A user of facepunch had a infestation of banana spiders in his front Porch. He let them live since he could sell the egg sacs for massive bucks to science.
Them: that was a pile of s****
Me: Actually, that was video of a spider.
Them: Dude, where do you get a banana spider from?
Me: Nature?
Them: TOTALLY AWESOME! I LOVE REPILES!! I have a snake
Me:...WHAT
Them: Funny joke on my profile ppl...
Me: NO-ONE CARES HOLY S***
Them: What the h*** is that thing?! Looks f***ing sinister!
Me:Call me crazy, but I think it's a SPIDER!

Them: wtf
Me: hax
Them: banana spiders do not build webs.
(source: wikipedia)
Me:You're an idiot. Open and shut case right here.
Them: i PERSONALY DO NOT LIKE SPIDERS. BUT THAT WAS VERY INTERESTING.
Me:OK THANK YOU FOR YOUR FEEDBACK IT WAS VERY HELPFUL
Them: hope that thing eats your effin face off. Seriously.
Me: Thanks. Now blow me.
Them: omg ur so mean why did u throw that grub into the web
Me:For s***'s n giggles. I also enjoy throwing kittens into it's web.
Them: My spider could beat up that spider. Wouldn't even be close.
Me: Kay.
Them: You sick b******. You just put a grub in there to die. And for what? A vid on YOUTUBE? I hate you. i hope that spider bites him whilst sleeping- then he can claim to have been bitten by his intelectuall equal lol
Me: I got that grub from a pet store you silly b****. They were SOLD to die. That spider can't kill you numbnuts.
Them: whoever put this on is a freak
Me: Thanks. By the way, I've sent some spiders to your house. Get ready to have your eyes sucked dry by many small fangs.
Them:THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST VILE SPIDERS I HAVE EVER SEEN, i seriously hate them! eugh. you should have f***ing killed it
Me: Too bad :>
Them: This is not a banana spider. Banana spiders are terrestrial and much, much larger than this one. Secondly banana spiders are highly aggressive and if you were this close to it... I guarantee that it would have chased you like a dog chases a cat.
Me: Yeah okay wrong. Also, terrestrial? The f***? As opposed to it being an aquatic spider? Another classic failure at an attempt to sound smart...
Them: F*** spiders and f*** everyone who loves them.
Me: Looks like you've got a lot of f***ing to do, then. Sicko.
Them: Ehh kill it?
Me: Hmmm, that's a tough one... No.
Them: s*** son wtf was that
Me: It was an elephant. What else?
Them: this is horrible. thanks for ruining my day
Me: Anytime.
Them: there's a "M" on its belly and they call it a BANANA spider?
Me: What were you expecting? 'B'? Or an outline of a banana? DURR
Them: YO KILL THAT S****
Me: YO FOOL NOT GUNNA HAPPN DMX WOTS MY NAME
Them: BORING!
Me: Ahahaha, your mother's a w****.
Them: That is not a banana spider! Banana spiders are dime-sized, unless you've got mutant bananas up where you are.
Me: You couldn't be anymore wrong god d*** it. I have the book open right here in front of me and you honestly want to argue with me? Sheesh. Numbnuts.
Them: i would donate money if there was a plan to exterminate every single spider in the world
Me: That wasn't even funny god d***. Try and be somewhat witty, will ya?
Them:I hate spiders. Why feature this, YouTube?!
Me: Because-
Them: lol i wouldv'e killed that spider already, dont want to wake up seein that creepy crawler..
Me: Actually, it would've killed you first. Lunged straight for the throat, and torn it right off.
Them: you threw that grub in that web you sick puppy lol
Me:Speaking of which, I once threw a puppy into the web... Now where did I put that video...
Them: Right, not only does this person seem to show an unhealthy perversion with insects feeding and then filming them, he also obviously placed the grub into the web (I cant imagine it jumped or flew into the web). Get out more you cruel b*****.
Me:ZOMG I FED A SPIDA AND FEELMD IT I MUST HAVE NO LIF
Your logic is s***. People film nature all the time. Come back when you can think of an actual insult.
Them: it sucked, who would want to see a spider eating...
Me: Apparently the majority of you-tube. DURRR
Them: I hope there's someone standing behind u filmin cus he can upload that s*** as "sad twat filmin sum sick spider" omg thats retarded y film that?
