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Actually, it does include you. It does NOT, however, include "everyone."

No, I'm not going to name names.

Well, maybe-

No.

Well...


No.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

I was only referring to the people who have said stuff like that so far, Mandy and Didy, Math and Alex.

Naw, Ace is ba- he's super great

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I'll say it again and again - Einoo harbors deep hatred for me which can only be vented out by use of a Swedish hatchet, two men named Boris who have he same favorite color (purple), and three clavicles. Maybe four photographs og Big Bird too.

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No way! Noid is cool. We've been friends ever since we were young, naïve, and we thought the Fanstuff Wiki was pretty cool for... uh... some reason.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

Oh yeah I remember that.

CLYYYYYYYYDE

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A CHALLENGER APPROACHES


So she wakes up
in time to break down
She left a note up on the dresser
and she's right on time
You don't know anything
right or wrong
I said I know
and she said so
I want to panic
but I've had it
so I go
you don't owe anything to anyone

But don't take your life
because it's all that you've got
you'd be better off just up and leaving
if you don't think they will stop

And when you wake up
everything is going to be fine
I guarantee that you wake up in a better place
in a better time
so you're tired of living
and you feel like you might give in
well don't
it's not your time

looking through the paper today
looking for a specific page
don't want to find her full name followed by dates
because when I left her alone
she made a sound, like a moan
"you're known by everyone for everything you've done"
Funk buying flowers for graves
I'd rather buy you a one way non-stop
to anywhere
find anyone
do anything
forget and start again, love
she said she won't go
and that's that
it hurts too much to stand by
you've got to stop and draw a line
and everyone here has to choose a side tonight
the moment of truth is haunting you
don't forget your family
regardless of what you choose to do
you can't decide
and they're all screaming "why won't you?"
I'll start the engine but I can't take this ride for you
I'll draw your bath and I'll load your gun
but I hope so bad that you'll bathe and hunt

Annie's tired of forgetting about today and always planning for tomorrow (tomorrow)
Annie says "The saddest day I came across was when I learned that life goes on without me" (without me)
Annie says "If everyone has someone else, then I ain't got nobody's love to save me" (save me)
Annie says "I think I'll pass away tonight, because it seems I'll never get it right if it's just me" (just me)
Annie says!

And when you wake up
everything is going to be fine
I guarantee that you wake up in a better place
and in a better time
so you're tired of living
and you feel like you might give in
well don't
it's not your time

Annie says she wouldn't mind if they never find a cure for all her problems (her problems)
Annie says as long as she has someone near to make it clear she does not need to solve them (solve them)
Annie says "oh, this loneliness is killing me it's filling me with anger and resentment (resentment)"
Annie says "I'm turning into someone that I never thought I'd have to be again"

And when you wake up
everything is going to be fine
I guarantee that you wake up in a better place
and in a better time
so you're tired of living
and you feel like you might give in
well don't
it's not your time

Annie's tired of forgetting about today and always planning for tomorrow (tomorrow)
Annie says "The saddest day I came across was when I learned that life goes on without me" (without me)
Annie says "If everyone has someone else, then I ain't got nobody's love to save me" (save me)
Annie says "I think I'll pass away tonight, because it seems I'll never get it right if it's just me" (just me)
Annie says!

and when you wake up
everything is going to be fine
I guarantee that you wake up in a better place
and in a better time
so you're tired of living
and you feel like you might give in
well don't
it's not your time

and even if it was
I wouldn't let you go
you could run run run run but I will follow close
someday you will say "that's it, that's all"
but I'll be waiting there with open arms to break your fall
I know that you think that you're on your own
but just know that I'm here
and I'll lead you home
if you let me
she said "forget me"
but I can't

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I CAST ATTACK CARD

If I leave here tomorrow
would you still remember me
For I must be travelling on now
there's too many places I gotta see

And if I stay here with you girl
things just wouldn't be the same
For I'm as free as a bird now
and this bird you cannot change, oh
and the bird you cannot change
and this bird you cannot change
Lord knows I can't change

Bye bye, baby, it's been sweet love
though this feeling I can't change
Please don't take it so badly
Cause Lord knows I'm to blame

