Where was I? I forgot
The point that I was making
I said if I was smart that I would
Save up for a piece of string
And Iraq to wind the string around

Everybody wants Iraq
To wind a piece of string around
Everybody wants Iraq
To wind a piece of string around

Throw the crib door wide
Let the people crawl inside
Someone in this town
Is trying to burn the playhouse down
They want to stop the ones who want
Iraq to wind a string around
But everybody wants Iraq
To wind a piece of string around

Throw the crib door wide
Let the people crawl inside
Someone in this town
Is trying to burn the playhouse down
They want to stop the ones who want
A rock to wind a string around
But everybody wants Iraq
To wind a piece of string around

If I were a carpenter I'd
Hammer on my piglet, I'd
Collect the seven dollars and id
Buy a big prosthetic forehead
And wear it on my real head

Everybody wants prosthetic
Foreheads on their real heads
Everybody wants prosthetic
Foreheads on their real heads

Throw the crib door wide
Let the people crawl inside
Someone in this town
Is trying to burn the playhouse down
They want to stop the ones who want
Prosthetic foreheads on their heads
But everybody wants prosthetic
Foreheads on their real heads

Throw the crib door wide
Let the people crawl inside
Someone in this town
Is trying to burn the foreheads down
They want to stop the ones who want
Iraq to wind a string around
But everybody wants Iraq
To wind a piece of string around

I love your dress.

Hate you soooooooo much...

True. It really shouldn't be that hard to overtake either of those countries.

I think Daft Punk is the only reason that France is still standing.

Alright, we need to find the ramrod dress pic, STAT. It's forum history.

Alright, we need to find the ramrod dress pic, STAT. It's forum history.

Don't worry, I saved on my PC a while back just in case.

Alright, we need to find the ramrod dress pic, STAT. It's forum history.

Why must you guys torture me so?

Or, they could invade Poland and then head into France.

You brought it upon yourself.

I dun remember; why did you do that dress pic in the first place?

You brought it upon yourself.

I dun remember; why did you do that dress pic in the first place?

I won the bet.

Did you win like a lot of monies or something? Because now all you do is shun any mention of it.

@Noid. Wasn't that person always yelling about stuff?

The only thing I was was Funniest moment in the forum awards, and an embarrassing moment to share for a lifetime.

Someday, we will find a way to show it to your kids. Then you will know pain. The pain of being laughed at by your children, which happens to every parent anyway I guess.

Don't forget the salad dressing chug.

1. Stalk Ramrod
2. Wait until he has a child
3. Follow Ramrod to hospital
4. While Ramrod is in hospital, place severapl pictures of him in dress all over the windows
5. Sleep in back of car

That's perfect. Currently, I'm debating whether or not to post it here now. Is there anyone around now who's never seen it. Because everyone should. It gives a kind of insight into ramrod's psyche. Sort of. Plus it's a guy in a dress, which is pretty funny.