Me: Ever heard of 'Animal Planet'? People do this s*** all the time you sheltered twat.
Them:what an as******
Me: No u.
Them: i wouldnt think so... i think banana spiders bite, lol!
Me: ...If it has teeth/fangs, it bites
Them: Dude! That spiders massive!
Me: O RLY?
Them: s*** vid
Me: s*** comment
Them: GROUSE! YouTube put it down please.
Me: Haha p***y
Them: thats as close to cannibalism as you get on youtube
Me:...How is that cannibalism? :/
Them: HOLY CRAP THATS HORRIBLE!
Me: NO WAI
Them: for some reason that spider looks computer genorated...
Me: Oh God you're an idiot.
Them: how random is this video lmao
Me: Not random at all?
Them: OK...way to feature more crap, YouTube. AFTER WORK SPECIAL - new episode today!
Me: Awww, you mad your wittle video didn't get featured, and mine did? Too bad. SAVOR THE FLAVOR OF DEFEAT, female dog!
Them: umm wtf..why feature this when uu can feature my videos again
Me: Because your videos are complete s***, duh.
Them: I'm thinking about how the poor grub got in there..I would really like to kill this guy..stupid kids
Me: E-Thug, eh? Hm, ashame you're not sounding tough at all, so how bout you go be a wanna-be tough guy elsewhere?
Them: It's a primal instinct of humans to be scared of spiders, we've just evolved to fear them because some are poisonous. It makes me laugh the 12 year olds thinking they're hard because they pretend not to be scared of it.
Me: What... No, it's not. Not even close. If that were true, we would all be scared of spiders. It's just a phobia, not a 'primal instinct'... Primal instinct doesn't even have anything to do with that what the hell...
Them: yeah its poisonous, banana spiders are really serious spiders, if you have one at your home, get rid of it!
Me: Yeah okay wrong. For f***'s sake use google numbnuts.
Them: man taht spider looks extremely lethal lol
Me: Yeah well it's not.
Them: is that f***er deadly or not
Me: No.
Them: omg Banana Spiders are so poisonus(sp) arent they?
Me: No.
Them: is it poisonous?
Me: No.
Them: Those Bananna Spiders are one of the deadliest spiders in the world =/
Me: No.
Them: is that a poison spider
Me:
NO!Them: One of the most distrubing videos iv ever seen on youtube. Shouldnt be featured. Waste of time. Remove it. In my opinion. I despise spiders. Lets hope it was stud on.
Me: Aww, poor baby. Did the scary video scare you? Grow some balls, God d***.
Them:F*** you f** - When you get as big as me on the youtube food chain. Then comment back you wanna be
Me:Ahahaha "HEY MAN DON'T MESS WITH ME I HAVE E-POPULARITY!"
You must have no life.
Them: God why is this featured. Rargh.
Me: Because I said so. So there.
Them: thats sick no one wants to see that
Me:Hey dumbass, don't you find it odd then that this video has so many views, ratings, and was just featured? HUR
Them: how did this get front page?
Me: Because someone decided to feature it. What do you think? Durr.
Them: this is bull crap, why did it get featured?
Me:Because you're a whiney little s***, of course.
Them: who the hell featured this?
Me: One of the mods, who else? Schmuck.
Them: lol, how did that grub end up so neatly square in the center of the web like that?

Me: Cause I f***ing put it there.
Them: I cant help but feel that someone purposely put that grub on the web.
Me: No, it just sprouted wings and flew into the web. Then the wings magically vanished just before I started filming.
Them: how did that grub get there?
Me: MAGIC
Them: How the heck did a grub get up there!?
Me:
F***ING MAGIC!Them:The spider is like the people who are missusing
youtube for their own ends.
The grub is like the rest of us.
Me:Oh dear God... Just go build yourself a cross so you can nail yourself to it for all the world to see.
Them: i want to put the spider in a tube and make it crawl up my a** then fart it out on your girlfriend's face hahaha
Me: I take it shoving stuff up your butt is a common activity for you?
Them:These are the kind of videos that make youtube suck a**.
Me:Yeah okay no-one cares what ya think.
Them:IF u dont fu**ing care what i think then dont f***in reply to my f***in message if u dont f***in care then leave it alone and stop talking f**ing s***.
Me:Saying f***ing a whole lot doesn't make you look like a tough-guy. Just an under-aged idiot.