And if I stay here with you girl
things just couldn't be the same
Cause I'm as free as a bird now
and this bird you cannot change, oh
and the bird you cannot change
and this bird you cannot change
Lord knows I can't change,
Lord help me I can't change,
Lord I can't change,
Won't you fly high free bird, yeah

*intense guitar solo, man*

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U DUN ACTIVATED MAH TRAPZ0R

Movin' to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches
I'm movin' to the country I'm gonna eat me a lot of peaches
I'm movin' to the country I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
Peaches come from a can they were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way Id eat peaches everyday
Sun soakin' bulges in the shade

Movin' to the country I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
I'm movin' to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches

I took a little nap where the roots all twist
Squished a rotten peach in my fist
And dreamed about you woman
I poked my finger down inside makin' a little room for a ant to hide
Natures candy in my hand or can or a pie

Millions of peaches peaches for me
Millions of peaches peaches for free
Millions of peaches peaches for me
Millions of peaches peaches for free

Look out

Millions of peaches peaches for me
Millions of peaches peaches for free
Millions of peaches peaches for me
Millions of peaches peaches for free

Look out

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COMBO!

I looked out this morning and the sun was gone
Turned on some music to start my day
I lost myself in a familiar song
I closed my eyes and I slipped away

It's more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling)
I begin dreaming (more than a feeling)
'Till I see Marianne walk away
I see my Marianne walkin' away

So many people have come and gone
Their faces fade as the years go by
Yet I still recall as I wander on
As clear as the sun in the summer sky

It's more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling)
I begin dreaming (more than a feeling)
'Till I see Marianne walk away
I see my Marianne walkin' away

When I'm tired and thinking cold
I hide in my music, forget the day
And dream of a girl I used to know
I closed my eyes and she slipped away
She slipped awa y. She slipped away.

It's more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling)
I begin dreaming (more than a feeling)
'Till I see Marianne walk away
I see my Marianne walkin' away

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Scared to post the entire song?

I'M NOT

There’s a steel train coming through, I would take it if I could
And I would not lie to you, cause Sunday morning soon will come when
Things will be much easier to say, upon the microphone like a Boss DJ
But I’m wont walk upon the sea like it was dry land
The Boss DJ ain’t nothing but a man
No trouble, No fuss- I know why
It’s so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice
It’s so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice
Rumors are spreadin’ all over my town but it’s like stones and sticks
cuz on the microphone is where I get my fix
just let the lovin’ take ahold cuz it will if you let it
I’m funky not a junkie but I know where to get it
No trouble, no fuss- I know why
It’s so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice
It’s so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice
Oowee girl oowee girl oowee girl
There really ain’t no time to waste, really ain’t no time to hate
Ain’t got no time to waste, time to hate
Really ain’t no time to let the time go waste
So mister DJ don’t stop the music, I wanna know
Are you feelin the same way too?
I wanna rock it with you girl ooh girl
Don’t stop cuz
It’s so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice
It’s so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice
Nowadays the songs on the radio all drive me crazy
It’s so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice
It’s so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice

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Ooh, nice attack. MINE'S BETTER THO

Load up on guns and
Bring your friends
It's fun to lose
And to pretend
She's over bored
And self assured
Oh no, I know
A dirty word

hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
hello, hello, hello, hello, hello

With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My Libido
Yeah

I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end

hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
hello, hello, hello, hello, hello

With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My Libido
Yeah

And I forget
Just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard
It was hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
hello, hello, hello, hello, hello

With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My Libido
Yeah, a denial
A denial
A denial...

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Smells Like Teen Spirit be a mite overrated, dontchathink?

When they kick at your front door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun

When the law break in
How you gonna go?
Shot down on the pavement
Or waiting on death row

You can crush us
You can bruise us
But you'll have to answer to
Oh, the guns of Brixton

The money feels good
And your life you like it well
But surely your time will come
As in heaven, as in hell

You see, he feels like Ivan
Born under the Brixton sun
His game is called survivin'
At the end of the harder they come

You know it means no mercy
They caught him with a gun
No need for the Black Maria
Goodbye to the Brixton sun

You can crush us
You can bruise us
Yes, even shoot us
But oh-the guns of Brixton

When they kick at your front door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun

You can crush us
You can bruise us
Yes, even shoot us
But oh-the guns of Brixton

Shot down on the pavement
Waiting in death row
His game is called survivin'
As in heaven as in hell

You can crush us
You can bruise us
But you'll have to answer to
Oh, the guns of Brixton

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Minumum Wage
Hyah!

