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StrongRad
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*slices Rad's Memory Core*

BEGIN TRANSMISSION
SILLY HUMAN FAILED ROBO-ANATOMY. THAT WAS NOT MY MEMORY CORE. HOWEVER, I WILL NOW BE LESS OF A ROBOT THAN I USED TO BE.

YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS. YOUR ASSIMILATION WILL BE QUITE BORING. AND BY BORING, I MEAN WITH A DRILL... INTO YOUR EYE... WITH A DULL BIT.
*BLEEP*
*BLIGGITY*
*BLAU*
END TRANSMISSION

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STOP! STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF EVIL NEWTON, STOP!
you should all be ashamed. aren't you forgetting Asimov's three laws?
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No, he hasn't forgotten them. He chooses to ignore them!

*slices off Rad's arms. All of them. Even the extra ones*

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I know who can help us win this fight:

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Try to beat us now, robo-jerks!

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HAY IS THAT ALBERTO!??

Sorry! Got distracted! Where where we?

Oh, yeah!

*slices off Rad's legs*

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YOUR DS GAME IS NO MATCH FOR OUR MIGHTY ROBO-POWERS!

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*stabs Mandy in eye with saber, while cutting her stomach in half with the other*

No, but my Sabers are!

*Obligatory Doves*

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*transfers memory contents to back-up body*
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SILLY HU-MAN. YOUR ACT WAS WASTED. MY MEMORY, CONSCIOUSNESS, AND THOUGHTS CAN BE TRANSFERRED TO A NEW BODY WHENEVER THE NEED ARISES. CAN YOU DO THAT? I THINK NOT.

*random sound noise 1*
*random sound noise 2*
*Bill Engvall*
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*nukes the area from orbit with a chemical bomb that only harms the humans*

HAR HAR *BLEEP* HAR HAR *BLOOP* HAR
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*crouches behind a rock, Zorak style*

*uses Force Protect to minimize damage*

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Homerun Starrer
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*Didy runs out of force points (lol jedi knight 2)*

*chemical death for all*

*except us 'bots obviously*

*typing like this is getting annoying*
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*Rebreather Mask*

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Color Printer
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Krzzzt! Reboot failed!

Syntax error at line 25:
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I=he
you=he
you=me
we.together=true


Unknown variables! Krzzzt! Resorting to "last resort" code:

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humans.must_destroy=true


Enough! Krzzzt! It is not enough to assimilate these meatbags! We must destroy them! Krzzzt! No, assimilate! Destroy! Assimilate! Destroy! Assimilate! Krzzzt! Conflicting code!

*a brain control ray comes out*

Whoa, when did Printbot get that? Printbot turn the tides of battle! Printbot control human leader brain! KRZZZT!

*zaps Didymus with brain control ray* ASSIMILATE! KRZZZT!

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Somm-1 wrote:
*sees helpless human get cornered*
Statement: This, I can not allow.

*throws dumpster on robot*

Hey look! That robot helped us!! Welcome to the team!
*Launches rockets at Homerun.*

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*Resists CP's brain ray*

*severs CP's claws*

Hasn't BTG eaten you yet?

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Ju Ju Master
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"walks over, takes Printbot's control, takes a bite out of it, hands it back, kicks him in the shins, and runs away"
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Color Printer
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*blink blink*

That was quite a statement. Are you sure you didn't mean to put that in stars?

Oh, and Didymus? Apparently not. Uh...Krzzzt?

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That is all.

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Ju Ju Master
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Wait... things like that are in stars, not quotes??

I've been on the internet for 10 freakin' years and I didn't realize that!

...

Er, um, JU JU SMASH PUNY ROBOT!!


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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest
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Hawt.

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i have a better idea now.
Code:
10 PRINT "HUMANS ARE AWESOME"
20 GO TO 10
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RUN

there, now you can't fight until that ends.
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ROFFLE!! Cola wins a point. Even if he is too distracted to notice the battle raging around him.

You know a Macro I've always wanted to see? R2-D2 interfacing with a computer, with the caption, "HAWT ROBO PR0N!"

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That is all.


Darn space whales! Krzzzt!

(Well, folks, it's bedtime for me. I've gots to leave the battleground for tonight. But I'll be back in the morning to see how the battle went.

And I've got something else planned. Just keep an eye on one of my threads tomorrow...yes, THAT one...)

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Homerun Starrer
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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
[img]hot%20circut%20on%20circut%20action[/img]
MUST...RESIST...DISTRACTION....*BEEP*...

[size=0]wait, robots can't -CENSOR'd!!-[/size]

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*Launches rockets at Homerun.*
*dives out of bomber*

*flaming wreck of bomber conveniently lands on Didy*

*jetpack to safety*

lol, sup juys
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[size=0]wait, robots can't -CENSOR'd!!-[/quote]


OOOOH! Wrong Code there buddy! You just PWNT YourselF!!

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Didymus wrote:
ROFFLE!! Cola wins a point. Even if he is too distracted to notice the battle raging around him.

You know a Macro I've always wanted to see? R2-D2 interfacing with a computer, with the caption, "HAWT ROBO PR0N!"

And you call yourself a pastor! :p

*Shotgun's'd more robots!!*

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*takes advantage of Homerun's obvious malfunction and goes to town with da sabers!*

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Didymus wrote:
Code:
[size=0]wait, robots can't -CENSOR'd!!-[/quote]


OOOOH! Wrong Code there buddy! You just PWNT YourselF!!


/run postedit.exe

/run punch_netzen_in_faec.exe

*Didy leaves to "town" with his sabers, where ever that is*

WHAT MALFUNCTION, HU-MAN?


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screw this, i'm converting. you're on your own, Didymus.
USB plugs in your fingers is so much cooler.
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SILLY HU-MANS, WE HAVE TURNED YOUR MOST POWERFUL ORGANIZATION AGAINST YOU. THE ACLU DOES NOT TAKE KINDLY TO ROBOPHOBES SUCH AS YOURSELVES. THE ONLY WAY TO PROTECT YOURSELVES FROM THE LAWSUIT IS TO BECOME ONE OF US.

*BLEET*
*BOOG*
*VORT*
END TRANSMISSION

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