an aura of power radiating from him. Hitler looked on in horror at Goku. He had made the ultimate achievement. He had become a Super Ultra Power Saiyan. Goku made a cup shape with his hands, aiming at Hitler, as he belted out the words “Kame… Hame… HAAAAA!” as a beam of pure energy shot at his enemy, disintegrating the Nazi leader’s body. Goku then collapsed to the ground in a heap, exhausted from the fight. Two years later: Anne and Goku had finally reached the date of their wedding. After the battle, Anne and Goku destroyed the time machine and took a boat to Australia. They changed their names and lived new lives, ready to start over. The two young people looked into each others eyes as they kissed, as the reverend pronounced them man and wife. Finally, it seemed, Anne was at peace. And they would always be together, until the end of time.

Ramrod, make Jon a mod for today.

DO IT!

gunluva · **Joined:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:41 pm **Posts:** 815

Told ya he died. It also explains why Hitler's body was never found.

extremejon09 · **Joined:** Mon May 10, 2004 10:28 pm **Posts:** 4675

ramrod wrote:

Sauce now Jon. Now!

http://www.smallcave.net/goferchan/afgoku01.html

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:26 am

Posting in an epic page.

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:58 am

Hey guys, what, in your opinion, is the best Beatles album?

For me, it's Revolver all the way. It's definitely my favorite, at least.

HHFOV · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:08 am

Dude, what's your favorite Led Zeppelin album?

Mine is probably Dark Side of the Moon, though it's certainly a hard decision.

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:09 am

HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:

Dude, what's your favorite Led Zeppelin album?

Mine is probably Dark Side of the Moon, though it's certainly a hard decision.

If you're mocking me, I have no idea why. Or maybe you actually thought Dark Side of the Moon was Led Zeppelin.

Either way, you fail.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:15 am

HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:

Dude, what's your favorite Led Zeppelin album?

Mine is probably Dark Side of the Moon, though it's certainly a hard decision.

Troll rating 3/10

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:18 am

^What I should have said.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:19 am

HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:

Dude, what's your favorite Led Zeppelin album?

Mine is probably Dark Side of the Moon, though it's certainly a hard decision.

iand93 · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:33 am

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

Hey guys, what, in your opinion, is the best Beatles album?

For me, it's Revolver all the way. It's definitely my favorite, at least.

Rubber Soul

MikeMcG · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:34 am

HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:

Dude, what's your favorite Led Zeppelin album?

Mine is probably Dark Side of the Moon, though it's certainly a hard decision.

I really loved Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Band. Def my fave.

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:36 am

MikeMcG wrote:

HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:

Dude, what's your favorite Led Zeppelin album?

Mine is probably Dark Side of the Moon, though it's certainly a hard decision.

I really loved Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Band. Def my fave.

I dunno, I think I liked American Idiot best. That's Zeppelin right guys?

RITE?

DS_Kid · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:46 am

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

I dunno, I think I liked American Idiot best. That's Zeppelin right guys?

RITE?

That's Guns N' Roses...

Uh...favorite Beatles album? Probably either Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band or Help! Let It Be comes in a close third.

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:53 am

Guys... I... I hate to say it... but from what I've heard of the tracks, Panic at the Disco's new album Pretty. Odd. looks to be the best damn thing we'll hear all year.

MikeMcG · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:54 am

BLASPHEMY!? Just wait until Kernel Panic! In The Distro's new album Segmentation. Fault. comes out. You'll be blown away.

iand93 · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:59 am

The Experimental Film wrote:

Guys... I... I hate to say it... but from what I've heard of the tracks, Panic at the Disco's new album Pretty. Odd. looks to be the best damn thing we'll hear all year.

Even if it's the best album ever made in the history of the world, it will still suck because it was made by Panic at the Disco.

DS_Kid · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:01 am

It seems like something interesting is always happening on the street I live on. You have the carbon monoxide, the elderly men collapsing on the sidewalks, people getting run over, and the standard-fare car crashes. Well, another car crash just happened, and this person ended up driving onto the sidewalk across the street while running into the neighbor's iron fence and pinning the car between it and a telephone pole.

Good times, good times...

Ninti · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:35 pm **Posts:** 3094

iand93 wrote:

The Experimental Film wrote:

Guys... I... I hate to say it... but from what I've heard of the tracks, Panic at the Disco's new album Pretty. Odd. looks to be the best damn thing we'll hear all year.

Even if it's the best album ever made in the history of the world, it will still suck because it was made by Panic at the Disco.

^ I despise people like this. Not even joking.

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