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I give up

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COUNTER WITH A ONE HIT WONDER OF EPIC PROPORTIONS

Loopy says he likes it up on top
Yes he knows if he ever lets go
The pretty machine will swallow him whole
He has no fear
He has no sense of shame
He will not stop until everybody everywhere wants to know his name

The one hit wonder
He likes the big time
He says he wants to live the kind of life
That will make the folks back home all rule6lol and whine
He knows if he ever even gets the chance
He'd sell his soul to make the monster dance
They can't hurt you unless you let them

Loopy says he sure does like the good life
Yes he knows all those women who scheme
Are just pretty pictures in the pretty machine
He knows if he ever even gets to try
He will bite down hard to make the monster cry
He knows if he ever even gets a chance
He'd sell his soul to make the monster dance
They can't hurt you unless you let them
I will say it again
They cannot hurt you unless you let them

Loopy says he likes it up on top
He prays to God and he hopes like hell
That the pretty machine
They will never fail
He has no fear
He doesn't really even have the time
He knows that the world is in love
With the pretty machine
Oh yeah, the pretty machine

The one hit wonder
He likes the big time
Yeah, He wants to live the kind of life
That will make the folks back home scream, rule6, and whine
He knows if he ever even gets to try
He will bite down hard to make the monster cry
He knows if he ever even gets a chance
He'd sell his soul to make the monster dance
He knows if he ever even gets to play
He will stomp like god to make the monster say
They can't hurt you unless you let them
They cannot hurt you unless you let them


Whoa.


Some people should have taken this line to heart.

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I guess JJ is back up.

BUT STAY ONE LAST SONG, WE'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE!
WE'LL ROCK YOU LIKE AN EGYPTIAN, DROWNIN' IN THA NILE!

Ricky was a young boy
He had a heart of stone
Lived 9 to 5 and worked his
Fingers to the bone

Just barely out of school
Came from the edge of town
Fought like a switchblade
So no one could take him down

He had no money, ooh
No good at home
He walked the streets a soldier
And he fought the world alone
And now it's...

Eighteen and life you got it
Eighteen and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Eighteen and life to go
Eighteen and life you got it
Eighteen and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Eighteen and life to go

Tequila in his heartbeat
His veins burned gasoline
It kept his motor runnin'
But he never kept it clean

They say he loved adventure
Ricky's the wild on
He married trouble
Had a courtship with a gun

Bang, bang! Shoot 'em up
the party never ends
You can't think of dying
When the bottle's your best friend
And now it's...

Eighteen and life you got it
Eighteen and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Eighteen and life to go
Eighteen and life you got it
Eighteen and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Eighteen and life to go


"Accidents will happen"
They all heard Ricky say
He fired his six-shot to the wind
That child blew a child away

(solo)

Eighteen and life you got it
Eighteen and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Eighteen and life to go
Eighteen and life you got it
Eighteen and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
Eighteen and life to go

Also, just for the record, I'm choosing completely random songs off of Leos Lyric's here.

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Yes. I win.

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O NO U DIN'T

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Ah down beside that red fire light
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I've seen every blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them lovely ladies every time

Oh won't you take me home tonight
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
And the stiffness in your bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still get my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me

Oh you gonna take me home tonight (Please)
Oh down beside that red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Get on your bikes and ride
Fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls

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NYET!



I win.

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I, uh, have the Stanley Cup.

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In before fix.
I win.

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Just wait, it's not over. Here's something you've only heard of if you happen to be Putin.

Ring! Ring! It's 7:00 A.M.!
Move y'self to go again
Cold water in the face
Brings you back to this awful place
Knuckle merchants and you bankers, too
Must get up an' learn those rules
Weather man and the crazy chief
One says sun and one says sleet
A.M., the F.M. the P.M. too
Churning out that boogaloo
Gets you up and gets you out
But how long can you keep it up?
Gimme Honda, Gimme Sony
So cheap and real phony
Hong Kong dollars and Indian cents
English pounds and Eskimo pence

You lot! What?
Don't stop! Give it all you got!
You lot! What?
Don't stop! Yeah!

