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Holy crap, I seriously have that minimized in my Windows Media Player right now.

Freaky, dude.

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Hokay, so Google isn't doing it for me. Anyone know where I can find tabs of "Hyperactive!" by Thomas Dolby?

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So Mike when out to hang with IRL friends just to spite me, the jerk. But he'll regret it when he finds out that I took this time to get ahead in our little wager of who can lose 10 pounds first.


Also, I got freaked out my another jogger.

I can't go jogging. =[ It's winter and there's ice everywhere.

I meant Family Guy there instead of KoTH.



The discussion seemed pretty much over at the time.

Anyways, I went jogging up and down the hill around this time last year. Forget why I still don't do it.

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This is more painful than it looks.

I was playing this track & field game in that Intellivision compilation I told you guys about. Well, running is completely difficult, as it's pressing right and left as fast as you can. Well, the hurdles section, I had the good idea of using my palm to move the control stick. Well, after a few seconds, an area feels warm, but I finish. Peeled some of my skin. No bleeding occurred, but. It. HURT.

And yet, I was laughing.

THIS IS HOW WE PLAY VIDYA GAMES. IN AMERICA.

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It would have been a lot worse in the original Mario Party. In some of those mini-games, it was pretty much required for you to use your palm to rotate the control stick around (one involving a Tug O' War comes to mind instantly). My palm was totally beaten by that game nearly every time I got done with it.

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I remember reading world-of-nintendo.com's once existent worst experiences page. Some kid got really cheesed off that he couldn't win at one game, so he did just that very hard. When he won, he couldn't get the controller off. He had to peel off some of his skin and go to the hospital from the injury. He told everyone not on the Internet that it was a rake injury.

In short, it was one of the goriest experiences I have ever read. Other than the poor kid who got electrocuted while playing and lost some of his fingers. And that's why I never play video games when there's a thunderstorm anymore.

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Oh god, epic lulz.

An emo guy joined my bebo group that was against that one gang, and since I am hikkomori, they did what they could, and targeted him.

And by target him, I mean, they went to the place where he always hangs out and beat the crap out of everyone there.

I am bullying bother CHAVS AND EMOS right now.

This is great success.

I have never been more proud.

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Wait, so you're beating up people?

FOR SOOTH!

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Wrong.

I'm making people beat up other people.

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For sooth, funkstar. For sooth.

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I don't understand what you mean in the context. Doesn't that mean "indeed"?

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I meant for shame. I think Stong Buh used it a few times incorrectly like that. Thought people would pick it up.

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And according to whose online, I am now having a 1 on 1 with ChickenLeg.

brb. suicide.

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FOR SOOTH



SHAKSPER IS MAH DAWG

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Oh? Well, Shakespeare is mai boi.

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There was an Onion article about how Shakespeare was the greatest rapper of all time. It was excellent.

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My English teacher calls Shakespeare "Billy Shakes". That is all.

You have a weird English teacher. That is all.

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You have no idea. That is all.

YES.

I saw that one when it was new, I believe. Something like "In fact, he was the best street rhymer of his time".

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Too true. Too true.

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(THE ABOVE USER HAS BEEN BANNED)

I thought for sooth was one word…

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Forsooth, it can be.

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what the heck is wrong with you guys? Why don't you just drink like every other Irishman?

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HAHA. According to my last.fm account, my two most listened to artists for last week were Slipknot with 37 tracks and Sparklehorse with 35. How much of a contrast can you get?!

Bands that invalidate otherwise excellent musical taste:
Nickelback
Slipknot
Disturbed
Staind
Nickelback
Panic! At The Disco
Nickel-

oh god what am I saying I like duran duran and mcr my taste sucks too

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Nickelback is one of those bands that at least seems like they could be good, if they'd try a little harder, anyway.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Wait wait wait what? Is that off my profile? Cause I have never listened to Staind in my life :\
edit: What am I saying? OR P!ATD for that matter!