Working for a rise, better my station
Take my baby to sophistication
She's seen the ads, she thinks it's nice
Better work hard - I seen the price
Never mind that it's time for the bus
We got to work - an' you're one of us
Clocks go slow in a place of work
Minutes drag and the hours jerk

Wave bub-bub-bub-bye to the boss
It's our profit, it's his loss
But anyway lunch bells ring
Take one hour and do your thang
Cheeseboiger!

What do we have for entertainment?
Cops kicking gypsies on the pavement
Now the news - snap to attention
The lunar landing of the dentist convention
Italian mobster shoots a lobster
Seafood restaurant gets out of hand
A car in the fridge
Or a fridge in the car
Like cowboys do in T.V. Land

You lot! What? Don't stop, give it all you got.
You lot! What? Don't stop. Huh?

So get back to work an' sweat some more
The sun will sink an' we'll get out the door
It's no good for man to work in cages
Hits the town, he drinks his wages
You're frettin', you're sweatin'
But did you notice you ain't gettin'
You're frettin', you're sweatin'
But did you notice you're not getting anywhere
Don't you ever stop long enough to start
To take your car outta that gear
Don't you ever stop long enough to start
To get your car outta that gear
Karl Marx and Freidrich Engels
Came to the checkout at the 7-11
Marx was skint - but he had sense
Engels lent him the necessary pence

What have we got? Yeh-o
What have we got? Yeh-o, magnificence
What have we got? Yeh-o
What have we got?

Luther King and Mahatma Gandhi
Went to the park to check on the game
But they was murdered by the other team
Who went on to win 15 mil
You can be true, you can be false
You be given the same reward
Socrates and Milhous Nixon
Both went the same way - through the kitchen
Plato the Greek or Rin Tin Tin
Who's more famous to the billion millions?
News Flash: Vacuum cleaner sucks up budgie
Oooohh...bub-bye

Magnificence!!

Funk LONG, INNIT?

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Yes.
tl;dr

The leaves will fall
And so will you
When you do, bury me under them too
Seconds pass; we’ll make it through
Eventually we all go home
It won’t be long
It won’t be long

We walk along the wire tied between horizons
You close your eyes like it’s nothing at all
Throughout the rise and fall, everything, everything
Changes, I will be here when you die

It won’t be long
It won’t be long
Until we find our way home

Did you hear the trumpets play the day your father died?
Did a violin swell those circles under your eyes?
Did you play the part straight, like a marcher?
Get lost in the beat, thinking and feeling
Did the drums in the streets make the people dance?
Or fall to their knees as the sound?
Knock the leaves from the trees
As they fall from the branch, the look beautiful
As they hung in the air

Spinning around
Did you float in the air?
Spinning around

There must be somewhere that cigarettes burn through the night
And the leaves don’t abandon their trees to the light
Where the skies always clear
And the summer never ends

Won’t you take me there?

The leaves will fall
So will you
When you do, bury me
Under them too
Seconds pass; we’ll make it through

Eventually we all are going home

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Wtf, that image works. Hit "View Image".

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EDIT: Pressed "quote" instead of "edit." Eh. Still worth posting again.

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It doesn't say view image for me.

Oh, and:

and:

It's my life!
you set the bar too high
your expectations have become my failure
a shell you see so shallow but deep inside (deep inside)
my heart beats just the same as yours
the same blood through these clean veins
can't you see that I'm in pain
it seems my life is always under par

what can I say to change your mind about what I am
others can see what was hidden from your sight
a kid with courage and heart and his eyes open wide
an inner beauty and a bright light

my focus is not yours
I set my sights on new horizons and let my soul have scope
can't you see that I have my own dreams (my own dreams)
and though they're not the same as yours
they hold value to me, tell me why can't you see
I'm not the means to mend your past regrets

what can I say to change your mind about what I am
others can see what was hidden from your sight
a kid with courage and heart and his eyes open wide
an inner beauty and a bright light

judged for how I look, not for the good that I have done
I try the best I can, but it seems that I'm not the perfect son
shaped by God, and my volition
and the seeds that you have sown
but I ask you once again
when does my life become my own?

I have my own!...
Let's go!
My own...

what can I say to change your mind about what I am
others can see what was hidden from your sight
a kid with courage and heart and his eyes open wide
an inner beauty and a bright light

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